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A Taste for Disaster

The Gormogons Posted on October 27, 2014 by GorTOctober 27, 2014

I subscribe to a number of blog feeds, email digests, etc. for work and personal interests.  A co-worker turned me on to Seth Godin’s daily emails from his blog – they’re short (usually) and specific to a single topic.  While … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Media

A Game of Inches

The Gormogons Posted on November 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar somehow began sighing halfway through the sentence “There’s a problem at recess.” The 11-year-old Цесаревич has serious eyes when he said it, but to be realistic most of these problems are two friends squabbling or the weird kid … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Talkin' Football

Reckless and Merciless

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Word got out yesterday that the Obama administration thought it would be funny to endanger the lives of kidnapped children. There simply is no easier way to describe it. So the next time liberals cry that something is For the … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Liberals, The Obama Amateur Hour

Great Moments In Education: Bad, Bad Teacher Edition, Part 17,586

The Gormogons Posted on April 25, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s teachers in high schoolwere Jesuits. And no Jesuit isas good looking as this fine, younglesbian child rapist. It’s been a long time since ‘Puter posted on America’s “education professionals” in action, too long perhaps. ‘Puter thinks he got bored, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Bad Teacher, Basketball, Children, Crime, Education, Lesbians, Teachers

What Does Our Future Hold?

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT’s second offspring celebrated her birthday over the weekend.  As part of it, we had a number of young teenage girls over at the house for cake and ice cream (that got ‘Puter’s attention).  As they got ready to sing … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Personal Responsibility, Popular Culture

Happy Birthday, Chief!

The Gormogons Posted on June 9, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This is Jack MacRae, who is one of the coolest guys around. In addition to his skills at animal care, he teaches some superb survival courses and tells some pretty funny stories. Today is the Царевич’s seventh birthday, and he … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Happy Birthday, Kids These Days, Mrs. The Czar, The Czar of Muscovy

Hello Kidney!

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative JS writes in under the subject header ‘From a children’s hospital’: Hello, kind sirs.  I wasn’t sure if you’d seen the following, so I thought I would share it with you.  God Bless,  Operative J S  P.S. Just looked, … Continue reading →

Posted in And yet she must scream, Children, Gormogon Operatives, Hello Kitty, Humor

Raising Millennials

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Times change and parenting adapts, maybe somewhat like the law with technology, slowly to the shifting landscape in which we raise our children.  Borrowing a theme from a recent speaker on internet and child safety and aligning it with some … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Facebook, Generations, Twitter

And a little child shall lead them…

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Only 14 days until the Adventzombiepocalypse of 2011!!1!!!!ELEVENTY!!!1!1! Do you know where your Third Edition Roman Missal† is? If you are a papist, you know that the English translation of the mass is being revised. Your parish has probably been scheduling … Continue reading →

Posted in Advent, Children, Dr. J., Eleventy, Gormogon Infighting, Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam, zombie apocalypse

Whatsoever you do…

The Gormogons Posted on November 10, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“Whatsover you do to the least of my people, that you do unto me.” Matthew 25:40 There is not much left to say after Muscovy’s own The Czar and the !!!1!!!ELEVENTY!!1!!licious ‘Puter’s eloquent takes on the Penn State scandal, so Dr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, College Athletes, Dr. J., Penn State

Storytime with Dr. J.

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. reads to the lil med student every night before going to bed. For whatever reason, (well, his dad is an overeducated Sith Lord, so what do you expect?) he has a taste for the dark and the exotic. … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Mondo, Mythology, Spanish Literature

Things Are Better, As Horrible As It Seems

The Gormogons Posted on July 27, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Professor Mondo has a typically well-written post today regarding the cultural transition parents underwent in the last few decades of letting kids be kids and (over-)protecting them from strangers. The essay is tightly written, and the Czar’s summary hardly does … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Crime

8-Year-Old’s Thoughts On Firearms

The Gormogons Posted on June 26, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

We have not had a good gun post in a while. Today, the Czar and Mandarin took the families shooting. The Inscrutable Mandarin brought the Lady Pêng of Hsüeh and Young Master MiGo, and the Czar brought the Царица and … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Czar-Related Firing Squads and Summary Executions, Guns, The Czar of Muscovy, The Mandarin

Re: ‘Puter’s Lemonade SexMouth

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Apologies to those who don’t get the Dinsey Channel movie reference… Admittedly, I am on the fence with this issue that ‘Puter raises below – I’m all for enforcing the rule of law – even as ridiculous as some are.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Media Bias, Stupid People

Lemonade and Sexual Favors

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2011 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter rarely defends government officials, particularly when they are bent on defending ill-conceived and burdensome regulations that ensnare kids and charities. So ‘Puter was a bit surprised to find himself on Montgomery County’s (MD) side in its decision to fine … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Media Bias, Stupid People

The Boys Can Play

The Gormogons Posted on June 17, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar apologizes for the length of what is, ultimately, a fairly personal post. Muscovy, as many of you tourists know, is a quiet, sleepy suburb to the west of Chicago. Here, your Czar rules as a ferocious tyrant, even … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Sports, Talkin' Baseball, This sport really sucks

A million more kids without insurance? Must be…ObamaCare®!

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

Heather Higgins writes: Hey, what’s the problem with real world consequences to your bad ideas when you’re a smug, snarky, sanctimonious ideologue? Nothing! If you’ve just killed the kids-only insurance market, that must be the insurance companies’ fault – because … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Dirty Liberals, Evil, Government Run Healthcare, Insurance, Leftism

The Guy Really Behind the ACORN Videos

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 25, 2009

The typical reader here knows all about the ACORN scandal; indeed, consider yourself more familiar with it than any MSM newsreader. We know all about the corruption and scandals on video, why O’Keefe did it, why Breitbart picked up on … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Children, Prostitution, Wade Rathke

New Zealanders Take Back Democracy

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 21, 2009

The Czar announces a secret plan to increase Gormogon readership around the world by putting out international news stories with appropriate content. See, we know people from all over the world read The Big G, and we know that international … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, New Zealand, Spotlight On...

HR 3200, Pages 801-900

The Gormogons Posted on August 21, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 21, 2009

To read the Czar’s review of HR 3200, pages 701-800, please click here. §1781(d) contains a statment that CHIP be amended by striking the phrase “legal residents” and replacing it with “lawfully residing in the United States.” That certainly expands … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Illegals, Taxes, The Czar Reads HR 3200

European Vacation

The Gormogons Posted on August 11, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyAugust 11, 2009

The Czar generally does not vacation to happy places. He did once, and was so delighted by what he found that he had the entire housekeeping staff gunned down. The Czar is not sure why he thought to say this, … Continue reading →

Posted in Bored Children, Children, Euro-Elitist Academics, Europe, Homeland Haters, Liberals, Psychology, Vacations

A Nation of Babies

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 1, 2009

We’re increasingly a nation of whiny little babies who don’t believe success ought to be earned.  Ruben Navarrette, Jr. posts an excellent column concerning student’s growing sense of entitlement to success, regardless of ability. According the study cited by Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Parents, Schools, Self-Esteem, Teachers

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