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Obama’s War on Big Skool

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was astounded with the President’s speech, the timing of which dovetailed nicely with his most recent faculty meeting on Wednesday. Let’s go to the funny pages for the President’s speech: Our first priority is aimed at providing better … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Skool, Euro-Elitist Academics, Ivy League, Privacy, Private Property, State University, The Obama Amateur Hour

Progressive Cannibalism, or Nutroots vs. Big Skool

The Gormogons Posted on July 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Private universities sued their tax exempt status? WTF? When Dr. J. saw this article last week, it made his eyes pop out of his head, much like those of Aria Stark actress Maisie Williams’s after she watched the Red Wedding … Continue reading →

Posted in Euro-Elitist Academics, Law Suits, Property Taxes, Tax Increase, Universities

Mailbag – Aesop Edition

The Gormogons Posted on May 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Little Red 1 writes in regarding Dr. J.’s rant against his seniors in the academy: Oh wise Dr. J,  Greetings from the frozen steppe! Might I add a small thought to your excellent essay on baby-boomers and academia? Several of … Continue reading →

Posted in Euro-Elitist Academics, Finance, Home Economics, Mailbag

Up the Academy: An Academic’s Response to The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Ivory Tower’s a nice place to visit, come by, have a spot of tea. Dr. J. loved The Czar’s thoughtful analysis of Big Skool. He is right in that the tides are slowly turning as the Baby Boomers who … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter ain't always right, Dr. J., Euro-Elitist Academics, Generations, Ivory Tower, Medical Education, The Czar of Muscovy, Universities

Academic Shifts

The Gormogons Posted on April 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Long before most of you remember, the Czar predicted that the Next Big Thing to blow up on the Left will be academia. Stiff competition from online schools, skyrocketing tuitions, zero-guarantee job placement, and repeated exposure about how stupid the … Continue reading →

Posted in Capitalism, College, Conservatism, Euro-Elitist Academics, Leftism, Universities

Do Not Ask For Whom the Class Bell Tolls

The Gormogons Posted on May 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is wont to make predictions, and today he makes another one. Society has basically had enough with goofy leftism. 2010 saw a major political swing back toward something resembling common sense, although clearly there is much work to … Continue reading →

Posted in College, Education, Euro-Elitist Academics, Leftism, Liberal Fascism, Universities

Dr. J.’s ‘he/they’ experience at Ivy University

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

When Dr. J. saw this post by Kevin D. Williamson, he immediately thought of the Castle Grammarian, Torturer and Executioner, The Czar. He was quite pleased that The Czar penned something on the subject before Dr. J. awoke this morning. … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Castle Gormogon, Dr. J., Eleventy, Euro-Elitist Academics, Gormogon Infighting, Grammar, In English Please, Ivy University, Professor Mondo, The Czar of Muscovy

The SCOTUS and Fiscal Responsibility

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It is very likely that the Supreme Court voted regarding Obamacare on Friday. Now, the public won’t know the results of that vote until the opinions are written and released in June. Indeed Friday’s vote, from what Dr. J. understands, can … Continue reading →

Posted in Euro-Elitist Academics, ObamaCare, Supreme Court

Doctors, Professors, Old Ones, oh my!

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Today’s Facebook Meme round up: Dr. J.

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Posted in Doctors, Dr. J., Euro-Elitist Academics, Health care, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, Internet, Meme

What’s inside Pandora’s Box? A baby, that’s what!

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

O wonder!  How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is!  O brave new world! That has such people in it!  Tempest Act V, Scene i This post was inspired, in part by an email sent by Operative … Continue reading →

Posted in Brave New World, Cloning, Dignitas Personæ, Dr. J., East Anglia, Euro-Elitist Academics, Medical Ethics, Sanctity of Life

Nonsense

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT and at least one other Gormogon are fans of the Josh Whedon’s canceled-too-early Sci-Fi series, Firefly.  So when it is part of a PC-gone-crazy scheme, I had to alert our readers.  Courtesy of a number of sites, including the … Continue reading →

Posted in Euro-Elitist Academics, Firefly, PC Crap

Life Without Pain or Effort

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If you’re not familiar with Emily Grace, who basically runs our PR department these days, you should be. On her own site, she compares Americans to the rioters in the UK and makes some astonishing points. She states she is … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Big Government, Emily, Euro-Elitist Academics, Hooray, London, Welfare

