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RE, RE, No Guns Allowed…

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2014 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin received yet another email regarding this post from the other day. To the Glorious and Armed Mandarin, I apologize for writing so tardily. I just returned from an alternate dimension into which I was sympathetically transported on reading your post. … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Constitutional Law, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Gun Review, Guns, Shotguns

RE: No Guns Allowed…

The Gormogons Posted on January 17, 2014 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin received via shortwave radio signal the following comments in response to the post No Guns Allowed. Your Mandarin snapped this picture to which theCzar commented, “What, did they run out of rob us signs?” The first comes from … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Progressives, Shotguns, Walmart

No Guns Allowed…

The Gormogons Posted on January 16, 2014 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin aside from being a member of the National Rifle Association, is also a member of the Illinois State Rifle Association. Your Mandarin received the following informational alert concerning the new Illinois Concealed Carry law and dealing with business … Continue reading →

Posted in Boot in the Gut, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Shotguns

Shooting and Lawyers. Two Words That Might Go Together

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Could the Czar be any happier than to have not one but two highly respected epistolarians offer sweet prose on different topics, each of which deserves a response. First, in order of arrival, is Borepatch, who delights us with a … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Congress, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Island Dweller, Lawyers, Mailbag, Military, Shooting, The law is an ass

Girls With Guns

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A popular video is shooting around the Internet in which Natalie Foster—a woman, evidently—is advocating two things: that women need to get into shooting because it’s fun, and that male shooters need to be supportive of women when shooting. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Shooting

NRA Tips For Contacting Your Elected Officials

The Gormogons Posted on May 12, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Are you willing to stand by while you hope thatothers are doing something to protect yourrights and freedoms? Your Mandarin is a proud member of the National Rifle Association and appreciates all of the hard work that they do on … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, national rifle association, NRA, Progressives

Gun Review: Ruger SR9 and Ruger LC9

The Gormogons Posted on April 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, you put the Царица in charge of date night, and you gotta expect something like this. After a superb dinner at a nearby Szechuan place, the Czar was asked to drive to our favorite shooting range for an evening … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun Review, Guns, Shooting

In Which an Adorable Teen Channels The Gormogons

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…well maybe not Puter as he’s a tad ribald. This young lady from the People’s Republic of Maryland area testifies at a hearing of Maryland legislators and decimates the arguments for stricter gunlaws in 3 minutes flat. If you’re not … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, People's Republic of Maryland, The Czar, The Inscrutable Mandarin

Not your mother’s glockenspiel…

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Merlin, the court wizard spake: … Ok, Merlin the court wizard tweeted: @gormogons I present this resume and application for Castle RSO – bit.ly/13F9kbq— Matt (@NKYAggie) February 24, 2013 Normally, all things firearm are delegated to The Czar, Mandy and … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Guns, Minions, My Little Pony

No, DHS is Not Using Civilian Photos For Target Practice

The Gormogons Posted on February 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long-time reader Mark Spahn of Seneca, New York, is head of our recently inaugurated Caring & Sharing Division. He notified the Czar of a genuinely weird story involving the Czar’s long-time annoyance—the Department of Homeland Security, under Janet “Concrete Blonde” … Continue reading →

Posted in Department of Homeland Security, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Government Control, Guns, Shooting, Shooting First

Shooting Skeet, Or Shooting Bull

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

RKB writes into the Czar with an appropriately supplicating tone: Oh great and dreadful Czar, She isn’t using a pump shotgun, which tells the Czar she knows about shooting clays. Bet she knows the President lied about his experiences based … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting, Shotguns, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Run and Gun Edition

The Gormogons Posted on January 18, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s pediatrician would give the little girl on the left, a thumbs up. The little girl on the right, not so much.  Dr. J. received a couple of missives regarding his post about federal law as it applies to … Continue reading →

Posted in AAP, dianne feinstein, Doctors, Girls With Guns, Guns, Mailbag

Help Defend the Second Amendment

The Gormogons Posted on January 3, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Here is a quick link to a petition gathering web site for the defense of the 2nd Amendment – click here The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose real name is 吏恆, joined the order in 1309, and introduced the Gormogons into England … Continue reading →

Posted in Constitutional Law, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, NRA, Second Amendment, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting

The First Dying Gasps of Gun Control

The Gormogons Posted on June 24, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar attended an open house for an outdoor rifle and pistol range this weekend, much as he has done for the last few years. This particular weekend though found the place overwhelmed with attendees. Yeah, this event is crowded … Continue reading →

Posted in Fast and Furious, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Guns, Second Amendment, Shotguns

In Which Dr. J. Connects the Dots for you…

The Gormogons Posted on March 13, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Your Gormogons, being the global puppetmasters we are, like to give you the heads up on events or items of interest before they become interesting to the main-stream media or even much of the conservative blogosphere. Indeed The Czar likened … Continue reading →

Posted in Chemistry, China, Free Trade, Girls With Guns, Rare Earth Elements, Technology, The Czar of Muscovy, War in Afghanistan

