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If A Meeting Were A Conference Call

The Gormogons Posted on February 5, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar has never witnessed a more accurate video. This is so accurate it is positively painful. Know who found this for us? Borepatch. The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Business, Real World, You Tube

The Wages of Spin

The Gormogons Posted on December 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Operative MR has been working on a secret project for us, the nature of which shall not be revealed, named Project Shoot Down ISON. She takes time out from her busy schedule to write in. Please note especially her first … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, Texas, Unions

All About Unions and Minimum Wage

The Gormogons Posted on December 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

A Primer on Union Types There are basically three different types of labor unions. There are trade unions, who are the oldest, consisting of your electricians, masons, plumbers, carpenters, and so on. These men and women serve a serious function, … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, Doublewide, Unions

The Minimum Wages of Sin

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

California is raising its minimum wage to $10 an hour. Presently, it is $8 an hour. If a store owner has three part-time employees who are paid minimum wage, and let us say each worker shows up 24 hours a … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, California, Liberal Idiots

Y2K vs USA 2016

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Many of you will remember back in 1999 when the Y2K bug was all the rage. Suddenly, all these retired COBOL programmers were brought back as high-paid consultants to turn -00 into 1900. Reportedly, some programmers made more in 1999 … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Business, Computers, Government spending, Public Sector Jobs, Recession

Stop Thinking like Brinker* and Start Being a Phoenix

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT has many years of experience in working in and around the federal government and if there’s one thing that I’ve learned, it’s that when the government faces a problem it generally puts the same people in change of fixing … Continue reading →

Posted in Apple, Business, Congress, Taxes

Review: The End Is Near and It’s Going to Be Awesome

The Gormogons Posted on May 11, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today, it’s nothing less than a book review: The End Is Near and It’s Going to Be Awesome: How Going Broke Will Leave America Richer, Happier, and More Secure, by Kevin D. Williamson, landed in the Czar’s mailbox a couple … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Government, Business, Future, History, Politics, READ A BOOK

The Hostess with the Mostest

The Gormogons Posted on November 16, 2012 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Hostess announced plans to shut down this week.  They are facing a workers strike which their CEO has determined they can’t weather over a prolonged period.  The plans include laying off most of their 18,500 strong workforce after a Thursday … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, Economics

Well That Went Up In Smoke

The Gormogons Posted on October 8, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Sometimes it is not good to be the Czar. For example, he is helping his sainted mother translate some paperwork from her father, and needless to say, penmanship was pretty bad in that century. One can hardly tell a ѣ … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Business, Economics, Mailbag, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Tax Increase, Taxes, The Czar of Muscovy, U.S. Economy

Math: What the President Does Not Get

The Gormogons Posted on October 6, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

During the debate, President Obama crowed that he did not raise taxes on 97% of small business owners. Mitt Romney explained to him, to the President’s obvious discomfort, that the 3% who suffered the tax hike actually are responsible for … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Business, Economics, Math class is hard, Mitt Romney, ObamaCare, Tax Increase, Taxes, U.S. Economy

The Circle of Economic Life

The Gormogons Posted on May 9, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

“You and the Naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace On Monday, Dr. J. was riding shotgun with Pa … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Almonzo Wilder, Business, Dr. J., Economic policy, Pa Wilder, Regulations, The Obama Amateur Hour

Greatly Exaggerated

The Gormogons Posted on May 5, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

If you can put up with annoying ads and popups, Forbes posted an article by Eric Jackson called “Here’s Why Google and Facebook Might Completely Disappear in the Next 5 Years.” Mr. Jackson’s premise is that companies like Google and … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, Predictions, Technology

GD: More on Businesses Leaving the US

The Gormogons Posted on May 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

GD writes in with a couple more arguments and reminders about Corporate Tax Rates (including GorT’s favorite). Sorry: sometimes we assume that you all know this, but GD is right to add this in for our many first-time readers: Dread, … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, Economics, Global Economy, Taxes, U.S. Economy

The Oppressive Corporate Tax Rate

The Gormogons Posted on May 10, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The next time some weenus says that maintaining obscene corporate profits are why our jobs are moving overseas, point them to this picture: Here is why jobs are going overseas: the corporate income tax rate. Ask them which businesses pay … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, Global Economy, Taxes, U.S. Economy

Czar’s Mailbag Is Now Empty

The Gormogons Posted on November 24, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar is finally getting around to tackling a backlog of mail. First up, BG writes in: I read this and all I could think was, “Arghhh! The stupid! It burns!!!!!!!!!” E.J. Dionne writes: So on the one hand, we … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Business, Economics, Etruscan for Business Travellers, Illinois, Mailbag, North Korea, President, Sarah Palin, Social Security, South Korea, Taxes

Dowism

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJuly 2, 2009

Lao Tzu (for whom the Volgi has always had a low tolerance and once hit him in the head with an empty port bottle) once wrote “The Dow which can be spoken of is not the eternal way.” Indeed, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Business, Dow Jones, Economics, Media, Stimulus Package, Stock Market, Trading, Wall Street

How To Fail In Business

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 1997 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 21, 1997

There’s very little devoted to the topic of ruining your own success, so rather than join the millions of people trying to make you rich (and themselves), the Czar thought he’d show you business slouches how to really shoot yourself … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, Time Wasting

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