Big F*@&ing Deal Alert!

The Mandarin’s Orbital Laser Mind-switching Weapon (TM) is a rousing success.

The Gormogons have successfully swapped the mind of gaffetastic Vice President Biden with that of Dr. J’s mancrush, economist Arthur Laffer.

Dr. J has relocated Mr. Laffer’s body containing Mr. Biden’s mind to an undisclosed location.

Mr. Biden (Laffer) wrote an editorial in the comic book of record, a/k/a USA Today, intimating that the payroll tax cut will spur economic growth. So as not to give away that a secret mind switch has occurred, he offered some silly spending suggestions (energy efficiency) and fumbled some of the economic details, and suggested the tax cut will be paid for out of the general budget so as to maintain the current level of impending insolvency (which he describes as solvency), but other than that, it appears that the test was a success.

Warmest Regards,
Dr. J.

P.S. Laffer Curve

Confucius, Œc. Vol.

Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu.