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Ben Affleck. Yeah, That Says It All

The Gormogons Posted on August 24, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some thoughts on this Ben Affleck casting of Batman. Rocket Raccoon. Come on, even though the idea is preposterous, you have to admit…this is a badass-looking raccon. And he has a machine gun. Imagine if he had a great voice … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Ben Affleck, Benedict Cumberbatch, Bruce Greenwood, DC Comics, Man of Steel, Marvel Comics, Movies, Superman

Ben Affleck? WTF?!?!!??!

The Gormogons Posted on August 23, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Marrying Jennifer Garner was his best career move… Gentle Readers, Dr. J. was shocked today to learn that Ben Affleck was tapped to play Batman in the upcoming Superman/Batman sequel to Man of Steel. Really? Seriously? No disrespect to Mr. … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Ben Affleck, Benedict Cumberbatch, Bruce Greenwood, Man of Steel, Movies, Superman

Cunning Linguistics

The Gormogons Posted on June 7, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Novel data presentation has always been something Dr. J. has been fond of.  Similarly, regional dialect differences is also a subject of casual study for Dr. J. He largely has his 7th grade linguistics teacher to blame for this, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Data, Dick Clark, In English Please, Language, United States of America

Re: Holy Cell Phone

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Indeed one of Dr. J.’s IT professional chums has his home network hardwired and uses a ‘dumb phone’ in order to minimize his grid footprint because he’s that paranoid. Doc, are you referring to Ron Muskee, of 1118 Market Street, … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

Holy Cell Phone, Batman!

The Gormogons Posted on April 22, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Only Batman can process every Instagram, Facebook and Twitter Account at once! LOLCATZ! Dr. J. was extremely impressed with the impressive detective work brought to bear on the Boston Marathon bombing by the Boston PD, Massachusetts State Police and the … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Boston, Citizenry, Facebook, Police Dogs, Social Media, Terrorism, Terrorists, Twitter

How Things Work:Debt Ceiling Edition

The Gormogons Posted on January 8, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Maybe if it was platinum… The next big fight between the House of Representatives and the Senate-White-House-Media-&-Low-Information-Voter-Entitlement-Complex (aka the SWHMLIVEC) will be over the debt ceiling. The tack that the SWHMLIVEC will take is that the debt ceiling and spending … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Deficit, Federal Budget, Government spending, Platinum, The Obama Amateur Hour

Gotham Class Reunion

The Gormogons Posted on August 18, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

What has fair Katherina been doing lately? h/t – Not Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend, someone else… Dr. J.

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Posted in 1990s, Batman, High School, Humor, Shakespeare

Eye Want a Chicken Sandwich

The Gormogons Posted on July 30, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Much ado about chicken…what’s next, air conditioners? Oh, wait… The Chick-Fil-A non-troversy is a frustrating one for religious conservatives. The Catholic Church’s stance on homosexuality, as well described here by ‘Puter, describes a calling and a challenge for gay Catholics … Continue reading →

Posted in Bane, Batman, Chickens, Dark Knight, Gay Marriage, Leftism, Meme, New York, Progressives, Robert George, Roman Catholics, Utopia

How Things Work: Science Grad School

The Gormogons Posted on July 25, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Christian Bale, seen here visiting shooting victims in Colorado, has not received a $26K grant from the NIH. He is Batman, however… Your Gormogons have always been strong proponents of intellectual honesty, making our case with sound logic, reason, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, CBS News, Drudge Report, John Stewart, Journalism, NIH, NSF

I’m Batman (of Earth 47932, at least…)

The Gormogons Posted on June 15, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J.

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Posted in Batman, Comic Books, Humor, Nerds

Dr. J.’s Comic Book Gay-dar

The Gormogons Posted on May 23, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. used to work in a comic book store as a youth, so this story is up his alley. Dr. J. always found sexual themes to be extraneous to a good comic book story. The Dark Knight Returns and … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Comic Books, Gay Marriage, Gay Pride

Media Obsession

The Gormogons Posted on April 2, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You may have heard about Lenny B. Robinson. His black Lambo was pulled over in Maryland last week for not having license plates; he was also dressed in a perfect Batman costume. Turns out Mr. Robinson is a well-to-do businessman … Continue reading →

Posted in Batman, Charity, Conservatism, Journalism, Liberals, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias

Comic Books Meet Dungeons and Dragons

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. used to work in a comic book store as a youth. Just humor him. It’s been a long week. h/t geeksaresexy.com Ok. Ok. I’ll put the Batman one up too. Dr. J.

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Posted in Batman, Dungeons and Dragons, Humor, Nerds

I’m Batman…and I’m the 1%

The Gormogons Posted on October 17, 2011 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

You may have to blow this one up… Dr. J. Dr. J.

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Posted in 1%, Batman

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