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LTC Dan: Stop Bickering and Start Acting

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

When LTC Dan (ret.) writes you to say decent job, well, that’s high praise indeed. The Czar is sure you hold him in the same esteem with which we do, given all he has done. The colonel says: Czar, Thank … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Election Results, Leftism, Libertarianism, Virginia, Voting

American Voters: You Suck. Here’s Why

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So it breaks down like this. The GOP, we are reassured by the media, is perilously close to splitting in two. Actually, this is ridiculously far from the truth, but there is a comment we can make about that. In … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Conservatism, Democrats, Libertarianism, Republicans, Tea Party, Voting

‘Puter’s Favorite Jesus-Themed Art

The Gormogons Posted on October 31, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter loves him some Jesus themed art, particularly where it get all altered and memed up and whatnot.  ‘Puter thought he’d share a few with you on Halloween, or as we non-pagans call it All Hallows Eve.* ‘Puter thinks this … Continue reading →

Posted in Hippies…they say they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad, Hunting, Jesus, Libertarianism, Roman Catholics, Suck It Czar

Czar’s Mom and an Angry Takedown

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar’s mother hates to visit the dacha because we make her stay in the guest room (хижины где свинья спит когда он болен, as we call it), so Sunday we went to her place. The Czar has a cousin … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Libertarianism, The Czar of Muscovy

Who Belongs To Whom?

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Bongburgher, the veritable Burgher of Bong, writes in: Your Awfulness, For the record, I do not belong to the government. My wife and children do not belong to the government. Neither do my friends, neighbors, acquaintances, nor my worst enemies…. … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Liberals, Libertarianism, Republicans

Ruminations on Romney

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With all the attention on Rick Santorum lately, Mitt Romney seems to be increasingly marginalized. But the fact is that he stands a very good chance of winning the nomination, and a reasonably good chance of being elected President. The … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Libertarianism, Mitt Romney

The Czar Reads Some Mail

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Our essay entitled “Bad Numbers for Progressives” generated two email responses. First, GD writes in with an embarrassing confession (for him, of course): Dread, awesome, etc. etc., I would propose that at least 10% in the “independent or moderate” category … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Gun control, Liberals, Libertarianism, Mailbag

Legalizing Drugs? Why the Liberals Will Betray Liberals

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar thought of something this morning, but did not spend enough time on this. In fact, just the amount of time necessary to brush one’s teeth by astonishing coincidence. But here we go. Desire for the legalization of drugs … Continue reading →

Posted in Drugs, Liberals, Libertarianism, Progressives, There's no such thing of supercar

P.J., P.J., lama sabachthana?!*

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 14, 2008

P.J. O’Rourke succumbs to despair and score-settling. His nostrums are all the tired libertarian criticisms of conservatism. Oddly for a fellow of the Cato Institute, he identifies himself as a conservative throughout, despairing at his fellow conservatives’ errors, rather than … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Conservatism, Immigration, Libertarianism, P.J. O'Rourke

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