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Liberals Project Their Partisan Racism on Conservatives: NYT Editors Edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Requiring voters to produce identification showing they’re eligible to vote is the indubitable moral equivalent of Bull Connor’s reign of terror against Blacks in Jim Crow Alabama. At least, if you’re the liberal genii populating the NYT’s editorial board. If … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Liberal Idiots, New York Times - NYT, Suck It Czar, Vote Fraud

More of our National Conversation

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

At the Leaping Peacock the other night, BG and the Czar were discussing the political affiliation of a white supremacist when Borepatch walked up and sat down. Borepatch nodded to BG, turned to the Czar, and said, “Nice post the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Borepatch, Bullshit racism accusations, History, Operative BG, Race, Racism

BG: Our National Conversation Now Goes Like This

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

An asshat up in North Dakota is trying to establish a White Suprmacist “enclave” for any like-minded salamanders who are looking for a blackless and Jewless place to live. Some news reports are saying that he is spectacularly unsuccessful; more … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Ku Klux Klan, Nazis, Nazis Living As Hippies, Operative BG, Race, Racism, Republicans

Guess Who Is Behind the Return of Racist America?

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, hippies. They just can’t let it go. When you’re a loser who was never forced to hear anything sensible, and you experience a long period lacking in self-discipline and with zero social consequences—say the years 1966-1977—you tend to pine … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Popular Culture, Race, Racism

Nobel Laureate Joseph Stiglitz: Detroit Failed Because White People Are Greedy, Racist Bastards

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Maybe if Detroit made cars as awesomeas ‘Puter’s 1972 Dodge Dart Swingeragain, they’d have remained solvent. ‘Puter just got around to reading the New York Times Sunday edition, including Nobel laureate Joseph E. Stiglitz’ piece on Detroit’s bankruptcy. Mr. Stiglitz … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bankruptcy, Bullshit racism accusations, Economics, Free Market Economy, Identity Politics, Liberal Idiots, Rant, Wall Street, West Beirut (Detroit)

Anyone Can Be Racist

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As the Mandarin once wrote, “racism stinks no matter who the victim is” Unfortunately for the reality-based community, an ugly myth remains rampant—exacerbated by the George Zimmerman verdict—that racism is limited only to white people. Here’s a racist. He doesn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Race, Racism

Understanding Zimmerman and Martin

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes a nice letter about the Zimmerman trial on the back of a prescription for Clomipramine. Your omniscience: Esteemed Associate and I were discussing the Martin case last evening. I encapsulate our conversation for you. One has to … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Crime, Island Dweller, Legal Words, Mailbag

A Very Special ‘Puter Rant: “Racist, ‘Puter’s Fat, White, Hairy Rear End!”

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Kevin Cronin and REO Speedwagon secretlyadvance the grand plot of the omnipotent WhiteMale Patriarchy to keep Blacks down throughjudicious application of late 1970s rock music. In the immortal words of REO Speedwagon, ‘Puter’s had “enough of the falseness of a … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Black America, Bullshit racism accusations, Florida, Liberal Fascism, Media, Media Bias, MSNBC, Racism, Rant, Stupid People, The White Devils, Zimmerman

Innocent Unless Proven Guilty

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in to clarify an earlier point he made: I was referring to the great Detroit riot of 1967, in which 43 people were shot dead, a few by the DPD; the rest of the shooters were fellow … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Constitutional Law, Island Dweller, Law Enforcement, Law Suits, Racism, Rule of Law, Technology, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mostly Non-Canadiana

The Gormogons Posted on April 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our awesome number one Canadian reader (and most likely the number one Canadian, when we finally take over the world) submits some more thoughts: Mighty Czar, America’s most recent manufactured-outrage race kerfuffle (ie. the white-Hispanic man killing the black-black teen … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Canada, Mailbag, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag: Sophistry and Puppetry

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We dig deep down into the mailbag, past the raw otter meat, the queen scorpion egg case, and seven offers for high-interest credit cards, and find two addressed to us. Protagoras has gone emo, writes KH—if you have lost your … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Facebook, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Media, Race, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

Two Points on the Treyvon case

The Gormogons Posted on April 3, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Your Gormogons have been quiet about the Treyvon, beyond the Czar’s outstanding essays here, because the public simply doesn’t know a lot about the situation and the usual suspects have been ratcheting up the rhetoric for power and profit. Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Journalism, Main Stream Media, National Review, The Obama Amateur Hour, Treyvon, Zimmerman

How the Left Lost The Race Card

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

When this is racist and that is racist appears more than once a month in a new story or interview, eventually the word loses its effectiveness. For example, television viewers are no longer shocked to see interracial kissing. The insistence … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Leftism, Liberals, Race, Racism

Fast and Furiously Funny

The Gormogons Posted on December 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Eric Holder, Racism, Scandals

And So It Spreads

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Professor Mondo is seeing it everywhere, too. But is ridiculing the unfocused, college socialist pablum really hypocritical after complaining about the Tea Party, as one of his commentators suggests? No. Where is Samuel Jackson to dismiss the entire OWS crowd … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Media Bias, Occupy Wall Street, Stupid People, Unions

Is the Tea Party Like the Civil Rights Movement?

