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You Get What You Ask For

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2015 by GorTApril 13, 2015

Shocker: Hillary Clinton is running for President in 2016.  Wow.  Breaking News!  Well, not really.  People pretty much knew it for months….years.  Heck, the Ready for Hillary PAC had* offices across the hall from me. So, over the weekend, Hillary’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Hillary Clinton, Social Media

Ignorance of History and Hidden Racism

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Typical mainstream media representative Cenk Uygur stepped in a pile of his own feces yesterday when he tweeted, evidently in response to the acquittal of George Zimmerman—who evidently will not be truly not guilty until 2016—the following: Ok, I give … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, History, Journalism, Media, Media Bias, Racism, Rant, Revisionist History, Social Media, Stupid People, Twitter

Mailbag – Yelp* I need somebody! Edition.

The Gormogons Posted on July 12, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The great ScottO writes: O Most Powerful and Wise Dr. J.,  I read your review of the Yelp Dr. J.

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Posted in Gormogonica, Mailbag, Minions, ScottO, Social Media

Re: Holy Cell Phone

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Indeed one of Dr. J.’s IT professional chums has his home network hardwired and uses a ‘dumb phone’ in order to minimize his grid footprint because he’s that paranoid. Doc, are you referring to Ron Muskee, of 1118 Market Street, … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

Holy Cell Phone, Batman!

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Only Batman can process every Instagram, Facebook and Twitter Account at once! LOLCATZ! Dr. J. was extremely impressed with the impressive detective work brought to bear on the Boston Marathon bombing by the Boston PD, Massachusetts State Police and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

Tipping Points: Why Gosnell Matters

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is a particularly embarrassing Tweet: On Gosnell “blackout,” where were conservatives before this week? salon.com/2013/04/12/con… via @salon — Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) April 12, 2013 It is difficult to determine whether CNN’s shockingly clueless Donna Brazile really believes this herself, … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, CNN, Government Run Healthcare, Government spending, Gun control, Infanticide, Leftism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Murder, Social Media, Twitter

Is the GOP Doomed To Survive?

The Gormogons Posted on December 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Republican candidates evidently cannot save the GOP. But the voters sure can. And in some respects, the Republican salvation may be underway already. Too bad the candidates will never figure it out. The Republican Party does not know how to … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Cable Networks, CBS News, Conservatism, Democrats, Election, Election Results, Internet, Interwebs, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, NBC News, Republicans, Social Media, Teh Intarweb

Tweet War!

The Gormogons Posted on December 3, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Apparently, the President is keeping in campaign mode and taking to social media this afternoon at 2pm ET to answer questions about “extending the middle class tax cuts”. The White House will be using the #My2K hashtag which the Atlantic … Continue reading →

Posted in Social Media, The Obama Amateur Hour, Twitter

GOP Reform VII: Overpowering Narratives

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Part Seven of Seven Click here for Part Six: Media Matters, Indeed The Obama re-election is not the catastrophe; it’s only the symptom. Conservatives are losing the cultural war, and there is no reason this can’t be reversed. And quickly, … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, History, Liberals, Meme, Popular Culture, Republicans, Revisionist History, Social Media

GOP Reform VI: Media Matters, Indeed

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Part Six of Seven Click here for Part Five: Are Demographics Destiny? The media is out to destroy Republicans. And the time for peaceful negotiation is over.Long-time readers know of the Czar’s obsessive hatred with news media. Whether it’s the … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Republicans, Social Media

The Myth of Balance

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The objective media is balanced, provided you ignore that tilt to the left. Much ado is being made over MSNBC’s reprehensible editing of Mitt Romney’s comments on the free market, in which his contrast between the simplicity of ordering a … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew Jackson, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Mitt Romney, MSNBC, Social Media, Twitter

Ugliness Before the Mirror

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar would like to build a little bit on the Mandarin’s superb post on the so-called War on Women. Mandarin definitely captured the psychology of the Progressives; what has not been making news—and is just as essential—is what happened … Continue reading →

Posted in Facebook, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Progressives, Social Media, Twitter, Women

Mmmm…#donuts

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

How you document your donut eating says even more about you than your choice of donut… h/t – Some friend of a friend on Facebook. Dr. J.

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Posted in Donuts, Gormogonica, Humor, Interwebs, Social Media

On This Spot In 1996 The Czar Drank Beer

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

ME writes in. Your Dreaded Czarness, As a current resident of Germantown (though hopefully a temporary one until I return to badlands of Arizona), I beg your permission to embark on a quest to look for the spot at where … Continue reading →

Posted in Leftism, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Maryland, Media, Media Bias, Social Media

Nihil Novi Sub Sole

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Once again, it falls to the Gormogons to spell it out for everybody. Another “flash mob” incident happened in Germantown, MD, in which a group of 28 teens charged a convenience store and looted the place, evacuating in under a … Continue reading →

Posted in Hard Hat Riots, Haymarket Riot, Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Journalism, Leftism, Liberal Fascism, Main Stream Media, Media, Social Media

On Death and Dying, Facebook Edition

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. was saddened by sudden and unexpected the passing of a childhood chum’s father this week (who lives in a blue state North and East of New Atlantis). While an autopsy was not performed, it was pretty … Continue reading →

Posted in Dying, Facebook, Social Media

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