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The science is still settled…

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2014 by Dr. J.June 18, 2014

Dr. J. wrote on this subject over a year and a season ago, that is that new life begins at conception. That is scientific fact. It has stronger evidence than global warming, and certainly stronger evidence than man-made causes of … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, National Review, Science, Scientific Measures

The “The Catholic Church Is Anti-Science” Crowd Can Officially Suck It [Edited]

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Msgr. Lemaitre, “anti-science” priest, works on his mathematical formulae explaining the origins of this universe as pointy-headed anti-Catholic bigots look on, dumbfounded. Some of ‘Puter’s left leaning friends have rediscovered the age-old anti-Catholic canard that the Roman Catholic Church is … Continue reading →

Posted in Bigotry, Roman Catholics, Science

A Drop In The Bucket OR Fontastic Science!

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“Dr. J. would return that $400M to the taxpayers. ‘Puter would be a better government steward of it than the Democrats.” – Confucius (The Notorious OEV) Gentle Readers, Dr. J. has been hideously busy of late, and as a consequence, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Apple, Comic Sans, Fonts, Government spending, Harvard, Science

You Too Can Write A Mainstream Media Science Story!

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It’s true, but today the Czar will take a little help from our good friend and frequent Castle visitor (and more frequent plumbing jammer) Uncle Jay. The Big Guy sends the Czar a fun little story from UK.News.Yahoo, which you … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Media, Science, Science Fiction, Uncle Jay

What Makes Us Cold Today

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today is the coldest day in Earth history, and none of us are expected to survive. Not really, but you get the idea. It’s in all the papers. ‘Puter and Mrs. ‘Puter, along with the boys, go down the driveway … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Meteorology, Science, Weather

Your mom called, she said, “YOU SUCK!”

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

As the resident physician, scientist and dabbler in economics, Dr. J. was most amused by this joke matrix: Yo mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said, “That’s no moon, that’s yo mama!” Dr. J.

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Posted in Dr. J., Economics, Humor, Medicine, Science, Star Wars

Liberal Scientist Finds Tea Party Folks Not As Stupid As He Hoped

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Q. What do you call a liberal who can do math? A. An ex-liberal. This old saw is still true for some very basic reasons: if the country pulls in x revenue, and spends 2x on programs, pretty soon you … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Math class is hard, Phoney Science, Science, Tea Party

Coffee, it’s good for you!

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was sent this infographic yesterday: He found it quite informative, except for the lack of bias. He took to Adobe Illustrator and made some minor corrections in the name of balance; something we Sith Lords excel at: Back … Continue reading →

Posted in Media Bias, Mmm...coffee..., Science, Sith Lord

5 Signs You Might Be Dying

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Are you at risk for immediate death? You could be, and you might not even know. Most doctors agree that dying is the single leading cause of fatalities in the US right now. Take our helpful quiz and assess your … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Medicine, Science

Pause for Effect

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

By now, our readers should know where GorT stands with regards to Global Climate Change – if not, go do some research.  Ok, ready? Over the past few years skeptics of the anthropogenic climate change theories have raised the issue … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Climate Change, Global Warming, Science

When you’re too busy to refute the science yourself…

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A handy dandy flowchart to bashing your least favorite research studies: This sort of thing helps us out with Saturday posts. h/t geeksaresexy.com Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Nerds, Science

An Open Letter to Scientific American @sciam

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has read and consumed your publication since the April 1979 issue. He has subscribed without fail since 2000, but is compelled to conclude he will not be renewing his subscription. In that time, he has seen the publication … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Media, Media Bias, Phoney Science, Science, Skepticism, STEM

Liberal Science

The Gormogons Posted on February 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This was posted on the ‘Being Liberal’ page on Facebook today: Ironically, gay marriage is closer than high pressure to being a cause. Think of the butterfly effect. The Spanish word for butterfly is mariposa, which is also a gay … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Marriage, Liberal Idiots, Science, STEM

Scientists As Media Priests

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The mighty Borepatch pulled a chair up by the lobby bar, took a sip of his freshly made Yoo Hoo mojito, and told the Czar: About your latest missive, I couldn’t help but think that while large parts of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Journalism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Phoney Science, Science, Skepticism, social science

ZOMG! Zombie Cells!

