And So It Is Complete
Indeed, this was close up until a few moments ago!
| The great Billy Jack held on dearly, and as you know, has heretofore survived being shot several hundred times. Many of us believed that this tin soldier would ride away with a clear victory against the Second Amendment. But as this picture shows, even Sir William Jack of the Freedom School liked him his gunz. And that, friends, was enough to force him to remove his shoes once again. |  |
| Plus, how freakin’ cool is a monkey with a 9mm submachine gun? This shows that the Second Amendment is not limited to homo sapiens sapientis, but even a langur can get into full auto awesomeness. |  |
And thus, the Czar’s brackets are complete. The Second Amendment triumphs! And it may be its only post-Heller victory for a long time.
Божію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and was cheated out of total control of all Russia upon the death of Boris Mikhailovich, who replaced Alexander Yaroslav Nevsky in 1263. However, in 1283, our Czar was passed over due to a clerical error and the rule of all Russia went to his second cousin Daniil (Даниил Александрович), whom Czar still resents. As a half-hearted apology, the Czar was awarded control over Muscovy, inconveniently located 5,000 miles away just outside Chicago. He now spends his time seething about this and writing about other stuff that bothers him.