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Re: Some Experience Required

The Gormogons Posted on November 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller starts our work week off with thoughts on the Obama administration. Yesterday the tin can and string telephone down here at Shangri-La connecting me to Esteemed Associate began tapping. After picking up that soup can and pulling the … Continue reading →

Posted in Guest Writer, Iran, Island Dweller, Israel, Kerry Amateur Hour, Middle East, The Obama Amateur Hour

Some Experience Required

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

While the President is furiously trying to figure out what cookies are and why his new website needs to have them deleted, our Secretary of State is ruining the entire planet. You might have missed this story even though its … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of State, Iran, Israel, Kerry Amateur Hour, Saudi Arabia, The Obama Amateur Hour

Love and Rockets

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J., as you, our gentle readers, know, is an Israel fan-boy, and as such has tremendous sympathy for the citizens of Israel as they are being bombarded by Palestinian terrorists on a daily basis. He stumbled upon this website which … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Missile defense, Palestine

Question(s) of the day

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Mandy’s favorite radio host linked to this thought provoking IDF poster on his Facebook page: Question of the day: Why is it that Israel is the only country that is pilloried for defending itself from those who would do her … Continue reading →

Posted in Glenn Beck, Hamas, Hummus, IDF, Israel, Last Tanks in Paris, London, New York, Self Defense, Sydney

Guest Post: Island Dweller on Israel Pre-Emption

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is still so irate and humorless with the electorate that he is still willing to yield the floor. Today’s essay has once again been contributed by long-time minion Island Dweller. Dread and awful Czar:Being a life member of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Guest Writer, Iran, Island Dweller, Israel, The Obama Amateur Hour

Preparing for War

The Gormogons Posted on August 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

With all the excitement in the news—whatever story floats your particular navy—one little item seems to be overlooked by most American news stories and frankly, it ought to be way more covered than Miley Cyrus cutting her hair short. And … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, War

Our Position Hasn’t Changed

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

And that’s a position of mocking the idiots of this world. And it’s been far too long since our lat mockery of White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney. Jeez, it’s must have been a week or so. Get a load … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Jay Carney, The Obama Amateur Hour

Could Israel Defeat Obama in November?

The Gormogons Posted on March 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Wow, it’s a really bad time to be President Obama, what with all these crazy decisions he made over the last three years coming back to bite him bad. He insisted that he could somehow make Iran break into a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel

Do These Jeans Make My Sperm Count Look Low…

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Running a vast world-wide conspiracy takes a lot of time and effort. It also requires that your Mandarin keep abreast of any other conspiracies that are being perpetrated by other countries or organizations. That is why your Mandarin gets extremely … Continue reading →

Posted in Baby Boomer, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Fashion, Infertility, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Israel, Zionism

Inching Closer to War

The Gormogons Posted on November 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You might have missed this, what with news that Lindsay Lohan is having trouble with Playboy and Justin Beiber and Herman Cain finding themselves in a very strange situation, but if you read way down to the bottom you might … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iran, Israel, Middle East

Most American Jews May Not Care About Israel

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Many American conservatives (Jewish and not) are puzzled by the large scale support American Jews continually offer the Democrats, when the average Democrat does his darndest to smear Israel, support groups who openly want Israel eliminated, and seek to discredit … Continue reading →

Posted in Charity, Israel, Jews, Liberals

Andrew Klavan’s one-state solution

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Ingenious! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Israel, Middle East, Religion

The Doctor Is In

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Regarding our attempt to fathom the President’s weird dissonance on Israel, the Doctor writes: Czaralicious, I liked your post. I grew up with very pro-israel Jews as friends, so I’m a bit of a Zionist. Besides I see them as … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Dr. J., Israel, The Obama Amateur Hour

Obama’s Dissonance on Israel

The Gormogons Posted on May 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The following is a subject the Czar has been struggling to understand for some time now, and no doubt (most of) you are equally puzzled. But really, what the hell is going on with the President and Israel? First, in … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Foreign Policy, Israel, Jeremiah Wright, Joe Biden, Junior Senator From Illinois, Michele Bachmann, The Obama Amateur Hour

More Mail, and Stuff For You To Read

The Gormogons Posted on April 7, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Linky-links. More from the Czar’s mailbag. First, the SundryReport discovers a press release buried by the world press, in which missing material from Washington Post’s guest editorial writer Richard Goldstone reveals further proof of his theory that Israel intentionally wages … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Mailbag, Vice Presidential Debate

Friends Like These

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The potential for radical Islamic ascendency in allied nations in the Middle East given the current protests and chaos goes without saying. The events in Egypt are more reminiscent of 1979 than 1989 despite the mainstream media’s ignorant reporting, especially … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Foreign Policy, Israel, Obama Administration, Rotasubteriation

Skeptical Takedown 2

The Gormogons Posted on February 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Have you heard about omigod the most totally awesum proof of UFOs ever? You know, that whole UFO thing that happened over the Dome of the Rock in Israelistine? That millions of people saw and now there is no denying … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Skepticism, UFOs

How StuxNet Could Work – Updated!