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time reader BG let us know via Twitter that HuffPo is reporting “Scientists Create Zombies in Lab,” and adds that this should be like shooting fish in a barrel for us. This story is not at all limited to HuffPo, … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Phoney Science, Science

Czar Still Tired of MSM’s Science Reporting

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The MSM is at it again. Or rather, still. A physics guy familiar with the recently discovered (?) Higg boson said that the mass of the particle is about 126GeV, which potentially leads to instability in its mass. As a … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Phoney Science, Science

Teh Vaccinezes!

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s seen a few of his former schoolmates who are far less attractive than Jenny McCarthy (and from a tony Quaker prep school, no less) waxing philosophic regarding the public menace of forced vaccination on that intellectual echo chamber … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Science, Vaccines

You’re entitled to your opinion…

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Bowties are cool… “Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts,” Daniel Patrick Moynihan Dr. J. always softly chuckles when the left tries to portray the right as a group of backwards thinking Luddites because a … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Avik Roy, Chris Christie, Daniel Patrick Moynahan, NRO, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, Science

Science No Longer Thinks There’s Cheese There

The Gormogons Posted on January 10, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There isn’t a redeeming website attached to the Gawker tree. Of course, this is what happens when you have a bunch of under-educated 20-somethings trying to educate themselves through the Internet. Today’s io9 website, which seems to deal mainly with … Continue reading →

Posted in Media, Science, Science Fiction

Is The Matrix Fake? Are Some Scientists Morons?

The Gormogons Posted on December 17, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It takes a special gift to write a scientific news story about something so unscientific that the author, Joel N. Shurkin, clearly thinks is stupid as well. And he has a model example for you to read. A professor—what is … Continue reading →

Posted in Phoney Science, Science, Science Fiction

Awesome Tornado Power!

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative DM points out that tornadoes can do weird things, like put straw through trees and stuff. What are the weirdest things we’ve seen tornadoes do? Well, in no particular order, here are some of the incredible things a tornado … Continue reading →

Posted in Meteorology, Science, Tornado

God, But Science Journalism Stinks Bad

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Uh-oh! The Los Angeles Times has a science article written by Louis Sahagun, who appears to be in junior high school. Success! You found liquid water in the steam of your laser! Now shut down, before you uncontrollably use your … Continue reading →

Posted in Get Your Ass to Mars, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Mars, Mars Rover, Media, Science, Space, Spiders from Mars

First Debate: Romney Easily Wins Science

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Didja know that President Obama and Mitt Romney already had their first debate? Yes, it was a science debate, which candidates responded to in writing. The Czar heard the Mitt Romney thumped the President pretty hard, so he went to … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Debate, Election, Engineering, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, Nuclear power (more now please), Science, Space, Technology

Bonding Overwatch

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Professional nice guy EC writes in: Your Czarness: As I recall their used to be a third and common form of bond: the metallic bond, in which the nuclei shared an electron cloud. Wikipedia seems to remember it also. Have … Continue reading →

Posted in Chemistry, Mailbag, Physics, Pornography, Science

Science News: Now With Less Science

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Science writer George Dvorsky has a really fascinating and informative piece up at io9 cleverly titled “Intense Magnetic Fields Around White Dwarfs Reveal an Entirely New Class of Molecular Bonding,” in which he reviews how the incredible magnetic fields around … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Chemistry, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Science, Science Fiction

Paranoia Will Destroy Ya: Picosecond Laser Spectroscopy

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Seen this story from Gizmodo that the TSA is rolling out a secret new scanner that can completely detail everything about you from 164 feet away??!!!Eleven+y one111?? Not coming soon to every airport or street corner you can think of. … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Department of Homeland Security, Intelligence Community, Mad science, Phoney Science, Science, Stupidity, Technology, Transportation

Science: 10 Million, Journalism: 0

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

All of you tend to remember the Czar’s writings better than he does, so there is probably little value in reminding you about the Czar’s skepticism regarding life based on arsenic biology. We suggested you assume—unlike the press—that this was … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Science

Science: Girls Like Pop Stars. Also, Cats Meow.

