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Like The Drip, Drip, Drip Of The Raindrops

The Gormogons Posted on June 10, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

 Cole Porter, who understoodwitch hunts, would not be amusedby our president’s disregard of Americans’ right to be secure fromunwarranted government invasionof our personal lives. ‘Puter loves him some American standards, like Night and Day, sung by Ella Fitzgerald, which … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Barack Obama, Bill of Rights, Department of Justice, Department of State, Intelligence Community, Internal Revenue Service, Musicals, National Security, Scandals, U.S. Constitution

Jay Carney’s Version of Events

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

At last we now know what happened on September 11, 2012, in Benghazi. Press secretary Jay Carney explained it like this, if we put his statements in chronological order. A demonstration gathered outside the embassy, that quickly became a terror … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Intelligence Community, Jay Carney, Libya, Scandals, The Obama Amateur Hour

Was Sam Adams A Space Monkey? Could Be…

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller sent a private note that he probably would not want shared with anyone, but he brought up a subtopic within it that the Czar wanted to comment on. So naturally, we are printing the entire humiliating note. Try … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community, Island Dweller, Lies Lies and More Damn Lies, National Security, Scandals, Security

The Blame Game

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We’re all familiar with how the Obama Administration blames everyone else and hasn’t really stepped up and taken responsibility.  This is the differentiation that should be made and it’s a hard one in the political realm to do because it … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community, Libya, The Obama Amateur Hour

Paranoia Will Destroy Ya: Picosecond Laser Spectroscopy

The Gormogons Posted on July 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Seen this story from Gizmodo that the TSA is rolling out a secret new scanner that can completely detail everything about you from 164 feet away??!!!Eleven+y one111?? Not coming soon to every airport or street corner you can think of. … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Department of Homeland Security, Intelligence Community, Mad science, Phoney Science, Science, Stupidity, Technology, Transportation

Did They Just Score Low on Their Verbal SATs

The Gormogons Posted on June 1, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Since it appears that the Obama Administration doesn’t understand the word “recovery” and now doesn’t appear to understand the word, “secret”, we may need to look at their vocabulary skills. When you have a classified program that is working against … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Secrets, Intelligence Community, Joe Biden, Loose Lips Sink Ships., The Obama Amateur Hour

More Budget Concerns

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

So while the Congress kicked the can down the road for another month with the latest CR that was passed, there is a looming issue that our defense & intelligence sector faces if the “supercommittee”* doesn’t act soon.  Various space initiatives … Continue reading →

Posted in Defense spending, Federal Budget, Intelligence Community, Spying

What Is China Doing?

The Gormogons Posted on November 15, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Starting at some point after 2003, China began constructing some odd things in the Gobi desert.  Gizmodo has a post that details a number of them.  Most are in the same general area.  Most appear to be surface level, as … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Defense spending, Intelligence Community

What’s Wrong With ‘Puter?

The Gormogons Posted on October 30, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Here’s ‘Puter’s second post in the same day giving thanks. In this post, ‘Puter would like to say thank you to all the men and women in the United States intelligence community, as well as those of our allies. Working … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community, Thanks

Re: MOTOs

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

The WaPo continues the lame expose series on the Intelligence Community and its workforce today. There is little to add (as it’s another 16 slides of the same stuff ‘Puter covered below) but I will dispute the following: The idea … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community, Stupid People, Washington Post - WaPo

MOTOs

The Gormogons Posted on July 19, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

That’s short for “masters of the obvious,” which is an apt description for the authors of the giant bag of nothing the Washington Post features on page one today. The giant bag of nothing is an investigation by Dana Priest … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community, Washington Post - WaPo

Missed It Mailbag

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Operative GD writes in (quickly, but we know our loyal operatives wait with baited breath for the next missive from the Castle) with some observations about the intel business: I think another significant issue with our current intel effort is … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community, Mailbag, Technology

Missed it by that much

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Brad Thor over at Big Journalism makes some interesting and accurate points about portions of our intelligence system.  However, after reading it, there is one glaring issue that he left unvoiced.  Specifically, the field of engagement has changed.  We are … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community

German intelligence: U.S. NIE on cessation of Iran nuke program wrong

The Gormogons Posted on July 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 21, 2009

The Bundesnachrichtendienst (BND), Germany’s foreign intelligence agency, has amassed evidence of a sophisticated Iranian nuclear weapons program that continued beyond 2003. This usually classified information comes courtesy of Germany’s highest state-security court. In a 30-page legal opinion on March 26 … Continue reading →

Posted in Germany, Intelligence Community, Iran, Nukes

Dysfunctional intel bureaucracy

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 26, 2009

You know you’ve got to fix something when Joe Biden is arbitrating interagency conflicts. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Intelligence Community, Joe Biden

Intel reform: Obama stirring up a hornet’s nest?

The Gormogons Posted on June 23, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 23, 2009

Looks like he’s got his own law-enforcement-paradigm intel reform up his sleeve. And the big loser? The CIA. Prepare for big-time bureaucratic war. The Obama administration is preparing a grand downgrading of the Central Intelligence Agency’s lead role in the … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Foreign Policy, Intelligence Community, Law Enforcement

Yet another problem for intel reform

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 15, 2009

More importantly, though, accountability will never occur because it is not possible to pin down responsible managers at the CIA. The CIA’s chain of command is octopus-like, doubling back upon itself. Like relationships in a polygamist compound, a person’s uncle … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community

Intel reform (con’t.)

The Gormogons Posted on June 12, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 12, 2009

As your Volgi has mentioned, he believes fairly extensive reform of “the intelligence community” is a critical part of revitalizing American foreign policy in a more capable, reactive, informed fashion. Here’s an interesting suggestion for the DO (or whatever it’s … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community

Is He Really “Intelligent” ?

The Gormogons Posted on May 30, 2009 by GorTMay 30, 2009

(Click for a larger picture)A lot has been made about how smart POTUS Obama is. He’s made references in the past, both in the primaries and the campaign about how important our intelligence services are to national security. Sure, there … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community, The Obama Amateur Hour

Does Obama have it in for the CIA?

The Gormogons Posted on May 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 29, 2009

Friend of the Gormogons, Leinenkugel fancier, and rabid Capitals fan Steven F. Hayes writes: All of which raises an interesting question: Was Leon Panetta hired primarily to oversee the dismantling of the CIA? I suspect not, given that bureaucratic reform … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Claire Berlinski, Intelligence Community, Leinenkugels, Steve Hayes

An axis of…what?

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 21, 2009

That the Pyongyang-Damascus-Tehran nuclear axis went undetected and unacknowledged for so long is an intelligence failure of the highest magnitude. It represents a plain unwillingness to allow hard truths to overcome well-entrenched policy views disguised as intelligence findings. Confucius, Œc. … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community, Iran, North Korea, Nukes, Syria

More Amateur Hour?

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2009 by GorTMarch 5, 2009

America needs a good, functional intelligence community now more than ever. With the fiscal problems looming, there is cause for concern for instability and aggression from a variety of fronts. One only has to look back at some of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Intelligence Community, The Obama Amateur Hour

Follow up

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2008 by GorTSeptember 26, 2008

As a brief follow up to this story, and without going into details, I do want to say that I’ve seen promise for various elements of the IC (Intelligence Community). Several agencies are suffering a generational continuity gap and parts … Continue reading →

Posted in CIA, Intelligence Community

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