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Come Back, Volgi!

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 6, 2009

With the Volgi away taking care of matters, the Czar foolishly agreed to cover for him while he was gone. Needless to say, this place has gone to hell and he’s only been gone for a day. The phone hasn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Volgi

Why We Should Expect Only Failure

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 6, 2009

The Jerusalem Post has an editorial that discusses what would happen if Iran fully complied with nuclear restrictions. It is worth a read, but it is not necessary for you to do so to continue herein. The editorial makes the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Foreign Policy, Iran

All Right: We Comply

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 6, 2009

The Federal Trade Commission now expects blogs to reveal any endorsements they get or receive to reveal potential conflicts of interests. Very well. 孔夫子, the Œcumenical Volgi (The Notorious ŒV) receives free catalogs from Obscurity Press, in return for positive … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Teh Intarweb

Re: House Cleaning

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 6, 2009

Our thanks to GorT. He really is the coolest robot, provided he doesn’t rip your head off for one of his “upgrades,” Puny humans. “We apologize in advance if we kill one of your favorite tags (send an email and … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Hello Kitty, Val Kilmer the Thirteenth Imam

A little house cleaning

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2009 by GorTOctober 6, 2009

This might be pulling back the curtain when our regular readers don’t really care, but apparently we’ve hit a limit on the number of unique tags (see the bottom of the posts) for our site. The Czar dismissively waved his … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon

Gone fishin’

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 5, 2009

Well, not quite. The Volgi’s had a death in the family, so will be out of pocket for a bit. In the meantime, don’t forget that Zbig Brzezinski (on whom see the Czar below) was most recently in the news … Continue reading →

Posted in Mika Brzezinski

Swine Flu: Obama’s Katrina?

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 5, 2009

There’s an interesting article in today’s New York Times concerning availability and distribution of the swine flu vaccine. The most interesting part of the article was Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius’ comments. When asked about the confusion … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Swine Flu

Breaking News: Vietnam is Still Communist

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 5, 2009

What’s this? A Vietnames Buddhist monk complains that the country is not giving them religious freedom? Dude. You live in a communist country. This rates about a 1 on the Czar’s shock factor scale. Feel free to ask a Polish … Continue reading →

Posted in Communism, Religion, Vietnam

A Voice Better Off Ignored

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 5, 2009

The New York Times, in its struggling effort to stay non-trivial, posts an editorial today on Zbigniew Brzezinski, the latter commenting on what the Obama administration should do about Afghanistan. For those of you who do not recognize the name—and … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Foreign Policy, Mika Brzezinski, New York Times - NYT, Soviet Union, War in Afghanistan

Okay, That’s Just Cool

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 5, 2009

Normally, tricking the Czar results in a stare down with our Imperial firing squads, who remain undefeated against unarmed people with their hands tied behind their back. But the Czar delights in bringing you this bit of optical chicanery. Enjoy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Science, Useful Idiots

Volgi: Because.

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 4, 2009

Interviewers usually don’t ask the good questions. One never said it was unremarkable. Just not impossible to call in advance. One sees it in little ways with a good color commentator as well. He will often call entire plays well … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Infighting, Talkin' Baseball

Shocker: Russia at fault in Caucasian War

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2009

Georgia contributed to the problem, but even Europeans dependent on Russian natural gas have to admit ’twas the Bear. EVEN BEFORE the shooting ended, Russia’s invasion of Georgia last year prompted an international debate about who bore responsibility for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Russia

Czar, so why doesn’t that happen *all the time*?

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2009

Why did the guy who called it start laughing uncontrollably at how ridiculous the situation was? Why did anyone even notice? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Gormogon Infighting, Talkin' Baseball

The Gormogons need to fill out some SF171s

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2009

In 2000, the average Federal civilian wage was 33 percent more than the average private industry wage. By 2008, that gap was 59 percent. Reports John Lott. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Big Government, Government spending, Gubbamint

Conspiracy Update: Everything Going Swimmingly

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 4, 2009

TJIC reports his unbridled (but still fully masculine) joy over discovering the new Korean store in his area that features an entire Hello Kitty department. Cough. You are quite welcome. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogonica, Hello Kitty

Stop It. Enough Already.