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

In a landmark pop psychology study that took over 10 minutes, “researchers” have concluded that pre-teen girls like Justin Bieber, which will surprise no one who has even remotely heard of children. Hey, Beliebers: ask your mom if she loved … Continue reading →

Posted in Mad science, Phoney Science, Pop Psychology, Science, This song really sucks

Anti-Climatic

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The great and wonderous Borepatch writes into the Czar (and jeez, we hope we had his permission to reprint this; ah well, not much we can do about it now) to say: Your outstanding post covered the subject of Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Mailbag, Meteorology, Phoney Science, Science

In Other Words, Shut Up Leakey

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For the record, and right up front, the Czar is a significant proponent of evolutionary theory. For him, the evidence is overwhelming and consistent. But when Richard Leakey says that the debate will soon be over, the Czar rolls his … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Evolution, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Phoney Science, Science, Stupid People

SuperMoon! Or, Rather, Perfectly Ordinary Moon

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Are you ready for SuperMoon? Oh, you gotta be ready for SuperMoon! “Supermoon alert: Biggest full moon of 2012 due Sat.” screams FoxNews! “Weekend ‘Supermoon’ Will be 2012’s Largest” promises KSEE, Fresno. “That’s not just a full moon this week, … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Journalism, Media, Moon, Phoney Science, Science, Space

There’s No Free Lunch

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

As I started writing this I noticed that the Czar just penned a post on climate change so this one is timely and the two together are strong points to consider. As my middle school and early high school children … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Climate Change, Science

Science Does Not Equal Skepticism

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If the Czar could wish anything for your survival, it would be the gift of skepticism. When someone runs up to you with a stunning claim (“I just saw Bigfoot! And eleventy!”), your first response really should be “How good … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Journalism, Leftism, Media, Media Bias, Meteorology, Phoney Science, Progressives, Science, Skepticism

Rubbing Salt in the Wound

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

If the retirement of the shuttle fleet, and with it American manned spaceflight for the foreseeable future isn’t one giant leap (backwards) for mankind, our friends at the Udvar-Hazy center are rubbing salt in the wound. They’ve decided to display … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Moon, Science, Space, Space Shuttle

A Matter of Degrees

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We’ve debated various aspects of Anthropogenic Global Warming here for years.  Largely the AGW models identify the increase CO2 contribution to the environment by industrialization and fossil fuels by humans as the primary factor in the change to global climate.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Warming, Science

All the Facts That Are Fit to Fit

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time readers of this grand site, which is probably most of you by now, understand there are a few things which continually peeve the Czar. One of these is bad science reporting. Nearly every story of even slight scientific interest … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Science

Let Us Assume the Science Reporting Will Be Bad

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sigh. Okay, a science update. Pssh. You already know where this is going. So the Cassini spacecraft has detected a thin layer of oxygen around the Saturnian moon Dione. If you are into these sorts of things, that is interesting … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Main Stream Media, Science

Russian Science Update

The Gormogons Posted on February 13, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You probably heard that Russian scientists in the Antarctic drilled through the ice and reached a mysterious, under-the-ice freshwater lake not seen in 20 million years. This was an amazing effort. You probably did not hear, of course, that a … Continue reading →

Posted in Russia, Science

Big Howdy to the ShieldCroc

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Pro-evolution thinkers are happy: scientists have confirmed that Aegisuchus witmeri, a fossilized creature, neatly fits into a parallel arrangement with Aegyptosuchus peyeri, a 95-million year old cousin of both crocodiles and alligators who all sprang off the Eusuchia line. No … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Science

Venus: No Life Yet

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has already received questions about an extraordinary claim that there are signs of life on Venus. Specifically, a Russian scientist says he has photographic evidence of a disk, a black “flap,” and a scorpion-like creature. The scientist is … Continue reading →

Posted in Mad science, Phoney Science, Science, Science Fiction, Space, Venus

The Czar Is On His Soapbox Again

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Logically-minded people all over the UK are celebrating a rare (for the Brits) victory. The government has largely decided that schools there will teach evolutionary theory, and that creationist new-agery will not. Further, any school that does promote creationist thinking … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Evolution, Public Schools, Religion, Science

Troxler’s Fading

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT, Sr. passed on a note pointing out a visual effect that is amazing to witness first-hand and scary when you apply it to real-world situations.  The effect is termed “Troxler’s fading” after Ignaz Paul Vital Troxler who discovered it … Continue reading →

