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In Which Dr. J. Has An Opposing Point of View OR The Subversive Oscars

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. typically walks in lock step with GorT on most issues, especially the mocking of self-important left wing celebrities who support causes that either offend the sensibilities of (e.g. Planned Parenthood), or by effect keep the regular folk down … Continue reading →

Posted in Disney, Dr. J. Style, Ellen, Frozen, Hollywood conservatives, Idina Menzel, Jared Leto, Let It Go, Lil Resident, Oscars, Progressives, The Czar

The Iron Bowl Finish – WOW!

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. lives with an Alabama fan (the Lil Medstudent) and an Auburn fan (the Lil Resident). Dr. J. and Mrs. Dr. J. tend to root for the nearest SEC team to New Atlantis, or our host’s team, just to … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Auburn, Iron Ball, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Talkin' Football

Day Of The Pony or TWO REVIEWS

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This will make sense if you watched the Day of the Doctor Gentle Readers, This contains spoilers, but as it is after the 48 hour embargo period, Dr. J. decided to start off with spoiler free reviews then delve into … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Science Fiction, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

STEM – . Bene Gesserit Style

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. hopes you will forgive his lack of posts of late. He has been on the inpatient ICU and consult services and balancing that with a number of parental obligations at the Jedi Academy and Bene Gesserit … Continue reading →

Posted in Bene Gesserit, Dr. J., Education, Lil Resident, Saturday Night, STEM

Academic anti-aircraft OR Tell Me of the #Spawaters of Your Homeworld, Usul

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s seeing a new trend in elementary and intermediate education at independent schools, and it is not what you would expect. It was ‘Meet the Witches Night’ at the New Atlantis Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse last night, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Archivist, Bene Gesserit, Education, Jedi Academy, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident

In which Dr. J. goes Galt

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Class warfare, Marxist policies and economic slut shaming have their consequences. Hurting the big guy hurts the little guys faster and harder. Gentle Readers, Dr. and Mrs. Dr. J. recently had a budgetary summit as money has grown tight over … Continue reading →

Posted in Bane, Dr. J., Energy, Gasoline Prices, John Galt, Lil Resident, microeconomics, Mrs. Dr. J., Not Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Dying to Reply

The Gormogons Posted on May 20, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Ewoks, it’s what’s for dinner… Operative BAMF writes: Dr J.  While I agree that it is right to wish for the conversion and redemption of Dr. Gosnell I also feel that the death penalty is the best way to accomplish … Continue reading →

Posted in Death Penalty, Lil Resident, Mailbag

Our Lil Obama’s Growing Up?

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was reflecting on the approach that President Obama’s been taking with the public in his second term rather than his first term. During the first term, and on some issues in the second term, he reminds Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Dr. J. Style, Dune, Freedom, Ice Cream, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour

GET…OUT…OF…MY…MIND!

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Ever get a song stuck in your head, and not be able to get rid of it? Well, Dr. J.’s buddy Jamie Jeffords, at the Eye of Polyphemus, while recovering from his most recent brush with death by colon perforation … Continue reading →

Posted in #FORWARD, Dr. J., Dune, Eye of Polyphemus, Lil Resident, Phonetics, Three Stooges

Which witch is the Lil Resident?

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Fear not only leads to anger. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration… There were tidings of great joy yesterday in the halls of J. Abbey.  March 2nd is independent school D-Day in New Atlantis and the Lil Resident’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Bene Gesserit, Education, Jedi Academy, Lil Resident, Yoda

The Sequester Fairy

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Sequester Fairy brings presents to good little boys and girls, just hope you don’t get a puzzle or model set from her… J. Abbey is host to an infestation of all sorts of faeries, leprechauns, elves and sprites. Neither … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, bacon, Fairies, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Sequestration

A time of reflection…

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Congratulations Kelly! Next time we see you at the local Mexican joint, Clan J. will pick up the tab! Rx- Mrs. Dr. J. and Lil Resident are watching the Grammys, Lil Medstudent’s watching TMNT. I think I’ll read a book.— … Continue reading →

Posted in Benedict XVI, C.S. Lewis, Celebrities, Dance, Grammys, Kelly Clarkson, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., New Atlantis, Popetirement

And the Oscar goes to…

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Nooooooooooo! Annie Hall won? Seriously?  Gentle Readers, Dr. J. and Clan J. loves going to the movies. Consequently, Dr. J. loves to make his Oscar predictions. He doesn’t watch the Oscars because he finds celebrity self-congradulatory adulation ponderous. He does … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Dr. J., Hollywood, Lil Resident, Musicals, Oscars, Star Wars

The Ponies Have Returned

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Our AT&T U-Verse Box, programmed by the Lil Resident to record new episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, delivered the one hour premier to our bin on Saturday. There were squeals of delight as we watched the premiere … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Dr. J., Lil Resident, My Little Pony

Dr. J.’s Debate Post-Mortem

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

See, Biden was such a compelling clown last night that even Dr. J. is leading off with a Biden picture. Unlike The Czar and ‘Puter, Dr. J.’s approach to the debate was more like Joe Sixpack’s. The debate was background … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Avengers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Czar of Muscovy, Vice Presidential Debate

An Open Letter to the Undecided 15%

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Are you spending my future away, Master Progressive? Gentle Readers, Please pass this on to your undecided compatriots. About 15% of the electorate is still malleable. Despite a belief to the contrary, the middle-class and lower-upper class aren’t just about … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Free Market Economy, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, ObamaCare, Taxes

That’s Captain Resident to you…

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Are you dancing your way back to me, Master Jedi? Dr. J. would like to wish The Czar and the Цесаревич hearty congratulations for the Цесаревич’s essay contest win. But The Czar isn’t the only Brag Hag amongst the Gormogons. In addition to ‘Puter, … Continue reading →