Fine, I’ll Take My Chalk and Go Home…

The Gormogons Posted on July 15, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

The Czar and your Mandarin were discussing the Obama personality disorder the other day, and yours truly suggested that he has all the mannerisms of the haughty teaching assistant who hates being challenged by a student. And, we see, that … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Barack Obama, Cult of Personality, Euro-Elitist Academics, Pop Psychology, Psychology, Teachers, Teaching

Rhetorical Questions

The Gormogons Posted on July 9, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Is it not a strange irony that so many American liberals (a) want to follow Europe’s examples across the board, and (b) attempt to diminish if not redact Ronald Reagan’s responsibility for ending the Cold War peacefully? The irony being … Continue reading →

Posted in Euro-Elitist Academics, Europe, European Allies, Hypocrisy, Liberals, Please Don't Write In, Ronald Reagan

Elitist Disconnect

The Gormogons Posted on May 16, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Continuing in a curmudgeonly vein, ‘Puter offers the following example of elitist disconnect. The politics of this individual don’t matter, but his status as an Ivy League professor does. ‘Puter offers the following comments captured in today’s Washington Post concerning … Continue reading →

Posted in Elitism, Euro-Elitist Academics, Moron Criminals, Professors, Stupid People

Academia Can Be So Dumb

The Gormogons Posted on May 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

You may have heard that the University of Missouri St. Louis (UMSL) had some explaining to do when students alleged that two co-instructors—under the aegis of teaching Introduction to Labor Studies—taught, encouraged, and flaunted illegal and unethical activities to two … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Euro-Elitist Academics, Intellectuals, Universities

What Say You, Europhiles?

The Gormogons Posted on February 13, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Apparently, 57% of Swiss voters say no to gun control. Don’t expect to see this news story make the newspapers around the US, do ya? The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. … Continue reading →

Posted in Euro-Elitist Academics, Gun control, Guns

Well Said

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Here’s a well thought out exegesis of liberal academia, its causes and its effects. ‘Puter can’t improve on it at all, so read it. Read it now! Brought to you by the letter “F” and the number “6.” Also courtesy … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Euro-Elitist Academics, Jonah Goldberg, NRO

Roger Kimball eviscerates Obama and the Anti-American American Élite

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

You’ve made it clear that, deep down, you really don’t like the United States. In that, you are like many of your Ivy confrères, all those Harvard-Yale-Princeton types who find the spectacle of individual freedom playing itself out irredeemably vulgar. … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Barack Obama, Euro-Elitist Academics

Meet your ruling class

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Angelo Codevilla in the American Spectator (Thanks, Jonah.): Today’s ruling class, from Boston to San Diego, was formed by an educational system that exposed them to the same ideas and gave them remarkably uniform guidance, as well as tastes and … Continue reading →

Posted in Elitism, Euro-Elitist Academics, Leftism, Progressives

Bernard DeVoto, I like the cut of your jib, sir.

The Gormogons Posted on April 16, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

In 1928, D.H. Lawrence wrote a poem entitled “How Beastly the Bourgeois Is” in which he compared the middle class to a “fungus, living on the remains of a bygone life/sucking his life out of the dead leaves of greater … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Elitism, Euro-Elitist Academics, Literature

Where Have We Heard This Before?

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyOctober 17, 2009

Just imagine if the progressive whackjobs that ran Europe into the ground decided to get together, and form a Euro-supergroup, a rock band of megastars who would basically do it all over, but this time as one gasping grab at … Continue reading →

Posted in Czech Republic, England, Euro-Elitist Academics, Europe, Poland, Progressives

European Vacation

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 11, 2009

The Czar generally does not vacation to happy places. He did once, and was so delighted by what he found that he had the entire housekeeping staff gunned down. The Czar is not sure why he thought to say this, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bored Children, Children, Euro-Elitist Academics, Europe, Homeland Haters, Liberals, Psychology, Vacations

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

The Gormogons Posted on April 7, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2009

Reuter’s Bernd Debusmann writes that gun sales in America are increasing along with economic anger. The Czar is well aware that gun sales are increasing, and Debusmann gets the reason correct: a notoriously anti-gun Senator is elected President, with rumors … Continue reading →

Posted in Euro-Elitist Academics, Guns, U.S. Economy

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