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An Open Letter to Referees…

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Let the kids play, and call the games straight Gentle Readers, Dr. J. always believed that referees are best not noticed. Invisibility correlates with quality officiating, especially in high stakes settings. There are two example that he would like to … Continue reading →

Posted in Basketball, Hockey, Liberal Fascism, Lil Medstudent, Olympics, The Obama Amateur Hour

The All Father Knows When You Are Sleeping…

The Gormogons Posted on December 16, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Eric Brown, came up with this nifty compare and contrast between Odin and Santa. The evidence does not have the same weight as the Amazon as front for the North Pole conspiracy, but it is compelling, nonetheless. The Lil Medstudent … Continue reading →

Posted in Lil Medstudent, Merry Christmas, Norse Mythology, Odin, Santa Claus

Religious Freedom: A Reminder

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

As with Loki, the smile only takes the Lil Medstudent so far at school and nowhere with the family. Dr. J.’s busy with being on the consultation service in the hospital this week and last, and dealing with the Lil … Continue reading →

Posted in Lil Medstudent, ObamaCare, Religion, Religious Freedom

The Iron Bowl Finish – WOW!

The Gormogons Posted on December 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. lives with an Alabama fan (the Lil Medstudent) and an Auburn fan (the Lil Resident). Dr. J. and Mrs. Dr. J. tend to root for the nearest SEC team to New Atlantis, or our host’s team, just to … Continue reading →

Posted in Alabama, Auburn, Iron Ball, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Talkin' Football

From the Gormogallery of Fine Art

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Sun of Toasts, No. 2 Medium – Cinnamon Toast Crusts, Ceramic and StoneArtist – The Lil Medstudent Dr. J.

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Posted in Art, Breakfast, Lil Medstudent

Academic anti-aircraft OR Tell Me of the #Spawaters of Your Homeworld, Usul

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s seeing a new trend in elementary and intermediate education at independent schools, and it is not what you would expect. It was ‘Meet the Witches Night’ at the New Atlantis Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse last night, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Archivist, Bene Gesserit, Education, Jedi Academy, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident

This Week’s Liturgical Music with Dr. J.

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. can’t comment on liturgical music at mass this week…we bagged mass as we were wiped out from camping on the driving range this weekend. Where the f@¢# is Dr. J. and that Lil Medstudent who can’t sit still? … Continue reading →

Posted in Benedict XVI, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Liturgical music, Sin, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Our Lil Obama’s Growing Up?

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was reflecting on the approach that President Obama’s been taking with the public in his second term rather than his first term. During the first term, and on some issues in the second term, he reminds Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Dr. J. Style, Dune, Freedom, Ice Cream, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Sequester Fairy

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Sequester Fairy brings presents to good little boys and girls, just hope you don’t get a puzzle or model set from her… J. Abbey is host to an infestation of all sorts of faeries, leprechauns, elves and sprites. Neither … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, bacon, Fairies, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Sequestration

In Which Dr. J. Employs the Jedi Mind Trick

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Autumn Fairy turns fallen leaves into Advent Calendars for GoodLil Residents and Medstudents… It’s Christmas time holiday shoppers, and while Mrs. Dr. J., the Lil Resident and Lil Medstudent were at the nearby big box pet-store attending puppy school … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Fairies, Haggling, Lego, Lil Medstudent, Negotiations, Toys

Dr. J.’s Debate Post-Mortem

The Gormogons Posted on October 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

See, Biden was such a compelling clown last night that even Dr. J. is leading off with a Biden picture. Unlike The Czar and ‘Puter, Dr. J.’s approach to the debate was more like Joe Sixpack’s. The debate was background … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Avengers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Shameless Romney 2012ing, The Czar of Muscovy, Vice Presidential Debate

An Open Letter to the Undecided 15%

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Are you spending my future away, Master Progressive? Gentle Readers, Please pass this on to your undecided compatriots. About 15% of the electorate is still malleable. Despite a belief to the contrary, the middle-class and lower-upper class aren’t just about … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Free Market Economy, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, ObamaCare, Taxes

Tauntaun Meat, It’s What’s For Dinner…

The Gormogons Posted on August 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

2-1B is more than a medical droid, he does much of Dr. J.’s butchering and  other mundane culinary prep work on the weekends. The Lil Medstudent was enjoying a plate of bacon for breakfast before heading off to the Jedi … Continue reading →

Posted in Breakfast, Death Star, Humor, Jedis, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Star Wars

Party Mutant’s in the House Tonight…

The Gormogons Posted on August 7, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Party Rock Anthem is one of the Lil Medstudent’s favorite songs. When Dr. J. saw this on spooky witchy FB friend’s page today, he just had to share it with you: For those not familiar with the X-Men, this is … Continue reading →

Posted in Comic Books, Hip Hop, Lil Medstudent, Music

Second Place is First Loser: or Hope for the Next Generation

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. had the same look on his face on a rainy November Saturday in fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh grade… Dr. J. played recreational soccer growing up. After an undefeated inaugural season, followed by an ever-defeated second season, Papa … Continue reading →

