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How Republicans Can Beat Democrats On Entitlement Reform

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Every time a Republican mentions cutting entitlement programs, the Democrat-Media complex respond by alleging Republicans want to starve poor, innocent minority children because we’re racist bastards. Republicans need to stop ranting about dismantling each and every government-run entitlement program.  As … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Entitlements, Liberal Idiots, Republicans, Social Security, Suck It Czar, Welfare

Perverse Incentives LXXVII – Welfare State Edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 14, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

We don’t need no welfare state…everybody pulled their weight… Gentle Readers, If you pay attention to the debate on food stamps, earned income tax credits, section 8 housing, extending unemployment, etc…conservatives argue that it creates a disincentive to work and … Continue reading →

Posted in The Obama Amateur Hour, Welfare

America Already Pays A Living Wage: It’s Called Welfare

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

There may not be any such thing as a welfare queen but welfare may be far too generous to achieve its desired end: returning people to the world of work so they can buy fabulous cars like Czar’s, pictured. ‘Puter … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Economics, Suck It Czar, Welfare

Island Dweller: It Could Be Sooner Than We Think

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has our guest post of the day. Enjoy! You know, you can write guest posts here, too. Just send ‘em in to any one of us and let us know you want it as a standalone piece or … Continue reading →

Posted in Food, Government spending, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Welfare

ObamaCare: It’s Not What It Does To America, It’s What It Says About America

The Gormogons Posted on October 30, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

America is now a nation full of people willing to be the 36 year old “kid” living in their parents’ basement, eating their food and paying for nothing.* Sure, Healthcare.gov blows chunks.  And sure, anyone with a brain in their … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Stupid People, Suck It Czar, Welfare

Why ObamaCare Will Fail, Exhibit 1: A Morbidly Obese Freeloader Collides With Economic Truths

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

America’s welfare state rewards self-centered freeloaders like Margo Smith, and ObamaCare will only exacerbate America’s free rider problem. Meet Margo Smith.  Ms. Smith is a sixty-five year old grandmother.  Ms. Smith is also a lazy, greedy, unrepentant self-entitled freeloader. “Gee, ‘Puter, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Rant, Stupid People, Suck It Czar, Welfare

It’s Someone Else’s Fault I’m Unemployable Or Stuck In A Dead-End Job

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

In Sunday’s New York Times op-ed section, Steven Greenhouse shared an article on low wages paid to entry level and low skill employees. ‘Puter chose the term “article” rather than “opinion” in the preceding sentence because ‘Puter could not tell … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Capitalism, Free Market Economy, Jobs, New York Times - NYT, Poverty, Recession, Unemployment, Welfare, World Opinion

Veteran Welfare?

The Gormogons Posted on May 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller puts this on the table for us to consider: Not far in the recent past some members of our illustrious Senate/HOR (which we shouldn’t knock, since we’ve got the finest Senate/HOR money can buy) seriously defended efforts they … Continue reading →

Posted in Island Dweller, Veterans’ Affairs, Welfare

Democrats Are Doomed: Why the GOP Silence?

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has good news for Republicans. Unfortunately, the Republican Party has no clue what to do about this and is almost certain to miss the opportunity as well as fail to understand why this was good news. And so … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Government spending, Republicans, Social Security, Socialized Medicine, Stupid Politicians, Welfare

The Wall Street Solution to Welfare

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Modern social welfare programs and states are failing like a coddled, sheltered Millennial entering Marine Corps boot camp.  Like RGIII’s knee in this past weekend’s playoff game. Like liberal Congressman balancing a budget. Like Czar and ‘Puter’s willpower on All You … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Hollywood liberals, Stupid People, Walk of Shame, Wall Street, Welfare

Democrats’ Fiscal Cliff Claims And Plans Fail To Survive Contact With Facts, Math

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Let’s review a bit of history. Does anyone in the media recall what gave rise to the fiscal cliff? Anyone? Anyone at all? Apparently not.    To be fair, ‘Puter shouldn’t judge the Washington press corps for its faulty recollection of … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Economic policy, Economics, Fiscal Crisis, Gubbamint, Main Stream Media, Math class is hard, Simpsons, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, Tax Increase, Taxes, Welfare

