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Illinois in the Red, Moving to Red?

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There is unusually good news—seemingly—in the hell of Illinois politics. As you may recall, there were three leading Democrats competing for the 2014 gubernatorial election. Pat Quinn is the current governor of Illinois, and polls seem to indicate that Illinois … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Political Machine, Chicago Way, Democrats, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Republicans

Illinois: What Fun!

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the governor’s race in Illinois just got interesting yesterday, for those of you who wonder why anyone would bother to live here. The interest arises from a glimpse into the Chicago Political Machine. Illinois is a nutty state politically, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Chicago Political Machine, Illinois, Polls, Quinn the Eskimo

Concealed Carry in Illinois Imminent Reality

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you know, Illinois is the last state to prohibit concealed carrying of firearms in public and, thanks to a series of court decisions, is being forced to allow concealed carry. The Illinois legislature was given a limited time to … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Stupid Politicians

An Island Dweller Two-Fer

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Two missives from Island Dweller worth sharing: Most exalted one,It seems the IRS agents who sang so freely about methods employed to harass and stymie conservative tax-exempt organizations in their application or renewal process have declined to identify those high-ranking … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Internal Revenue Service, Island Dweller, Law Enforcement, Scandals

Top Cop Not Hot Shot

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Chicago has had many fine police superintendents over the years, and when the Occupy twits hoped to stage a monster riot in Chicago a while back, Chicago’s Garry McCarthy showed superb organization and an understanding of how riots spread; he … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Guns, Illinois, Law Enforcement

Quinn the Idiot

The Gormogons Posted on May 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

For all the sanctimony that Democrats fly on their recently multi-colored flag, they sure are into theatrics just as much as Republicans. Maybe more so, particularly in matters of good taste. In Illinois, beleagured—and that puts it mildly—governor Pat Quinn … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

George Ryan: SOB Story

The Gormogons Posted on January 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The other Illinois governor still behind bars, George Ryan, ended his stay in a federal prison and is now in what criminal justice types curiously term a Halfway House, deep into Chicago. About the only bipartisan thing Illinois government does … Continue reading →

Posted in Corruption, Corruption of Power, Illinois, Stupid Politicians

How the Illinois GOP Wounded All America

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

When experts reconstruct disasters, they continually highlight how a series of minor events can compound into a gigantic collapse later on. A safety switch is left off a day before an unusual cold snap occurs; an inspector calls in sick, … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Election, History, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, United States Senate

Illinois Bills to Ban Firearms Failed

The Gormogons Posted on January 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Right now, a lot of firearm enthusiasts in Illinois are in a panic, with emails flying around urging immediate action! Illinois legislators are planning to pass a sweeping bill that will outlaw everything you like, from magazines, to pump shotguns, … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Guns, Illinois, Shooting

Finally: Concealed Carry in Illinois!

The Gormogons Posted on December 11, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Imagine the surprise the Czar got when he found out that a federal court has not only struck down Illinois’ concealed carry ban, but has ordered the legislature to draft a new law in 180 days or less. This means … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Illinois, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting, Shotguns

Potpourri

The Gormogons Posted on December 2, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative JW writes in to ask: Dread and awful Czar, Is what is because of what it is, or is what is because of something else? More the middle one, we suppose. The tech journalists are in a tizzy trying … Continue reading →

Posted in Green Energy, Illinois, Nuclear power (more now please), Quinn the Eskimo, Rahm Emmanuel

Chicago’s Gun Laws Make Chicago Safe. No, Wait.

The Gormogons Posted on November 30, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Not all the news is bad, you know. Just as conservatives bemoan the potential loss of many of their social arguments, they are decisively and quickly winning one of their most popular: legalized firearms. A couple of Supreme Court victories … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Political Machine, Firearms, Gang Violence, Guns, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Shooting

Illinois Polls Have Closed

The Gormogons Posted on March 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar voted early this morning, but was waiting for polls to close before announcing anything, given how easily a word or two from him could unfairly sway an election. The process was easy, and not plagued by the reported … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Illinois, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum

Illinois Primary Today

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Illinois votes today, and for the first time in a very long while, the rest of Republican America gives a crap what Illinois thinks about anything. If Romney wins, as is expected, it will largely seal his place for the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Election, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum

Criminals, Not Victims

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar, as loyal readers know, detests journalists and the media. To be fair, he detests them when they won’t do their job, which for many decades has been pretty much all the time. Local Chicago news has been fulsomely … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Democrats, Illinois, Local News, Media, Media Bias

Quinn Flexes Tiny Muscle; Not Impressed

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Illinois Governor Pat Quinn, who has been lovingly described as politics’ biggest coward—well, heck, you remember him. He led the revolt against Blagojevich, took the title of governor away, announced widespread reforms, and promptly began doing the same crap every … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankruptcy, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo

Libs + Guns = Nonsense

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Left should just admit they don’t know anything about firearms. Those of us on the Right who embrace firearms know this already—one of the safest bets in all of gambling is linking an anti-gun crusader to ignorance about firearms. … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Illinois, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Fraternal Correction…and Ultimatum

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today’s commentary will likely generate a response over at the always fun I’m Not Herzog site, and before you turn away from this as another Papal rant, keep in mind the Czar is easily the least Papist of the Castle … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Abortion, Illinois, Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Those Darn Amish

The Gormogons Posted on August 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dang it all if Confucius* doesn’t know how to get the Czar’s goat. Actually, the Czar used to have a goat—an actual goat—but no longer does. To be fair, it was ‘Puter that ruined it, not Volgi. But the Volgi … Continue reading →

Posted in Amish, Crime, Illinois, Skepticism

The Czar Works A Miracle. Or Not.