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Introduction The Czar is impressed with the Volgi’s story regarding the StuxNet virus, although it sounds like StuxNet is more of a trojan horse. (If readers want the best dope on high-end information security, as always your man is Borepatch … Continue reading →

Posted in Complexity, Computers, Cybersecurity, Cyberwarfare, Iran, Israel, Nukes

Have the Israelis already destroyed Iran’s nuclear-weapons program?

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

If this is true, this is an amazing, ninja move. The implications are fairly terrifying, especially if someone develops a less discriminating version. Cyber security experts say they have identified the world’s first known cyber super weapon designed specifically to … Continue reading →

Posted in Cybersecurity, Cyberwarfare, Iran, Israel, Nukes

Why the “nakba” narrative is the main impediment to Arab-Israeli peace

The Gormogons Posted on July 29, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Nor will the facts about 1948 impress the European and American leftists who are part of the international Nakba coalition. The Nakba narrative of Zionism as a movement of white colonial oppressors victimizing innocent Palestinians is strengthened by radical modes … Continue reading →

Posted in History, Israel, Middle East, Palestine, Palestinians, Revisionist History

More Despicable UN Hypocrisy

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

FotG Jonah Goldberg has it exactly right when he explains what the Israeli blockade is really about and what it truly symbolizes. Better still, he asks some tough questions: if the UN is so pissed off about Israel’s collective punishment … Continue reading →

Posted in Hamas, Israel, Jonah Goldberg, United Nations

FFPE writ small, re: Israel

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

David Frum on the Left’s view of Israel. You will perhaps recall this as pretty much the definition of the Fallacy of Foreign-Policy Egocentrism and your Volgi’s railing against it. For those who came in late, the Fallacy of Foreign-Policy … Continue reading →

Posted in David Frum, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, Israel

The Czar & the Jews (Oy!)

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 24, 2010

One always hesitates to disagree with the Czar, but the fact is while Jews vote the way they want, they overwhelmingly want to vote for Democrats. Jews have voted in overwhelming numbers for the Democratic candidate since the Progressive Era … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Israel, Jews, Republicans

Bad Rachael good!

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 15, 2010

The parallelism, excellent! We’ll pull out of Iraq, soon and responsibly (is there any other way?); also, we’ll close our eyes and click our heels together three times and wish upon a star over and over again until Israelis and … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Burma (not "Myanmar" dammit), China, Cuba, Diplomacy, Iran, Islam, Israel, The Obama Amateur Hour

Another Domino Is Set

The Gormogons Posted on February 1, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 1, 2010

The Mandarin and the Czar had dinner at an undisclosed location with an undisclosed member of the armed forces. Which branch? Undisclosed. The conversation turned toward Israel and Iran, and there is a growing expectation that Israel may make a … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel

Liberal Double Standard

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2009 by 'PuterNovember 26, 2009

‘Puter’s a little late to the party, as he’s been making Thanksgiving preparations around Castle Gormogon. You know, hanging festive garlands of severed ears, brining the emu, preparing the hearts of palm and pig intesting casserole. The usual stuff. But … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, India, Israel

Scary Thought For The Day

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2009 by 'PuterOctober 8, 2009

The Russians may be aiding Iran in designing nuclear warheads. If true, look for an all-out Middle East war coming soon to a location near you. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Russia, War

Mailbag: Israel on Iran, and Iran on Israel

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 28, 2009

The Czar received an absolutely awesome email from ER today that is so good, he opted to quote it in its entirety. Some excellent analysis here on what an Israeli strike would mean, and ultimately what it might not achieve. … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Mailbag

Qom II

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 27, 2009

And right on cue, Israel is ramping up pre-war rhetoric. Interestingly, Israel indicates no plan for any military involvement until after Yom Kippur, due to cabinet holiday schedules. And that delays things until later this week. Oh yeah—right on time … Continue reading →

Posted in Hillary Clinton, Iran, Israel

Re: Qom Gambit (Updated!)