In Which ‘Puter Agrees With E.J. Dionne: Obama’s Next Term Agenda

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

In what may be a first, ‘Puter agrees with the Washington Post’s resident Obama fluffer E.J. Dionne, at least as to his central premise. Mr. Dionne states that President Obama’s agenda for a second term is not as hidden as … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, China, Democrats, E.J. Dionne, Future, Liberal Idiots, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Middle East, Washington Post - WaPo, Welfare

Force Feeding

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Shut up and eat your food. Or no more SmartBoards. In 1946, the Truman administration—as part of the Progressive Health, Education, and Welfare trifecta— began the national school lunch program (NSLP). In 1966, LBJ extended that to include breakfasts as … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Education, Government Control, Progressives, Public Schools, Schools, Welfare

The 2012 Olympics Salute The Welfare State

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Five Rings for Foolish Progressives in their Posh Salons… The Opening Ceremonies are intended to be a window onto the history and culture of the sponsor nation. Indeed, the Vancouver Opening Ceremony was a celebration of the Inuit culture, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Burkina Faso, Chinese Taipei, London, Olympics, OMD, Progressives, Utopia, Welfare

Blue Model Fail

The Gormogons Posted on June 20, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

You can’t vote yourself rich, despite what the public sector unions tell you. Nor is any government provided benefit “free,” despite taxpayer funded ads such as these, intended to drum up demand for “free health care” for your kids. New … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, New York, Taxes, Welfare

Welfare Queens And DT’s Urge To Kill

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

DT writes in: Oh Your Czary Czariness, Someone peripherally connected to my family is your typical welfare queen. She’s been on Section 8 (free housing) since she popped out her first pup at age7 or 8 (I may be off … Continue reading →

Posted in Czar-Related Firing Squads and Summary Executions, Mailbag, Welfare

Update From Planet Paul

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With all the excitement over Mitt Romney quietly picking up Illinois, neatly folding it, and putting it away in a sideboard until needed in November, and with Rick Santorum giving a quasi-concession speech that is starting to cushion supporters he … Continue reading →

Posted in Ron Paul, Secret Service, Welfare

In Loco Parentis

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter spends a fair amount of his time frequenting Wegmans, as it is truly the happiest place on earth. If not the happiest place on earth, then certainly the happiest place in godforsaken Upstate. So ‘Puter’s standing in the checkout … Continue reading →

Posted in Black's Law Dictionary, Gubbamint, Stupid People, Welfare

Life Without Pain or Effort

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If you’re not familiar with Emily Grace, who basically runs our PR department these days, you should be. On her own site, she compares Americans to the rioters in the UK and makes some astonishing points. She states she is … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Big Government, Emily, Euro-Elitist Academics, Hooray, London, Welfare

ITZ 4 TEH CHIlDRUNZ!1!!eleventy!!1!

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

In the Boston Globe, we see yet another example of poor reporting, covering only one side of the story. You know, the side that supports the reporter’s favored policy outcomes. Ms. Kay Lazar writes about the growing number of underweight … Continue reading →

Posted in Boston Globe, Main Stream Media, Welfare

Hammer, Meet the Head of the Nail

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Jay Cost in the Weekly Standard echos GorT’s belief and presents the details in a more comprehensive way than GorT could do.  So take a look at his graph here and click through to really understand the debt ceiling battle. … Continue reading →

Posted in National Debt, Welfare

Class Warfare is Taxing on the Soul…

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

President Obama at his press conference today on taxes and the debt ceiling again has called for an increase in taxes for the “wealthy”. The example that he used to justify why those evil rich people need to pay more … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Democrats, Dirty Liberals, Government spending, Liberals, Progressives, Property Taxes, Tax Increase, Taxes, War, Welfare

The Governance We Deserve

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

With apologies to President Lincoln, ‘Puter thinks his Gettysburg Address could use a bit of updating: … that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom— and that government of the children, by the children, for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Gubbamint, Rant, Welfare

President Obama, still working for ACORN?

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2009

These two items are doubtless coincidental. Rathke, a pioneer of the so-called welfare rights movement that aims to get Americans on welfare, devotes an entire chapter of his book to what he calls “The ‘Maximum Eligible Participation’ Solution.” It is … Continue reading →

Posted in Crisis Creation, Leftism, Welfare

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