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People like The Maryland House…

The Gormogons Posted on March 23, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…who knew? Dr. J. wondered if he was in the right place… Clan J. was traveling back from Dr. J.’s ancestral home, and stopped by The Maryland House off I-95 at about 4:30 in the morning to void, buy more … Continue reading →

Posted in Donuts, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, Maryland House, People's Republic of Maryland

Spring Break – J. Edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Motown Philly…back again! Gentle Readers, Dr. and Mrs. J. and the J.lings are leaving the confines of the #snowdome and are headed north to visit Mama J. and the J.-in-laws this week. He leaves the blog in The Czar’s more … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J. Style, Spring Break

In Which Dr. J. Has An Opposing Point of View OR The Subversive Oscars

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. typically walks in lock step with GorT on most issues, especially the mocking of self-important left wing celebrities who support causes that either offend the sensibilities of (e.g. Planned Parenthood), or by effect keep the regular folk down … Continue reading →

Posted in Disney, Dr. J. Style, Ellen, Frozen, Hollywood conservatives, Idina Menzel, Jared Leto, Let It Go, Lil Resident, Oscars, Progressives, The Czar

Mailbag – Bag-o-pups Edition

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, In addition to the Olympics, the Westminster Dog Show is taking place! That’s an event that will never be hosted in Sochi, for very obvious reasons, including the fact that the Venn diagram of dog show people and … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, Dogs Are Better Than Cats, Dr. J. Style, Lady J., Loki J., Media Bias, Mrs. Dr. J., Retired Spook, The Czar, Westminster Dog Show

Dr. J. Reflects on the Opening Ceremonies

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Flame on! Gentle Readers, As you know, Dr. J. is the Olympics aficionado of the group. He would have posted this sooner, but he watched the Opening Ceremonies DVR’d as it was Senior Night for the Bene Gesserit Witches basketball … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Dr. J. Style, GorT, This Olympics Really Sucks

Happy Birthday Macintosh!

The Gormogons Posted on January 24, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Ole’ Grandaddy Dr. J. is the official Apple Aficionado™ of the Gormogons. While the love of Apple by the other Gormogons range from mild amusement, to grudging admiration, to apathy, to outright loathing, Dr. J. is the water carrying fanboy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Dr. J. Style, Gormogon Infighting, Happy Birthday, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®

Unemployment Benefits Extended: Minorities and Women Hardest Hit

The Gormogons Posted on January 6, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

NYT Headline: World to end tomorrow, women and minorities hardest hit. Gentle Readers, Dr. J. would like to expound upon ‘Puter’s ‘Putertastic ‘Polemic posted earlier today. Hey, even if it isn’t as good as your last job, it’s good enough! … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Dr. J. Style, Economic policy, Fox and Friends, Peter Morici

Day Of The Pony or TWO REVIEWS

The Gormogons Posted on November 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This will make sense if you watched the Day of the Doctor Gentle Readers, This contains spoilers, but as it is after the 48 hour embargo period, Dr. J. decided to start off with spoiler free reviews then delve into … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Lil Resident, My Little Pony, Science Fiction, This movie really sucks, This TV show really sucks

We Need a Little Christmas…

The Gormogons Posted on November 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Man, it’s been a sucky year or two, Charlie Brown. The retail sector has no shame. They have been pushing their Christmas decorating earlier and earlier every year. Indeed, the Charlie Brown Easter special back in 1974 was hip to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J. Style, John Galt, Merry Christmas, ObamaCare, Recession, Showtunes, The Obama Amateur Hour

Turn back the clock…

The Gormogons Posted on November 2, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…an hour tonight. Time Turner (aka Dr. Whooves) is turning back the clock, so should you! Daylight saving time ends, and standard time starts at 2 AM, tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning, you get to live 1-2 AM all over again,if … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Daylight Saving Time, Doctor Who, Doctors, Dr. J. Style, Gormogon Infighting, My Little Pony, Residents

The Question No One Is Asking About Healthcare.Gov

The Gormogons Posted on October 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Meesa hand ovah the keys to the Republic for free healthcare for Gungans, okieday? Gentle Readers, In all of the headlines about the miserable failure that is the Healthcare.gov website, no one is asking this simple question:Why do people have … Continue reading →

