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In Which ‘Puter Rantily Bludgeons NYT’s Editors For A Most Stunning Display Of Dipshittery, Student Loan Edition

The Gormogons Posted on July 24, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)learned all she needed to know abouteconomic theory selling tax-free boozeand cigarettes on The Rez.Sen. Warren also claims to have watchedaghast as Gen. Whitside slaughtered herpeople at Wounded Knee Creek in 1890. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s your … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bailout, Banking, Economic policy, Economics, Education, Gubbamint, Liberal Idiots, Massachusetts, New York Times - NYT, Rant, The Czar of Muscovy

Still More on the Ever-Exciting Tax Subsidies Question

The Gormogons Posted on February 3, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Remember 1000 years ago when the Czar took on the task of reading the entire draft ObamaCare bill? He didn’t receive nearly as much email on that as he is on this subject of film tax subsidies. Amazed and MC … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Economics, Free Market Economy, Mailbag, Movies, Taxes, The Czar Reads HR 3200

Czar’s Mailbag Is Now Empty

The Gormogons Posted on November 24, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

The Czar is finally getting around to tackling a backlog of mail. First up, BG writes in: I read this and all I could think was, “Arghhh! The stupid! It burns!!!!!!!!!” E.J. Dionne writes: So on the one hand, we … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Business, Economics, Etruscan for Business Travellers, Illinois, Mailbag, North Korea, President, Sarah Palin, Social Security, South Korea, Taxes

The Fact-Challenged Administration Speaks

The Gormogons Posted on May 28, 2010 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

In this morning’s Washington Post, Christina D. Romer, Chairman* of the White House Council of Economic Advisers attempts the unenviable task of defending the Administration’s proposed teacher bailout plan. Ms. Romer is by all accounts a well-educated and well-respected economist. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Economics, Teacher Unions

How ’bout dat ting, dere?

The Gormogons Posted on June 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.June 27, 2009

CHICAGO – Chicago White Sox front office spokesman Scott Reifert announced today that fans attending a July 11 twin bill versus the Minnesota Twins at US Cellular Field will receive a free commemorative mini-bat, unlimited ten cent Budweiser, and up … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Humor, Iowahawk, Iran, Stimulus Package, Talkin' Baseball

A Turn of the Wheel

The Gormogons Posted on June 3, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 3, 2009

Let us say that you are in a casino, near the roulette table. You have just witnessed a guy lose thousands of dollars over the last two hours. He nudges the guy next to him. “Say, pal…that was my kid’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, GM

As You Sow

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 1, 2009

Treasury Secretary Timothy “OTJ” Geithner has decided that being in charge of the auto industry is not good enough, and now wants the government to act as the CEO of banks. That is, he admits that he “would consider forcing … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Timothy Geithner

The Socialist Train Rolls On

The Gormogons Posted on March 22, 2009 by GorTMarch 22, 2009

So for whatever reason, the government bailed out a number of financial companies including AIG.  Presumably because without the bailout, the economic peril that we would have faced would be greater with a Chapter 11 filing than what we’re facing … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Hollywood liberals

Frank(ly), You’re Full Of It

The Gormogons Posted on March 16, 2009 by 'PuterMarch 16, 2009

Representative Barney Frank (D-MA) takes this week’s award in chutzpah.   Mr. Frank criticizes AIG’s bonus package stating, “these bonuses are going to people who screwed this thing up enormously.”  Mr. Frank thereafter advocates firing the executives responsible.  A few thoughts … Continue reading →

Posted in AIG, Bailout, Barney Frank, Bonuses

Just When You Think You’re Out

The Gormogons Posted on March 15, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovyMarch 15, 2009

The Czar just got hold of a spec script for this new crime drama pilot that the Volgi has been working on. He made the Czar promise to keep this draft a secret, so the Czar will only share it … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Banking, Satire

The Sub-Prime Community speaks

The Gormogons Posted on February 28, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 28, 2009

Memo to America’s Irresponsible Tea Party Whiners: STFU But through all of it, some of us persevered. We made the hard economic choices. We fought off eviction by keeping Linda Mustaine juiced up with mai tais at Applebee’s happy hour. … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Housing Crisis, Humor

Stray thought of the day…

The Gormogons Posted on February 27, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 27, 2009

