‘Puter was talking politics with a woman in his office yesterday. ‘Puter can get away with that because he’s upper management. At least, that’s what ‘Puter tells himself in his Walter Mitty-esque fantasy life. This woman is that rarest of … Continue reading →
Has anyone, other than Dr. J., noticed that ‘Puter hasn’t !!!!1!1!!ELEVENTY!!!!1!!S!!!’d since starting Strattera for ADHD? And Dr. J.’s been working on this !!!!ELEVENTY!!!!! logo for him. It’s still a work in progress…Dr. J. is NOT a graphic designer to … Continue reading →
Happy Birthday to ‘Puter’s bionic back. You are more machine than man, now, ‘Puter, twisted, and evil… You asked about Manhattans being your most effective analgesic in your post this morning. Dr. J. thought he would share a little insight. … Continue reading →
Man, our readers/operatives/minions are a sharp bunch. ‘Puter posts one missive on gay marriage and gets: (1) a twitter argument on the appropriateness of using two ostensibly gay gentlemen clad in matching tux g-strings as a visual; and (2) an … Continue reading →
‘Puter notes that the Gormogons have recently picked up numerous gay followers (as disclosed in their Twitter handles) over to the Twitter thingy Czar signed us up for. ‘Puter chalks this surge in the Gormogons’ popularity in the gay community … Continue reading →
The Czar will be in big trouble if you tell anybody about this. Fortunately, ‘Puter never reads this site, so we should be safe. His brother Krizz called him yesterday, and said “Need your help, bro. There’s a skunk somewhere … Continue reading →
Before our readers snark and say that this is a blatant rip-off of ‘Puter’s homage to Chili Garlic Sauce, to which Dr. J. will affirmatively state, “You are correct, sir!” Dr. J. was inspired to write this post on Sunday … Continue reading →
David Brooks must be reading your Gormogons, as is the rest of the New York Times’ assemblage of editors and columnists. Everyone who is anyone reads your Gormogons for our trenchant analysis, Hello Kitty news and juvenile put-downs of one … Continue reading →
‘Puter received some feedback on his intemperate rant of yesterday afternoon. Operative DT writes in: Oh… my…. God. ‘Puter, once again you’ve written a work of art. Damn. New minion NB states his opinion thus: I almost never write to … Continue reading →
‘Puter posted a while back on Huy Fong Vietnamese Chili Garlic Sauce. He extolled it myriad virtues and recommended all minions purchase copious amounts of said condiment immediately. Being a good minion, Island Dweller indeed went and purchased a supply … Continue reading →
What’s better than one of us replying to ‘Puter’s prose? Jonah Goldberg doing it. Welcome Corner readers. We assume this shall not be your last visit. Help yourself to some popcorn. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный … Continue reading →
What migth get lost in ‘Puter’s excellent post here is the following: The elephant in the room that liberals steadfastly ignore is that the housing market under the best of conditions is destined to deflate or at best hold level … Continue reading →
Amidst all the public union foofaraw in Wisconsin and elsewhere, we hear the same mantra over and over. Teachers are underpaid relative to the private sector. ‘Puter always responds the same way. How do we really know what a teacher … Continue reading →
In a well-conceived plan to increase ‘Puter’s recently controlled blood pressure (thanks, HCTZ and lisinopril!) to the danger zone (‘Puter loves Top Gun), Your Volgi sends along this link regarding a hippie Catholic priest and his twist on the Rite … Continue reading →
Oh mighty and fearsome Czar, As I listen to all the posturing by politicians in the aftermath of the Tucson tragedy about gun control it brings to mind the old saying “if you’re a carpenter the solution to every problem … Continue reading →
‘Puter is always right – yes, it’s been a while since we’ve thrown that phrase about. But let me supplement his post with one other aspect of the democrats’ argument for the Estate Tax – they will attempt to claim … Continue reading →
You know, for a guy who eats Jell-O with his bare hands and wanders naked a little too often around the public areas of the Castle for it to be an accident, ‘Puter is an impressively smart guy. His smackdown … Continue reading →
‘Puter had a thorough piece yesterday on why foreclosure moratoria will do more harm than good to the American economy. Our plant at the Wall Street Journal’s editorial board managed to insert ‘Puter’s post as today’s lead editorial. Witness the … Continue reading →
Here’s ‘Puter’s welfare proposal. Take the sum total of all money spent on federal welfare programs: TANF, food stamps, Medicaid, etc. Divide that sum by the number of recipients. Send each recipient a check for their share of the government … Continue reading →
In his typically insightful fashion, Gormogon operative D.T. writes concerning this post of ‘Puter’s from yesterday regarding the ulcerous cankers that are teachers’ unions. D.T. writes: Oh Wise and Mighty Puter of the Ghetto, Sir: The very first line of … Continue reading →
Sorry, Volgi. The Czar just loves being embarrassed like this, although he believes the computational method quite sound. Except that photograph submitted to him indeed was incorrect. The Czar asked the okhrana bunch to go pay the dude a visit … Continue reading →
Gormogon subsidiary FoxNews follows orders well. After waiting the designated amount of time, Fox publishes its article regarding the Obama Administration’s marginalization of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Not coincidentally, Fox’s article mirrors ‘Puter’s post from exactly two weeks ago. … Continue reading →
The Czar and GorT make fair points. I expect no less from my Gormogon brothers. However, prohibition of drugs of any sort has never worked in American society. Didn’t work with alcohol. Won’t work with tobacco. Isn’t working with marijuana … Continue reading →
’Puter, whom rumor has it is always right, has hit the mot juste in describing Mark Sanford as a “colossal ass.” Moreover, he’s obviously a narcissist of the first water. (Sanford. Not ’Puter. Necessarily.) As Mark Steyn pointed out, Narcissism … Continue reading →
