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Mailbag – Bag-o-pups Edition

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, In addition to the Olympics, the Westminster Dog Show is taking place! That’s an event that will never be hosted in Sochi, for very obvious reasons, including the fact that the Venn diagram of dog show people and … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Dr. J. Style, Lady J., Loki J., Media Bias, Mrs. Dr. J., Retired Spook, The Czar, Westminster Dog Show

In which Dr. J. goes Galt

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Class warfare, Marxist policies and economic slut shaming have their consequences. Hurting the big guy hurts the little guys faster and harder. Gentle Readers, Dr. and Mrs. Dr. J. recently had a budgetary summit as money has grown tight over … Continue reading →

Posted in Bane, Dr. J., Energy, Gasoline Prices, John Galt, Lil Resident, microeconomics, Mrs. Dr. J., Not Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

A Prescription for Dog Ownership

The Gormogons Posted on May 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

When Dr. J. was on the road last week, the latest AHA guidelines were published to great media fanfare. Indeed you, Gentle Reader, probably saw something in the news. Dr. J. decided to review the guidelines and share his reflections on … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Barry the Manticore, Cardiovascular Disease, Cholesterol, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Dr. J., GorT, Health care, Hypertension, Mandarin, Mrs. Dr. J., Pets, Sally, The Czar of Muscovy, Volgi

In Which Dr. J. Got The Bill…

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A girl’s got to make a living… If you recall, Dr. J. discussed with frustration that there isn’t a good alternative to the ER if a patient needs to get tanked up with IV fluids due to a GI bug. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Mrs. Dr. J., ObamaCare

Healthcare delivery needs to be easier!

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Mrs. Dr. J. was battling a GI bug for the better part of last week. By Thursday she was so rundown, and felt sufficiently weak that after discussing her symptoms with her PCP by phone, it was decided … Continue reading →

Posted in Mrs. Dr. J., ObamaCare

Mailbag: Tony Edition

The Gormogons Posted on February 12, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Tony’s just ain’t the Tony’s without Bernadette Peters! The Royal Exchequer writes Dr. J. regarding his celebrity polemic: Dr.:  The town I live in had two television channels when I was a kid. Today, 50 years later, we would … Continue reading →

Posted in Berrnadette Peters, Broadway, Mrs. Dr. J., Tony Award

A time of reflection…

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Congratulations Kelly! Next time we see you at the local Mexican joint, Clan J. will pick up the tab! Rx- Mrs. Dr. J. and Lil Resident are watching the Grammys, Lil Medstudent’s watching TMNT. I think I’ll read a book.— … Continue reading →

Posted in Benedict XVI, C.S. Lewis, Celebrities, Dance, Grammys, Kelly Clarkson, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., New Atlantis, Popetirement

Dr. J. likes French Fries

The Gormogons Posted on November 29, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. really needs to get back to work. McDonald’s fries went downhill when they moved to Canola Oil That being said, he loves French Fries. Mrs. Dr. J. prefers he order the fruit kebab poolside at New Atlantis Country … Continue reading →

Posted in French Fries, Mrs. Dr. J., New Atlantis, Philadelphia

BHO – From Desperate to Desperate-er

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Photo by John Hart – State Journal Mrs. Dr. J. was disturbed by President Obama’s suggestion over the weekend that voting is the best revenge. “Against who? Against what?” she asked. “He’s the President? What kind of revenge is he … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Bruce Springsteen, Mrs. Dr. J., New Jersey, Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Obama Amateur Hour

Introducing Lady J.