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 4, 2009

Whether you have personally experienced it or not, everyone pretty much gets the brother-in-law who keeps borrowing money with no intention of repaying it. Each time, though, there is a mighty excuse for why the last time did not work, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Economic policy, U.S. Economy

Re: Premature Execution

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 4, 2009

Volgi, There is an extremely high probability that the manager and coaching staff were discussing their expectations before the game, which is not uncommon when a new player joins the team. In theory, they should discuss the stats of each … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Infighting, Talkin' Baseball

“Who’s the real victim? Big Government.”

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2009

No idea who these guys are, but this is really good. Any billionaires out there want to do a media buy and put this stuff on radio and TV? GorT, is this one of your side projects you’re funding with … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Humor, Roman Catholics, Socialized Medicine

The Czar’s premature execution problem.

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 4, 2009

The Czar wrote “The Czar wishes not to micturate in your Volgi’s cornflakes, but the amazing ability to predict a homerun on a 3-1 count for a particular batter to a particular spot is not always impossible if you have … Continue reading →

Posted in Talkin' Baseball

ABC News: Low Tide At The Anchor Pool

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 4, 2009

Diane Sawyer, ABC Evening News anchor-in-waiting, is married to Mike Nichols. “So what, ‘Puter?”, you may say. Well, Mike Nichols signed the recent Hollywood petition requesting Switzerland refuse to extradite confessed pedophile anal rapist Roman Polanski. Is it not appropriate … Continue reading →

Posted in Main Stream Media, Stupid People

Just to give ‘Puter a stroke

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 3, 2009

Here’s a hymn sent in by Gormogon operatrix Jenny. It raises the question: must we revive the Inquisition to deal with the OCP? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Uncategorized

Coolidge: Better Speech Maker Than Obama?

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 3, 2009

You be the judge. Cal was the man. No teleprompter either. Love to see President Obama pull off a speech this good. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was … Continue reading →

Posted in Calvin Coolidge, Revisionist History

Anne Frank, On the Balcony

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 3, 2009

They say there’s pretty much everything out there on YouTube. Although, you probably won’t ever find actual video footage of Anne Frank. Oh…wait… Never mind. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. … Continue reading →

Posted in History

Re: Are You Kidding Me?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 2, 2009

The Czar wishes not to micturate in your Volgi’s cornflakes, but the amazing ability to predict a homerun on a 3-1 count for a particular batter to a particular spot is not always impossible if you have good stats on … Continue reading →

Posted in Talkin' Baseball

Obama: Any Real Accomplishments?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 2, 2009

What has President Obama actually accomplished while in office? The Czar is having a difficult time finding much. While spending time on Democratic and pro-Obama websites, there were quite a few lists that had much in common. But, alas, these … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Obama Administration, The Obama Amateur Hour

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2009

Confucius says: Chicago was never a shoo-in. The Southern Hemisphere has only had one Olympics, and that was in a country full of white people. The IOC really wants to establish its cred as a “global” player, so when Brazil … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Chicago, Elitism, Olympics, Racism, The Obama Amateur Hour

Hello Kitty Is Rich

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 2, 2009

Check out what the cult of Hello Kitty hath wrought: A “Super Hello Kitty Jewel Doll,” studded with a 1.027 carat diamond on its ribbon, 403 pink sapphires on its body, a citrine for its yellow nose, black spinels for … Continue reading →

Posted in Hello Kitty

What If Chicago Had Won?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 2, 2009

The Mandarin and the Czar wonder what would happen if the City of Chicago had won the 2016 Olympics? One week before the opening ceremonies, the CTA would announce a funding crisis and cut all bus and train routes to … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Political Machine, Liechtenstein, Olympics, Richard M. Daley, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

Chicago? Out!

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 2, 2009

The Obamas can celebrate another humiliating waste of his valuable time. Dropping incredible matters of international importance (like Afghanistan and Iran), the President raced to Copenhagen to push the Olympic site selection committee to pick Chicago as the site of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chicago, Olympics, Richard M. Daley, The Obama Amateur Hour

The News Remains Bad

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 2, 2009

The recession is not over. Each time the Dow breaks 9,000, everyone gets excited. You must learn to avoid the Dow as any economic measure unless you have a market fund tied to it, which few of us do. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Dow Jones, Economics, Unemployment

Are you kidding me?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2009

At the risk of being vaporized by GorT on his way to lacrossoccer practice, the Œc. Vol. will post this jaw-dropping baseball clip. Confucius says: It’s so good, I’m even leaving the MSNBC package around it: Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask … Continue reading →

Posted in Talkin' Baseball

“Publish and be damned!”

