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Dona Eis Requiem Sempiternam

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

On this twelfth anniversary of militant Islam’s attack on the American homeland, let us remember our dead, pray for the living and rededicate ourselves to stamping out evil militant Islam wherever it may be found. ‘Puter’s son Spawn was barely … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Islamic Terror

Fort Hood Fallout

The Gormogons Posted on August 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has a guest post today: It seems the highlights of the Ft Hood trial are over, with the perp being found so richly guilty of the misery he inflicted. We can now wait for years as this case … Continue reading →

Posted in Global War on Terror, Incompetence, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Terrorism, Terrorists, U.S. Army

’Puter & Elvis Costello’s «Prophéties»

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

’Puter, You’re attributing too much foresight to Mr. D.P.A. McManus. The “Arabs” in “Oliver’s Army” are not the lumpen Muslims you talk about. The vast majority of that group have always been Subcontinental, the “blacks” or “Pakis” of the unlovely … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Elvis Costello: England’s Nostradamus

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is almost exactly ‘Puter’s beloved2001 Nissan Pathfinder, which really hasvery little to do with the point of this post. ‘Puter’s not a car guy.  It’s not that ‘Puter doesn’t like cars, it’s just that he’s not the type that … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, 'Puter's Always Right, Cars, England, Great Britain, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, London, Media Bias, Military, Multiculturalism, Music, Political Correctness, Somalia, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

An Inconvenient Truth: Evil’s Existence Disproves Liberalism’s Core Beliefs

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter, like the rest of America, watched the Left and its media comfort women reduced to incoherent sputtering over the last week. Confronted with the Gun Control Failure story, the Boston (Marathon) Massacre story, the Elvis Impersonator Mails Ricin to Obama story and the … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Democrat consistency, Democrats, Evil, Islamic Terror, Leftism, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Even A Broken Clock…

The Gormogons Posted on April 21, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

…is right twice a day. Imagine your Mandarin’s shock and disbelief when he actually found himself in agreement with HBO host Bill Maher over these comments made about Islam in comparison to other religions. Your Mandarin suggests that you view … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Global War on Terror, Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Liberal Idiots, Terrorism

Do These Jeans Make My Sperm Count Look Low…

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Running a vast world-wide conspiracy takes a lot of time and effort. It also requires that your Mandarin keep abreast of any other conspiracies that are being perpetrated by other countries or organizations. That is why your Mandarin gets extremely … Continue reading →

Posted in Baby Boomer, Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Fashion, Infertility, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Israel, Zionism

The Mandarin Watches Some TV….

The Gormogons Posted on November 9, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin was watching the new mini-series Vietnam in HD on the History Channel last night. In addition, your Mandarin has also been watching the series Nazi Collaborators on the Military Channel. During both programs there was a commercial for … Continue reading →

Posted in Afghanistan, Collaborators, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Nazis, Progressives, Vietnam, War in Iraq

Army Cover-Up…

The Gormogons Posted on October 24, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin was intrigued when he happened upon this story about a member of the Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps program at Ravenwood High School in Brentwood Tennessee. You can read the whole article yourself, but the summary is a … Continue reading →

Posted in Islamic Terror, Muslims, Shut Up Doc, U.S. Army

I Say Tomato, You Say Assassination…

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Everyone’s favorite libertarian loon Congressman Ron Paul has has chimed in on the death of senior al-Qaida operative Anwar al-Awalki. Mr. Paul you see is very concerned and troubled that the government would in his words, “assassinate an American citizen … Continue reading →

Posted in ACLU, Global War on Terror, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Kung Fu Assassins

Why kill Usâma?

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

In the previous post, the question is raised: why did we off Usâma bin-Lâdin rather than capturing him and making him the mother of all sources? Of course, Confucius has no greater knowledge than anyone else, but it strikes him … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Global War on Terror, Guantanamo, Islamic Terror, Osama bin-Laden, Terrorism, Terrorists

Bin-Lâdin, Fucking Dead.

The Gormogons Posted on May 2, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So, here’s some reaction: this is potentially a propaganda coup of the first order. Operationally, it may or may not be meaningful. Remember, as we’ve mentioned, part of the reason our enemies in this war are so fanatical is that … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Diplomacy, Evil, Islamic Terror, Jihad, Osama bin-Laden, People Who Need Killin', U.S. Navy

Christian Persecution…

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Dennis Prager has a very interesting article where he asks, “Why don’t Christians help…Christians?” The article describes the current persecution of Christians that is taking place in the Muslim world. Mr. Prager points out that despite this persecution the nearly … Continue reading →

Posted in Christianity, Islam, Islamic Terror, Roman Catholics

Egypt: Some Possible Scenarios

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

There is a joke once popular among Egyptians and more appropriate now than ever. Roughly translated, it goes like this: “The Angel of Death comes to Ḥusnī Mubārak, and says ‘It is time. Say good bye to the Egyptian people.’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Communism, Communists, Democracy, Egypt, Husnī Mubārak, Iran, Iraq, Islamic Terror, Muslims, Obama Administration, South Korea, Terrorism, Terrorists, The Obama Amateur Hour, Tunisia, Vietnam

We Always Had Our Suspicions

The Gormogons Posted on November 28, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar is inclined to agree with FotG Claire Berlinski that it does not matter whether the mainstream media acknowledges that Portland teenager Mohamed Osman Mohamud is a Muslim terrorist, because anybody more than two seconds into the story can … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Claire Berlinski, Friend of Gormogons, Islamic Terror, Oregon, Terrorism, Terrorists, This sport really sucks

What Islamophobia Really Is

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Liberals sure have a funny way with words. Perhaps it is because of the odd way their brains are wired—that things going in one way and come out another. Take islamophobe. Even if you have never heard the word before—the … Continue reading →

Posted in Islam, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Liberals, Main Stream Media

Ugandan World Cup atrocity

The Gormogons Posted on July 12, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

KAMPALA, Uganda — Simultaneous explosions tore through crowds watching the World Cup final at a rugby club and an Ethiopian restaurant, killing at least 64 people including one American, officials said. Police feared an Al Qaeda-linked Somali militant group was … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Somalia, Uganda

Helen Thomas’ New Gig?