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Czar loves puppies…Dr. J. is sure he’s coveting… Dr. J. has been up to his eyeballs this week. On Sunday, we added a new member to the J. Clan. Namely Lady J. Lady J. is a Cavalier King Charles … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lady J., Mrs. Dr. J., New Atlantis, Puppies, The Czar of Muscovy

Dr. J.’s Debate Post-Mortem

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

See, Biden was such a compelling clown last night that even Dr. J. is leading off with a Biden picture. Unlike The Czar and ‘Puter, Dr. J.’s approach to the debate was more like Joe Sixpack’s. The debate was background … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Avengers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Czar of Muscovy, Vice Presidential Debate

Mrs. Dr. J. Explains it All…

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For those not getting the reference, there was this show called Clarissa Explains It All with Melissa Joan Hart… Mrs. Dr. J. is getting geared up for the November election. She bought signs supporting the GOP state senate candidate, 5th … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Mrs. Dr. J., Shameless Romney 2012ing

An Actual Spider-Man Review

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. took in the Amazing Spider-Man with Clan J. and the Lil Med-Student’s wacky sidekick who, unbeknown to us took in the movie a few days prior and proceeded to inform Dr. J. and the Lil MedStudent about everything … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., The Amazing Spider-Man, The Czar of Muscovy, This movie really sucks

In Which The Lil Resident Stands Her Ground…

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Kids fight. Sometimes it’s a fist fight, and sometimes it’s an argument. Last Friday, the Lil Resident related a tale of an argument she had with Lady Jaye, one of her athletically inclined classmates at the Jedi Academy. “So, Lady … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullies, Dance, Dr. J., Jedis, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J.

How Things Work – Capitalism Edition

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Mrs. Dr. J. and the Lil Resident, especially, love shoes. One of the brands popular with the Lil Resident, and a number of the young ladies at the Jedi Academy, the other independent schools in New Atlantis, and New Atlantis … Continue reading →

Posted in Capitalism, Charity, Dr. J., Fashion, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Shoes

At the Movies with the J Clan

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J., Mrs. Dr. J., the Lil Resident and Lil Med Student took in the Avengers at the local theatre on Sunday after mass. Dr. J. was looking forward to this movie for quite some time. He was not disappointed. … Continue reading →

Posted in Avengers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, This movie really sucks, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

In which the Lil Resident goes undiagnosed…

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yesterday, Dr. J. discussed three types of doctors. Brilliant doctors with a brilliant bedside manner, brilliant doctors with a less than stellar bedside manner and not so brilliant doctors with a stellar bedside manner. What Dr. J. did not discuss … Continue reading →

Posted in Bayes Theorem, Bronies, Dr. J., Eleventy, Health care, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Math class is hard, Mrs. Dr. J., My Little Pony, Sith Lord

Leaving on a Submarine…

The Gormogons Posted on March 17, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. and the J. Clan is leaving today for one week in the Old Country…  See you when we get back, and Jar Jar, don’t hand over the keys to the Republic while I’m gone… Dr. J.

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Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Spring Break, Vacations

Not only is there more real unemployment…

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…there is also more real inflation. Dr. J.’s felt it in his wallet, but he’s thought himself paranoid, more than anything else. But his grocery bills, price at the pump (21 gallons of regular for his Star Destroyer, and 12 … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Economic policy, Generations, Inflation, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Mrs. Dr. J., The Obama Amateur Hour, Unemployment

Movie Re-review: The Phantom Menace in 3D

The Gormogons Posted on February 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The J. clan took in the 4:00 showing of The Phantom Menace in 3D at the New Atlantis Googleplex yesterday. Go ahead, openly mock, you know the consequences. Why did we fork over $51.50 go see what is considered a … Continue reading →

Posted in 3D, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Star Wars, This movie really sucks

Rock, Paper, Scissors, PRIMARY!

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. and Mrs. Dr. J. were having their morning at 0:Dark:45 yesterday morning, enjoying a little Fox and Friends before waking the Lil Resident and Lil Med Student for classes at the New Atlantis Jedi Academy. Rick … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Dr. J., Games People Play, Mrs. Dr. J., Politics, Republicans, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Bag Taxes Promote Prostitution – MoCo Politicians Hate Women

The Gormogons Posted on January 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In an homage to our !!!1!E1@VENtY!1!!1!! screaming friends on the left, Dr. J. drafts the above headline. Mrs. Dr. J. is a wonderful and charitable woman. Recently, a new charity came on her radar. The name of the organization was … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Dr. J., GorT, Mrs. Dr. J., Prostitution, Recycling

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