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Cleaning Up the Inbox A Bit

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Retired Spook writes in: Your Czarishness; Apropos our previous discussion on the pending financial disaster coming from Beijing, a recent Telegraph article contains a number of amusing (for given values of “amusing”) observations. It appears that Professor Reynolds is correct, … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, China, Democrats, Global Economy, Operative BJ, Politics, Republicans, Retired Spook

How to Make a Third Party

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is still surprised to see non-Democratic voters (not necessarily Republicans, per se) on social media calling for a third party. Many times has the Czar explained that third parties serve only one purpose: getting the other party elected … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Election Results, History, Politics, Republicans, Tea Party, Third Parties, Whigs

Mailbag: Dangerous Gates

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The media is starting to realize that former Defense Secretary Robert Gates did not do the Democrats any favors with his memoir. Operative BJ wants us to know that Gates, frankly, did no one any favors with his memoir: O … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Defense, Mailbag, Politics

Scott Walker, We’ll Hardly Know Ye

The Gormogons Posted on December 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar thinks Scott Walker, among others, would in particular make a fine president. Too bad, really, because reality doesn’t give a hoot about what the Czar thinks, nor what ought to be even were we incorrect. Indeed, realty kind … Continue reading →

Posted in 2016 Election, Conservatism, Democrats, Liberals, Politics, Republicans, Scott Walker, Voting, Wisconsin

There Will Never Be A Third Party

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

PBS asks “Would a third major party ease Congressional gridlock?” No. There has never been a third major party in the United States for reasons of very simple math. Today’s two parties—uh, the Republicans and Democrats—are really extensions of original … Continue reading →

Posted in Blue Dog Democrats, Democrats, Politics, Republicans

‘Puter Does The Debt Limit, Part 4: What Really Smart Yale Law Professors Say About Appropriations Authority

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Obama and his lapdog media commandyou! Ignore the facts concerning Congress’constitutional prerogative to do exactlywhat it’s doing, holding Democrats over abarrel until they negotiate!* Welcome to the third installment of ‘Puter Does the Debt Limit! We hope you’ve learned something … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Congress, Media Bias, National Debt, Politics, Suck It Czar

Transformational Politics

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And so it begins. If you were unaware, the Mainstream Media is beginning its process to transform the shrill, petty, dangerously vindictive and manipulatively toxic Hillary Rodham Clinton into the awesome Hillary Clinton: glamorous former first lady, brave and powerful … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, 2016 Election, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Politics, These politics really suck

Enough With the Third Party Crap

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar intends to annoy a hell of a lot of people with this post, but conservatives need to stop sucking at the teat of fantasy about a third party. Unless, of course, they want to suck at the teat … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Election, Election Results, Politicians, Politics, Republicans, These politics really suck

Review: The End Is Near and It’s Going to Be Awesome

The Gormogons Posted on May 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, it’s nothing less than a book review: The End Is Near and It’s Going to Be Awesome: How Going Broke Will Leave America Richer, Happier, and More Secure, by Kevin D. Williamson, landed in the Czar’s mailbox a couple … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Business, Future, History, Politics, READ A BOOK

A Few Initial Thoughts From ‘Puter on the Boston Massacre

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sure, these firemen are South BostonMasshole hockey players, but on mostdays, they are the face of good and salvation to people in grave danger. As most other folks must be doing, ‘Puter’s spent some time thinking about the Boston Marathon … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Boston, Evil, Politics, Terrorism, Terrorists

Why A Left Tea Party Is Unlikely

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Stanley Kurtz over at the NRO Corner has an interesting thought: is the Left producing its own Tea Party? The ultimatum delivered last week by California billionaire Tom Steyer to Massachusetts Democratic Senate candidate, Rep. Steve Lynch–disavow your support for … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Identity Politics, Liberals, Politics, Tea Party

Male Bag: ‘Puter Style

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter prepares to “ride Czar’s float” at the Gormogons’ 1,092ndAnnual Gay Pride Parade ‘Puter is not surprised that he received feedback on yesterday’s most excellent “pretend you’re Romney’s speech writer” post.  ‘Puter has a way of getting under folks’ skin, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Mailbag, Mitt Romney, Mormons, Politics, U.S. Constitution