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 26, 2009

The Czar is prompted to reply to his own post in order to respond to various emails, comments, and so on at once. 1. “Do you really believe war with Iran is inevitable?” By no means. The Czar would not … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Mailbag, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Qom Gambit: Iran’s Next Move

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 26, 2009

Know this, all ye who tremble before the Czar, et cetera. There are no coincidences in foreign policy. Readers here know the Czar has been sharing a little more each day about the chessboard setup that is Iran. Chess was … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Mahmūd Ahmadî-Nezhâd, Nuclear Weapons, Russia

Medvedev: Israel Not Willing to Hit Iran

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 21, 2009

FoxNews is reporting on a CNN interview—if you need to take a moment to follow that—with Russian President Dmitri “Side Dish” Medvedev,* in which Medvedev downplays the risk of an Israeli strike on Iran. In a carefully worded response, Medvedev … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel, Russia

Вдруг у России есть мнение?

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 19, 2009

Suddenly, Russia has an opinion? Fresh on the heels of the Czar’s revelation that there may be some ménage à trois between Russia, Israel, and America leading to an Israeli attack on Iran comes four more interesting events. First, Russia … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Geopolitical Destabilization For Fun And Entertainment, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Israel, Mahmūd Ahmadî-Nezhâd, Russia

Israel A Go On Iran?

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 17, 2009

Rumors keep crossing the Czar’s butcher block desk that there is more to President Obama’s concession to Russia on the missile defense shield. Vastly more. The rumors, now buzzing on conservative radio, Israeli chat forums, and whispered discussions, suggest that … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Iran, Israel, Russia

Recognizing Reality: Arab Countries to Drop Denial of Israel?

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 7, 2009

Ha‘aretz is reporting some encouraging news, in that a senior US official believes an unspecified number of Arab states have agreed to make overtures to Israel, perhaps as a prelude to normalizing relations with Israel. Presently, only two Arab countries … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Bahrain, Egypt, Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, Iran, Iraq, Israel, Kuwait, Lebanon, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, UAE, Yemen

Cure for radiation sickness?!

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 20, 2009

Is this possible? Wow. The medication works by suppressing the “suicide mechanism” of cells hit by radiation, while enabling them to recover from the radiation-induced damages that prompted them to activate the suicide mechanism in the first place. Wow. Confucius, … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Jews, Miracles and wonders, Nuclear power (more now please), Nukes

Verdammte Scheiße! Dummköpfe!

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 18, 2009

Good news: Germany gives prestigious award to Israeli Bad news: Israeli is professional Israel-hater Germany is usually pretty sensitive about this stuff at the official level. How did this happen? The decision to present the Order of Merit was made … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Germany, Israel

Of Course, It’s Bush’s Fault

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2009 by GorTJuly 14, 2009

President Obama had a meeting earlier this week with 14 Jewish leaders at the White House. At this meeting Obama acknowledged that peace between Israel and her neighbors would be easier with “no daylight” (a very close-knit relationship) but caveated … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Middle East, Palestine, Revisionist History, The Obama Amateur Hour

Iran v. Israel, Saudi Arabia, Egypt…and Biden?

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 6, 2009

So evidently, Joe Biden has given Israel permission to take on Iran. By that, we mean hardball. Yeah, the US would like to see Iran negotiate, but “If the Netanyahu government decides to take a course of action different than … Continue reading →

Posted in Egypt, Foreign Policy, Geopolitical Destabilization For Fun And Entertainment, Iran, Israel, Joe Biden, Nukes, Saudi Arabia

Raptor still aloft?

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 17, 2009

Via Mike Goldfarb at the Standard, a WSJ piece showing the awesome power of a boldfaced Gormogon footnote. A House committee threw a wrench in the Obama administration’s plans to end Lockheed Martin Corp.’s F-22 Raptor fighter program, voting instead … Continue reading →

Posted in Australia, Defense spending, F-22, Israel, Japan

A Cautionary Tale

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by 'PuterJune 10, 2009

The Obama Administration’s Iran policy seems to be one of willful blindness. No matter how many times Ahmadinejad states his intent to destroy Israel specifically and Jews generally, the Administration ignores him. The ‘Puter Policy states “when someone says that … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, Obama Administration

Sins of the Father

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 10, 2009

Note: The following appears to have cross-posted with your Volgi’s vastly superior essay here, or below this. Skip this, and read his. He hits the same points with more thought. It’s safe to say that President Obama has not been … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Barack Obama, Israel, Jeremiah Wright, Racism

Pay attention, President Obama: Them Jews know what they’re doing.