So everyone (on the right, at least) keeps noting that Obama’s “stimulus” package is nothing like an actual stimulus package and won’t help the economy. It’s just the an enormous spending and social-engineering package, the agglomeration of Democrat wish-lists of … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Housing Crisis, Socialism, Socialized Medicine, Stimulus Package

Questions About the Housing Bailout

The Gormogons Posted on February 21, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 21, 2009

‘Puter prefaces his remarks on the Amazing Technicolor Bailout Package/Auto Company Bailout/Mortgagor Bailout with the caveat that he has no greater insight than most on what will or will not work.  ‘Puter’s different from most, though, as he admits he … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Bankruptcy, Housing Crisis

A Humble Suggestion For Sen. McConnell

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2009 by 'PuterFebruary 9, 2009

Quit fighting President Obama’s Giant Technicolor Bailout Extravaganza Stimulus Bill. Let the Democrats pass the abomination of a spending platform on their own. Just require one small tweak. Insist that any state that takes bailout/stimulus money of any kind have … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Mike McConnell

Hey, who’s this guy?

The Gormogons Posted on January 29, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 29, 2009

I kind of like him! “Interference of the State, the belief in the omnipotence of the State: that is a reaction to market failures,” Mr Putin said in his keynote address at the opening of the four-day meeting. “There is … Continue reading →

Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, Economic policy, Financial Crisis, Putin that Chekist хуй, Soviet Union

Man, if only Fred Thompson had run for president!

The Gormogons Posted on December 3, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 3, 2008

Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Auto Bailout, Bailout, Financial Crisis, Fred Thompson

Big Three Prescription: Pain

The Gormogons Posted on November 18, 2008 by 'PuterNovember 18, 2008

The Heritage Foundation gets it exactly right in The Foundry. Rather than let Congress run the Big Three in a bailout scenario, let the Big Three file bankruptcy. Bankruptcy court is a far better option for the Big Three than … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Big Three

Hopefully Someone is Listening to Newt

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2008 by GorTOctober 7, 2008

He’s a smart guy regardless of how polarizing he may be. He was able to get things done in Congress back with the “Contract for America”. In fact, it may be the last time a Congress was actually effective. A … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Bailout, Future, Newt Gingrich, Technology

New York, New York

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 30, 2008

Today, New York Post headline writers picketed in front of the New York Stock Exchange. The writers produced their own signs, perfectly capturing the sentiment of many Americans who foolishly played by the rules. ** Satire. And picture may be … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, New York Post, NYSE, Public Opinion

Populism Run Amok

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 24, 2008

‘Puter’s not certain what to think of the bailout. ‘Puter doesn’t trust Paulson much at all, with his “everything’s OK, nothing to see here, move along” shtick of a month ago coupled with his “the sky is falling” position of … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Bankruptcy, Electric Boogaloo, Hank Paulson, Meltdown, Wall Street Journal - WSJ

So maybe Bush is a fascist after all.

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 22, 2008

Just not in the way the frothing lefties allege. In 1936, anti-Fascist historian Gaetano Salvemini wrote in his Under the Axe of Fascism that Mussolini’s regime subjected the tax-paying citizen to corporations because, “the State pays for the blunders of … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Benito Mussolini, Economic policy, George W. Bush, Liberal Fascism, Taxes, Yap Islands

Note: When in a hole, stop digging

The Gormogons Posted on September 20, 2008 by GorTSeptember 20, 2008

Sen. Obama is running ads and preaching that the Fannie Mae / Freddy Mac debacle and subsequent bailouts are due to failed Bush policies. Now, I won’t defend the current administration as being fiscally conservative. In fact, I agree with … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Barack Obama, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac

Me Next!

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 17, 2008

‘Puter hereby volunteers to do his part in this expanding financial crisis. ‘Puter has informed Treasury Secretary Paulson and Fed Chair Bernanke that he stands ready to accept an $85 billion no strings attached bailout with taxpayer money. It’s for … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Ben Bernanke, Hank Paulson

Bad News For the Little Guy

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2008 by 'PuterSeptember 6, 2008

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the gubbamint is preparing to take over Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.  Hold on to your wallets.  Years of mismanagement and borderline fraudulent accounting practices, coupled with an implicit federal guarantee of Fannie … Continue reading →

Posted in Bailout, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Taxes

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