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Thought Snippets From ‘Puter’s Deranged Mind

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Believe it or not, this photo is in the eighth row of Google results if you google “Leaping Peacock.” This bears no resemblance to the Leaping Peacock Czar and ‘Puter frequent, at least not when ‘Puter and Czar are conscious. ‘Puter thinks … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Chris Christie, Leaping Peacock, Media, Suck It Czar

A Bridge Too Far

The Gormogons Posted on January 9, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar assumes by now you know of allegations—pretty convincing ones, really—that very senior members New Jersey governor Chris Christie’s staff were involved in a brutal form of political punishment, in which it said they ordered the pointless shutdown of … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Big Government, Chris Christie, Conservatism, New Jersey

Friends and Enemies

The Gormogons Posted on July 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller has his usual pair of related observations: Your majesty, Only a “consummate politician” could do this, after all those quaint little strolls on the beach…ID FoxNews home page6-29-13Associated Press Republicans accused New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie of getting … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chris Christie, Foreign Policy, Island Dweller, Spies

CPAC, Gov. Christie, the Conservative Movement and the Republican Party

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Yesterday, the Conservative Political Action Conference, or CPAC as it’s affectionately known, decided New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was not sufficiently conservative to address its 2013 gathering in Washington, D.C.One of ‘Puter’s favorite columnists, Charles Krauthammer, took CPAC to task, … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Conservatism, Republicans, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians, U.S. Constitution

You’re entitled to your opinion…

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Bowties are cool… “Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts,” Daniel Patrick Moynihan Dr. J. always softly chuckles when the left tries to portray the right as a group of backwards thinking Luddites because a … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, Avik Roy, Chris Christie, Daniel Patrick Moynahan, NRO, Pro-Choice, Pro-Life, Science

Mailbag – Baby, Baby, Babesiosis Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.’s Jersey Homeboy, @JEdmo writes in: Dr. J.,  What do you know about babesiosis? Friends mom is battling this parasite. She is on antibiotics and has been given several transfusions.  Thanks. Minion jedmo JEdmo, Thanks for writing in. Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Antibiotics, Chris Christie, Democrats, Infectious Disease, jedmo, Minions, New Jersey

That about sums up New Jersey…

The Gormogons Posted on December 13, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Garden State is a rich and varied state made up of diverse cultures, kinda like Yugoslavia… Growing up in the Philadelphia area as a yout’ Dr. J. saw New Jersey as two states: North Jersey vs. South Jersey609 vs. … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Dr. J., Humor, Linguistics, New Jersey

The Gormogon Primary

The Gormogons Posted on October 26, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Down in the depths of the Gormogons’ archives (still waiting for Marie to graduate and come organize them—we’re trying to talk GorT out of Dewey Hexavigesimal), word has reached Confucius* that the mass of GOP voters are unexcited about their … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Chris Christie, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Oh Marie, Republicans, Rick Perry

Ruminations

The Gormogons Posted on October 5, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Being a time-traveling robot, one doesn’t always think linearly so I have a couple thoughts that have been bouncing around the ol’ neural net and I figured I’d do a quick dump on each.  ‘Puter would counsel me to say … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Gormogonica, Kids These Days, Parents, Sports, Work

Why Christie Must Not Run

The Gormogons Posted on October 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Since none of you are evidently able to respond to Jedmo1996 on his questions regarding racial hypocrisy, we should like to bring up another valuable contribution of his. You do not want Chris Christie as your next president. No, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Election, New Jersey, President

Oh, There’s Lots Of Reasons To Worry About Christie

The Gormogons Posted on June 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Uh-oh. So Chris Christie took a helicopter to his son’s baseball game, stayed five minutes, and left? And this is the guy who is a notorious fiscal conservative? Conservatives are horrified! Not all of them, of course. Some of them … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Fiscal Crisis, Hypocrisy

Christie: Now The Doubts Appear

The Gormogons Posted on March 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Every so often, one of us here gets an email or two with a correction or clarification that winds up being an excuse to grind an axe. And, per policy, we either rip him a new one or we expose … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Mailbag

Thoughts On GOP Candidates

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, goodness, look at the time. Here we are, March of 2011, and we still do not know who the GOP candidate for president will be. This has so badly torn up the news media that the poor kids are … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Chris Christie, Election, John Bolton, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, President, Republicans

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The Gormogons Posted on February 1, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Ghettoputer’s sane alter ego just completely hammers Illinois. Now airing in radio markets around the state. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Chris Christie, Illinois, New Jersey, Taxes

History Calls Collect

The Gormogons Posted on November 22, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Ah, history. Where would we be without ya? The Czar thinks much of history. Today, he is thinking about a belief once shared by American politicians: the best presidents, the thought goes, neither seek the Presidency nor reject the call … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, President

Governor McDreamy

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) is ‘Puter’s schoolgirl crush, in a societally acceptable, non-homoerotic way. Check out Gov. Christie’s verbal beatdown of a teachers’ union hack planted in the audience. It makes ‘Puter’s pants all tingly. Your Gormogons will soon be … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Gubbamint

Ghettoputer is heading for New Jersey.

The Gormogons Posted on May 14, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

He’s hoping they pass gay marriage, because after this press-conference moment de pwnage, as they say in France, he can’t quit Chris Christie. Well played, Governor. Via Big Journalism & Save Jersey. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that … Continue reading →

Posted in Chris Christie, Media, New Jersey

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