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How to Make a Third Party

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is still surprised to see non-Democratic voters (not necessarily Republicans, per se) on social media calling for a third party. Many times has the Czar explained that third parties serve only one purpose: getting the other party elected … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Election Results, History, Politics, Republicans, Tea Party, Third Parties, Whigs

LTC Dan: Stop Bickering and Start Acting

The Gormogons Posted on November 5, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

When LTC Dan (ret.) writes you to say decent job, well, that’s high praise indeed. The Czar is sure you hold him in the same esteem with which we do, given all he has done. The colonel says: Czar, Thank … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservatism, Democrats, Election Results, Leftism, Libertarianism, Virginia, Voting

Enough With the Third Party Crap

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar intends to annoy a hell of a lot of people with this post, but conservatives need to stop sucking at the teat of fantasy about a third party. Unless, of course, they want to suck at the teat … Continue reading →

Posted in Democrats, Election, Election Results, Politicians, Politics, Republicans, These politics really suck

Messages Starting To Be Received

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has mixed feelings about CPAC, with the negative running toward whether it has gotten too big for its own organizational abilities, and the positive of course being that it is a major reminder to all people—right, center, libertarian—that … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election Results, Republicans

Mailbag: Politics Remains Local

The Gormogons Posted on February 28, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar loves his intelligent and thoughtful readers because they often write him intelligent and thoughtful letters. And this is good because the Czar can copy and paste them and do no additional work. In fact, the Czar can pretty … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Election, Election Results, Mailbag

Rove v Tea Party: Who’s Right?

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Only four months after the election, and the suggestions to the GOP on how to regroup and reorganize have recently gotten very good. And consistent: we talked about them here already, but the same ideas keep popping up again and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Election Results, Karl Rove, Republicans, Tea Party

American Voters: Shut Up and Vote Next Time

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

What a clown act the President has become; he isn’t seriously fooling his most loyal followers with his political stunts, and by God even the left-most media is calling him a nutjob. In unrelated—seemingly—news, one of the most historically corrupt … Continue reading →

Posted in Americans, Election, Election Results, Polls, Voting

Jindal Agrees With The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on January 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Have you read Governor Bobby Jindal’s kick-in-the-pants speech from Charlotte? Read the whole thing, especially if you want to have a really good day. In the speech, Gov. Jindal lists seven things that Republicans need to do to win elections. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bobby Brady Jindal, Election Results, Republicans, The Czar, The Czar of Muscovy, What is to be done?

Signs of Life: the GOP Getting Smarter?

The Gormogons Posted on January 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Democrats are currently high-fiving each other, not just because President Obama issued empty promise after empty promise to his Progressive Liberal base during his Inauguaration speech, but because Democrats have a foot on the throat of the Republican Party—and the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Democrats, Election, Election Results, Republicans

Swing Voters = Low Information Voters

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar despises trendy phrases to describe concepts in psychology or sociology. He still does not use “sound bite,” for example and that phrase is older than many of our readers. However, he is inclined to think there is merit … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Democrats, Election, Election Results, Republicans, Stupid People, Voting

Is the GOP Doomed To Survive?

The Gormogons Posted on December 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Republican candidates evidently cannot save the GOP. But the voters sure can. And in some respects, the Republican salvation may be underway already. Too bad the candidates will never figure it out. The Republican Party does not know how to … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Cable Networks, CBS News, Conservatism, Democrats, Election, Election Results, Internet, Interwebs, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, NBC News, Republicans, Social Media, Teh Intarweb

A Fifth Thought

The Gormogons Posted on November 7, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

No, this isn’t a reference to GorT polishing off a fifth of Angostura 1824 rum last night.  Given that four of the Gormogons have weighed in on the election night, I figured I’d chime in with my thoughts. I find … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election Results, Future, GorT

Wisconsin, Salvator Americæ? [MINOR UPDATES}

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

To: Confucius, Œ.V., ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛, ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛, Kyrgyzstan.From: J, M.D., D.Sith., Castle G, Plateau of Leng, Wisc.Subject: 5 out of 6 ain’t badAll the rest of us have posted today, no pressure, big guy. Ok, fine, as Volgi, Confucius* should take a … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results, Kyrgyzstan, Mitt Romney, Oh Marie, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Things I Have Learned By Watching Morning Joe

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

This is how Ms. Brzezinski shouldhave looked, had she a grip on reality. ‘Puter watches Morning Joe on MSNBC each morning.  ‘Puter already knows what he thinks and why.  ‘Puter wants to see what liberalism’s best and brightest think on … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty Liberals, Election Results, Mika Brzezinski, MSNBC, Stupid People, Wisconsin