In Praise Of Incrementalism

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Man, what a hangover. Czar and ‘Puter were up for two days straight, celebrating Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s historic beat-down of labor unions with the fine serving wenches at the Leaping Peacock.  Before you get all “‘Puter’s a sexist pig,” … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, New York, Politicians, Politics, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Baseball Revenge

The Gormogons Posted on May 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Does anyone recall last year when the Czar wrote about the Цесаревич’s spectacular and politically (un)popular baseball adventure, in which his plucky band of die-hard teammates took on the well-funded and well-organized baseball team of a Very Wealthy Suburb called … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, Sports, Talkin' Baseball, The Czar of Muscovy

Dr. J. finally endorses a candidate for Super Tuesday!

The Gormogons Posted on February 29, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It’s been my experience that Senators are only focused on pleasing those who fund their campaigns… and they are more than willing to forget the niceties of democracy to get those funds. Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Obi Wan Kenobi, Politics, Star Wars

The Eyes Have It!

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s buddy, Jamie Jeffords at the Eye of Polyphemus has been covering the Republican Primaries, and his predictions have been prophetic. He discusses the Santorum surge today. He makes five points regarding the surge. He writes: First, Santorum looks … Continue reading →

Posted in Mitt Romney, Politics, Primaries, Republicans, Rick Santorum

Support the Dumb Name Act

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sit back for an idea that will never happen. But the Czar would suspect it would be incredibly popular, if not impossible to implement. How about this: how about Congress adopt rules that cutesy nicknames and oppositionally opposed words be … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Politicians, Politics, Stupid Politicians

Rock, Paper, Scissors, PRIMARY!

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. and Mrs. Dr. J. were having their morning at 0:Dark:45 yesterday morning, enjoying a little Fox and Friends before waking the Lil Resident and Lil Med Student for classes at the New Atlantis Jedi Academy. Rick … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Dr. J., Games People Play, Mrs. Dr. J., Politics, Republicans, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Re: Peeking Mitt

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dr J. provides some good speculation as to Mitt Romney’s reluctance to release his tax forms. There could be another reason that most people, in media and even the politicians, do not realize: Mitt Romney probably has a tax form … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, Mitt Romney, Politics, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

A Peek Inside Mitt Romney’s Tax Returns…

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, There is much ado about nothing regarding Mr. Romney’s as yet and soon to be released tax returns. And, when Dr. J. says soon, he means before Mr. Kerry’s military records and President Obama’s college transcripts and medical … Continue reading →

Posted in Eleventy, Mitt Romney, Politics, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Truth Behind the Whole Payroll Tax Squabble

The Gormogons Posted on December 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ah, the payroll tax cut debate. A lot of mud is slinging on both sides, so the Czar thought he would clear things up for you, dear readers, on what is really going on. Warning: sausage making is featured. Presently, … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Politics, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Tax Increase, Taxes

Krugman’s Economic Prescription: Income Redistribution And Liberal Political Hegemony

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Nobel laureate Paul Krugman, who also happens to be a New York Times columnist and shrill Democratic Party shill (but then ‘Puter repeats himself), parrots the White House and Occupy Wall Street talking point cum dogma: Income inequality is the … Continue reading →

Posted in New York Times - NYT, Paul Krugman, Politics, Poverty

Thoughts On The Democratic Meltdown

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s been watching Democratic shenanigans with a genuine mix of incredulity and schadenfreude. ‘Puter figured the mid-term elections were going to shake up the Democrats, but ‘Puter did not foresee this level of self-immolation. It’s as if the Democrat’s liberal … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Politics

How to Answer the Evolution v Creation Question

The Gormogons Posted on October 20, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Whether you’re Delaware senatorial candidate Christine O’Donnell or Illinois gubernatorial candidate Bill Brady, you need to learn to STFU on creationism vs. evolutionism. First off, it isn’t even a debate—creationists cannot engage in a logical rational debate on any matter … Continue reading →

Posted in Creationism, Evolution, Identity Politics, Politicians, Politics

Five Things Conservatives Need To Quit Doing

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Go ahead and read the Volgi’s posts today. Still willing to read more? Check out a superbly done piece by Christian Hartsock on five things the conservatives have got to stop doing because, frankly, they fuel MSM fires and make … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bush Derangement Syndrome, Conservatism, George W. Bush, Politics, Tea Party