Posted in 1984, Big Government, Dr. J. Style, Government Control, Jar Jar, Mixed Metaphors, ObamaCare, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour

The Meme Is Here OR Dr. J. Lies OR Shorter The Czar

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. saw this meme and had to post it, breaking radio silence 4 hours earlier than planned. It nicely summarizes The Czar’s excellent ~1021 word polemic in one picture and 21 words. Back to your regularly scheduled … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Dr. J. Style, Government Shutdown, Meme, The Czar, The Obama Amateur Hour, Veterans’ Affairs, World War II

Stent-mania

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. would like to wish President Bush a healthy and rapid recovery from his angioplasty and stenting today. This is an example of primary stenting of a type A lesion, no pre-dilation with a balloon. Easy peasy apple squeezy. … Continue reading →

Posted in Angioplasty, Barack Obama, Cardiovascular Disease, Darth Ponicus, Dr. J. Style, Dr. Rarity, George W. Bush, Yemen

Restaurant Insurance: A Healthcare Allegory

The Gormogons Posted on May 31, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Socialized medicine? The Doctor says, “RUN!” Today, Dr. J. is copying in whole-cloth a post from the now defunct Ideal Medical Practices blog. Written by Megan Lewis, M.D., in February of 2009, this piece flew onto Dr. J.’s radar this week. … Continue reading →

Posted in Doctor Who, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, ObamaCare, The Obama Amateur Hour

Headlines from Earth 2 – 2005 Edition

The Gormogons Posted on May 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

President Starr was equally fetching with his goatee. Gentle Readers, Dr. J. took GorT’s time machine for a spin, and not only went back in time, but shifted a lane or two over to the left to a mirror universe … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Dr. J. Style, GorTechie's Time Travel Adventures, Internal Revenue Service, Media Bias, Satire, The Obama Amateur Hour

Reagan – Tactical Genius

The Gormogons Posted on May 7, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Also sprach Czar-a-thustra: In the end, the President will be tarnished but not damaged—like Reagan in the Iran-Contra affair (although the level of Obama’s probable involvement and complicity was quite different than Reagan’s). Quite true. Despite the kind but feebleminded … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J. Style, Gormogon Infighting, Humor, Jimmy Don't Make Me Have To Kill You, Ronald Reagan, Satire, SNL

Jay Carney now has a Lego Minifig

The Gormogons Posted on May 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A long distance dedication to The Czar. You may recall Dr. J.’s nickname for press secreatary Jay Carney. Well, the Mouth of Sauron™ is now a LEGO mini figure. Callou Callay, oh Frabjous Day! Dr. J.

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Posted in Dr. J. Style, Humor, Lego, Lord of the Rings, The Czar of Muscovy, Tolkien

It’s been too long…

The Gormogons Posted on April 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…since we’ve posted anything My Little Pony or Cthulhu. My Lil Cthulhu…Devoured Souls are Magic! Dr. J.

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Posted in Dr. J. Style, Humor, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, My Little Pony

Your Fair Share is 17%

The Gormogons Posted on April 12, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Would you like a side of deductions with that? Gentle Readers, President Obama filed his tax returns. When you calculate his rate ‘Dr. J.’ style, that is Total Tax/Total Income, it comes to 16.2% compared against Dr. J.’s 22.3%. Now … Continue reading →

Posted in Accountants, Dr. J., Dr. J. Style, Flat Tax, Jay Carney, Joe Biden, Taxes, The Obama Amateur Hour

Legalized Illegal Immigration: Turning Gay Marriage On Its Ear

The Gormogons Posted on April 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…literally, as Joe Biden would say. Dr. J. suspects that his progressive drone classmates and colleagues on Facebook are getting marching orders from somewhere.  Old and Busted Folks are knocking their pink and red equals signs on their sides, in … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Dr. J. Style, Facebook, Gay Marriage, Meme, Progressives, Twin Towers

Our Lil Obama’s Growing Up?

The Gormogons Posted on April 8, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. was reflecting on the approach that President Obama’s been taking with the public in his second term rather than his first term. During the first term, and on some issues in the second term, he reminds Dr. J. … Continue reading →

Posted in Dr. J., Dr. J. Style, Dune, Freedom, Ice Cream, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Star Wars, The Obama Amateur Hour

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