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More Male Bag! ‘Puter Does The Debt Limit Feedback

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s not certain if this is a PrideParade or the Gayest Mardi Gras EverTM, but he likes the color scheme and the horns. Mostly the horns. Operative BG writes in apropos ‘Puter’s piquant five-part series on the nation’s debt limit … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Mailbag, National Debt, Rights, U.S. Constitution

‘Puter Does The Debt Limit, Part Panj: ‘Puter’s Pontifications and Prognostications

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Hey, this ‘Puter guy’s making sense. Maybe Obama’s not — ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!* Welcome back, ‘Puter’s friends, to the show that never ends. ‘Puter’s so glad you could attend, step inside. Step inside. Stick with ‘Puter, people.  We’re almost … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Congress, National Debt, Suck It Czar, These politics really suck

‘Puter Does The Debt Limit, Part 4: What Really Smart Yale Law Professors Say About Appropriations Authority

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Obama and his lapdog media commandyou! Ignore the facts concerning Congress’constitutional prerogative to do exactlywhat it’s doing, holding Democrats over abarrel until they negotiate!* Welcome to the third installment of ‘Puter Does the Debt Limit! We hope you’ve learned something … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Congress, Media Bias, National Debt, Politics, Suck It Czar

‘Puter Does The Debt Ceiling, Part The First: A Primer

The Gormogons Posted on October 10, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Like Hypnotoad (AGTH),* PresidentObama, Democrats and the media expectus to unthinkingly believe them. ‘Puter’s sick and tired of know-nothings in the media – and even worse in government – spouting off about the debt limit, a subject which experience shows … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Barack Obama, Congress, Media Bias, National Debt, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar, U.S. Constitution

Shut Down, Put Up, Shut Up, Throw Down

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

When GorT gets fed up he gets fired up,when he gets fired up the laser he gets fired up GorT is pretty much fed up with the federal government.  Ever since “politician” was viewed as an acceptable answer to “What … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Federal Budget, Government Shutdown, Slackers, The Obama Amateur Hour

Do Your Freakin’ Job

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT has little patience for people complaining about the current fight over the federal debt ceiling, the defunding of the Affordable Care Act, and the impending “shutdown” of the federal government.  If the Congress, and specifically the Senate would do … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Federal Budget, The Obama Amateur Hour

WaPo’s Greg Sargent Lies About America’s Debt Ceiling

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been reading Greg Sargent, a confessed liberal, who writes for the Washington Post’s opinion pages. Mr. Sargent is exercised about Republicans holding up a debt limit increase This morning, Mr. Sargent writes: It remains to be seen whether major … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bankruptcy, Congress, Deficit, Economics, Entitlements, Liberal Idiots, National Debt, Social Security, Suck It Czar

Yes, You Heard Right

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So Island Dweller is a bit hot under the collar. And why not? Your immenseness The news just keeps rolling in, providing more information that should be dissected – and disseminated – via your site. I humbly refer to a … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Congress, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare

Dodd-Frank Action Begets Equal, Opposite Reaction From Banks: Democrats Baffled

The Gormogons Posted on July 31, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sir Isaac Newton is not amused with Democrats’willful ignorance of cause and effect. Ah, Democrats. In times of complexity, unease and upheaval like these, ‘Puter finds himself admiring their simplicity of mind. If ignorance is bliss, the vast majority of … Continue reading →

Posted in Banking, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Congress, Democrats, Economics, Liberal Idiots, New York Times - NYT, Recession, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Congressional (Quiet) Approval

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Interesting polls lately; apparently both Democrats and Republicans alike want to replace every member of Congress. By overwhelming responses. Of course, none of that matters. Most Congressional approval ratings are pure fantasy because you only vote for your Senators and … Continue reading →

Posted in Approval Ratings, Chuck Schumer, Congress, Harry Reid, Island Dweller, What is to be done?