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Over at Big Government, Stacy Swimp argues that the Tea Party is the 21st Century Civil Rights Movement. This is a bit of a stretch. The Civil Rights Movement has a long, unbroken history of abolitionist traditions, and risked literal … Continue reading →

Posted in Black America, Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Race, Racism, Tea Party

Reality to Jesse Jackson: STFU Already

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Chicago Sun-Times “columnist” (that’s how he’s billed, although this is a major stretch) Jesse Jackson…or more realistically, whoever is ghost-writing his crap…today accuses the Republicans of intent to commit voter fraud. Really. As the campaigns for the 2012 presidential election … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Election, Jesse Jackon, Race, Racism, Republicans, Vote Fraud, Voting

NYT’s World: Through Race Colored Glasses

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

The New York Times editorial board remains steadfastly determined to bar reality from ruining its thoroughly discredited world view. In this editorial, the NYT’s editors blame racism for favored minorities defaulting on their home mortgages. The editors allege that minorities … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, New York Times - NYT, Stupid People

Mail Mail Mail…Actually, Just Mail Mail

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And the mail comes in: Great and Mighty, etc., Dreadful, etc., цѣсарь, Your humble Burgher of Bong sends greetings from the land of Badgers and Beer-makers and Meat-Packers. Also the land of pointless recall elections, expensive ‘bring out your dead’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Hurricane, Liberal Fascism, Mailbag, Wisconsin

Inaction Jackson

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Jesse Jackson, whom the Czar refuses to address as Reverend on principle, decided to honor the memory of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., by calling Tea Partiers a bunch of racists. Because that, you know, is what Dr. King wanted … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Good Times' Racist Principle, Bullshit racism accusations, Jackass, Race, Racism

But Then, The Czar Knows His History

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

New Chicago police chief Garry McCarthy does not believe in the Second Amendment. On the subject of lax gun laws, he asked “Let’s see if we can make a connection here. Slavery. Segregation. Black codes. Jim Crow. What, what did … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Law Enforcement, Racism

There’s a Grouch in the Mail Today

The Gormogons Posted on December 22, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Your Czarness: FHIW: Here’s the current satellite image of Nikumauroro. Long way from anywhere. Fresh water would have been the problem. No solar stills in those days, although the Mandarin probably already had one. / erc No doubt Volgi would … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Burma (not "Myanmar" dammit), Fantasy Island, Mailbag

Compare and Contrast, Episode II

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Let’s have a little fun playing compare and contrast: 1. Black employee makes statement described as racist. Employer takes quote out of context, goes off half-cocked, fires said employee without permitting employee an opportunity to explain. Employer realizes manifest error … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Main Stream Media, NPR, Stupid People

Race Card Officially Bankrupt

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So the Democrats, fearful that Mark Kirk could win the US Senate seat being rightfully emptied by Roland Burris, are trying to inflate hot air into a non-story. As you know, Democrats are quite obviously doing whatever they can to … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Al Franken, Alexi Giannoulias, Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago, Chicago Way, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, Mark Kirk, Racism, Roland Burris, United States Senate

Attention, Tea Partiers

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So, you’re going to be infiltrated by agents provocateurs of the Left. Let me suggest one strategy that might be effective. If anyone starts up with some sort of bigoted crap, kick his ass. You can’t be too careful. (Or … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Justice, Leftism, Racism, Tea Party

Dumb and Dumber

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

A urologist in Florida has placed a sign on his office door advising Obama supporters to seek treatment elsewhere. That’s pretty dumb. Obviously, a doctor cannot necessarily refuse medical treatment to anyone, but he can refuse to see non-emergency patients … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Racism

Re: Liberal Media Still Believes Name-Calling Lie

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 24, 2010

Confucius* says, I don’t want to blow your mind, cats and kittens, but you know the story the Czar is commenting on, where some liberal Democrats walked through a crowd of Tea Partiers and came out claiming they’d been spat … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Congress, Racism, Tea Party

Czar, here’s the chart to check when you say “articulate.”

