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More Bad News for Democrats

The Gormogons Posted on December 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

CNN conducted what appears to be the 7,346th straight poll that spells real problem for the Democrats. In this their latest, even CNN is conceding that it’s a rough time to be a Democrat. Worse, CNN—who at worst shills for … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Barack Obama, CNN, Democrats, Polls, Republicans

Tipping Points: Why Gosnell Matters

The Gormogons Posted on April 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is a particularly embarrassing Tweet: On Gosnell “blackout,” where were conservatives before this week? salon.com/2013/04/12/con… via @salon — Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) April 12, 2013 It is difficult to determine whether CNN’s shockingly clueless Donna Brazile really believes this herself, … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, CNN, Government Run Healthcare, Government spending, Gun control, Infanticide, Leftism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Murder, Social Media, Twitter

Turnabout, Fair Play, And So Forth

The Gormogons Posted on December 27, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar is, of course, dead set against the idea that Piers Morgan can, or should, be booted out of the country because he has willfully and persistently demonstrated that he is of low intelligence. In the unlikely event you … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, First Amendment, Gun control, Guns, Second Amendment, Stupid People

Dept. of State’s “Unmitigated” Failure

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Mr. Philippe Reines, who evidently has no idea how to manage himself, let alone the media. No, you didn’t elect him. The news about the Libyan attack keeps getting worse. The Czar was particularly troubled at an emerging story that … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Department of State, Hillary Clinton, Journalism, Libya, Main Stream Media, Media, Stupid People, The Obama Amateur Hour

Scrambling

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

About the only thing worse for the democrats than Paul Ryan being chosen as the VP pick would have been if he were chosen as the Presidential nominee.  They are running around trying desperately to make this “scary Paul Ryan … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Economic policy, Media Bias, Paul Ryan

Network News: Another Relic That’s Overstayed

The Gormogons Posted on July 14, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And so only 21% of Americans trust television news shows, a glum television news industry admits. Or, to put the Czar’s way, 79% of Americans think television news is crap. Can’t imagine why. Never mind any discussion about left-wing or … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, CBS News, CNN, Fox News, Main Stream Media, Media, MSNBC, NBC News, Newspapers

Making the News

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

How the Obama campaign has been treating the press; and the press has beengetting a little tired of it. Many of us on the Right are thumping our knees with laughter over the Left’s outrageous denial that the Walker re-election … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, CNN, Jay Carney, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, MSNBC, NBC News, One Term President, The Obama Amateur Hour, Wisconsin

Trading Paint: Tonight’s Debate Thoughts

The Gormogons Posted on January 20, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ai-yi-yi. Yi-yi-yi-yi. Despite some tweets we saw that spoke of boredom, the Czar thought tonight’s debate was killer. Darn nearly so, too. First question was to Newt Gingrich about his ex-wife’s ABC News interview, and Gingrich blasted the moderator and … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, CNN, Election, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, South Carolina

Beyond the numbers…

The Gormogons Posted on December 20, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In a CNN poll released today, 49% approve of the job President Obama is doing. This is a jump from 44% a month ago. Dr. J. from a poll methodology standpoint, the big red flag is that this looks at … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Lèse-Obamasté, Lies Damned Lies and Statistics, Shaved Ice

Tonight’s Debate: Much Improved

The Gormogons Posted on November 23, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Tonight’s debate was one of the better ones, actually—obviously, the candidates all took the issue of national security seriously, because this was tonight’s theme, and all the question stemmed around it. We began with a nutty CNN intro that looked … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, CNN, Election, Republicans

Separated At Birth?

The Gormogons Posted on June 16, 2011 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin has been thinking about this quite a lot lately. Is CNN’s Randi Kaye any relation to our own Sleestak? I tried asking Sleestak, but truthfully, that stutter of his makes him hard to understand. The MandarinThe Mandarin, whose … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Journalism, Sleestak, Television

Your Debate Analysis

The Gormogons Posted on June 14, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, the Czar grabbed a couple of frosties and put his feet up on the couch to watch this evening’s debate, accompanied to his delight by the Царица (who thought that Michele Bachmann had an awesome hairstyle) and the Цесаревич … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Election, Republicans

Fair is Fair

The Gormogons Posted on November 7, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

CNN says “GOP senator: Consider neutering Iran’s ‘ability to wage war.’” The Czar could say “Democratic Senators: Recommend blatantly ineffective sanctions against Iran in hopes they just give up on a decades-old quest to achieve nuclear weapons, especially now that … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Iran, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Nukes

Breaking Science News!

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 23, 2009

‘Puter needs to confirm CNN’s amazing scientific climatological analysis with GorT and Czar, for the depth and breadth of CNN’s breakthrough is astonishing! CNN has discovered that when it rains a lot over a long period of time, it floods. … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Science, Stupid People

Media Whores

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2009 by 'PuterAugust 4, 2009

Actually, the post title is insulting to whores. In a nifty bit of advance spinning on behalf of the Obama Administration, CNN today opines in the guise of a news item that even if President Obama has to raise taxes, … Continue reading →

Posted in CNN, Media Bias

The Comedy of Errors

The Gormogons Posted on July 8, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 8, 2009

Probably no one noticed it except the Czar, but CNN has a nice summary of everything that’s wrong with the Obama administration. The story discusses how the GOP is starting to turn the flame up on the Obama economic recovery … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, CNN, Economic policy, Economics, Election Results, Joe Biden, Obama Administration, The Obama Amateur Hour, Timothy Geithner, U.S. Economy

Perception Is A Great Reality

The Gormogons Posted on April 19, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 19, 2009

At first, it looked as if CNN was going to report negatively on POTUS Obama, which would be astonishing. But no, the headline was misleading: although ex-CIA Director Michael Hayden did say that Obama harmed national security by leaking out … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, CNN, Michael Hayden, Rahm Emmanuel, Torture

Maybe People Will Hear This

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2008 by GorTOctober 16, 2008

It looks like CNN is starting to pick up on the ACORN story. The YouTube clip shows a recent story where the first 2100 of 5000 applications turned in to Lake County, Ohio officials by ACORN were fraudulent. Eight members … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, CNN, Democrats, Vote Fraud

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