Jesus reads the Washington Post religiously and is not amused with E.J. Dionne citing Him as authority for every hare-brained liberal scheme on the planet, especially those that harm – not help – the poor. Ah, E.J. Dionne. Is there a better object lesson in … Continue reading →
Don’t bother Mr. Dionne before he’s had his third cup of bat-sh!t crazy juice in the morning, orhe’ll smirk you to death. E.J. Dionne is to logic as a golf umbrella is to prostate checks: seemingly compatible at first glance, yet … Continue reading →
Paul Krugman (L) and E.J. Dionne pose fora photo as they take in the sights at ClimaxSprings, Missouri during Spring Break atLake of the Ozarks. Show me state, indeed. It’s been quite some time since Operative JAB wrote in from … Continue reading →
‘Puter participates in “Toss a Mental Dwarfinto the Manticore Enclosure” Night downat the Leaping Peacock. Pictured, ‘Puter preparing to huck E.J. Dionne. Off camera,Czar wiping the schmaltz off his hands aftersimilarly treating Katrina vanden Heuvel. With apologies to a handful … Continue reading →
‘Puter believes the Washington Post’s E.J. Dionne to be the least intellectually curious, most embarrassingly partisan opinion columnist writing today, bar none. Yes, bar none, including but not limited to crass, foul-mouthed New York Times “treasure” Maureen Dowd. To deride … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s been busier today than a three legged cat trying to bury its turd on a frozen pond. As such, it is only within the last hour that ‘Puter’s had the opportunity to review the news revolving around America’s latest … Continue reading →
In what may be a first, ‘Puter agrees with the Washington Post’s resident Obama fluffer E.J. Dionne, at least as to his central premise. Mr. Dionne states that President Obama’s agenda for a second term is not as hidden as … Continue reading →
E.J. Dionne prepares to let loose anotherunction implosion all over the WashingtonPost’s newsroom. Better get the Brawny out. Before we begin and apropos of nothing, did you know that “opinion columnist” is an anagram of “unction implosion?” Not that this … Continue reading →
Czar and Dat Ho recreate ‘Puter’s massivepimp smack of E.J. Dionne in CastleGormogon’s cabaret room before astanding room only crowd. ‘Puter promised he would post on this topic yesterday, but he was too excited preparing for his forthcoming reunion with … Continue reading →
This is Czar’s idea of making peace. Deadmen don’t cause trouble. “Hear this, you foolish and senseless people, who have eyes but do not see, who have ears but do not hear.” Jeremiah 5:21. ‘Puter’s been on a bit of … Continue reading →
‘Puter finally got tired of simply de-pantsing E.J. Dionne (not literally) within the hallowed halls of Castle Gormogon. Really, the other Gormogons tired of ‘Puter building effigies of Mr. Dionne, coating them with napalm, loading them into Mandy’s rail gun … Continue reading →
Liberals count on us not to notice the atfirst small restrictions of our liberties. Once we’re securely bound, that’s whenthey’ll come for our core freedoms. Also,Czar has a Mickey Mouse BDSM fetish. ‘Puter’s been reading his favorite left of center … Continue reading →
Mr. Dionne shows off his home office’s“far talking thinger” and “computerizer,” two things conservatives are toostupid to understand. ‘Puter highly recommends the Democrats follow E.J. Dionne’s incandescently brilliant plan to retake the House and hold the presidency and the Senate … Continue reading →
Why ‘Puter reads E.J. Dionne is beyond ‘Puter. Heck, why anyone reads E.J. Dionne is beyond ‘Puter. Yet, like a moth to the flame, Green Lantern to Kato and Czar to the closest cervine, ‘Puter is inexorably drawn to Mr. … Continue reading →
Nothing like a Monday-morning-working-on-a-federal-holiday-E.J. Dionne-written-in-feces-on-the-loony-bin-wall submission to set ‘Puter’s blood to boiling. In today’s voyage (courtesy of the Washington Post) into the strange mind of Mr. Dionne, we learn that conservatives are hypocrites because they cannot cut government or rein … Continue reading →
Oh, E.J. Dionne! Your columns are a balm for ‘Puter’s weary soul. Whenever ‘Puter needs a break from dissecting a thoughtful liberal position, along you come with a poorly reasoned and inaccurate howler, enabling ‘Puter to sit back and let … Continue reading →
E.J. Dionne’s column in today’s Washington Post complains that the Right unfairly harangues Warren Buffet for his advocacy of higher tax rates on the rich. Mr. Dionne’s descent into Leftie, partisan nonsense is distilled into these few, precious lines: Wealthy … Continue reading →
Focus on E.J. Dionne’s column today. Mr. Dionne writes concerning Obama’s Magic Technicolor Domestic Automaker Bailout and Secured Bondholder Screw-a-thon. There’s just so very many things wrong with this column, ‘Puter’s having a hard time picking a place to start. … Continue reading →
