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Consequences of Incompetence

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in, and the Czar will comment along. Dread and Awful Majesty: Your humble subject has mentioned in the past the possible consequences of incompetence in foreign policy. He has also mentioned how the US government at the … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Island Dweller, Kerry Amateur Hour, Rice Amateur Hour, Stupid Politicians, Supplication Slapped Down, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, War

Alien Concepts

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The great and powerful Eric Reasons send us a fantastic link by tying it to a dead ptarmigan and tossing it our way through the Castle window (which was closed): Thought I’d toss this your way after your excellent rant … Continue reading →

Posted in Egypt, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Free Speech, Freedom of Speech, Supplication Slapped Down

The Paula Abdul Theory of Foreign Policy

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Uncharitably speaking, this is what might be called the Paula Abdul theory of foreign policy, after the famously forgiving former judge on American Idol. Never mind that you can’t sing, or that you’re letting yourself be played for a sucker: … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Self-Esteem, Supplication Slapped Down

“Why is the United States always the supplicant?”

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Gabriel Schoenfeld asks: But an interesting question to ask about the policy is: Why is the United States always the supplicant? We have enormous military and economic power. Yet no countries are begging for talks with us.   Part of … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Supplication Slapped Down

Kasparov on the U.S., Russia & Iran

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 15, 2010

Read the whole thing, it’d have to be scissored into a couple dozen bits to get all the good stuff. Here’s the beginning. The first meeting of the loftily named U.S.-Russia Bilateral Presidential Commission’s Civil Society Working Group took place … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Iran, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down, The Obama Amateur Hour

Re: China bitchslaps us.

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 24, 2009

And to return to an unpleasant point, Confucius must mention again that, in our insular egotism, Americans of goodwill tend to assume everyone is as anti-racist as we are. When nothing of the sort is the case. Not least in … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, China, Racism, Supplication Slapped Down

China bitchslaps us.

The Gormogons Posted on December 24, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 24, 2009

They apparently took down Copenhagen singlehandedly (about which I’m not displeased); but as FotG David Frum notes: And not only wrecked the talks, but did so with a conscious display of disdain toward the West generally and President Obama personally. … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, China, Climate Change, Ferris Bueller, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Insulting our President, Supplication Slapped Down

Somebody, take away Obama’s airmail stamps.

The Gormogons Posted on December 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 17, 2009

He’s writing another letter, it seems, this time to Kim Jong-Il, the dictator of North Korea who’s likely an alcoholic, malignant narcissist. The Gormogons have obtained a draft copy. Don’t ask how, but I can say it has something to … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Supplication Slapped Down

Sitting by the fire at Castle Gormogon…

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 1, 2009

…the Gormogons pester their Œcumenical Volgi thusly: The Czar: Write more about foreign policy, узкоглазный, or I will have you shipped to Semipalatinsk with the rest of the shirkers! GorT: Yesterday you will write less about foreign policy; tomorrow you … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Supplication Slapped Down

Defense gutted? Check. Appease Russia, che—wait a second!

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 11, 2009

John Noonan writes: The AFP is reporting that despite pulling the ground based mid-course interceptor from Europe, the Russians remain unhappy with Noble Laureate Obama’s missile defense plans. Ivan is, of course, playing the classic Russian game here — push … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Defense spending, F-22, Lasers, Missile defense, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down

Tom Jocelyn & the Fallacy of Foreign-Policy Egocentrism

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 22, 2009

Tom Jocelyn at the Standard writes a good post today on the fact that “Obama’s Popularity Abroad Does Not Equal Gains for America.” In short: his personal popularity has not changed any of the complexes of problems with which President … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, China, Dubya, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, FDR, Iran, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down

Fascists 2, U.S. 0.

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 16, 2009

We’re selling out the Poles and Czechs to suck up to Bad Vlad. We are now on the clock for the next contemptuous gesture by Russia. And a Georgetown professor talks down to Burmese democrats. Thanks to Mike Goldfarb for … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Burma (not "Myanmar" dammit), Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down

Iran keepin’ the pimp hand strong.

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 15, 2009

Unfortunately on us. Prince Mikey G writes: Every time we try and capitulate, they slap us around some more. What fresh hell is this? Oh, well, Ahmadî-Nezhâd’s press advisor is claiming that we were offering to sell them some Boeing … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Diplomacy, Iran, Supplication Slapped Down, The Obama Amateur Hour

Our sucking up to Iran… [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2009

…made them feel secure enough to crack heads after the election fraud was revealed, says David Ignatius. One Iranian political figure has told a Western intermediary that the Obama administration may have unwittingly encouraged the regime’s power grab by sending … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Appearance of Weakness, Iran, Nukes, Supplication Slapped Down, The Obama Amateur Hour

Unforeseen Development! Supplication slapped down as impotence… Page III

The Gormogons Posted on July 7, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 7, 2009

Toilet-bowl-dictatorship edition! So, we reach out…and are slapped down—by Zimfreakingbabwe. Mr Mugabe told The Herald newspaper in Zimbabwe that nothing came out of his talks with Mr Carson – his first meeting with a US government official for many years. … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, Africa miseranda, Appearance of Weakness, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Supplication Slapped Down, Zimbabwe

Unforeseen Development! Supplication slapped down as impotence… Redux! [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 17, 2009

We got your “not meddling” right here, buddy. (Savor that Reuters headline, too.) Man, if only there had been some precedent that would have allowed them to foresee this eventuality.* Let your Œc. Vol. be the first to state, incidentally, … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Iran, Supplication Slapped Down

Unforeseen Development! Supplication slapped down as impotence! [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 22, 2009

So, President Obama went on YouTube and delivered a message to the leadership of Iran of how he wanted to get together and rap about all the false consciousness that’s harshing our bilateral mellow. Which, of course, led to Iran’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Appearance of Weakness, Diplomacy, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Iran, North Korea, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down, The Obama Amateur Hour

Обама, нет! [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

Your Volgi is having trouble rousing himself to write about the Obama Administration‘s apparent, asinine gambit of writing to the Russian government and offering to remove the missile-defense systems we’ve worked so hard to get installed in Poland and the … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Czech Republic, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Foreign Policy, Missile defense, Poland, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia, Supplication Slapped Down

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