Castles of One Sort or Another

The Gormogons Posted on July 10, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

All this and more can be yours for only $19.95! Your imperial majesty: My own царица has fled the aquatic hinterlands and is currently esconsced with the girls in the Big Easy. This leave me with more time on my … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Congress, Mailbag

Beer’s Law – Legislation Edition

The Gormogons Posted on July 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Nitwittery comes in pints? As you know, when our leaders are trying to show their solidarity with Joe Sixpack, they’re photographed with a beer in their hand. Hillary’s done it. Bill Clinton’s certainly done it (but Dr. J. posits that … Continue reading →

Posted in Beer, Chemistry, Congress, Harvard, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Legislative Proposals, Michael Bloomberg, The Obama Amateur Hour

Shooting and Lawyers. Two Words That Might Go Together

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Could the Czar be any happier than to have not one but two highly respected epistolarians offer sweet prose on different topics, each of which deserves a response. First, in order of arrival, is Borepatch, who delights us with a … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Congress, Firearms, Girls With Guns, Guns, Island Dweller, Lawyers, Mailbag, Military, Shooting, The law is an ass

The Pause That Refreshes

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Yeah, pretty much everything stops when LTC(R) Dan writes in. The Gormogons, as you well know, enjoy considerable military acquaintanceship, but we probably all give pause when LTC Dan writes in because, as you know, he is as smart as … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Mailbag, Military

Congress and the Military

The Gormogons Posted on June 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There was, back in the early days of the Tea Party, a movement afoot to make incoming Congressional freshman take a half-day seminar on the Constitution. This is probably a very good idea, given how many idiotic comments members of … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Military

A Different Kind of “Bail Out”

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And another from Island Dweller worth your time: Your most imperial highness, “Politico,” June 13 2013, reports members of both houses of Congress and their staffers are beginning to leave Capitol Hill en masse as their govt-subsidized health plans will … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Island Dweller, ObamaCare

Stop Thinking like Brinker* and Start Being a Phoenix

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT has many years of experience in working in and around the federal government and if there’s one thing that I’ve learned, it’s that when the government faces a problem it generally puts the same people in change of fixing … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Business, Congress, Taxes

Senate Gun Control Beat Down: Cowardice In Action Or Cowardly Inaction?

The Gormogons Posted on April 18, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

The US Senate treated foolish, ill-consideredgun control legislation much as Eliot Ness treated Frank Nitti: both are currently waitingin the car. And good riddance. To hear those on the Left tell it, the Senate’s failure to pass gun control legislation yesterday … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress, Gun control, Liberal Fascism, Liberal Idiots, Main Stream Media, Second Amendment, Stupid People, Stupidity, United States Senate

A Conservative Legal Approach To Gay Marriage

The Gormogons Posted on March 26, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter and Czar at “Newlywed Gay CouplesDrink Free Night” at the Leaping Peacock.We’re not actually gay, but there’s nothingwe won’t do for free booze. There’s been no end of uninformed opining on the Left’s newly-discovered Constitutional right to gay marriage … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Conservatism, Constitutional Law, Federalism, Gay Marriage, Gay Pride, Gays, Liberal Fascism, Liberals, Stupid Politicians, Supreme Court, U.S. Constitution

Fiscal Cliff Compomise:Americans::Acme Products:Wile E. Coyote

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

In America’s real life version of the Roadrunner cartoons, we’re all Wile E. Coyote. But Congress is thesuper-genius that devises solutions basedsolely on the Acme line of products despiteits certain knowledge it’ll doom us all. Puter’s back after a well-deserved Christmas … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Economics, Fiscal Crisis, Gubbamint, Republicans, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Panic

The Gormogons Posted on August 12, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Living in Maryland, many assume that you’re a democrat first. We’re outnumbered at least 2 to 1 in the state and it’s reflected in the legislative bodies and the executive branch pretty clearly here. So, the democrat party machine is … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Paul Ryan, The Obama Amateur Hour

Caution: Work Area Ahead

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We all have heard the jokes – you know the ones, they go something like, “how many construction workers does it take to dig a hole?  Five.  One to dig and the other four to sit around and do nothing”.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, National Review, The Obama Amateur Hour

Holder: What Happens Now

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Okay, so Eric Holder was found in contempt of Congress! Dude, you really screwed up. Bad.(REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque) So now what happens? Actually, a lot, and not a lot. The crazy irony is that when a person is found in contempt … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Eric Holder, Law Enforcement, Lawyers, The law is an ass