E.J. Dionne creates more jobs weekly than the entire Obama Administration has done over the past three years, simply as a result of how colossally wrong he is on every topic he takes up. This week, Mr. Dionne writes on … Continue reading →
Today E.J. Dionne takes to the pages of The Washington Post to display his utter ignorance of, or contempt for, our form of government. More particularly, our judiciary. Unlike in past installments of ‘Puter’s continuing series of “Mr. Dionne is … Continue reading →
Not content to share his obviously superior analytical skills with us a mere twice each week, E.J. Dionne has resorted to blogging within the Washington Post’s website. Mr. Dionne, concerning today’s presidential press conference, opines thus: At his news conference … Continue reading →
Someone at the Washington Post left the airplane glue out and a computer logged on this weekend, resulting in E.J. Dionne’s latest opinion piece. Mr. Dionne believes that laws tightening up on voting procedures are TEH RASIST!!1! Mr. Dionne believes … Continue reading →
E.J. Dionne creates so many strawmen to bash, it makes ‘Puter think of Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz. At least Scarecrow had the common sense to know he didn’t have a brain and to act accordingly. Mr. Dionne, not … Continue reading →
One is E.J. Dionne, the other is a hole in the ground. How can one not hate all over E.J. Dionne and his opinion piece in today’s Washington Post? In his column, Mr. Dionne makes the following spoken and/or unspoken … Continue reading →
‘Puter learned something reading E.J. Dionne’s latest opinion piece in today’s Washington Post. Surprisingly, that something is actually useful. Mr. Dionne claims Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) is losing the MediCare reform debate because Americans understand that Mr. Ryan’s proposal will … Continue reading →
Speaking for the “Catholicism = Whatever My Personal Beliefs Are At Any Given Time” wing of the faith, E.J. Dionne pens another Washington Post op-ed. Regular readers of your Gormogons know ‘Puter’s opinion of Mr. Dionne regarding matters of Catholic … Continue reading →
Since brutally attacking misguided E.J. Dionne columns is a part time hobby of ‘Puter’s, like shooting fish in a barrel and taking candy from babies, ‘Puter figured it would be appropriate to give Mr. Dionne credit when he gets something … Continue reading →
E.J. Dionne Jr. has gotten loose from his restraints again, and found a keyboard. In assessing our national and state budget crises, Mr. Dionne advocates that Washington Democrats behave more like … Wisconsin Democrats! Mr. Dionne opines: In Wisconsin, by … Continue reading →
If you could take everything that is wrong with “journalism” today, the vindictive liberal bias, the vapidity, the lock-step narrative, the in-the-tank-for-Obama-ness, roll it up into a sticky tar ball and form it into a single person, you’d have E.J. … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s favorite columnist E.J. Dionne takes on the brewing Tea Party/NAACP dustup in his WaPo column today. Let’s discuss the vertigo inducing mental gymnastics present in this particular E.J. Dionne column, shall we? 1. Mr. Dionne claims a need to … Continue reading →
E.J. Dionne is the Washington Post’s gift that keeps on giving. Take a gander at his op-ed column in today’s WaPo. See, Mr. Dionne believes conservative Christians could learn a thing or two about Jesus from being more like — … Continue reading →
I took a read over the WaPo OpEd by Mr. Dionne, Jr. and I wanted to add the following to ‘Puter’s thoughts – Mr. Dionne believes that this “ideological purity” that the GOP is pursuing (whether or not you believe … Continue reading →
Here’s the moral of the story from a guy who knows. Hey, E.J. Dionne. Yeah, you. The one who penned this weak op-ed in this morning’s Washington Post. Nice theoem. You know, the one where the Republicans are becoming more … Continue reading →
They’re nowhere near as good as Dion and the Belmonts. ‘Puter usually can’t figure out what E.J. Dionne, columnist for the Washington Post, is attempting to say, and today is no exception. Mr. Dionne opines that President Obama is a … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s favorite willfully ignorant WaPo columnist E.J. Dionne is at it again. In his column today, Mr. Dionne bemoans the fact that President Obama hasn’t pressed for passage of unnamed restrictive, and perhaps confiscatory, gun laws. Assuming for the moment … Continue reading →
Today, E.J. Dionne in the Washington Post proves once again that he is hitting the pipe. In this lovely piece of work, Mr. Dionne posits that P.E. Obama will be able to recklessly spend on the entire liberal Democrat wish … Continue reading →