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 2, 2009

Quoth the Duke of Wellington when Harriette Wilson, the famous Regency courtesan, informed him she’d be publishing her memoirs exposing him as one of her patrons. A good reply to any blackmailer. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

Letterman Made the Smart Call

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 2, 2009

By now, you may have heard that David Letterman (who is mentioned by the Czar far more than the Czar would like or believes he warrants) has revealed that he was the victim of an extortion plot for $2 million … Continue reading →

Posted in David Letterman, Security

404: Missing Link Not Found

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 1, 2009

Claim: Discovery Institute denies evolution, declaring there are no transitional fossils between tree-dwelling primates and bidepdal proto-humans. These gaps in the fossil record disprove evolution. Finding: Scientists confirm transitional fossil of Ardipithecus ramidus who was halfway between tree-dwelling primates and … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Science

Uninsured Does Not Mean Uninsurable

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 1, 2009

Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL) shocked and offended congress watchers when he announced, in a Tuesday speech, that Republicans want people to either not get sick or else die quickly. He has refused to apologize for the comment, and indeed added … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Math class is hard, Taxes

Cloudy with a chance of rocks

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by GorTOctober 1, 2009

Otherwise subtitled: “Dammit, that hurts” Read here for details. Of course, I’m sure it’s anthropogenic. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Space

Mailbag!

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2009

‘Puter got an email regarding his reasoned discussion yesterday on the selfish New York health care workers who are willing to infect you with a potentially lethal virus because they don’t like getting shots. The reader makes three points, to … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Mailbag

Scientific Relativism

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 1, 2009

The Bad Astronomer gets a taste of liberalism and doesn’t like it. Regular readers of the BA know that he tends to ridicule conservatives, Republicans, and libertarians—yeah, sometimes with more than a bit of snootiness—but like many folks, when exposed … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Liberals, Science

Czar Gets His Freak On In Florida

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 1, 2009

You want to know how hard the Czar parties? This is how hard the Czar parties. How much more hard could the Czar party? None. None more hard. The rest of you are pikers. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Freaky, Stupid People, The Czar of Muscovy

Chicago Gun Ban Shot Down?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by The MandarinOctober 1, 2009

The United States Supreme Court agreed yesterday to hear the case of McDonald vs. Chicago. This case seeks to overturn Chicago’s 27 year-old ban on handgun ownership. Of course gun rights advocates are elated that the SCOTUS is going to … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Political Machine, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Spare a guinea, gov?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 1, 2009

For those of you who might not be able to tell your Guinea fish from Guinea fowl, the Czar’s report is from the country Guinea, sometimes called Guinea-Conakry to further distinguish it from its neighbor Guinea-Bissau which is that little … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, Africa miseranda, Guinea-Bissau

Guinea’s Man of the People

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 1, 2009

Moussa Dadis Camara, the head of Guinea’s junta, seized power in a bloodless coup in 2008 and promised to return the country swiftly to democracy. Somehow, something derailed. The joyfully exuberant crowds—tired of the previous government’s corruption—welcomed the reform-minded Dadis … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, African Colonialism, Guinea, Liberal Fascism, Moussa Dadis Camara

Wow, that’s a lot of pennies.

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 1, 2009

That’s just over a hundred million pennies. That’s 10⁸. 100,000,000. Three hundred tons of pennies. Two blue-whale’s-weight worth. And you know, if you had a hundred million pennies, you wouldn’t have enough for a pair for the eyes of each … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Chinese Tyranny, Mao, Self-Determination for Tibet Turkestan and Inner Mongolia

Port 143 open…incoming mail request accepted

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2009 by GorTSeptember 30, 2009

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention an excellent email from Gormogon follower, Eric. Mr. E. wrote in with regards to this post about the F.U.D. campaign against nuclear power plants. He makes a critical point (my emphasis added): [O]ne … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag

