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Gormogons’ Summer Vacation: Days 3-5

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Day 3: New York GorT didn’t take a lot of notes in the travelog for New York.  Largely because we were having fun during Day 3 in ‘Puter’s backyard touring around upstate NY.  So see here and here for details … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Summer Vacation, Massachusetts, New York

In Which ‘Puter Rantily Bludgeons NYT’s Editors For A Most Stunning Display Of Dipshittery, Student Loan Edition

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)learned all she needed to know abouteconomic theory selling tax-free boozeand cigarettes on The Rez.Sen. Warren also claims to have watchedaghast as Gen. Whitside slaughtered herpeople at Wounded Knee Creek in 1890. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s your … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bailout, Banking, Economic policy, Economics, Education, Gubbamint, Liberal Idiots, Massachusetts, New York Times - NYT, Rant, The Czar of Muscovy

Teh Stoopid, It Hurts: Democrats and Student Loans Edition, Part 3.14

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter and Czar frequently rail against government backed student loans, bitching loudly and lengthily at all who will listen. Czar posted about the issue three days ago, and ‘Puter presciently posted on student loans nearly three years ago, on December … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, College, Commercial Lending, Democrats, Finance, Financial Industry, Government Control, Massachusetts, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Stupidity, Subprime Lending

Ipswich: Where No One Is Smart Enough

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A middle school principal in Ipswich, Massachusetts, has elected to cancel the honors students’s induction ceremony because it makes the other kids—who didn’t get good grades—feel bad. No, of course this is real. Instead, they will be honored during an … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Massachusetts, Progressives, Stupid People, Teachers, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

In Which the Czar Muses

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Two probably unrelated political thoughts. First, this Elizabeth Warren nonsense. The Czar understands that Massachusetts voters don’t seem to care that she may or may not have Cherokee ancestry: they seem to be zeroing in on whether she can do … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Massachusetts, Veepstakes, Vice Presidential Debate

Gone Fishing…

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Here is another outrageous example of government regulation stifling economic growth (h/t Drudge, of course). The short version is that a commercial fisherman from New Bedford, in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts caught an 881 pound bluefin tuna in his … Continue reading →

Posted in Aquaman, Fishing, Massachusetts, NOAA, One Term President, Regulations

When The Screwers Get Screwed

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Democrats in Massachusetts voted overwhelmingly to deny future collective bargaining by police, fire, teachers, and other public sector unions. Thus spake local AFL-CIO president Robert “Robber&#148 Haynes: It’s pretty stunning. . . . These are the same Democrats that all … Continue reading →

Posted in Massachusetts, Unions

We hardly knew ye. Nice Olympics, though. Thanks for that.

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 22, 2010

Farewell, Mitt. As they cast the 216th vote last night, Nancy Pelosi and her minions also smashed Mitt Romney’s presidential ambitions. There is literally no substantial difference between Obamacare and Romneycare. The fundamentals are exactly the same: an individual mandate … Continue reading →

Posted in Massachusetts, Mitt Romney, Socialized Medicine

Jody Bottum brings the smart…

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 20, 2010

…over at First Things. I think these are pretty good points, though he should mention that the Massachusetts Democrats’ changing the rules for appointing successors came back and bit them in the ass. But Kennedy was the key. As a … Continue reading →

Posted in Massachusetts

Der Kennedymandatuntergang

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 20, 2010

Wow, Jonah was right on that whole liberal-fascist thing. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Adolph Hitler, Humor, Liberal Fascism, Massachusetts

Coakley…wow, she’s a bad candidate.

The Gormogons Posted on January 16, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 16, 2010

Czar, I don’t think she needs the President to lose it for her. She’s doing wonderfully on her own. Via the Corner. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Massachusetts

It’s rationing!

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 6, 2009

This is cute: Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Georgia (Peachy), Massachusetts, Socialized Medicine

Gay Marriage, Hello Kitty Style

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 13, 2009

Good to see Massachusetts lesbians are availing themselves of all the privileges of marriage. Like attempting to forcibly inseminate your wife with your brother’s semen. Hope no one is eating lunch. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Marriage, Hello Kitty, Lesbians, Massachusetts

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