Posted in Driving, Science

IPCC No-Op

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Subtitled: It is very likely that this report likely means very little for many with medium confidence. The UN’s IPCC began releasing an update recommending that countries prepare for “weird weather”.  Seriously.  They are “virtually certain” (which, apparently means a … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Science, United Nations

Dr. J.’s Medical Roundup 2 – AHA Edition

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Scientific Sessions of the American Heart Association were this week. This is one of two times a year where the medical news is dominated by things cardiovascular. But, before we begin, Dr. J. must errat the errata that The Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Health care, Science

Come On In, The Water Is Fine…

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin would like to take a moment to provide an important public service announcement and award the coveted Boot in the Gut™ award. Apparently water does not provide the health benefits that we have all been led to believe … Continue reading →

Posted in Boot in the Gut, EU, Europe, Leftism, Mad science, Phoney Science, Progressives, Regulations, Science, Science Fiction

Occupy Jupiter!

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows economic and financial trends, legal affairs, and serves as the Gormogons’ financial … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Occupy Wall Street, Science, Stupid People

Science News You Missed

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And now, your science news roundup! Once believed to be an ancient, surviving plant from millions of years ago, we sadly now realize that cycads only date back about 12 million years. They are descended from the same plants dinosaurs … Continue reading →

Posted in Science, Shut Up Doc

Best Abstract Ever?

The Gormogons Posted on October 21, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dr. (KN)J provides the Czar a refreshing look as to how science really works. Or should work. He provides an actual scientific paper, which you can read by clicking here. It’s a PDF, so you may need to save the … Continue reading →

Posted in Mad science, Mailbag, Physics, Science

More on Neutrinos! (or, Moron Neutrinos!)

The Gormogons Posted on October 18, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You know, we rarely talk about our Spaceflight Practical Jokes Department, which is too bad because they’re doing some really cool stuff over there. Funny—dreadfully funny stuff, but still cool. And Nightfly (who doesn’t wear nearly as weird a costume … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Physics, Science

Neutrinos Do Indeed Obey Physics

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You remember how the media had to change their collective pants when scientists reported that neutrinos appear to have moved a short distance at velocities faster than the speed of light? The media went nuts, stating that Einstein was wrong … Continue reading →

Posted in Main Stream Media, Media, Physics, Science

Bad Science News: Now With More NPR

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

More science news. Which is good news, because ‘Puter can sleep a little later knowing he can skip anything with learnin’ in it. This NPR headline caught our eye: Messenger Reveals Mercury Is Not What Scientists Theorized. It’s not a … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Mercury, NPR, Phoney Science, Science, Space

FoxNews: Science Is Easy!

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Minion #462.5 writes in with something that almost succeeds, except it fails, and fails quite badly. Oh most dread and awful Czar (may thine enemies low-crawl naked across a mile of broken glass to pay homage to your shadow), Fearing … Continue reading →

Posted in Fox News, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Science

Neutrinos Faster Than Light? Probably Not

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Boy, the press drives one mad. Bonkers, even. Especially the complete fantastic extrapolations when it comes to science. They have happened here too many times to list, even, but there is yet another new one today. Scientists at CERN have … Continue reading →

Posted in Main Stream Media, Media, Physics, Science

Arsenic and Old Lace

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Thanks to the magic that is Twitter, we have seen some retweeting of our post on Dr. Oz’s inability to understand science, despite the fact he somehow functions as a freaking heart surgeon or something. Evidently, lots of you have … Continue reading →

Posted in Medicine, Phoney Science, Science

The Unsavory Land of Oz

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Uh-huh. So Dr. Oz warns that certain brands of apple juice contain dangerously high levels of arsenic. FDA sends him a nasty note back that his researchers evidently do not know that organic arsenic is safe, and that no apple … Continue reading →

Posted in Medicine, Phoney Science, Science

The Czar On Evolution (Blah Blah, etc.)