60 Years of Blood and Terror

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 30, 2009

At first, the Czar thought he missed the sarcastic image of a middle finger or a dead body. But no, the dude is serious. Ranjit Goswami, of the Blogger News Network, writes an editorial titled “Saluting China”. In it, he … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Chinese Tyranny, History, Revisionist History

Screw You, New York Health Care Workers

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 30, 2009

Not all of you, and not literally. Well, maybe some of you, and literally, but you get ‘Puter’s point. Health care workers are screaming that their “rights” are being infringed. Anytime you hear a largely unionized workforce complaining about their … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Medicine, Stupid People, Swine Flu

Two-fer Tuesday!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by GorTSeptember 29, 2009

It’s been a while since I delved into a technical topic (aside from today’s earlier global warming post) and since I pounded on Apple. Let me say that I’m an equal opportunity critic and Microsoft and Google have both been … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, iPhone

Mailbag: Shoot for the Stars!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 29, 2009

Stalwart supporter MC (presently in charge of our top three conspiracies in Andorra) writes in to say: No doubt the mighty Czar of Muscovy has already read this piece by David Pryce-Jones, but I took note that he follows your … Continue reading →

Posted in Czar-Related Firing Squads and Summary Executions, Gormogon Operatives, Gormogonica, Mailbag

Let’s Paint the Town Red!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 29, 2009

You may remember that your Mandarin commented back on September 10th that “the Chinese flag was going to fly over the Ellipse in D.C.” to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the Communist Chinese regime. Now it turns out that according … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Chinese Tyranny, Communism, Communist Sympathizers, Communists, Empire State Building, Homeland Haters

NYT: No, You’re Screwing It Up Again!

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 29, 2009

A week of surprises from the New York Times. First, there was the confession from the public editor that they screwed up the ACORN coverage because they acted like jackasses. Now, comes word that the New York Times is revealing … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, New York Times - NYT, Phoney Science, Science

Huckabee Makes Our Day

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 29, 2009

Whatever else you think of him, Mike Huckabee hits one out of the park as far as the Czar is concerned; in a convention speech, he had the common sense to suggest booting the UN out of the country. Actually, … Continue reading →

Posted in Mike Huckabee, United Nations

Understanding the Federal Budget

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by GorTSeptember 29, 2009

This amuses me:Maybe we need to unleash a gorilla in the congressional office buildings…. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for … Continue reading →

Posted in Federal Budget, Government Run Healthcare

Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt (FUD)

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by GorTSeptember 29, 2009

FUD is a public debate tactic, if I may stretch a bit, wherein the speaker or organization is facing serious opposition either in popularity, by factual data or by common sense. It is resorted to in order to appeal to … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Nuclear power (more now please)

When Science Loses and Politics Wins

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by GorTSeptember 29, 2009

Maybe it’s the ultra-competitive nature of the society we currently live in or the desire to be the first for personal recognition sake, but it’s a sad day when good scientific processes are abandoned and squelched in favor of political … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, Phoney Science

Yes, Send a Clue ‘Round For the Prime Minister, Please?

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 29, 2009

After more than a decade of powerful rule, the Labour party looks to have its buttocks smartly thumped by Conservatives in next year’s election. Brits, frustrated with the sagging economy, oppressive unemployment, emptying tax coffers, a series of get-rich-quick scandals … Continue reading →

Posted in Gordon Brown, Labour, Nanny State, Rule Britannia

Clowns to the Left of Me, Jokers to the Right

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 28, 2009

Oh, those wacky conservatives. You see the kind of crap they believe? Largely trivial actor Kirk Cameron is now actively speaking out against The Theory of Evolution and the devil-book Origin of Species. And in true conservative fashion, he is … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Huffington Post, Science, Swine Flu, Vaccines

Right Wing Conspiracies: Why Nothing Is Ever My Fault

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 28, 2009

President Bill Clinton seems to think so. He said in an NBC interview that the “virulent” right-wing conspiracists that pursued him are now after President Obama. You can roll your eyes, but sit back a moment and think this through. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bill Clinton, Conspiracy theories from Saturn

Re: They Chose Wisely

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 28, 2009

Note to readers: As GorT knows, but didn’t mention, the German political spectrum is much narrower than the American. Even the “conservative” CDU/CSU has historically favored an expansive welfare state of the type embraced mostly by Democrats in the U.S. … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany

Re: Nuclear Power: Anywhere But Here (And Here’s Why)

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 28, 2009

Царь наш, don’t forget that the environmental lobby has a thirty-year history of anti-nuclear activism. A lot of this is irrational Three Mile Island hangover and atomic-bomb craziness, but there’s also an influential minority of environmentalists who don’t want cheap … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Nuclear power (more now please)

They Chose Wisely

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by GorTSeptember 28, 2009

As mentioned below, Chancellor Merkel’s Christian Democratic Union, the Free Democratic Party and the Christian Social Union (a Bavarian, conservative sister party to Merkel’s CDU) won the German national vote this past weekend. Of note, is that the CDU and … Continue reading →

Posted in Angela Merkel, Germany

Nuclear Power: Anywhere But Here (And Here’s Why)

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 28, 2009

Germany is usually touted as among the greenest of the green European countries. Yet, election victor Angela Merkel intends to keep Germany’s nuclear plants operating longer than their required phase-outs. Why? Nuclear plants provide low cost electricity with no environmental … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, China, Democrats, Energy, Germany, Green Energy, India, Nuclear power (more now please), Steven Chu

Mailbag: Israel on Iran, and Iran on Israel

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 28, 2009

The Czar received an absolutely awesome email from ER today that is so good, he opted to quote it in its entirety. Some excellent analysis here on what an Israeli strike would mean, and ultimately what it might not achieve. … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Mailbag

!גמר חתימה טובה

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 27, 2009

To all our Jewish readers. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Book of Life, Holidays, Judaism

Tasteless but…

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 27, 2009

…if this kind of stuff hadn’t been created left and right by his fanboys during the campaign, and the president hadn’t been talking himself up as the Redeemer of the Nation, I’d consider it out of bounds. But, since as … Continue reading →

Posted in Adolph Hitler, Barack Obama, Humor

Iä, Ié!

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 27, 2009

John Miller is right, this is awfully funny. (Weird and creepy images may not be work or child-safe. 0/1d2 SAN loss.) Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in H.P. Lovecraft, Humor, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu

Gotcha

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 27, 2009

Well, it took 31 years. Roman Polanski, wanted on an outstanding 1978 statutory rape charge, has consistently dodged American authorities by limiting his travel to countries that deny extradition to the US. He always insisted he was innocent—the 13 year … Continue reading →

Posted in Idiot criminals, Moron Criminals, Stupid People, Stupidity

NYT: A Bit More Like It

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 27, 2009

Did not expect this. Clark Hoyt, who claims independence but really seems to be the guy to summarize reader complaints and synthesize them into an op ed article—a pretty clever idea, actually— writes that the New York Times’ failure to … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Media Bias, New York Times - NYT

Qom II

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 27, 2009

And right on cue, Israel is ramping up pre-war rhetoric. Interestingly, Israel indicates no plan for any military involvement until after Yom Kippur, due to cabinet holiday schedules. And that delays things until later this week. Oh yeah—right on time … Continue reading →

Posted in Hillary Clinton, Iran, Israel

The Burden of Proof is On the President, Guys

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 27, 2009

A New York Times editorial takes the GOP to task for scaring the crap out of senior citizens. Thanks to the darn GOP, only 15% of Americans now think Medicare would be improved under the Obama plan. This is just … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, New York Times - NYT, Stupid People

Re: Qom Gambit (Updated!)

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 26, 2009

The Czar is prompted to reply to his own post in order to respond to various emails, comments, and so on at once. 1. “Do you really believe war with Iran is inevitable?” By no means. The Czar would not … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Mailbag, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

Lie Down With Dogs, Et Cetera

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 26, 2009

What a great week for the President! Just when his popularity numbers cemented him under 50%, the President picked up some key endorsements certainly to win over the hearts of Americans. Thank goodness the American press reports on any praise … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, The Obama Amateur Hour

Dr. D rips Britain

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 26, 2009

Characteristically ascerbic: Perhaps this would not be so serious a matter if the British economy were not a so-called service economy. It has been such ever since Margaret Thatcher solved our chronic industrial relations problem by the simple expedient of … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthony Daniels is Theodore Dalrymple, Gordon Brown, Great Britain, Margaret Thatcher