Santorum: Nobody the NYT Knows Voted For Him

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

It is astonishing that anyone can possibly take the New York Times’s political reporting seriously anymore. It is beyond satire. Check out an early story about the Rick Santorum stampede. First, the only picture they could find of him? A … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Election Results, Media Bias, Mitt Romney, New York Times - NYT, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum

Saecula Santorum

The Gormogons Posted on January 4, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Congratulations to Senator Rick Santorum, who effectively won the Iowa caucuses despite an effective tie with Governor Mitt Romney, simply by pulling from almost last place to pretty much first place. The Czar is too cynical and too much a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Election, Election Results, Iowa Caucus, Rick Santorum

Putin’s Decision Time

The Gormogons Posted on December 12, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Dear News Media, you think to yourself, with all this talk about Michelle Obama breaking the jumping jacks record, and all this stuff about Tim Tebow, what the heck is going on in Russia? While the News Media blinks back … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results, Putin that Chekist хуй, Russia

Time To Grow Up. Or Shut Up. You Choose.

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, now, what do we make of the Wisconsin recall elections? We could mention that the GOP’s success wasn’t overwhelming. We could mention that the two predictable wins gained by the Democrats may very well be offset by next week’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Boo fucking hoo, Election, Election Results, Liberals, Wisconsin, You Make the Baby Jesus Cry

Let Us Temper Our Glee For Justice Prosser

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, by now you have heard that Justice David Prosser of Wisconsin has somehow produced over seven-thousand votes that were lost under highly questionable circumstances. Although at the time of this writing his opponent has not conceded, there seems to … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Election Results, Unions, Wisconsin

Great Math Skillz

The Gormogons Posted on November 6, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, we must have somehow already reached the bottom of the barrel when it comes to political analysis of the recent election. The Czar is unimpressed with this non-shocker story from The Weekly Standard: “GOP Won Greater Percentage of Senate … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results, Math class is hard, United States Senate

First Thoughts on First Thoughts

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

The ever timely Uncle Jay writes in concerning ‘Puter’s early morning foray into French literature: Most highly regarded ‘Puter-May your core ram cache always stay refreshed!) In regard to the concept of Dans ce pays-ci, il est bon de tuer … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results, Mailbag

Already Second Thoughts?

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Over at the Corner, Douglas Holtz-Eakin says when we’re done celebrating, it’ll be time to wake up and realize nothing has been guaranteed: The reality is that Republicans will not set the agenda. The Tea Party will not set the … Continue reading →

Posted in Charles Krauthammer, Democrats, Election, Election Results, Republicans, Voting

First Thoughts

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

If you are tempted to read the election results as anything other than a nationwide cry for smaller government that spends less, you would be a fool. The mood of the electorate is best summed up thus: Dans ce pays-ci, … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results

Wild Assed Guessing [UPDATED]

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

It’s time for a little pre-election results prognostication from Your Gormogons. ‘Puter put the question to the Assembled Multitude at the Leaping Peacock’s Happy Hour. What will be the net Republican gain in the House and Senate? ‘Puter: 64 House, … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results, Voting

Election Day Coverage

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

BG, as a reward for his hard work on our subatomic miniaturizer project, was given Election Day off; he writes in with some election coverage thoughts: Dread Gormogons – I’m planning to watch MSNBC’s election night coverage because I want … Continue reading →

Posted in Election, Election Results, Gormogon Operatives, Gormogons, Voting

Elections Have Consequences

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s got some thoughts on the Republican primary results from yesterday, including DNC Chairman Tim Kaine’s glee, ably noted by GorT below. The DNC has added to its November general election strategy. The plan now has two (and only two) … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results

The Comedy of Errors

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 8, 2009

Probably no one noticed it except the Czar, but CNN has a nice summary of everything that’s wrong with the Obama administration. The story discusses how the GOP is starting to turn the flame up on the Obama economic recovery … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, CNN, Economic policy, Economics, Election Results, Joe Biden, Obama Administration, The Obama Amateur Hour, Timothy Geithner, U.S. Economy

The Soul of Wit

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2009 by The MandarinJune 15, 2009

Iranians supporting Mousavi are protesting in the streets, hoping to be heard. According to Fox News, though, one of the protest chants is: Mousavi, we support you! We will die but retrieve our votes! Where are the 63 percent who … Continue reading →

Posted in Election Results, Iran, Mahmūd Ahmadî-Nezhâd, Middle East, Vote Fraud

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