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Nihil sub sōle novum: Futurismo edition

The Gormogons Posted on March 28, 2014 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Via aldaily.com, “The Spirit of Youth”: Futurists like Pannaggi may have been trying to break civilization wide open. They may have declared a new age of speed and violence and radical newness. But as soon as they attempted to analyze … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Fascism, Italy

Koala Keshik by @kisroka

The Gormogons Posted on October 19, 2013 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

The most recent acquisition of the Gallerie Gormogòne at the Castle, commissioned by the Œcumenical Volgi from the Countess von Cséfavlay’s atelier at Withywindles. It is a highly encoded representation of a spell or alchemical process, the details of which … Continue reading →

Posted in Archery, Art, Castle Gormogon, Gallerie Gormogòne, Genghis Khan, Gormogonica, Kisróka, Minions, Mongols, Nőstény Róka, Stupid Mongorians

From the Gormogallery of Fine Art

The Gormogons Posted on October 4, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Sun of Toasts, No. 2 Medium – Cinnamon Toast Crusts, Ceramic and StoneArtist – The Lil Medstudent Dr. J.

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Posted in Art, Breakfast, Lil Medstudent

The kid is not my son…

The Gormogons Posted on March 12, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

This has been making the rounds on Facebook: We cannot vouch for any rogue midichorines, however… Dr. J. has never met, let alone been in the same timezone as Deviant Artist ~Hearte42‘s bride, he swears! Dr. J.

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Posted in Art, Dr. J., Humor, Sith Lord, Star Wars

The Sequester Fairy

The Gormogons Posted on March 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Sequester Fairy brings presents to good little boys and girls, just hope you don’t get a puzzle or model set from her… J. Abbey is host to an infestation of all sorts of faeries, leprechauns, elves and sprites. Neither … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, bacon, Fairies, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident, Sequestration

Mailbag – Answer Key Edition

The Gormogons Posted on January 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative MS writes: Dear Dr. J.,  Okay, I’ve given it a moment, and I still don’t get the point of these four masked faces. I don’t recognize any of them, except that the man in the upper left looks a … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Mailbag, Renaissance, TMNT

My Little Action Figures…Geekdom is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

FoG Borepatch linked to this My Little Cthulhu action figure over at Deviant Art created someone by the moniker spippo: Your Gormogons, as fans of Lovecraft truly appreciate the craftsmanship of this pony. Dr. J. thought he’d share a few … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Art, Bronies, Communists, He-Man, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, My Little Pony, Watchmen

Aleppo, Tashbaan

The Gormogons Posted on August 8, 2012 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Minion Nightfly (yes, he’s a superhero) writes: That picture of the citadel at Aleppo seems very familiar… it greatly resembles the description (and the wonderful illustration by Pauline Baynes) of the city of Tashbaan in C.S. Lewis’s The Horse and … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, C.S. Lewis, Syria

Last chance to see?

The Gormogons Posted on August 6, 2012 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

Matrakçı Nasuh’s Compendium of Stopping Places of the Campaign of the Two Iraqs of Sultan Süleyman Khan (1537) is an illustrated, first-hand chronicle of Süleyman the Magnificent’s 1535 war against the Safavids, then-rulers of Iran. It is beloved of architectural … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Ottoman Empire, Syria

Where’s the Hope Now?

The Gormogons Posted on October 15, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

So the Obama 2012 campaign just launched an effort to design artwork in support of Stimulus Part IIJobs Plan and re-election.  A bit late on the Jobs Plan…but that might be a hallmark for this administration.  The top three selected … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, The Obama Amateur Hour

’Puter will be airbrushing this on our airport shuttle van forthwith

The Gormogons Posted on August 10, 2011 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 6, 2014

From minion and twitteress, MbernadetteE (go follow her, you’ll like her, she’s way nicer than we), here’s today’s Gormogon tribute art. Confucius really needs to get around to opening that t-shirt shop so we can monetize the awesomeness. In the … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Gormogonica, Oh Marie

Ars Gratia Artis Sinistris

The Gormogons Posted on August 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Big Hollywood has a piece up by John Nolte in which he provides examples of federal dollars being spent to support starving artists whose works, basically, suck. Of course. This should be no surprise, and this premise explains two recurring … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Government spending, Government Worship, This artwork really sucks

Ars Gratia Artis

The Gormogons Posted on April 5, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Gormogon art director BL just sent the Czar a picture he found in an antique shop not far from our castle. The Czar has elected not to print it, not merely because it is borderline NSFW, as the hipsters say, … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Gormogons

Touché

The Gormogons Posted on February 25, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 25, 2010

(Britain is a bit like Greece except with the Elgin Marbles) quoth Stuttaford. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Archaeology, Art, Great Britain, Greece, Humor, Rule Britannia

“I’d like to express my existential rage through interpretive dance.”

The Gormogons Posted on December 31, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.December 31, 2009

Confucius’s brother Li Bai writes: From the Washington Post today: After their release from Guantanamo, Shihri and Rubaish, both of whom trained and fought with al-Qaeda in Afghanistan, were sent to a Saudi rehabilitation program that uses dialogue and art … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Stupidity, Terrorism

Han van Meegeren

The Gormogons Posted on October 22, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.October 22, 2008

Confucius* has long been interested in the Dutch forger of Vermeers, Han van Meegeren. It looks like there are some entertaining new entries in the literature about him. Read the article if you’re not familiar with the story. If you’re … Continue reading →

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