The snow is finally falling here in Muscovy, and the holidays must be fast approaching because all the car commericals on television are written by and for 5-year-olds. Seriously: whoever it was at Honda who greenlit the use of Michael … Continue reading →
It takes a few to make a patten. By our reckoning, Barack Obama is the fifth liberal progressive president, and like the other four, he has no coherent foreign policy outside of brute force. Here is our thinking: Woodrow Wilson … Continue reading →
President Obama started with a much weaker economy than I did. No President – not me or any of my predecessors could have repaired all the damage in just four years. Also sprach Bill Clinton to the nation at the … Continue reading →
The Czar won’t lie to you. He loves to see more and more mounting evidence that Bill Clinton made up enormous parts of his speech against the evil Republicans the other night. Not that the Czar is defending anything Clinton … Continue reading →
President Clinton’s speech was very odd. On paper, it served to accomplish two goals—to say that Barack Obama is a really nice guy, and that Republican criticisms of his presidency have been a little extreme compared to the GOP Bill … Continue reading →
The President. Sigh. Well, today, in response to scores of millions out of work and suffering, the President released his favorite beer recipes. Millions of Americans will now be back to work, you’ll see. And understanding the heartbreaking loss of … Continue reading →
President Bill Clinton, no darling to American conservatives, shows how far away he is from President Obama when he declares that Obama’s drilling moratorium, when the economy is this fragile and gas prices are leaping upward, is “ridiculous.” He also … Continue reading →
Anytime one compares two presidents with each other, the result can only go so far before it becomes unfair to both presidents. We have done it here, with provisions, when we compared Obama to Jackson, Obama to Carter, and even … Continue reading →
President Bill Clinton seems to think so. He said in an NBC interview that the “virulent” right-wing conspiracists that pursued him are now after President Obama. You can roll your eyes, but sit back a moment and think this through. … Continue reading →
Tom Jocelyn at the Standard writes a good post today on the fact that “Obama’s Popularity Abroad Does Not Equal Gains for America.” In short: his personal popularity has not changed any of the complexes of problems with which President … Continue reading →
According to Breitbart.com, Obama, Clinton eat Italian after Obama’s NY speech. What did the poor bastard do to deserve that fate? I would think you would have to cook him over a medium heat as not to dry him out. … Continue reading →
Behold! Indisputable evidence that Secretary of State Clinton, or someone very close to her, is a secret reader of your Gormogons. ‘Puter innocently enough posted this item, speculating that the Obama Administration used former President Clinton as an envoy to … Continue reading →
From the New York Times describing Clinton and Gore meeting at the airport yesterday. They shook hands first, and than hugged for a full five seconds, with Mr. Clinton patting his hand along Mr. Gore’s back and lingering before moving … Continue reading →
Your Volgi has returned from a distant land without decent internet service. Not that anyone missed him. I have no idea what the Czar was talking about here. Aren’t all corn-dogs fried? Besides, I have it on good authority that … Continue reading →
All right! POTUS42 (that’d be Bill “Bill” Clinton) is on his way to North Korea to straighten $#!+ out over there. You read that right: our former president is going over to PyôngYang (come for the 정과, stay for the … Continue reading →
Is he surprised that the UN made complete asses of themselves by letting Mahmoud Ahmadinejad address a conference on racism? No, he is not, for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad did his whole embarrassing denial of the Holocaust routine again exactly as the … Continue reading →
This isn’t even newsworthy. Heck, Bill Clinton’s entire presidency revolved around women. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer F. X. Gormogons claims to be an in-law of the Volgi, although no one really believes this. ’Puter carefully follows … Continue reading →
This is change we can all believe in, with the added benefit of adding experience to the P.E. Obama’s team. Ah, Iowahawk, is there anyone quite like you and your yummy, delicious satire? ‘Puter thinks not. And kudos on the … Continue reading →
You know, what, ‘Puter, I’m giving the Obamas a pass on sending their adorable daughters to D.C. public schools. True, their party is in the tank for the unions that immiserate and miseducate everyone else’s kids (especially those of poor … Continue reading →
Admittedly, I’m not a Clinton (Hillary or Bill) fan by any means and I tend to be rather disenchanted by the current slate of American politicians. I tend to believe that when “politician” became a career and not just a … Continue reading →