Sound and Fury

The Gormogons Posted on October 13, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Astonishing silence appears to the response of the scientific community regarding Harold Lewis’ spectacular resignation letter. Of course, the anti-AGW crowds are eating this up. The Czar thinks that might be too eager a reaction: if the Hadley CRU incident … Continue reading →

Posted in Climatology, Mad science, Meteorology, Political Correctness, Politics, Science

Social Issues and Political Party

The Gormogons Posted on May 21, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

You’re liberal if you think the government is empowered to tell you how to behave in every room of the house except your bedroom. You’re conservative if you think the government is empowered to tell you how to behave in … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics

Andrew M. Cuomo Should Be Investigated

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 15, 2010

New York Attorney General Andrew M. Cuomo (son of past New York governor Mario Cuomo) should be investigated for possible ethical violations, including criminal abuse of his office. If Mr. Cuomo is found to have breached his ethical obligations, he … Continue reading →

Posted in New York, Politics

We’re through the looking glass, people.

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 24, 2010

Dr. J, who keeps his stethoscope in his ABA-era afro, writes in with an excellent point of how political polemic corrodes the mind, to the point where black is white and down is up. I have been historically amused by … Continue reading →

Posted in Cartoons, Politics, Socialized Medicine

Today we won a ticket to see Dr. J…

The Gormogons Posted on February 16, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 16, 2010

Front-row seat! In free! No pay! Doc writes: The recent spate of retirement announcements (Bayh) and rumors (Mikulski) has gotten me thinking that Congress will pass the Senate bill and then tweak it via reconciliation during the lame-duck session when … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Politics, Socialized Medicine

One in Two Americans

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 19, 2009

Not that the Czar trusts Rasmussen any better than anyone else, but he quickly acknowledges that Rasmussen seems to produce the most interesting poll results. As you have heard, one in two Americans is not digging Hope and Change, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Axis of Arrogance, Barack Obama, Congress, Democrats, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Politics, Republicans

Maybe he’ll fire the FBI too?

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2009 by GorTJune 19, 2009

Looks like this Judge Walpin issue won’t be going away anytime soon. So much for “Hope & Change”, right? This has the stink of dirty politics all over it. There will be a misstep coming soon…mind where you heard it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, The Obama Amateur Hour

NY Puts The “Fun” In Dysfunction

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by 'PuterJune 10, 2009

First comes the moral bankruptcy, then the actual bankruptcy. ‘Puter’s adopted home state has officially jumped the shark. To call New York a banana republic would be an insult to smarmy, self-important petty dictators everywhere. New York has been spending … Continue reading →

Posted in Chaos, New York, Politics

Dave Barry, Honorary Gormogon

The Gormogons Posted on November 7, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 7, 2008

For this sentiment (read the whole thing, obviously, as with all his stuff): But also they were capable of understanding a concept that we seem to have lost, which is that people who disagree with you politically are not necessarily … Continue reading →

Posted in Dave Barry, Politics

Getting down to brass tacks

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2008 by GorTSeptember 30, 2008

I’m not a big fan of political spin by any party. This financial crisis that we’re facing is not Obama’s fault. And while maybe he could have been more vocal in his prior warnings and efforts to rein it in, … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Politics

It’s Official

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

Politics am stupid. And, for a change, much of the stupidity is coming from the Democrats. In a gaffe that a fourth grader running for class president would’ve seen coming, the Obamessiah is quoted as saying “you can put lipstick … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, John McCain, Politics, Stupidity

The Prognosticator Does it Again

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by GorTAugust 29, 2008

In two separate family discussions over the last week, GorT has put forward the idea of Sarah Palin (pictured) as the best choice for McCain’s VP. It appears this morning that it has been proven true. It is my opinion … Continue reading →

Posted in Hockey, John McCain, Politics, Sarah Palin, VP

Me, me, me

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by GorTAugust 27, 2008

Admittedly, I’m not a Clinton (Hillary or Bill) fan by any means and I tend to be rather disenchanted by the current slate of American politicians. I tend to believe that when “politician” became a career and not just a … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, Politics

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