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 11, 2010

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Humor, Racism

Carter Needs To Stop Proving His Critics Correct (updated)

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 16, 2009

Updated: Guess who agrees with us? President Jimmy Carter declared Rep. Joe Wilson a racist on Tuesday, for calling President Obama a liar during the latter’s health care sales pitch last week. The White House, in a little recognized story, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Government Run Healthcare, Jimmy Carter, Racism

Iowahawk: Profiling and Harvard

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 28, 2009

Cambridge Police Profiling Still A Grim Reality for Harvard Faculty A—holes Guest Opinionby Professor John Evans Evans-JohnHarvard School of Harvard Faculty A—holes StudiesHarvard University When I first learned of the arrest of my colleague Professor Henry Louis “Skip” Gates after … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Harvard, Humor, Iowahawk, Racism

Best Impression Of An SNL Skit Character

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 24, 2009

Since we’re giving out awards here today, ‘Puter’d like to nominate the newly (in)famous Professor Henry Louis Gates for the Eddie Murphy “I’m Gumby, Dammit” Award. Upon reflection, ‘Puter thinks the following. (1) Rich Lowry and the Wall Street Journal … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Classism, Racism

Racism Works Both Ways, Professor

The Gormogons Posted on July 23, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 23, 2009

By now you’ve heard about the little dustup this week involving Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. and Cambridge Police Sergeant James Crowley. If not, a brief recap. Police were called to a report of two black men breaking in … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Law Enforcement, Professors, Racism

On Our SCOTUS Nominee

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 26, 2009

The Gormogons wish Sonia Sotomayor the best of luck on her upcoming near-certain approval for the SCOTUS. Like her nominator, she can be a difficult read, having more or less avoided many substantive cases that would otherwise predict what sort … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Racism, Sonia Sotomayor, Supreme Court

Always Bet on the Race Card

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 13, 2009

Todd “Toddler” Stroger, Cook County Board President (who inherited the position from his father) has come under fire for fighting for a dramatic sales tax increase in Cook County, which surrounds Chicago and many of its suburbs. Now comes word … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Racism, Todd Stroger Jr.

Evil Banker Villains!

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 16, 2009

Here we go again. The NAACP, an antiquated organization so without relevancy that it still relishes the term “colored people,” has accused HSBC and Wells Fargo of forcing blacks into high interest mortgages, while letting whites with identical qualifications evidently skate … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Mortgage Lending, NAACP

Okay, Don’t Listen

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 4, 2009

An update to this post. A day after nonsense allegations that racism is the reason openly self-confessed corrupt Senator Roland Burris enjoys single digit approval ratings, Illinois Governor Pat Quinn has suddenly backed off his demand for a special election … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago Political Machine, Dick Durbin, Junior Senator From Illinois, Roland Burris, United States Senate

The Chicago Machine’s Card Reader

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 3, 2009

With the triumphant downfall of Governor Rod Blagojevich, in which most of Springfield allegedly threw shoes at his toppled statue, most national attention has finally slipped away from Illinois. Major outlets have concluded that, at last, things are quiet in … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago Political Machine, Dick Durbin, Junior Senator From Illinois, Roland Burris, United States Senate

Barney Frank, Liar

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 7, 2008

Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) claims that Republican attacks on the Community Reinvestment Act are racially motivated. Rep. Frank is wrong on the merits as usual. Rep. Frank must be Karnak the Magnificent. He has the uncanny ability to know what … Continue reading →

Posted in Barney Frank, Bullshit racism accusations, Community Reinvestment Act, Republicans

You’re A Racist If You Vote For McCain

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by 'PuterAugust 27, 2008

‘Puter intended to write about this editorial in the Wall Street Journal yesterday, but noting all the hullaballoo on the interwebs about the issue, decided not to do so. Thinking about it last night, though, ‘Puter got good and riled … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bullshit racism accusations, Election '08, Old Johnny Mac, Rant, Stuff White People Like, Whitey

“A virtual Bletchley Park of racial cryptographers”

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 8, 2008

Great line and very appropriate with GorTechie’s Enigma post.. Y’all know where standeth the Œcumenical Volgi. But really, is anyone really surprised at all this “subtext” insanity? I mean, for God’s sake, the last two generations or so of students … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Pomo cretins

Delusional idiocy of the week

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 6, 2008

Ok, I don’t read Slate outside of Hitchens much because, well, I’m not a pseudo-intellectual poseur. But this article was brought to my attention in which some jackass argues that mentioning Barack Obama’s thin build is crypto-bigotry. What genius detective … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bedlam, Bullshit racism accusations, Handy and the Human Ton, Hogarth, Luo, Nilotes, Physical anthropology, Rake's Progress, READ A BOOK, somatotypes

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