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

This story could have been written by noted anti-Semite and mainstream media doyenne Helen Thomas. It recounts an incident in Hannover, Germany where youths threw stones and hurled anti-Semitic taunts at a performing Jewish dance troupe. “I hate Illinois Nazis!”, … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti Semitism, Islamic Terror, Main Stream Media

Ha. I mean, it’s not like stabbing them in the street…

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

…but this is a pretty funny—and way more moral—form of revenge. The site revolutionislam.com, which threatened Matt Stone & Trey Parker with death for their Muhammad-themed jokes in the 200th episode of South Park, was hacked thusly: Update: Looks like the … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Islamic Terror, Islamism

Abû-Flamingpântsî [Twice Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on December 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 28, 2009

Look, Confucius isn’t going to waste your time with a lot of “gee, Homeland Security sucks,” “how did the Dutch let this guy on the plane [without a passport?],” or maunderings about the lethality of the Obama Amateur Hour. They … Continue reading →

Posted in Islamic Terror, Islamism, Trahison des clercs

Yuh oh.

The Gormogons Posted on December 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 28, 2009

Political ownership of the war on terrorism now rests with the people of Pakistan. Says their prez. Well, he would, but still…Confucius says: the thought comforts not. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Global War on Terror, Islamic Terror, Islamism, Pakistan

Prison Islam

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by The MandarinSeptember 25, 2009

Reuters is reporting on the story “of an Illinois man who is being charged in a plot to bomb federal offices.” Kudos to Reuters for not obscuring the fact that the alleged bomber Michael Finton also known as Talib Islam … Continue reading →

Posted in Islam, Islamic Terror, Prison, Terrorists

Ozzie, Ozzie, Ozzie!

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 4, 2009

Good on ’em. Many readers may not know this, but Australia is a very good friend of the United States. While many countries claim this, the Australians have quietly demonstrated it for quite a while now. Now comes word that … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, Australia, Global War on Terror, Islamic Terror, Terrorism, The Obama Amateur Hour

What Was Old is New Again

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2009 by The MandarinJuly 30, 2009

I thought that just 6-months ago we were told that there was no such thing as terrorism, just “man-made disasters.” I guess when you get to actually look behind the curtain, your perspective of the situation changes. This article outlines … Continue reading →

Posted in Global War on Terror, Homeland Haters, Islamic Terror, Terrorism

Ellen Bork on the Uyghurs

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 10, 2009

In case you need persuading that the Volgi isn’t ranting out of his hat with regard to the Uyghurs. (Full WaPo column.) Unrest in China’s far western region, known as Xinjiang, should not come as a surprise. The communist authorities … Continue reading →

Posted in Andrew McCarthy, China, Ellen Bork, Islam, Islamic Terror, Self-Determination for Tibet Turkestan and Inner Mongolia, Uyghurs

Same Planet, Different Worlds

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 2, 2009

Read The New York Times account of the recruiting station shooting. Mmm-hmmm. Soldier shot; another seriously wounded. Police catch the suspect and he has an assault weapon on him. Now read this version of the story, which describes a very … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Hypocrisy, Islamic Terror, Media, Media Bias

Real and Imaginary Terror is Still Terror (updated)

The Gormogons Posted on May 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 21, 2009

In a curious coincidence, as Dick Cheney is warning the nation that POTUS Obama is neglecting the safety and security of Americans, comes news that we averted a substantial terrorist threat in New York City. Nice work, NYPD and FBI! … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, Democrats, Islamic Terror, National Security, Terrorism

Crossroads for Pakistan

The Gormogons Posted on March 31, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 31, 2009

Pakistan has been at a crossroads for her entire existence. As soon as she makes one turn, she finds herself at another. Today, in the otherwise amiable city of Lahore, 11 (or more) people were killed and almost 100 injured … Continue reading →

Posted in al-Qâ’ida, ISI, Islamic Terror, Pakistan, Sharia, Taliban

Now he tells us?

The Gormogons Posted on March 4, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 4, 2009

Stephen Schwartz, who’s written for years (not inaccurately) about the tolerant, cosmopolitan Islam of the Balkans may have to insert “historically” before “tolerant,” as he provides evidence that in both Bosnia (subscriber-only for now) and Kosovo, the forces of radical … Continue reading →

Posted in Bosnia and Hercegovina, Islamic Terror, Kosovo

Australia’s New Director of Tourism

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 23, 2009

Abu Hamza, a militant Islamist cleric who hates the West and all things modern, has labeled Australians as “boozers who are hooked on gambling and prostitution.” This after telling his co-religionists that it’s acceptable to beat their wives and demand … Continue reading →

Posted in Australia, Islamic Terror

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