The Czar Has Read the Opinion

The Gormogons Posted on June 29, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar, as you know, is not the kind of guy who relies on hysteria for very long. This evening, he read the Supreme Court’s decision, written by Justice Roberts. What we find there is not a total capitulation, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Constitutional Law, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Justice Roberts, ObamaCare, Tax Increase, Taxes, The Czar Reads HR 3200, U.S. Constitution

Always Good To See A Little Crazy

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

It is troubling when you see and hear an elected senator completely and blatantly misrepresent either intentionally or not the facts.  Case in point (h/t to the folks over at Above Top Secret) – Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO). Watch the … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Federal Budget, Liberal Idiots, Propaganda

Revealed: Who Will Be POTUS in 2013

The Gormogons Posted on June 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

No less a personage than Dick Morris—whom liberals will remember helped Bill Clinton get re-elected—said that he has done the math on November’s election. Polls can be fairly accurate predictors of election results provided they are analyzed based on historical … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Barack Obama, Congress, Democrats, Election, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, Polls, Republicans, Voting

The Czar Might Not Be Wrong Here

The Gormogons Posted on March 30, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If the Czar had to choose, and he is glad he does not, he would suspect the single greatest thing that annoyed GorT ever in the history of political science was Nancy Pelosi’s claim that she and Senator Harry Reid … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, GorT, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi

Just How Bad?

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We’ve talked about the federal budget process before – it starts with the president sending a proposed budget to Congress for consideration.  The president was late submitting it this year and Congress voted on it yesterday.  It went down in … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Federal Budget, Paul Ryan

Support the Dumb Name Act

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sit back for an idea that will never happen. But the Czar would suspect it would be incredibly popular, if not impossible to implement. How about this: how about Congress adopt rules that cutesy nicknames and oppositionally opposed words be … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Politicians, Politics, Stupid Politicians

They Still Haven’t Learned

The Gormogons Posted on February 14, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

So President Obama released his budget for FY2013 – possibly his last budget year.  First, let’s walk through some simple civics relating to the budget.  The Congressional Budget Act of 1974 sets forth the process (before which, scarily, there was … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Federal Budget, The Obama Amateur Hour

Lies, damned lies and Facebook…

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. is letting everyone else do his work for him today, as he has a crazy day at work. This, however caught his eye, and as such he recommends reading it, if only because the first graph was being … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Deficit, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, National Debt, Republicans, The Obama Amateur Hour

What SOPA You?

The Gormogons Posted on January 19, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

We’ve been a bit remiss talking about the big SOPA swirl over the last few days.  So let me give you the short summary and then a bit more of a detailed explanation: Summary:  Congressmen do stupid stuff.  Always have … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, SOPA, Stupid Politicians, Technology

Weighed and Counted

The Gormogons Posted on December 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Poll numbers are always interesting. No, wait—most polls are totally uninteresting. Let us rephrase that: polls that agree with our point of view are always interesting. CBS News, which seems to have noticed the bloom is off the rose faster … Continue reading →

Posted in CBS News, Congress, One Term President, Polls, President

Spinning Around the Axelrod

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Yesterday, David Axelrod stopped working on his résumé long enough to state that the President is in great shape for 2012. Members of the media have focused on the President’s approval ratings as if they existed in a black box…Following … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Election, Republicans, The Obama Amateur Hour

Random Thoughts

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

GorT has been a bit busy with the whole time traveling thing (summary notes on the most recent trip to the future are forthcoming) but here are a few random thoughts while I’ve locked onto our internet connection – this … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Congress, Gormogonica, Science

Re: Root Cause Analysis

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

And now the root cause leader speaks.  Failed to do her job.  Period. GorTGorT is an eight-foot-tall robot from the 51ˢᵗ Century who routinely time-travels to steal expensive technology from the future and return it to the past for retroinvention. … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats

Root Cause Analysis

The Gormogons Posted on February 18, 2011 by GorTApril 7, 2014

So here’s the new meme in the news that you’ll start seeing in a few hours at the 10 or 11 o’clock news and going forward for a few days at a minimum:  the Evil Republicans are going to shut … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats