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow, did Michael Potemra totally nail it today. Basically, he demonstrates that anyone with a sensible reading of Genesis (the book, not the Gabriel/Collins group) must conclude that Darwinian evolution is actually in the interest of religion. In fact, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Evolution, Science

Liberal Science

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Readers here know the Czar has some pet peeves. One is the notion that Republicans hate science, and Democrats/Liberals are its most ardent supporters. And these same readers know that the Czar likes to list every example of Liberals or … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Liberals, Science

Religious Fringe Benefits

The Gormogons Posted on August 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some of you wrote in supporting the Czar’s tirade against the volunteer head of religious education at his local Muscovy church. As you recall, the Цесаревич, and now sigh the Царевич as well, must attend religious education over at Наша … Continue reading →

Posted in Pope Don't Float, Professional Catholics®, Roman Catholics, Science, Skepticism, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Those Naughty Photons

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow, we have the smartest readers in the world. Thank goodness you readers wind up writing half the stuff on here. Check this bad boy out from NR: Dread Czar, Nice post on the Higgs – much better than most … Continue reading →

Posted in Hello Kitty, Mad science, Mailbag, Physics, Science

Paging Mr. Higgs Boson…Your Party Is Here

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

All right, enough. The media is already all over the road like a drunk driver with this Higgs Boson particle. Proof of parallel universes? Time travel? The God Particle? Give us a break. Actually, here is a hint. If the … Continue reading →

Posted in Higglytown Heroes, Mad science, Media, Physics, Science

Climate Change Proponents: 3 Things To Do Today

The Gormogons Posted on July 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar thinks he speaks for a lot of conservatives when he says he would like to be convinced about Global Warming. After all, there is nothing more conservative than preserving what we have; if it turns out that the … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Meteorology, Science

Science on Trial

The Gormogons Posted on May 30, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin is once again flabbergasted by the inability of people to understand what science can and cannot do as evidenced by the manslaughter charge leveled against a group of seismologists by Italian government officials. This criminal charge against Italy’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, EARTHQUAAAKE, Italy, Progressives, Science

Weedy Matters

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

AH writes a nice, thoughtful transmission: Esteemed Czar of Muscovy: I hope you will indulge me with something of an answer to your recent piece on natural selection. I too find it refreshing to discuss the issue using familiar products. … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Math class is hard, Science

Evolution and Natural Selection

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

GD writes in: Dread and awesome Czar, I thought “natural selection” and true “evolution” were two different things? Related, but different. Moths adapting their coloring, weeds naturally selecting to resist a herbicide, etc. are all “natural selection”. Isn’t evolution more … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Mailbag, Science

The Proof Is In The Weeds

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

An astonishing number of people reject evolution. This rejection is always of interest to the Czar, because there is (a) a widespread perception that evolution lacks clear evidence despite (b) a tremendous amount of it. Many in the scientific community … Continue reading →

Posted in Evolution, Science

Tour the Heavens

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

This is officially cool. Check out the Photopic Sky Survey: it is a 360° x 360° photograph of the entire night sky, minus planets and moons. You can view it with information (click on the link), or optionally turn it … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Mad science, Science, Space

Re: STEM vs SET, or, “Math is hard!”

The Gormogons Posted on April 14, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

I did notice that the “M” (Math) was missing in the PSA.  I did find it interesting because Math is at the core of sciences, technology and engineering.  Personally, I’ve seen an improvement in the math curriculum at my own … Continue reading →

Posted in Math class is hard, Science, Technology

STEM vs SET, or, “Math is hard!”

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

ElJay, who must never be teased, touched, or messed with, wrote in to GorT and the Czar to say: Most vainglorious Gormogons (or words to that effect)! Remember back in ancient history (several years ago) when STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, … Continue reading →

Posted in Engineering, Math class is hard, Science, Technology

Re: PSA

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar is completely behind the message, but is a little bemused that we have an actress, who is not scientist or engineer, telling kids to become scientists and engineers, and using Iron Man, about a fictional engineer using non-existent … Continue reading →

Posted in Engineering, Hollywood, Science, Technology

PSA

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Yes, it’s a pet interest to me so I’ll take a second and put this up: GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Engineering, Science, Technology

Re: Air France Update

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Actually, all of the Czar’s suspicions were largely confirmed about AF447. Basically, here is a simplification of what occurred. The plane disappeared off radar, which is natural over the Atlantic Ocean because radar cannot follow the Earth’s curvature, and there … Continue reading →

Posted in Air France, Aircraft, Airline safety, Disaster, Meteorology, Science

Under-Manned Space Program

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

You know, the Czar is so tired to pointing out the many ways the President has hurt the scientific community in this country that he isn’t going to bother listing them anymore, or even posting links to them. But Obama … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, NASA, Science, Space, Space Shuttle