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the Czar is not taking any credit for this. Illinois governmental liberals want to release the names of all Illinois firearm owner identification (FOID) card holders, in order to embarrass them so they never want to own or hold … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Privacy, Second Amendment

More Guns!

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dread, ominous, invincible, etc… Please explain the quirk of Illinois voting that allows a bill to have enough votes to override a veto, but not enough votes to make it to the governor? Was it shot down in committee or … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Illinois, Jonathan Last

How To Run a State Into the Ground

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

I’m sure The Czar and The Mandarin have thoughts about this, but I thought (h/t GorT, Sr.) I’d put this tidbit on the table for consideration.  From the Dow Jones news service: Illinois gained nationwide notoriety in January when Governor … Continue reading →

Posted in Illinois, Maryland, Taxes

Illinois Concealed Carry Update

The Gormogons Posted on May 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Days ago, the Czar wrote to tell you that Illinois was seriously considering concealed carry. One commenter on our Twitter site thought we were a bit too optmistic, since there was no way Illinois would really consider concealed carry. Yes, … Continue reading →

Posted in Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois

A Rare, Accurate News Story. No Kidding.

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

And with a whimper, Illinois ended its policy of executing prisoners on Death Row. No surprise: most Illinois residents will tell you that this was inevitable, and the momentum to do so actually dates back to a troubled Republican governor. … Continue reading →

Posted in Death Penalty, Illinois

And Now, A Message from the Burgher of Bong

The Gormogons Posted on March 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The veritable Burgher of Bong (shut up, it’s a real place) writes us: Great and Mighty, etc., Dreadful, etc., цѣсарь, From the outskirts of the Bong Recreational Area, I shamefully admit to having just worked out the tribute our family … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Illinois, Mailbag, Wisconsin

FOIA + FOID = FUBAR

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Sometimes the Czar doesn’t even get a chance to become enraged. For example, the Czar found out recently that there was a movement afoot to release names of Illinois firearm identification holders to the public. Evidently, the Associated Press—for reasons … Continue reading →

Posted in Associated Press, Firearms, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Illinois, Stupid People, Stupidity, Unintended Consequences

Home Schooling Costs and Benefits: Who’s Right?

The Gormogons Posted on February 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

DEAR CZAR, OH HOW I CARE FOR YOU, What do you think of the proposed legislation that Illinois home-schooled students be registered with the state? Prima facie, it looks reasonable. I know that, in other states, they must meet certain … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Illinois, Schools, Teachers, Teaching

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The Gormogons Posted on February 1, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Ghettoputer’s sane alter ego just completely hammers Illinois. Now airing in radio markets around the state. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Chris Christie, Illinois, New Jersey, Taxes

Czar’s Mailbag Is Now Empty

The Gormogons Posted on November 24, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar is finally getting around to tackling a backlog of mail. First up, BG writes in: I read this and all I could think was, “Arghhh! The stupid! It burns!!!!!!!!!” E.J. Dionne writes: So on the one hand, we … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Business, Economics, Etruscan for Business Travellers, Illinois, Mailbag, North Korea, President, Sarah Palin, Social Security, South Korea, Taxes

Race Card Officially Bankrupt

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So the Democrats, fearful that Mark Kirk could win the US Senate seat being rightfully emptied by Roland Burris, are trying to inflate hot air into a non-story. As you know, Democrats are quite obviously doing whatever they can to … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Al Franken, Alexi Giannoulias, Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago, Chicago Way, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, Mark Kirk, Racism, Roland Burris, United States Senate

The Czar Regrets the Error

The Gormogons Posted on October 9, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

JAB notes that even meat puppets are getting tired of defending Obama: Your Czarness, I offer an unrelated anecdote to support your observation of the President’s eroding levels of support. We here at The Doublewide are fans of a band … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chicago, Illinois, Mailbag, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias

Obama Losing Chicago? Old News, Dude.

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

We all know that the mainstream media is still in bed with the President. Daily horrors spoken by Joe Biden are ignored as a matter of principle. Stories that make the President look exactly like Bush are obscured. The rise … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Election, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, United States Senate

Learning How Sausage Is Made

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 16, 2009

Huzzah. The Czar took some vacation with his lovely Царица, and took the Цесаревич (who has been learning a lot about Lincoln) and the younger Царевич (who likes trains, a lot) to Springfield, Illinois. Among our many stops, about some … Continue reading →

Posted in Government spending, Illinois, State Capitol, Unions, Vacations

Illinois Side Show Politics Update

The Gormogons Posted on July 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 11, 2009

The Czar has long followed Chicago politics, which few outsiders actually get. But let us take a look at the latest in Illinois politics (terribly influenced by the Chicago corruption machine) and see what the latest is. Nationally, Senator Roland … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago Political Machine, Chicago Way, Illinois, Politicians

Pathetic

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 5, 2009

This whole Roland Burris as President Elect Obama’s successor in the Senate is pathetic on a most basic level when you think about it. Leaving aside the Gov. Blagojevic angle, and the President Elect Obama angle, we’re left with a … Continue reading →

Posted in Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, Roland Burris

Democrats are Racist

The Gormogons Posted on January 5, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 5, 2009

So say the Democrats themselves. Black Chicago politicians are screaming racism because Senator Harry Reid (D-NV) was pushing for Gov. Blagojevic (D-IL) to appoint a non-black replacement for President Elect Obama. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of race … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Harry Reid, Illinois, Rod Blagojevich

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