Eight False Things the Liberals Think They ‘Know’ Before Election Day

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

I saw on the interwebs a blog posting entitled “Eight False Things the Public ‘Knows’ Before Election Day”. It is hosted on a liberal leaning site and the bent can clearly be seen. I thought, for fun, I’d do a … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Liberals, Nutjobs, Pork filled Stimulus Bill

Carpe Diem

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

So when the majority party (Democrats) in Congress fail to execute one of their core duties through their cowardly non-vote approval of a budget what do you do?  Well, the Republican Study Committee (RSC) decided to work up one of … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Federal Budget

Most Open, Honest, Ethical Congress Ever…..Pffft

The Gormogons Posted on July 6, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Human Events reported on July 2nd the following: Last night, as part of a procedural vote on the emergency war supplemental bill, House Democrats attached a document that “deemed as passed” a non-existent $1.12 trillion budget. The execution of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, The Obama Amateur Hour

Da Deemers

The Gormogons Posted on July 3, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

So the Doc sends in this story, beautifully illustrating the degree to which liberal governance is parting ways with the rule of law, with the question What would happen if the Republicans just decided not to show up for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Constitutional Law, Democrats, Federal Budget, Liberals

The Economic Engine

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dr. J writes in: GE/Rolls Royce had an advertisement on the radio asking me to call my congressman to ask him to support funding their jet engine program for the F-35. After my so-called Blue-dog Democrat voted for TARP, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Congress, F-35

Understatement of the Year Award

The Gormogons Posted on May 24, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

“Congressman Eric Massa [(D-NY)]was a little bit crazy.” This from Esquire magazine’s July 1 edition according to the WaPo. Other interesting tidbits? OK. Here goes: 1. Rep. Massa contemplated suicide on several occasions. 2. Rep. Massa pulled a Kennedy and … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Stupid Politicians

Re: Fish, Barrel and Dion(ne)

The Gormogons Posted on May 17, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

I took a read over the WaPo OpEd by Mr. Dionne, Jr. and I wanted to add the following to ‘Puter’s thoughts – Mr. Dionne believes that this “ideological purity” that the GOP is pursuing (whether or not you believe … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, E.J. Dionne

Appearance of Impropriety

The Gormogons Posted on May 4, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Judges and many other professionals are enjoined by ethics regulations to strive to avoid even the mere appearance of impropriety. That is, if you’re considering doing something that’s perfectly legal, but looks bad, you should not embark on that course … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Stupid Politicians

Edge of the cliff

The Gormogons Posted on April 26, 2010 by GorTApril 7, 2014

Dan Henninger from the WSJ has a great OpEd video below.  He makes a number of excellent points, but the one I like the best and wish the regular news outlets would pick up on is that it is much … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress

Tee Frikkin’ Hee

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

‘Puter’s correspondent Uncle Jay (of Listen to Uncle Jay fame) forwarded a link to this New York Times story on ObamaCare’s implementation. In its haste to cram poorly drafted health care reform legislation down our throats, Congress inadvertently ordered itself … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Stupid People

Who is the “Party of No” ?

The Gormogons Posted on March 25, 2010 by GorTMarch 25, 2010

Yesterday into last night, the GOP forced the Senate to consider 29 amendments to the health care bill.  The democrats voted each one down.  Keep this in mind when Obama continues his stumping for public support for this bill.  I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare

Re: Liberal Media Still Believes Name-Calling Lie

The Gormogons Posted on March 24, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 24, 2010

Confucius* says, I don’t want to blow your mind, cats and kittens, but you know the story the Czar is commenting on, where some liberal Democrats walked through a crowd of Tea Partiers and came out claiming they’d been spat … Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit racism accusations, Congress, Racism, Tea Party

And Speaking of Gay Scandals …

The Gormogons Posted on March 5, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 5, 2010

Back to Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY), ‘Puter’s almost Congressman, and his foray into same-sex sexual harassment. Rep. Massa is reported to be announcing his resignation from Congress, effective Monday at 5:00 p.m. But it’s got nothing to do with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Scandals

Early Retirement

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2010 by 'PuterMarch 3, 2010

Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY)* is retiring from Congress after only one term. Health reasons? Disgusted with partisan politics? Nope. Congressman Massa allegedly got a little too handsy with one of his office staff. A male office staffer. ‘Puter’d love to … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress

Are you kidding me?

