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Dispatches from Indiana

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar finds himself in the Crossroads State today, but no matter—your mail finds him wherever. The Retired Spook wants to add one more thing to his observations on the 2008 election: Your Czarosity; As I recall, the NYT endorsed … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chicago Political Machine, John McCain, McCain Campaign Suicide Watch, Sarah Palin

Make it rain!

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Even Monocle Guy gets into the act! Given the amount of misunderestimated inflation going on in our economy with increasing energy costs and the devaluation of the dollar through quantitative easing, the COINS act has been proposed as a way … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Gallows Humor, John McCain, Strippers

Look Who Was Asked To Dinner

The Gormogons Posted on March 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Lost in the excitement of Rand Paul’s extremist violent overthrow of the Senate the other day was The Dinner, as it is now known. Okay, okay—the Czar is aware that a lot of Tea Party Twitt’rhetoric is ripping into this … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, John McCain, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, Republicans, The Obama Amateur Hour, United States Senate

The President’s Precedents

The Gormogons Posted on March 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We have been discussing Syria lately, and conservatives seem slightly divided on whether Senator McCain is right that American intervention is required, indeed imperative. The Mandarin says no, of course, and that McCain of all people should understand the importance … Continue reading →

Posted in John McCain, Libya, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Your tax dollars at work.

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

The offices of Sens. Coburn & McCain have put out an entertaining pamphlet called Summertime Blues which lists 100 stimulus projects that seem a bit superfluous. Like: “Town Replaces New Sidewalks With Newer Sidewalks That Lead to Ditch.” Check it … Continue reading →

Posted in John McCain, Pork filled Stimulus Bill, Stimulus Package, Tom Coburn, Waste and Fraud

Political Science

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 18, 2009

Your Volgi sent us this little link, which explores why scientists hate Republicans. The Czar appreciates the assumption that it is worthless asking whether or not scientists actually do hate Republicans—by God, actually they do. The article covers the Pew … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, George W. Bush, John McCain, Politicians, Republicans, Science

McCain on Mae & Mac

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 17, 2008

Apparently John McCain has been hammering the government-backed profit machines for a while. This is promising; if he wins, it shows that he might not succumb to the usual Washington madness of re-regulation and subsidy. McCain’s not deeply versed in … Continue reading →

Posted in Fannie Mae, John McCain

Best Quote About McCain So Far This Election

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 12, 2008

And, from Canada, of all places. Yeah, there’s lots of stuff McCain can’t do, like, oh, I dunno, raise his arms. To surrender. Even if he wanted to. Which he never will. Visit Five Feet of Fury. You’ll wish you’d … Continue reading →

Posted in Canada, Five Feet of Fury, John McCain, Shaidle

It’s Official

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2008

Politics am stupid. And, for a change, much of the stupidity is coming from the Democrats. In a gaffe that a fourth grader running for class president would’ve seen coming, the Obamessiah is quoted as saying “you can put lipstick … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, John McCain, Politics, Stupidity

Still at the kids table

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by GorTAugust 29, 2008

The democrats will learn someday that being petty, complaining about everything under the sun, and labeling everyone isn’t a winning strategy. After the McCain campaign aired the congratulatory ad, the Obama camp first responded to the naming of Gov Palin … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, John McCain, Sarah Palin

The Prognosticator Does it Again

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2008 by GorTAugust 29, 2008

In two separate family discussions over the last week, GorT has put forward the idea of Sarah Palin (pictured) as the best choice for McCain’s VP. It appears this morning that it has been proven true. It is my opinion … Continue reading →

Posted in Hockey, John McCain, Politics, Sarah Palin, VP

A quarrel in a far-away country between people of whom we know nothing.

The Gormogons Posted on August 13, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 13, 2008

On NRO’s Corner, John Derbyshire argues: Either you believe the U.S.A. ought to commit — in writing — that we shall go to war on behalf of Georgia (Estonia, the Ukraine, etc.), or you believe we ought not. Precisely backwards. … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Israel, John McCain, Neville Chamberlain, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

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