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Be All In

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Need cheering up? Read this thought by Borepatch. And that oughta do it. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in 1267, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Borepatch, Cold War, Hooray

World Changers

The Gormogons Posted on April 29, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar and family have recently joined the millions of iPhone users. In short, the Царица’s old push-button cell phone was becoming too difficult to do more than rare text message. Recently, her school district’s teachers have begun to text … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Hooray, iPad, iPhone, Siri, Steve Jobs

“How I Really Feel Is I’m American”

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A most interesting story can be found on The San Francisco Chronicle’s SFGate.com. Within, witness a story in which a certain percentage of people prefer to call themselves black rather than African-American. Two things. First, you should always be wary … Continue reading →

Posted in Africa, Americans, Black America, Hooray

State Department Wins One

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The latest issue of Foreign Policy magazine had a lengthy piece by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton regarding the United States’s shift in attention from the Middle East to the Pacific Rim: that China, and not only China but a … Continue reading →

Posted in China, Department of State, Foreign Policy, Hillary Clinton, Hooray, South Pacific

Life Without Pain or Effort

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If you’re not familiar with Emily Grace, who basically runs our PR department these days, you should be. On her own site, she compares Americans to the rioters in the UK and makes some astonishing points. She states she is … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Big Government, Emily, Euro-Elitist Academics, Hooray, London, Welfare

Lessons Learned: And They’re Good Ones

The Gormogons Posted on July 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Media spin and bias, and Hollywood reaffirmations of the same, can only go so far. We live in interesting times—when conservatives have found a way to overpower the monopoly on information, and when the liberals have pretty much blown their … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Conservatism, Hooray, Leftism, Liberal Fascism, Liberals, Progressives

Things That Don’t Go Boom

The Gormogons Posted on July 19, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This list barely scratches the surface: The Internet Spread spectrum wireless communications Digital photography GPS Forward-looking infrared Zodiac boats Night-vision cameras Telemedicine Velcro RADAR Heads-up displays Data encryption Nuclear reactors SONAR Flat panel displays Robotic prosthetics Indeed, this list is … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Hooray, Military, Technology, way too much technology

The Constitution is Thus

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There has been no immediate end of discussion on the latest Time magazine PR disaster—an article that openly suggests that the Constitution is becoming an out-moded document. Sure, the article is framed to investigate whether the original intentions of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Hooray, Journalism, Media, Media Bias, Time, U.S. Constitution

Be Up To The Task, America

The Gormogons Posted on July 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today is often called America’s birthday, which is correct on so many levels, but yet not enough—because it is our birthday as well: yours, ours, the guy next door, the kid dribbling the soccer ball in the field, and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Holidays, Hooray, Independence Day

Before They Take It Away From You

The Gormogons Posted on June 20, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

That there is even a business like this? Google Makes the Czar glad to be American. Hard to say why. But there is something perfectly American about this. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Hooray

We Have Missed JAB

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Your Czarness: Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve written, but all the preparations for the Royal Wedding here at the Trailer-Park-at-the-Edge-of-Town left me with precious little time. You gentlemen of the Castle have no idea how hard it is … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Hooray, Mailbag, Osama bin-Laden

The Star-Spangled Banner Does Yet Wave

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar has spent an uncomfortable majority of the weekend watching his boys play baseball. The Цесаревич and Царевич are both on teams this year; however, the Цесаревич had his very first game of the season yesterday, and smeared the … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Hooray, Sports

America Is Coming Back

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

If the Czar were a liberal, he would be wringing his hands in despair. There are dark days ahead for Liberalism, and indeed they might be final days. Like someone said in the Bible about the Poor, liberals will always … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Hooray

Cheer Up, America! Our Best Is Yet To Come

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

No one would blame you for feeling a little bit cynical these days, especially with all the bad news continuously filling your email. But sometimes bad news turns into good news if you skip ahead a little bit. In fact, … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Hooray, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®

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