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2010 by GorTFebruary 27, 2010

As I started my day this morning I almost choked on my 10w-40 omelet when I saw this.  Read it, including the unbelievable transcript of Rep. Pelosi’s (D-CA) responses.  She stands by her claim that she’s running the most “honest, … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress

The One’s Nation, Under God …

The Gormogons Posted on January 28, 2010 by 'PuterJanuary 28, 2010

The Washington Post’s website headline right now is a quote from President Obama’s State of the Union address last evening. That quote? “We were sent here to serve our citizens.” Now, mayhaps ‘Puter’s being hypersensitive on the issue, but he’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress

Rules, Schmules

The Gormogons Posted on December 17, 2009 by GorTDecember 17, 2009

Remember the quote that Rep. Pelosi claimed would be the modus operandi of the democrat-led Congress?  No?  Let me remind you: Democrats pledge to make this the most honest, ethical, and open Congress in history. – Rep. Pelosi So fast … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrat consistency, Rule of Law

Back Door Government Health Care

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 10, 2009

‘Puter’s been reading a lot of the commentary on President Obama’s address to the joint session of Congress last night. Here’s one item that ‘Puter thinks has gotten short shrift. President Obama declared that in his preferred health care reform … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Stupid People

“Congress has already exempted itself from Public Option”

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 9, 2009

And in this video, Moffit points to an amendment offered by Rep. Dean Heller, R-NV, during a House Ways and Means Committee meeting just before the recess began that would have required Members to be covered by the Public Option … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Hypocrisy, Socialized Medicine

Is it any wonder?

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2009 by GorTSeptember 7, 2009

The Pew Foundation’s Project for Excellence in Journalism conducted a recent research effort looking at about a month’s worth of front pages of The Washington Post and found that 72 percent of the stories related to health-care were about politics, … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Congress, Government Run Healthcare

Re: Re: Fearing Face to Face

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2009 by GorTSeptember 2, 2009

I decided to go to the source (annotated by me): The National Do Not Call Registry applies to any plan, program, or campaign to sell goods (i.e. GM cars) or services (i.e. Healthcare) through interstate phone calls (the call was … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Gormogon Infighting

Re: Re; Fearing Face to Face

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2009 by GorTSeptember 1, 2009

Czar – Ah, but congress now owns General Motors and a stake in some banks and therefore I’m considering it a solicitation from either the banking industry (clearly covered by the Do Not Call list) or the automotive industry (ditto). … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Gormogons

Universal Translator, Democrat Edition

The Gormogons Posted on August 31, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 31, 2009

Plug the Democrats’ description of health care reform as a “moral duty” or “moral imperative” into the universal translator and out pops “health care opponents are ignorant racists who want you to die poor and in pain.” Thank goodness for … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Stupid People

Representation Without Taxation?

The Gormogons Posted on August 29, 2009 by The MandarinAugust 29, 2009

While driving into work this week I was listening to the Quinn and Rose show on XM radio. A caller to the show made the point that one of the main motivators for the American Revolution was that we were … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Conservatism, Democrats, House of Represenatives, Taxes

Cash for Refrigerators, Or The Impossibility of Reason

The Gormogons Posted on August 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 25, 2009

You’d think this is a hoax, but only if you were sane. Congress has decided it has had enough of Cash for Clunkers. After all, the program proved to be unmanageable, has completely run out of funding, and still has … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Steven Chu, Stimulus Package

One in Two Americans

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 19, 2009

Not that the Czar trusts Rasmussen any better than anyone else, but he quickly acknowledges that Rasmussen seems to produce the most interesting poll results. As you have heard, one in two Americans is not digging Hope and Change, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Axis of Arrogance, Barack Obama, Congress, Democrats, It Must Be Bush's Fault, Politics, Republicans

Axis of Arrogance

The Gormogons Posted on August 19, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 19, 2009

Tweaking the renowned philosopher Forrest Gump, “Arrogant is as arrogant does.” ‘Puter, as any student of Washington, has known that many Congressmen are self-important blowhards with thinly-veiled disregard for their constituents. In recent days, at town hall meetings across the … Continue reading →

Posted in Axis of Arrogance, Congress, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Stupid People

Is this to be respected or repulsed?

