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Putting Things in Perspective

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2015 by GorTFebruary 23, 2015

It’s always worth having the context and measure of reality.  Collecting a few numbers and statistics really can provide this.  I give you an interesting take on police incidents:   GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who … Continue reading →

Posted in Lies Damned Lies and Statistics

Weasel Polls

The Gormogons Posted on February 23, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And now, our question of the day: Most dread, awful and snowbound Czar: I’m taking a rest from any strident advocacy of causes for a moment. I still intend to maintain my pastime of firing homing torpedoes of truth into … Continue reading →

Posted in Island Dweller, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, Polls

Democrats Lying to Women Voters Again

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

President Obama has announced the launch of a Federal task force to combat sexual violence against women students. in other words, this is a group being hired at great taxpayer expense to solve a non-federal problem. Because Obama is growing … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Math class is hard, Sexual Predators, Voting, Women

No Way to Defend Obamacare Numbers

The Gormogons Posted on January 14, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Perhaps you heard that over 2 million people have participated in Obamacare since October. This has been a major story on many Obama-friendly news outlets, as they celebrate how wrong conservatives were to celebrate the broken website issue in October. … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Math class is hard, Obama Administration, ObamaCare

Obamacare: Another Way of Seeing Its Unpopularity

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So after about 45 days, something less than 50,000 people have actually signed up for Obamacare. Wasn’t it supposed to be 30 million? And then 300 million? Oh, and it turns out this number may include people who simply went … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, ObamaCare

It’s the end of the world as we know it…

The Gormogons Posted on February 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Last Judgement by Gislebertus. Note, no sequestration anywhere on the tympanum… …and  I feel fine. Dr. J. was reflecting on the sequester this morning. The sequester does not even result in real spending cuts, but like everything called a … Continue reading →

Posted in Deficit, Federal Budget, Home Economics, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Republicans, Sequestration, The Obama Amateur Hour

Where the fans are…

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. saw this link a few days ago but wanted to post it today, for Super Bowl Sunday. Your Gormogons have Bears, Redskins, and Eagles fans in their ranks. Football is not the official sport of the Gormogons, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Beer, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Math class is hard, Soda, Talkin' Football

Hey Big Spender

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

A friend on Facebook posted a link and comment on how people shouldn’t forget that Obama is the “smallest government spender” when it comes to the federal government.  After debunking it with a few facts, the post was removed.  Interesting. … Continue reading →

Posted in Federal Budget, Government spending, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, The Obama Amateur Hour

Disturbing Stats

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Fantastic work by GorT on the statistical analysis of our writings. The Czar is bemused when looking at his own word cloud that “DON” appears there in the far right. To wear? A mafia figurehead? A Spanish lord? Ameche? Curious, … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, GorT, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Gormogon Stats

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT loves him some math and statistics.  So I felt it was time to run the numbers on our corner of the internet here.  The numbers are based on a snapshot of the blog from a few days ago.  I … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Gormogonica, GorT, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin, Volgi (pronounced Volgi)

Do You Have A Green Job?

The Gormogons Posted on June 8, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

You might be surprised to find out, you do.  Something to keep in mind when the Obama Administration touts all the “green jobs” that it has “created or saved” is how the Obama Administration is defining “green jobs”.  For example, … Continue reading →

Posted in Green Energy, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, The Obama Amateur Hour

Let slip the dogs of war…

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, with Rick Santorum’s departure from the GOP race, Republicans are beginning to coalesce around Mitt Romney. And President Obama’s campaign has set its targets on him as well: Can we say ‘set its targets’? Well we did anyway … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Afghanistan, Friend of Gormogons, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Medicare, ObamaCare, Planned Parenthood, The Obama Amateur Hour

Not only is there more real unemployment…

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…there is also more real inflation. Dr. J.’s felt it in his wallet, but he’s thought himself paranoid, more than anything else. But his grocery bills, price at the pump (21 gallons of regular for his Star Destroyer, and 12 … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Economic policy, Generations, Inflation, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Mrs. Dr. J., The Obama Amateur Hour, Unemployment

Lies, damned lies and Facebook…

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. is letting everyone else do his work for him today, as he has a crazy day at work. This, however caught his eye, and as such he recommends reading it, if only because the first graph was being … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Deficit, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, National Debt, Republicans, The Obama Amateur Hour

Don’t get cocky…

The Gormogons Posted on February 1, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Remember boxing great Cassius Clay? Dr. J. does. He often used a technique called the ‘Rope-a-Dope’ where he was able to sustain blow after blow from his opponent, and when his opponent was sufficiently worn out, Mr. Clay would kick … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Ann Coulter, Jen Rubin, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Obama Administration, Polls, Republicans, Super Tuesday

Beyond the numbers…

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In a CNN poll released today, 49% approve of the job President Obama is doing. This is a jump from 44% a month ago. Dr. J. from a poll methodology standpoint, the big red flag is that this looks at … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Lèse-Obamasté, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Shaved Ice

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