Posted in american exceptionalism, Gymnastics, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, McKayla Maroney, Olympics, Papa J., Sports

An Actual Spider-Man Review

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. took in the Amazing Spider-Man with Clan J. and the Lil Med-Student’s wacky sidekick who, unbeknown to us took in the movie a few days prior and proceeded to inform Dr. J. and the Lil MedStudent about everything … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., The Amazing Spider-Man, The Czar of Muscovy, This movie really sucks

At the Movies with the J Clan

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J., Mrs. Dr. J., the Lil Resident and Lil Med Student took in the Avengers at the local theatre on Sunday after mass. Dr. J. was looking forward to this movie for quite some time. He was not disappointed. … Continue reading →

Posted in Avengers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, This movie really sucks, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

#Mayday #OWS style versus #onepercent style

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

For those of you wondering why the hashtags all of a sudden, Dr. J. and GorT are doing a secret SPAMtastic experiment on Twitter. For those of you with a pulse, you know that today is May Day. Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, cancer, Charity, Communist Sympathizers, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, May Day, Occupy Wall Street, Progressives

#IfIWantedAmericaToFail – I’d insure that our kids couldn’t feed themselves…

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Apparently the Obama administration wishes to revise child labor regs such that children under 18 are restricted as to what activities they may participate in on their parents’ farms. That being said, a couple of blog posts by Rachel Campos-Duffy … Continue reading →

Posted in Animal Husbandry, Big Government, Dr. J., Farmers, Government Control, Gun Ownership, I want my MTV, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, North Korea, Rachel Campos-Duffy, Real World, Sarah Palin, The Obama Amateur Hour

Better than Battleship the Movie?!?!?

The Gormogons Posted on April 24, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Lil Med Student loved the game…and can’t wait for the big screen presentation. Dr. J.

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Posted in Battleship, Dr. J., Humor, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Lil Medstudent, This movie really sucks

Morning Dance Break

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Lil Med Student’s favorite song, and one of his favorite genres all mashed up into one You Tube video.   h/t The Daily What Dr. J.

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Posted in Ballroom Dancing, Hip Hop, Lil Medstudent, Star Wars

In which the Lil Resident goes undiagnosed…

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yesterday, Dr. J. discussed three types of doctors. Brilliant doctors with a brilliant bedside manner, brilliant doctors with a less than stellar bedside manner and not so brilliant doctors with a stellar bedside manner. What Dr. J. did not discuss … Continue reading →

Posted in Bayes Theorem, Bronies, Dr. J., Eleventy, Health care, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Math class is hard, Mrs. Dr. J., My Little Pony, Sith Lord

A strike for a strike and a ball for a ball…

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Lil Med Student had his first baseball game (if that’s what you want to call it) this weekend. He was 2 for 2 at the plate (without using the tee), with 2 runs and an RBI. Defensively, he scooped up … Continue reading →

Posted in All Your Base Are Belong To Us, Dr. J., Kids These Days, Lil Medstudent, Sports, Talkin' Baseball

Leaving on a Submarine…

The Gormogons Posted on March 17, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. and the J. Clan is leaving today for one week in the Old Country…  See you when we get back, and Jar Jar, don’t hand over the keys to the Republic while I’m gone… Dr. J.

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Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Spring Break, Vacations

What the Easter Bunny’s bringing the Lil Resident and Lil Med Student…

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Chocothulu! The candy that devours you back! Get them before they sink back down to the bottom of the ocean! Available in Green, Milk and most appropriately, Dark Chocolate. Dr. J.

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Posted in Easter, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident

What the Hell is the Meat Planet?

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. and the Lil Med Students were building a new Lego set on Monday. It was the escape pod that C3PO and R2D2 used to flee the Tantive IV at the beginning of Star Wars (Episode IV). So when … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Lil Medstudent, Out of the mouth of babes, Star Wars

Star Wars: Episode 1 – Now with more Menace

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has had a crazy weekend. Lil Med Student sustained a concussion food shopping with Dr. J. For parents out there, a real-life version of Shopping Cart Hero is not a good idea. Dr. J. appreciates all of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Star Wars, This movie really sucks

Movie Re-review: The Phantom Menace in 3D

The Gormogons Posted on February 12, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The J. clan took in the 4:00 showing of The Phantom Menace in 3D at the New Atlantis Googleplex yesterday. Go ahead, openly mock, you know the consequences. Why did we fork over $51.50 go see what is considered a … Continue reading →

Posted in 3D, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Mrs. Dr. J., Star Wars, This movie really sucks

Who is smarter, a Hollywood actress or a wee tot?

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

You may recall the Lil Medstudent and Dr. J. were reading Norse mythology this summer. Ragnarokk ended the tale of the Norse Gods with a neat little bow. He insisted on seeing the picture of Odin riding into Fenris’s mouth … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Nerds, Norse Mythology

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