Welcome Your New Alien Overlords

The Gormogons Posted on March 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

A NASA astrobiologist claims that he has found fossilized evidence of alien life on a microbe. So why hasn’t the press been busting into your regularly scheduled viewing? Perhaps it is because the scientist, Richard Hoover, has done this before, … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Astronomy, Phoney Science, Science, Science Fiction, Skepticism, UFOs

Random Thoughts

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

GorT has been a bit busy with the whole time traveling thing (summary notes on the most recent trip to the future are forthcoming) but here are a few random thoughts while I’ve locked onto our internet connection – this … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Congress, Gormogonica, Science

Bipolar Shifting

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Now hold on a minute. I thought there was evidence that when the poles switch, the field is “disorganized” or non-existent for some period of time. Not to take issue with your overall point, but rather to ask you to … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Drugs, EARTHQUAAAKE, Mad science, Medicine, Phoney Science, Science

Where Do They Get This Stuff?

The Gormogons Posted on February 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Oh brother. Okay, for those of you wondering, no: the earth’s magnetic field is not going to shut off, ending life on earth as it is bathed in violent solar radiation. This nonsense is starting to go around the internet. … Continue reading →

Posted in Science

2001 Anthrax Attacks: We Still Don’t Know

The Gormogons Posted on February 16, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Of course, you all remember the terrible anthrax scare that hit the United States in late 2001. Like most Americans, you might be asking “Yeah, whatever happened with that? Didn’t they catch the guy?” Actually, no, they didn’t. Alas, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Anthrax (not the group), Science

Kids and Science

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar loves stories like this. Three high school students discovered a radio pulsar in the constellation Ophiucus. Way to go! Above, the students receive official confirmation of their discovery. Hannah Mabry, center, hopes to become a radio astronomer and … Continue reading →

Posted in High School, Kids These Days, Science

Time Magazine Relies on HuffPo For Science Facts?

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar has an idea for GorT. Take a current Time magazine story back to the year 1936, and let the editors of that era read and comment accordingly. Bet that will be entertaining. In case you did not know, … Continue reading →

Posted in Astronomy, Huffington Post, Mad science, Phoney Science, Science, Time

Yet More Praise

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Your Czarness: You are, once again and unsurprisingly, entirely correct. Dosage is everything. Just because we can measure something, does not mean we understand it. (Although it may be a start.) humbly, erc And Czar, An enjoyable read. I thought … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Preganancy, Science

OMG! Fear! Panic! Terror! Hysteria!

The Gormogons Posted on January 14, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Can you imagine anything so horrible? A University of California, San Francisco (UCSF) study has found in a survey of 268 pregnant women that virtually 100% of them have dangerous, cancer-causing chemical in their blood and urine! OMG! Pregnant women, … Continue reading →

Posted in Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Preganancy, Science

IceCube

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

No, not the entertainer – the neutrino sensor array in Antarctica was finished last month. It’s comprised of 86 tubes drilled over 2,000m into clear ice with over 5,000 basketball-sized detectors placed in the tubes. The “telescope” will observe neutrino … Continue reading →

Posted in Global Warming, Science

Boring Sciency Stuff: But Will It Kill You?

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dear Czar, Shouldn’t the title of this article be ‘PANIC WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEE’: I am confused. However, I am coherently grateful for all of the recent Gormogon posts. Keep up the good work! God Bless, JS, Operative and … Continue reading →

Posted in Airline safety, Florida, Gormogon Operatives, Mad science, Science

Eight Botched Environmental Predictions

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Care of small dead animals and Fox News: 1. Within a few years “children just aren’t going to know what snow is.” Snowfall will be “a very rare and exciting event.” Dr. David Viner, senior research scientist at the climatic … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Science

Role Model

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

And all this time the Czar has been saying that President Obama has completely failed to fulfill his promises on increasing the role of science in politics! Because we learn that Obama science advisor John Holdren will be appearing on … Continue reading →

Posted in Eugenics, Government Control, John Holdren, Mad science, Science, Television, The Obama Amateur Hour, This TV show really sucks, United Nations

The Stimulus Worked, Right?