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2009 by GorTAugust 18, 2009

Rep. Massa has been really good about holding town hall meetings and listening to his constituents. So when he comes out and says that he’ll vote against those he represents if he thinks he’s doing the right thing, is that … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare

Townhall Survival Kit

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 11, 2009

The Czar enjoyed a leisurely morning at the barber shop, getting his locks shorn and the dead lice combed out. That should last him another year or two. On the television, the WGOR morning news show was offering up a … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Socialized Medicine, Townhall Protests

Another Scientific Betrayal by the Dems

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 10, 2009

If you want to see more Democratic hypocrisy, you are in luck. You never need to wait long. Because remember: Obama is the science and technology president! Scientists celebrated that the Bush days of public lynchings of physicists, and underground … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Liberals, Nuclear power (more now please), Science, Space, Steven Chu

Anti-American or Anti-Congress

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2009 by The MandarinAugust 10, 2009

Your Mandarin remembers an old saying that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. If that is really true than Nancy Pelosi should be smiling from ear to ear. Rather she is very vexed that the “evil and vast” right-wing … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Congress, Nancy Pelosi, Tea Party, Un-american

No Representation Without Legal Presence In Our Nation

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 10, 2009

Today’s Wall Street Journal carries an opinion piece by John S. Baker and Elliott Stonecipher stating their concern about counting illegal aliens in the 2010 census. Counting illegals will give California, according to the authors, 8 representative seats in Congress … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Illegals

I’ll Just Wait for the Books on Tape Edition…..

The Gormogons Posted on July 28, 2009 by The MandarinJuly 28, 2009

In what has to be one of the most asinine statements to come out of Congress in a long time, and by a long time I mean about 23 minutes ago, Congressman John Conyers (D-MI) comments on the futility of … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-American, Book Burning, Congress, Socialized Medicine

F-22 Watch

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 17, 2009

As you’ll recall, Confucius* says “Buy more F-22s.” This question is heating up increasingly, with Congress and many military officers on the one side, and Secdef Gates and the White House on the other. Dodbuzz.com calls it A Battle for … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress, Defense spending, Department of Defense, F-22, Robert Gates

Same Planet, Different Worlds (Part 382)

The Gormogons Posted on July 17, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 17, 2009

Hard to believe these are the same news stories. AP reports that the Congressional Budget Office Director concludes the Obamacare Bill will fail to slow the rise of health care costs. Fortunately, the story continues, bipartisan efforts and a revamping … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Nancy Pelosi, ObamaCare, United States Senate

You Write ‘Em. Try Reading ‘Em.

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2009 by 'PuterJuly 8, 2009

Karl Rove, subject of numerous liberal consipracy theories, is testifying on Capitol Hill today before Rep. John Conyers’ (D-MI) House Judiciary Committee. Mr. Rove’s testimony concerns President Bush’s (43) firing of several United States Attorneys. Democrats claim that President Bush’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Karl Rove

Civic Duty

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2009 by GorTJuly 2, 2009

Anyone who has read historical books about the early American “politicians” (i.e. Washington, Adams, Jefferson, et al – and quotes on purpose as you’ll understand shortly) will clearly know that none of these people viewed the role of state representative, … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Waste and Fraud

It’s A New Day, It’s A New Age

The Gormogons Posted on May 15, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMay 15, 2009

Add this bit of proposed legislation to the list of things that would be deemed a horrific abuse of the Constitution…if Bush were still President. But he’s not, so it’s okay. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный … Continue reading →

Posted in Bush Derangement Syndrome, Congress, George W. Bush

Wanna make some money?

The Gormogons Posted on May 8, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.May 8, 2009

Maybe invest with these guys (article via FotG, Dancin’ David Frum), who claim that in the 11,000 or so trading days since 1965, the market has risen fifty times higher on days when Congress is not in session. While that’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, David Frum, Economic policy, Free Market Economy, Regulations, Taxes, U.S. Economy

Making Beds. Lying In Them. Etc.