The Czar appreciates your Volgi’s confidence in his analysis of the Senator Boxer (evidently a lightweight) discussion. The Czar does not disagree with ‘Puter’s main point, though: this is something being stretched out of proportion to the one and only … Continue reading →
God, we love ‘Puter, especially when he is always right. The Czar agrees that conservative talk radio is making too much of Senator Barbara Boxer’s request of BG Walsh. Bigger fish to fry, people! However, this exchange nevertheless gnaws at … Continue reading →
The Czar remains astonished. Using Vegas odds to determine how a team will wind up is not any indication of ability, but on how people are betting. That is why odds are tied to gambling. Using odds to explain that … Continue reading →
The Czar salutes ‘Puter, who is always right, in his wickedly deserving condemnation of the media’s continued kid-gloves treatment of all things Democratic Party. Of course, the Czar believes all criticism of the media is wickedly deserving. The reply is … Continue reading →
Sigh. The Czar is feeling a bit like ‘Puter this evening. Must we be always right? We have about twenty posts on this site detailing the logic behind Mr. Obama’s alleged flip-flops, and why they reflect the harsh realities of … Continue reading →
‘Puter, having lost his ill-advised wager with The Czar, and having made good the terms of his bargain, is magnanimously sending The Czar an additional token of good faith. A Hello Kitty Sith Lord to lead the brigade of Hessians … Continue reading →
Any reader spending even a few minutes browsing The Gormogons’ palatial intarwebs palace knows ‘Puter hates hisself public sector unions. For a sample of ‘Puter’s vitriol for public sector unions, look for posts tagged “Unions” here at The Gormogons. And … Continue reading →
Well, maybe ‘Puter ain’t always right. Now, the Czar is still willing to accept the near-probability that someone hacked into Geep’s account merely to make the outrageous claim about a certain hockey team… stinking on ice, was it? The Czar … Continue reading →
Has it come to this pass that we have to specifically single out and praise a First Lady for acting like all 44 of her predecessors? Or that silence about a person of the opposite party implies contempt? If so, … Continue reading →
In an effort to keep this friendly wager honest, GorT has assessed the security on ‘Puter’s account and believes it to be sufficient (heck, he is the Ghettoputer and therefore, his computer, his account and everything technically related to him … Continue reading →
The Czar is stymied by ‘Puter’s total lowering of his guard, especially knowing the Czar’s immense power at calling things early. It was the Czar, after all, who decided the Bulls were unworthy competitors to anyone but the Celtics, and … Continue reading →
This lends additional support to the “‘Puter is always right” meme. Crazy conspiracy theorists peddling conjecture and speculation as fact is as easy to predict as night following day. Of course, the ease of the prediction should cast no doubt … Continue reading →
Is ‘Puter ever wrong? Back on October 30th, he called this one. The government is looking at increased control over that Wild West Frontier Drinkin’ Town known as the Internet. Read some of the details here. Apparently, it is a … Continue reading →
The Czar also extends his Easter wishes to all (Christian or otherwise, which is pretty cool…because you can always celebrate the feast of Ishtar) this week or next. And ‘Puter, who is always right, may be incorrect about the Czar, … Continue reading →
The Czar agrees with ‘Puter, who is always right, but would humbly suggest that the US Navy not compensate for lost cargo, as lost cargo is insured. And if the cargo is not insured by the distributor or shipping company, … Continue reading →
The Czar needs you to remember that ‘Puter is always right, especially when he expresses outrage over morons like Jenny McCarthy brazenly risking people’s lives to make a badly researched popularity point. The Czar has identical opinions, which you should … Continue reading →
The Czar knows that ‘Puter is always right. Hippies require a substantially lavish society in order for them to protest the lavishness of it at all. In poorer cultures, hippies would be eaten. Your Czar has similar ironic observations about … Continue reading →
The Volgi (who opposes embryonic stem-cell research for the Czar’s practical reasons—having read about teeth and hair showing up in a Parkinson’s patient’s brain in an ESC experiment—as well as the usual retrograde moral ones) also should note that Bush … Continue reading →
Ghettoputer, who is always right, has correctly assailed the media’s simple-minded affirmation of today’s “historic” order releasing the ban on embryonic stem cell research funding (thanks for the catch, Volgi!). The Czar uses quotation marks not because he is quoting, … Continue reading →
The Czar of Muscovy is overwhelmed to accept such a glorious invitation to post here on the Gormogons website. This is quite a smart bunch, and your Czar is as humbled as one (gifted by the grace of God with … Continue reading →
Question: Name two things in this world that are certain. ‘Puter thought about merely updating his earlier post concerning the fine Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV), but this development requires its own shaming. Earlier, ‘Puter mentioned Sen. Reid, in comments … Continue reading →
The “Skynet” project had a little trouble today. Luckily, GorT was able to use his time/space traveling subroutines and transferred the project into the 8th dimension for safe keeping. We’ve shelved the multi-rotor flying automaton concept for a bit later. … Continue reading →
The Gormogons’ “Skynet” project went online today. Looks to be good. The Mandarin has hooked it into a bunch of geosynchronous satellites and GorT augmented its processing with a Bayesian neural network processing core. ‘Puter keeps shaking his head saying … Continue reading →