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Say it ain’t so, Joe Biden!  In yet another example of (a) the failure of the Stimulus, (b) the failure of this administration creating those magical “green jobs” and (c) another example of the failure of this administration to deliver … Continue reading →

Posted in Green Energy, Science, Stimulus Package

Re: Didn’t They Learn?

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Our beloved GorTechie says: A number of scientists have begun grumbling that the administration isn’t holding to its promise to be guided by science. Yup. Sore spot with the Czar. Ah, how the liberal scientists all blamed Bush for hating … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Science

Earth’s Atmosphere at Scale

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar produced one of these once, but it was centuries ago before we knew much about the atmosphere. Basically, we had it divided into Oceans of Blood of the Disloyal, Stuff you Breathe, Smoke From Fire of Burning Lands, … Continue reading →

Posted in Meteorology, Science

Sound and Fury

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Astonishing silence appears to the response of the scientific community regarding Harold Lewis’ spectacular resignation letter. Of course, the anti-AGW crowds are eating this up. The Czar thinks that might be too eager a reaction: if the Hadley CRU incident … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Mad science, Meteorology, Political Correctness, Politics, Science

Borepatch with the must-read of the week (or month?)

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Global-warming J’accuse?Read the whole thing. Seriously. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Crime, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Science

Bees! Bees! Stay away, they’re all over me!

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

For a long time people were pointing the finger at “climate change” for the decline in the bee population. The decline is concerning as the ecosystem relies upon them for pollination.  There were minor side targets such as cell phone … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Science

Obama Administration Caught Lying About Oil Spill Data

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

This chaps the Czar’s buttocks. Sorry, but it does. For eight years, the Czar (and millions of others) endured continual critical comments about President George Bush, and how he ignored science when it disagreed with his policies, and how he … Continue reading →

Posted in George W. Bush, Obama Administration, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea, Phoney Science, Science

Briny Depths

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dearest Czar, Since you so recently debunked all I knew regarding West Virginia and her educational system, I thought you might have knowledge of another dearly-held area: the ocean. Many people state that we have only explored “5% of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Oceans, Science, U.S. Navy

Re: Jenny, Jenny

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 15, 2010

Who can ‘Puter turn to? Well, Gormogon operative T.G., of course. T.G. writes in with praise and criticism for ‘Puter’s post regarding Ms. Jenny McCarthy’s heartfelt yet profoundly stupid campaign against childhood vaccinations. Thus spake T.G.: Point taken, but you … Continue reading →

Posted in Jenny McCarthy, Science, Vaccines

Jenny, You Ignorant Slut

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 13, 2010

With apologies to Jane Curtin, who is certainly far wiser than Ms. Jenny McCarthy. Heck, Czar’s chia sofa is brighter than Ms. McCarthy. Why the attack on Ms. McCarthy (and by extension, her current man toy Jim Carrey)? As we’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in Jenny McCarthy, Science, Vaccines

He Blinded Me With “Science”

The Gormogons Posted on December 8, 2009 by 'PuterDecember 8, 2009

One of the unfortunate souls at the East Anglia Hadley CRU (motto: “No fact too inconvenient to bury”) tries to explain away the looming email scandal in today’s Times of London. See, we’re all morons in thinking that Phil Jones’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Science

Re: Here is Where AGW Really Takes It In the Crotch [edited]

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 30, 2009

Without wading into the philosophical weeds, Karl Popper’s famous principle that a theory, hypothesis, or principle is metaphysical, not scientific if it is not, in some way, falsifiable (i.e., testable), seems to apply here. Whether it’s a Kuhnian paradigm or … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Climatology, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Phoney Science, Science

Science Update From Gormogon U.

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2009 by 'PuterNovember 19, 2009

Today, top scientists at Gormogon University released the results of a study thought up and funded by Czar and ‘Puter. It turns out that drinking up to NINE DRINKS A DAY is good for men’s heart health. ‘Puter and Czar … Continue reading →

Posted in Beer, Gormogonica, Martinis, Science

Okay, That’s Just Cool

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 5, 2009

Normally, tricking the Czar results in a stare down with our Imperial firing squads, who remain undefeated against unarmed people with their hands tied behind their back. But the Czar delights in bringing you this bit of optical chicanery. Enjoy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Science, Useful Idiots

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