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R2DT and R2E2 host the Second Annual Geleophysic Dysplasia Webathon

The Gormogons Posted on January 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

R2DT pictured here with R2E2 and R2C2, now get charitable, y’all! Operative R2DT writes in from the Outer Rim Territories regarding his niece, R2E2’s ongoing efforts to raise money and awareness for a rare illness that took the life of … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Geleophysic Dysplasia, Heart, R2DT

All Saint’s Day

The Gormogons Posted on November 1, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT works 20-25 miles away from home and as today is a Holy Day of Obligation for Catholics, I surfed around on MassTimes.org and found a couple local parishes that had mid-day Masses.  I chose one and arrived 5 minutes … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Charity, Roman Catholics

Rich Politician Tries to Buy Election

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

When a politician spends his own hard earned cash to fund his political campaign, cries of, “OH NOES!!!!one!!!!* teh rich ownz the guvm’nt!!!” have been known to occur. Indeed self made men such as John Corzine, who didn’t do it … Continue reading →

Posted in Campaign Finance, Charity, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour, You Tube

How Things Work – Capitalism Edition

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Mrs. Dr. J. and the Lil Resident, especially, love shoes. One of the brands popular with the Lil Resident, and a number of the young ladies at the Jedi Academy, the other independent schools in New Atlantis, and New Atlantis … Continue reading →

Posted in Capitalism, Charity, Dr. J., Fashion, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Shoes

#Mayday #OWS style versus #onepercent style

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For those of you wondering why the hashtags all of a sudden, Dr. J. and GorT are doing a secret SPAMtastic experiment on Twitter. For those of you with a pulse, you know that today is May Day. Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, cancer, Charity, Communist Sympathizers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, May Day, Occupy Wall Street, Progressives

Media Obsession

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You may have heard about Lenny B. Robinson. His black Lambo was pulled over in Maryland last week for not having license plates; he was also dressed in a perfect Batman costume. Turns out Mr. Robinson is a well-to-do businessman … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Charity, Conservatism, Journalism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias

Mailbag – FU Edition

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has been crazy busy and the mail has been piling up. He apologizes and will empty the bag as quickly as he can, but here is a quick hit for our readers. And FU means follow up, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag

The Susan B. Komen foundation hates women…

The Gormogons Posted on February 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In other news…the Susan G. Komen foundation, a major fundraiser for breast cancer prevention, treatment, and research has pulled grants from Planned Parenthood. They were providing $600,000 to the nation’s largest abortion provider. The official reason for this is that … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Eleventy, Planned Parenthood, Susan G. Komen

What we learned today about Mr. Romney…

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For those who didn’t get the memo. Mr. Romney is crazy rich. He is worth around $200 million, earning $21.7 million dollars last year. He paid $3 million in taxes and gave almost $3 million away to charitable causes. Most … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Freedom, HHS, Jim DeMint, ObamaCare, One Term President, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Heart plug edition

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

No, not that kind of heart plug. Operative R2DT writes in on thermal printer paper: Dear Dr. J.,  Ok, I admit it. The subject was just to get your attention, but it is related to the purpose of the email.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Cardiovascular Disease, Charity, David Lynch, Dr. J., Dune, Mailbag

Bag Taxes Promote Prostitution – MoCo Politicians Hate Women

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In an homage to our !!!1!E1@VENtY!1!!1!! screaming friends on the left, Dr. J. drafts the above headline. Mrs. Dr. J. is a wonderful and charitable woman. Recently, a new charity came on her radar. The name of the organization was … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Dr. J., GorT, Mrs. Dr. J., Prostitution, Recycling

Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 24

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

The final day of our calendar brings up the door to these charities: The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society (one of ‘Puter’s picks)The Christian Foundation for Children and Aging (GorT frequents this charity)The Holy Land Christian Ecumenical Foundation (also a pick … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Charity, Gormogonica, GorT, Merry Christmas

Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 23

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Continuing our advent calendar charity doors, today’s door is to the following charities: The Military Order of the Purple Heart (one of the Czar’s picks)Paralyzed Veterans of America (favored by the Mandarin) For those who like contributing to other charities … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Gormogonica, Merry Christmas, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

Gormogon Advent Calendar – Day 22

The Gormogons Posted on December 22, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We’re in the final stretch of the advent season and it is a time to be generous.  Generous with your spirit, your hospitality and your charity.  So today’s advent door is a door into some of the charities that your … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Dr. J., Gormogonica, Merry Christmas, Volgi

Obama, the modern day Scrooge…

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“Are there no prisons?” asked Scrooge. “Plenty of prisons,” said the gentleman, laying down the pen again. “And the Union workhouses?” demanded Scrooge. “Are they still in operation?” “They are. Still,” returned the gentleman, “I wish I could say they were not.” “The Treadmill … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour, Unemployment

Most American Jews May Not Care About Israel

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Many American conservatives (Jewish and not) are puzzled by the large scale support American Jews continually offer the Democrats, when the average Democrat does his darndest to smear Israel, support groups who openly want Israel eliminated, and seek to discredit … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Israel, Jews, Liberals

Ubi Caritas …

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 22, 2010

Gormogon operative FJR reports to ‘Puter from an undisclosed yurt on the central Eurasian steppes with the following observation on charity: Since the Federal Government has decided that it is their job to be benevolent I have decided to redirect … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare

Private Charity v. Government Handouts

The Gormogons Posted on February 22, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 22, 2009

It has always struck ‘Puter that government is singularly bad at effectively distributing needed aid to the poor.  To be certain, government does a great job at spending taxpayer money on programs, but does a lousy job at achieving meaningful … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Gubbamint

It ain’t charitable…

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 28, 2008

…if you’re forced to do it. This is akin to the Left’s confusion of state action with private action, and the ensuing putative equivalence (or superiority) of paying taxes to donating time or money to charity. Except that, of course, … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Social Justice

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