The Qom Gambit: Iran’s Next Move

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 26, 2009

Know this, all ye who tremble before the Czar, et cetera. There are no coincidences in foreign policy. Readers here know the Czar has been sharing a little more each day about the chessboard setup that is Iran. Chess was … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Mahmūd Ahmadî-Nezhâd, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

H.P. Lovecraft, Fascist

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2009

There’s an on-going discussion on H.P. Lovecraft at NRO’s Corner which paints a partially correct view of H.P. Lovecraft, but completely misses out on Lovecraft’s dismal and vicious politics. John Derbyshire quotes Sam Francis as calling HPL “one of America’s … Continue reading →

Posted in H.P. Lovecraft, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, Liberal Fascism, Nazis, Racism

So Easy Even California Can Do It Correctly

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 25, 2009

See, Scotland? This is how you treat a convicted mass murder who is diagnosed with terminal cancer while serving his sentence. You let the evil piece of garbage die in prison, despite her pleas for a charitable early release. Not … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Libya, Lockerbie Bomber, Scotland

Prison Islam

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 25, 2009

Reuters is reporting on the story “of an Illinois man who is being charged in a plot to bomb federal offices.” Kudos to Reuters for not obscuring the fact that the alleged bomber Michael Finton also known as Talib Islam … Continue reading →

Posted in Islam, Islamic Terror, Prison, Terrorists

Dreams from Whose Father?

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 25, 2009

The WorldNetDaily web site has posted a summary of the evidence that columnist Jack Cashill has gathered to question the true authorship of Barack Obama’s book, “Dreams From My Father.” The conclusion of his investigation is that Bill Ayers – … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Ayers, Billy Mays, Vince the ShamWow Guy

“It’s Not Me, It’s You”

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by GorTSeptember 25, 2009

In another example of the democrats unwilling to take responsibility for the results of their actions, the Washington Post front page* has a report on a significant drop in campaign contributions to the dems as we enter the 2010 election … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, The Obama Amateur Hour

2009: Anno homini verticis

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2009

You were warned that it’s the Year of the Yeti. And we brought you a glimpse into the seamier side of cinéma yéti. Now, we take you uptown to reveal that, as the Hollywood Reporter writes: ’GON FAVE RAIMI TAPPED … Continue reading →

Posted in Sam Raimi, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®, This movie really sucks, Yeti

Sleep well, kiddies.

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2009

China has made no secret of their desire to knock us out of their rightful sphere of influence. Read this outstanding article by Dan Blumenthal — China’s staggering boost in military hardware and technology isn’t gear that’s limited to a … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Military, U.S. Navy

Not that we know (or are closely related to) folks like this.

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 25, 2009

We love the Church, but by and large, churchmen don’t understand a lick about economics. This results in foolishness not limited to—and usually much more catastrophic than—the mushy Christian-Democratic statist gunk the Czar was recently surprised to find in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Freemasons, Stupid People, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

The Guy Really Behind the ACORN Videos

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 25, 2009

The typical reader here knows all about the ACORN scandal; indeed, consider yourself more familiar with it than any MSM newsreader. We know all about the corruption and scandals on video, why O’Keefe did it, why Breitbart picked up on … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Children, Prostitution, Wade Rathke

Mmm, Mmm, Mm: Barack Hussein Obama!

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 25, 2009

President Obama has got to hate YouTube by now. For now we have video from last June (rapidly being pulled off YouTube, so the following link may be dead by the time you read this) featuring about 18 multiracial school … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Education, Indoctrination

Of (British) Czars and (Aging) Stars

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 24, 2009

There is so much fail in this story as reported by The Times of London that ‘Puter doesn’t even know where to start. Two aging female news presenters felt pressured to quit before they were fired. Apparently, it shocks the … Continue reading →

Posted in BBC News, Czars, PC Crap, Rule Britannia

Tragedy Begets Bias

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 24, 2009

Here is what the media is reporting: 51-year-old Bill Sparkman, a census worker, was found lynched from a tree near a Clay County, Kentucky, cemetary. The word FED was “scrawled on his chest.” Most stories are either suggesting or completely … Continue reading →

Posted in Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Murder

Still No Progress With Burma

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 24, 2009

There is no progress with Burma. Despite news reports extolling the greatness of Our Leader Lord Obama, and how He is doing everything different in foreign policy…there is no progress with Burma. And even though the stories relate how SecState … Continue reading →

Posted in Burma (not "Myanmar" dammit), Media Bias

Water on the Moon! Water on the Moon!

