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Retired Spook Sampler Platter

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Retired Spook writes in to follow up on some recent items: Please convey my thanks to Operative BJ for his insightful analysis of the Gates memoir. Although we disagree on a few particulars, he covers the same ground that … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Department of Defense, Global Economy, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Lyndon Johnson, Mailbag, Retired Spook, Superbowl, Talkin' Football

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. would like to wish a congratulations to his Philadelphia Eagles for winning the NFC East outright against the hated Dallas Cowboys, and knocking them out of playoff contention in one fell swoop. Come by the Castle for a … Continue reading →

Posted in Castle Gormogon, Eagles, Lady J., Loki J., Michael Vick, NFL, Talkin' Football

The Iron Bowl Finish – WOW!

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. lives with an Alabama fan (the Lil Medstudent) and an Auburn fan (the Lil Resident). Dr. J. and Mrs. Dr. J. tend to root for the nearest SEC team to New Atlantis, or our host’s team, just to … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Auburn, Iron Ball, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Talkin' Football

A Game of Inches

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar somehow began sighing halfway through the sentence “There’s a problem at recess.” The 11-year-old Цесаревич has serious eyes when he said it, but to be realistic most of these problems are two friends squabbling or the weird kid … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Talkin' Football

Pale Faceoff

The Gormogons Posted on November 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Many conservatives are having a grand time poking fun of Barack Obama’s apparent hypocrisy over the Washington Redskins. Specifically, the alleged hypocrisy is that the President has no trouble congratulating the Chicago Blackhawks despite deploring the Redskins’ name. Okay, since … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Blackhawks, Hail to the Redskins, Hockey, Hypocrisy, Outrage!, Redskins, Sports, Talkin' Football, This sport really sucks

A Modest Proposal…Columbus Day Edition

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Happy Columbus Day, boys and girls! One would think it was Hitler’s birthday or something, the way that Dr. J.’s Facebook feed was filled with venom for the first Dead White Guy™to be found in our history books. Two minutes … Continue reading →

Posted in Bob Costas, Columbus Day, Hail to the Redskins, Talkin' Football, The Obama Amateur Hour, Woodrow Wilson

The Doctor is Out

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has a million balls in the air, and consequently will be out through Wednesday, so any wit, wisdom and ponyisms will have to wait. Until then remember: Obamacare still sucks A government shutdown is not a bad thing … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Bronies, Doctor Doom, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Government Shutdown, Harry Reid, My Little Pony, ObamaCare, Peyton Manning, Talkin' Football, The Obama Amateur Hour

‘Puter Reworks the NCAA Football And Basketball Rules To Reflect Reality

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

His name may rhyme with Heisman now, but Joeshould’ve chosen to make Theismann rhyme with“OMG, I’m never going to walk again!” It’d havebeen way, way more accurate. Unlike professional baseball in America and professional soccer everywhere else in the known … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Basketball, College Athletes, NCAA, Sports, Talkin' Football, The Czar

Where the fans are…

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. saw this link a few days ago but wanted to post it today, for Super Bowl Sunday. Your Gormogons have Bears, Redskins, and Eagles fans in their ranks. Football is not the official sport of the Gormogons, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Beer, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Math class is hard, Soda, Talkin' Football

Why Liberals Hate Boy Scouts. And Football.

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, well, it looks like the liberal whackjobs are after the Boy Scouts again, and are fostering the idea that Scouts might consider allowing gays to lead scouting programs. True? False? Actually, these things do not matter to the liberals; … Continue reading →

Posted in Boy Scouts of America, Conservatism, Evangelicals, Gun control, Guns, Immigration, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Mormons, NASCAR, NFL, Talkin' Football

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