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 10, 2009

So, the “Rev.” Jeremiah Wright (the scare quotes are because he ain’t a person to be revered) says that “them Jews” are keeping him away from President Obama. If so, well played, Bnei Yisrael. “Them Jews aren’t going to let … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Barack Obama, Israel, Jews, Racism

Netanyahu’s Tightrope

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 12, 2009

The Telegraph (UK) reports that Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has a difficult meeting ahead with POTUS Obama, in that the PM must deliver a series of strong messages to the President, but at the same time avoid any risk of … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iran, Israel, Palestine

Iran, So Far Away

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 18, 2009

The Times of London is reporting that Israel is readying itself for a fairly large assault of Iranian nuclear sites. Whether this is merely contingency planning or a basically-any-hour-now ramp up is not easy to say, however the situation looks … Continue reading →

Posted in Iran, Israel

Sigh. And Sigh Again.

The Gormogons Posted on April 6, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2009

North Korea’s Unha-2 missile…er, communcations satellite…was successfully launched, flew right over Japan, and put, evidently, an iPod into space that—if you listen to 470 MHz—you can hear endlessly looped recordings of “Song of General Kim Il-sung” and “Song of General … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, North Korea, Russia, The Obama Amateur Hour

Minchiatta! Stronzo! Cazzata! Infame! SILENZIO!

The Gormogons Posted on January 15, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 15, 2009

Jody Bottum writes: Cardinal Martino is the former representative of the Holy See to the United Nations, and he now heads the Vatican’s Council for Justice and Peace—from which perch he recently commented, to an interviewer at Il Sussidiario, about … Continue reading →

Posted in Gaza War, Israel, Jews, Roman Catholics, Stupidity, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

U.S. Middle East Policy

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 3, 2009

‘Puter agrees with Volgi’s assessment of the Israeli/Palestinian situation.  All out war with its stated objective being the crushing defeat of the Palestinians may be the least bad choice remaining to the Israelis, even taking into account the numerous civilian … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Palestinians, War

לנצח את המלחמה

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 2, 2009

That is, win the war. Anyone who hopes for a durable and lasting peace has to hope that Israel decisively defeats Hamas, even at the price of an armored assault and re-occupation of the Gaza Strip, thereby demoralizing any other … Continue reading →

Posted in Fatah, Hamas, Israel, War

Obama’s First International Challenge?

The Gormogons Posted on December 4, 2008 by GorTDecember 4, 2008

It is being reported today that Israel is preparing plans to attack Iran’s nuclear facilities without U.S. backing. While this might prove difficult as the U.S. controls the Iraqi airspace through which the Israeli attack fighter/bombers would have to fly, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Iran, Israel

It begins…

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 5, 2008

Hamas. Iran. Russia. China is on the clock! Mary, patroness of the United States, ora pro nobis. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Barack Obama, China, Hamas, Iran, Israel, Russia

So while V.V. Putin continues his transformation…

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 10, 2008

…into a James Bond villain (judo! flyfishing! tiger tranquilizing! Seriously, how long until he starts showing up in public walking his new pet tiger on a chain and followed by a Yakut with a spike-laden, throwable shapka?), we find out … Continue reading →

Posted in Bond—James Bond, Iran, Israel, Nukes, Putin that Chekist хуй, Tigers, Yakuts

Syria going to invade Lebanon again?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 1, 2008

Amir Taheri says it looks like it. Looks like they’ve got their Operation Himmler false-flag operation all set up, and are just waiting for a Gleiwitz Incident. Credit where credit is due, the pretext of going after Islamist terrorism is … Continue reading →

Posted in Israel, Lebanon, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey

Mithal Alusi: Stud

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 15, 2008

Obviously, Iraq and Israel’s interests diverge, but given that they’re both mortal enemies of Syria and Iran from way back, this guy’s approach, with the context of received Arab opinion, is breathtakingly audacious. بالتوفيق یا سعیدی Via Max Boot. Confucius, … Continue reading →

Posted in Iraq, Israel, Mithal Alusi

Russia & the Middle East

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 27, 2008

Some reasonable speculations from Robert Freedman at MESH on the Middle Eastern repercussions of Russia’s invading Georgia. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Iran, Israel, Middle East, Russia, Syria, Turkey

But we no longer need a substantial surface fleet, right?

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 21, 2008

Right? Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

Continue reading →
Posted in Georgia (Sakartvelo), Israel, Russia, Syria, U.S. Navy

A quarrel in a far-away country between people of whom we know nothing.

The Gormogons Posted on August 13, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.August 13, 2008

On NRO’s Corner, John Derbyshire argues: Either you believe the U.S.A. ought to commit — in writing — that we shall go to war on behalf of Georgia (Estonia, the Ukraine, etc.), or you believe we ought not. Precisely backwards. … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Georgia (Sakartvelo), Israel, John McCain, Neville Chamberlain, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

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