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 24, 2009

Water on the Moon! Water on the Moon! Scientists found water on the Moon! In case you have not heard yet, scientists found water on the Moon! Except, and once again you have to find this out from the Gormogons, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized

One Small Colonel of Truth

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 23, 2009

What a rare treat New York has enjoyed today. In addition to having Ahmadî-Nezhâd smearing his own feces on every clean surface he can find, Manhattan was happy to treat Mu‘ammar al-Qaḏāfī, who now now appears rather much like Carlos … Continue reading →

Posted in Libya, Mu'ammar al-Qaḏḏāfī, Stupid People, United Nations

Breaking Science News!

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 23, 2009

‘Puter needs to confirm CNN’s amazing scientific climatological analysis with GorT and Czar, for the depth and breadth of CNN’s breakthrough is astonishing! CNN has discovered that when it rains a lot over a long period of time, it floods. … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Science, Stupid People

Michelle, Ma Belle Part Deux

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 23, 2009

Michelle Rhee, Chancellor of the D.C. Public School system, has had to deal with a significant ($666 million) budget shortfall. Chancellor Rhee is addressing this crisis by laying off underperforming teachers. The D.C. teachers’ union is predictably calling the layoffs … Continue reading →

Posted in D.C., D.C. Public Schools, Michelle Rhee

California Reamin’

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 23, 2009

‘Puter could’ve happily gone to his grave without hearing about this. What kind of sick &%$@ does something like this to his child? And what kind of sick &%$@ child then goes on to write about it for profit? And … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Stupid People

Mark Helprin (who hasn’t published a novel in way too long) on the Appearance of Weakness

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 23, 2009

He begins: During last year’s campaign, Sen. Joe Biden famously remarked that, if his ticket won, it wouldn’t be long before “the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy” on foreign affairs. Last week, President Obama, brilliantly wielding … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, Iran, Mark Helprin, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

Afghanistand By

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 23, 2009

Despite the impressive but oddly emphatic promise to increase military presence in Afghanistan, CinC Obama is now holding off on sending additional troops at what Gen. Stanley McChrystal considers a critical moment. No doubt the President is going to base … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Italy, NATO, War in Afghanistan

Re: Math

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 23, 2009

GorT: Irony! If Ms. King wants to restore a ton of land to its natural state, she can start with her own home. If our math is correct here, she’s right: only 3% of her goddamned driveway is undeveloped. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Hollywood liberals, Idaho, Math class is hard

Math isn’t her strong suit

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by GorTSeptember 23, 2009

Carole King, songwriter (“Up On the Roof”, ‘Puters’ favorite – “The Loco-Motion”, “Don’t Bring Me Down”, “Some Kind of Wonderful”, etc.) was on Morning Joe and said the following: I want them to learn that they’re there, and that they … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Math class is hard

Re: Caught In A Lie?

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 22, 2009

Hey GorT: Biden is still very much around, as he spells out in detail what the GOP needs to do to destroy the Presidency of Barack Obama. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, … Continue reading →

Posted in Joe Biden

Rotating Radio Transient News

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 22, 2009

A high-school sophomore from West Virginia has discovered a new astronomical object—a rotating radio transient. Predicted theoretically, this is indeed the first ever confirmed hit, although some candidates had been identified. A rotating radio transient is like stuttering, slow pulsar: … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy

Caught in a lie?

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2009 by GorTSeptember 22, 2009

I’d like to tie together two possibly distinct stories from the past few days. The first from President Obama’s appearance on This Week with George Stephanopoulos (transcript of the pertinent section here) in which the President denied that the health … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Libertarian Paternalism, Newspapers, The Obama Amateur Hour

Rotasubteriation* for General McChrystal?

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 22, 2009

Rich Lowry reads the tea leaves. *For which see here. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Rotasubteriation, The Obama Amateur Hour, War in Afghanistan

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