Posted in Dance, Dr. J., Lil Resident, Sith Lord, Work

Tauntaun Meat, It’s What’s For Dinner…

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

2-1B is more than a medical droid, he does much of Dr. J.’s butchering and  other mundane culinary prep work on the weekends. The Lil Medstudent was enjoying a plate of bacon for breakfast before heading off to the Jedi … Continue reading →

Posted in Breakfast, Death Star, Humor, Jedis, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Star Wars

The Greatest Advance In Medicine

The Gormogons Posted on August 17, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Always two there are, a master and an apprentice… Gentle Readers, After Dr. J. posts this, he is off to attend a memorial of a late, great senior colleague, emeritus, Dr. B. Dr. J. has known Dr. B. since Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Lil Resident, Medical Education, Medicine, Memorial, Mentors, Minions

Second Place is First Loser: or Hope for the Next Generation

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. had the same look on his face on a rainy November Saturday in fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh grade… Dr. J. played recreational soccer growing up. After an undefeated inaugural season, followed by an ever-defeated second season, Papa … Continue reading →

Posted in american exceptionalism, Gymnastics, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, McKayla Maroney, Olympics, Papa J., Sports

An Actual Spider-Man Review

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. took in the Amazing Spider-Man with Clan J. and the Lil Med-Student’s wacky sidekick who, unbeknown to us took in the movie a few days prior and proceeded to inform Dr. J. and the Lil MedStudent about everything … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., The Amazing Spider-Man, The Czar of Muscovy, This movie really sucks

On The Road Again…

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Are you threatening me, master choreographer? It’s that time of year again… The Lil Resident is heading to the Palmetto State for a national dance tournament. She and her team are defending their title from last year. Clan J. is … Continue reading →

Posted in Dance, Dr. J., Lil Resident, South Carolina

Common Ground – Avengers and Ponies!!?!?

The Gormogons Posted on June 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Wrong, so very wrong… The Tony Stark/Pinkie Pie comparison is disturbingly spot on. h/t My Little Brony Dr. J.

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Posted in Avengers, Bronies, Humor, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Nerds, Norse Mythology, Samuel L. Jackson

In Which The Lil Resident Stands Her Ground…

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Kids fight. Sometimes it’s a fist fight, and sometimes it’s an argument. Last Friday, the Lil Resident related a tale of an argument she had with Lady Jaye, one of her athletically inclined classmates at the Jedi Academy. “So, Lady … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullies, Dance, Dr. J., Jedis, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J.

How Things Work – Capitalism Edition

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Mrs. Dr. J. and the Lil Resident, especially, love shoes. One of the brands popular with the Lil Resident, and a number of the young ladies at the Jedi Academy, the other independent schools in New Atlantis, and New Atlantis … Continue reading →

Posted in Capitalism, Charity, Dr. J., Fashion, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Shoes

At the Movies with the J Clan

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J., Mrs. Dr. J., the Lil Resident and Lil Med Student took in the Avengers at the local theatre on Sunday after mass. Dr. J. was looking forward to this movie for quite some time. He was not disappointed. … Continue reading →

Posted in Avengers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, This movie really sucks, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

#Mayday #OWS style versus #onepercent style

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For those of you wondering why the hashtags all of a sudden, Dr. J. and GorT are doing a secret SPAMtastic experiment on Twitter. For those of you with a pulse, you know that today is May Day. Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, cancer, Charity, Communist Sympathizers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, May Day, Occupy Wall Street, Progressives

#IfIWantedAmericaToFail – I’d insure that our kids couldn’t feed themselves…

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Apparently the Obama administration wishes to revise child labor regs such that children under 18 are restricted as to what activities they may participate in on their parents’ farms. That being said, a couple of blog posts by Rachel Campos-Duffy … Continue reading →

Posted in Animal Husbandry, Big Government, Dr. J., Farmers, Government Control, Gun Ownership, I want my MTV, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, North Korea, Rachel Campos-Duffy, Real World, Sarah Palin, The Obama Amateur Hour

In which the Lil Resident goes undiagnosed…

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yesterday, Dr. J. discussed three types of doctors. Brilliant doctors with a brilliant bedside manner, brilliant doctors with a less than stellar bedside manner and not so brilliant doctors with a stellar bedside manner. What Dr. J. did not discuss … Continue reading →

Posted in Bayes Theorem, Bronies, Dr. J., Eleventy, Health care, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Math class is hard, Mrs. Dr. J., My Little Pony, Sith Lord

In which the Lil Resident learns the difference between Religious Freedom and Freedom of Worship…

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Lil Resident was asking Dr. J. this morning about what was going on on the news on the radio, as Cardinal Dolan’s visit to ‘The No Spin Zone‘ She was asking what was going on that he was talking … Continue reading →

Posted in Freedom, Lil Resident, The Obama Amateur Hour, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Leaving on a Submarine…

The Gormogons Posted on March 17, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. and the J. Clan is leaving today for one week in the Old Country…  See you when we get back, and Jar Jar, don’t hand over the keys to the Republic while I’m gone… Dr. J.

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Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Spring Break, Vacations

What the Easter Bunny’s bringing the Lil Resident and Lil Med Student…

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Chocothulu! The candy that devours you back! Get them before they sink back down to the bottom of the ocean! Available in Green, Milk and most appropriately, Dark Chocolate. Dr. J.

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Posted in Easter, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident

Movie Re-review: The Phantom Menace in 3D

The Gormogons Posted on February 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The J. clan took in the 4:00 showing of The Phantom Menace in 3D at the New Atlantis Googleplex yesterday. Go ahead, openly mock, you know the consequences. Why did we fork over $51.50 go see what is considered a … Continue reading →

Posted in 3D, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Star Wars, This movie really sucks

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