Hitting the Second Amendment Fast and Furious

The Gormogons Posted on March 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Trust us in our ability to predict things. But what’s worse than the old Cassandra complex, in which you rail that no one believes your predictions until after they come true? When people tend not to listen, but then go … Continue reading →

Posted in Eric Holder, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Liberal Fascism, Mitt Romney, National Review, Newt Gingrich, Obama Administration, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul

Libs + Guns = Nonsense

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Left should just admit they don’t know anything about firearms. Those of us on the Right who embrace firearms know this already—one of the safest bets in all of gambling is linking an anti-gun crusader to ignorance about firearms. … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Illinois, Shooting, Stupid Politicians

Finding Ways to Make Shooting Even More Expensive

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

FJR brings up a great observation: we have not had a firearm-related post up for a while. Dread and awful Czar, Followed a youtube link from Borepatch and stumbled on to this cool video showing dragon’s breath shotgun ammo. Thought … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Shootin' Critters Dayud, Shooting

Ranges in Chicago? Maybe. But Probably Not.

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, we go from not having nearly enough firearm-related posts to having way too many at once. And the Czar will admit he is to blame for the latter. Maybe the former, too. But Confucius* alerted the Czar via Twitter … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Rahm Emmanuel, Shooting

More Guns!

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dread, ominous, invincible, etc… Please explain the quirk of Illinois voting that allows a bill to have enough votes to override a veto, but not enough votes to make it to the governor? Was it shot down in committee or … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Illinois, Jonathan Last

The Inevitable Trajectory

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If the Czar were a professional gun control advocate, he might think about grabbing a box, getting some of the best office supplies, taking down the poster of the kitten hanging by her front paws on a clothesline, and heading … Continue reading →

Posted in Concealed-Carry Laws, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Second Amendment

Illinois Getting Serious About Concealed Carry

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Illinois is slowly moving toward concealed carry. Legislation is under way that will allow Illinois residents, 21 and over and in good legal standing, the ability to carry concealed. On the one hand, this is good news for Illinois residents; … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Karate Chopping a Bullet…

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2011 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin happened across this very informative and interesting article by Ernest Emerson today regarding our dependency on “technology” especially when it comes to personal protection. Your Mandarin commands that you read this article immediately. Well, what are you waiting … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Guns, Progressives, Self Defense, Self-Esteem

She Could Hurt Somebody Someday

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Ridiculous, this picture. The Czar cannot remind you readers enough: even if you know the weapon is unloaded, never put your finger in the trigger guard unless you are firing the weapon. This woman knows nothing about basic firearm safety. … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Guns

More Guns on TV…

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

Your Mandarin has received yet another epistle regarding the posts Programming Note and Guns On TV from Gormogon operative and all around swell guy BG: Honored Mandarin – To believe that an irrational liberal (I know, redundant) will come to … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns, Hollywood liberals, Liberal Fascism, Television

EPA Wants to Ban Lead In Bullets (UPDATED!)

The Gormogons Posted on August 27, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, the Czar does not believe that this will “seal the fate of Democrats” in November, but he does agree that a proposed EPA ban on lead bullets is beyond asinine. Today, many shooting ranges prohibit the use of lead … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership

Excedrin AK

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2010 by The MandarinApril 7, 2014

With only 127 days to go before we ring in the New Year, here is a little cautionary tale as to why firearms and alcohol don’t mix. Come to think of it Your Mandarin has had an awful headache ever … Continue reading →

Posted in Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Headaches, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Department of Crap Headlines

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 10, 2010

ABC News has a story up with this headline: “Toddler Dies After Mistaking Gun for Wii Controller.” ‘Puter calls horse hockey on ABC News. Facts: A three year old fatally shot herself in the head with a loaded Smith & … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Guns

When a stranger calls

The Gormogons Posted on January 7, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 7, 2010

Very well done. Via Jonah. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Chicago Gun Ban Shot Down?

The Gormogons Posted on October 1, 2009 by The MandarinOctober 1, 2009

The United States Supreme Court agreed yesterday to hear the case of McDonald vs. Chicago. This case seeks to overturn Chicago’s 27 year-old ban on handgun ownership. Of course gun rights advocates are elated that the SCOTUS is going to … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Political Machine, Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Guns

Guns and Ammo Update

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2009 by The MandarinAugust 29, 2009

From the 8/28/2009 NRA-ILA Grassroots Alert: The 2009 “Firearms Law & The Second Amendment Symposium” will be held on Saturday, September 12, at Northwestern University Law School, in Chicago, Illinois. This event will be sponsored by The NRA Foundation and … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Gun control, Gun Ownership, Heller

Dubious News

The Gormogons Posted on July 13, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 13, 2009

According to KMOV News in St. Louis, a 53-year-old Tampa woman shot herself in a bathroom stall when her handgun fell to the floor and fired. The bullet lodged in her leg, and she will be just fine. Few things … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Guns

Hope for America

The Gormogons Posted on October 29, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 29, 2008

GorT, can your girls do this this fast? ‘Puter, you might want to work on arranging a marriage with one of your boys. Pace the title, that’s not a rifle, that’s a carbine. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like … Continue reading →

Posted in Girls With Guns, Guns

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