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Lest We Not Forget

The Gormogons Posted on November 17, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

A few months ago when the Benghazi, IRS, and the Fast & Furious issues were front and center and prior to the whole PP-ACA (a/k/a Obamacare) rollout debacle, the democrats – particularly President Obama and his mouthpiece, Jay Carney, were … Continue reading →

Posted in #fail, Jobs, Jonathan Last, ObamaCare

G5 — Kind words

The Gormogons Posted on July 26, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Letters, telegrams, and Telexes (CASTLEG) of congratulations have been arriving from around the globe. A sample of those from some of our better-known open collaborators follows. Original copies of the telegrams are attached for historical interest. Apologies to future historians … Continue reading →

Posted in Adam Baldwin, Gormogonica, Jonah Goldberg, Jonathan Last, Vic Torino

Friend of the Gormos: JVL

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT is a big believer in correlated data and there are certain demographic trends that aren’t looking promising for the United States.  The one I usually cite is the population numbers by age versus investment behavior by age.  I believe … Continue reading →

Posted in Demographics, Friend of Gormogons, Jonathan Last

Mailbag – Built-in Obsolescence

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was over at Jonathan Last’s blog the other day. It is totally worth adding to your bookmarks. He discusses politics, science fiction, comics, and the decline in Western civilization that correlates with the decline in fecundity. Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Jonathan Last, This TV show really sucks, way too much technology

Sorkgasm, Sarkgasm, Sarcasm

The Gormogons Posted on June 28, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I really wasn’t planning on writing about Aaron Sorkin or “Newsroom” and all the hoopla that is surrounding it.  I could really care less – I don’t watch it and actually don’t subscribe to HBO.  It didn’t pass the cost-benefit … Continue reading →

Posted in Hollywood, Jonathan Last, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

Arrogantly and Narcissicly Humorous

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

FotG Jonathan Last posts an interesting tidbit and notes here that the comment wasn’t made off the cuff but rather was part of a prepared speech.  Big JL raises a key point: how arrogant is Obama that he would denigrate … Continue reading →

Posted in Friend of Gormogons, Jonathan Last, The Obama Amateur Hour

Déjà vu All Over Again

The Gormogons Posted on January 25, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Great bit by the RNC – amazing, one would think that the President hasn’t moved anything forward in the last year (and in some examples two years).  Oh wait…. Hat tip to Jonathan Last. Good stuff! GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall … Continue reading →

Posted in Friend of Gormogons, Jonathan Last, State of the Union, The Obama Amateur Hour

Gormogons Readers Are Kewl! Proven!

The Gormogons Posted on December 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So how popular is this site? More importantly, how cool are you for reading it? The answer is very cool. In fact, take the day off, and never be afraid to tell someone off because you read this site, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Friend of Gormogons, Gormogonica, Gormogons, Jonah Goldberg, Jonathan Last

The Me Generation President

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If you have the time, FotG Jonathan Viceroy Last has a superb analysis of President Obama’s narcissism that begs for broader promotion. And since our site averages 62 billion readers a day, this would be a great place to promote … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Friend of Gormogons, Jonathan Last, The Obama Amateur Hour

“So the Czar is a fascist?” writes a correspondent

The Gormogons Posted on June 30, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Well, no. He is a Czarist, though. The correspondent in question is not at all satisfied with the Czar’s putting the majority of the blame for Mark Fiorino’s difficulties with Philadelphia authorities at his own feet. Quoth the correspondent: I … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Jonathan Last, Law Enforcement, Second Amendment

More Guns!

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dread, ominous, invincible, etc… Please explain the quirk of Illinois voting that allows a bill to have enough votes to override a veto, but not enough votes to make it to the governor? Was it shot down in committee or … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Illinois, Jonathan Last

JVL on BHO: Today’s Must Read

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Jonathan Last (FotG) positively nails the psychology of the President. The Czar admits it: he is insanely jealous of this piece. The Czar says this because he believes whole-heartedly in the premise: that President Obama is totally in love with … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Friend of Gormogons, Jonathan Last

Last Call

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

FotG Johnathan V. Last (you know him, right?) wants the Czar to know: I am, as always, a committed fan and follower of the Gormogons. Cool, or what? Sorry, girls, he’s taken! Mr. Last will be rewarded with a continent … Continue reading →

Posted in Friend of Gormogons, Jonathan Last, Mailbag

The Gormogons’ take on La Palin’s resignation?

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 5, 2009

Ok, ok, stop asking. The Volgi’s take is this: Palin’s long suits are just ridiculous quantities of charisma and a devoted following among evangelicals, many pro-life Catholics, and a substantial group of conservative women. Unless she’s leaving Juneau one step … Continue reading →

Posted in Claire Berlinski, Jonathan Last, Margaret Thatcher, President, Sarah Palin, T.S. Eliot

For your consideration

The Gormogons Posted on January 6, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 6, 2009

Jonathan Last’s Alexandra DuPont’s Frank Miller’s Will Eisner’s Goddamn Spirit receives a nomination. Via Film Drunk. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Jonathan Last, The Goddamn Spirit, This movie really sucks

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