The Gormogons Posted on March 20, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 20, 2009

We deserve what we’re getting now, and we deserve what’s coming down the pike. First now, next later, then an unsatisfactory conclusion. Now. We’ve reaped the whirlwind of our past acts in the current financial collapse. People who had no … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Financial Crisis, Moral hazard

Your government at work.

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.March 18, 2009

Well, maybe this explains the whole “stimulus package.” Ye gods and little fishes. Watch the whole thing. Ok, actually, this is a lot more germane. And almost as head-batteringly stupid. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Florida, Stupid People

More MSNBC Nonsense

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2009 by GorTMarch 11, 2009

So, apparently, it’s not the fourth estate’s job to inquire and prod about problems in politicians or political appointee’s past. We know that the White House and Congress doesn’t do a good job vetting it (see half a dozen posts … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Liberals, MSNBC, The Obama Amateur Hour

Is anyone else getting this?

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2009 by GorTFebruary 11, 2009

So the democrats take control of the Congress in 2006 with the self-proclaimed goal to be the most “honest, open and ethical” Congress ever. They proceed to hold closed-door sessions on immigration reform, they have numerous ethical problems, and some … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Congress, Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi

Just Amazing

The Gormogons Posted on February 10, 2009 by GorTFebruary 10, 2009

So the House passes a bill and it becomes obvious that over half of it is filler that is unlikely to be anything close to a stimulus.  So the Senate jumpes in on the action now and what happens?  Well, … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Stupid People, Taxes

They really know what to do??

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2009 by GorTJanuary 31, 2009

Given this following video, how can we believe that the democrat-led Congress knows how to help the economy? They ignored warnings from the Bush White House repeatedly. They claimed that FreddyMac and FannieMae were not in trouble. So now, we … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac

More of the Honest, Ethical, Open Congress at “work”

The Gormogons Posted on January 27, 2009 by GorTJanuary 27, 2009

Wind the time machine back a few years and recall that the big push was for consumers to buy more energy efficient appliances and fixtures with the benefit that they will save tens and hundreds of dollars on their utility … Continue reading →

Posted in CFL, Congress, Democrats, Do What I Say - Not What I Do, Energy

Sticking It To The Good Guy

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2009 by 'PuterJanuary 13, 2009

As ‘Puter observed earlier, Citibank is intent on committing corporate suicide by supporting the Democrats’ misguided plan to allow bankruptcy judges to cram down (i.e., rewrite principal amount, interest rates and terms) residential mortgages. The much smarter John Lott has … Continue reading →

Posted in Bankruptcy, Citibank, Congress, Democrats, John Lott

The Other Fairness Doctrine

The Gormogons Posted on January 6, 2009 by GorTJanuary 6, 2009

When Newt Gingrich (R-GA) and the newly elected republican majority entered Congress in 1995 with the “Contract for America”, they also authored rules that provided for the minority party’s opposition to be heard and acted upon.  This included the ability … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Nancy Pelosi

Ghettoputer’s new ride!

The Gormogons Posted on November 21, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 21, 2008

Click the graphic to read all about it! Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Auto Bailout, Big Three, Congress, Democrats

Krusty, He Ain’t

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 15, 2008

As if clowns weren’t scary enough, now there’s one on the loose trying to lure kids into a van in Chicago. Hey, has anyone seen the Congressional leadership lately? (‘Puter passed on the all-too-obvious Sen. Obama joke). 'PuterAlways right, unless … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Clowns, Congress, Scary

A Little More Gasoline, Mr. Fire?

The Gormogons Posted on October 2, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 2, 2008

In a great example of how not to handle a financial crisis, Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) decided to incite more market instability. In comments to the press last evening, Sen. Reid stunningly stated We don’t have a lot of leeway … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Financial Crisis, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi

14 Percent

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2008 by GorTJuly 25, 2008

So what do you get when you push through legislation like the Fannie/FreddieMac bailouts, the closed-door La Raza Immigration Bill, etc.; have corruptions like the sweetheart mortgage deals, cold hard cash hiding in freezers, etc., all after publicly claiming that … Continue reading →

Posted in Al Gore, Congress

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