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In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream…

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

…unless you’re Hello Kitty! The horror…the horror… Dr. J.

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Posted in Aliens, And yet she must scream, H.R.Giger, Hello Kitty

Mailbag Triple Play

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 5, 2020

Lots of email has arrived. Better start getting through it. First up today, Mark Spahn, Lord Ruler of West Seneca, New York, has been discussing our site with others—as you are surely doing, if you know what is good for … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Daylight Saving Time, Foul Language, Japanese language, Language, Mailbag

If the Aliens Come

The Gormogons Posted on August 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Urgent communique flashed in using Morse code from a weather balloon results in this followup. However, because Island Dweller flashed the Morse code in equally-timed one-second pulses to rub our face in it, the message took a while to decode. … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Island Dweller, Space

Why AP Might Have A Great Idea

The Gormogons Posted on April 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some people have been kvetching about the Associated Press’ decision to change their descriptions of individuals present in our country illegally. Sure, a lot of the initial criticism ran, use some euphemism that sanitizes what they’re doing! Nice job, AP. … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Associated Press, Immigration, Legal Words

My Little Action Figures…Geekdom is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on August 14, 2012 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

FoG Borepatch linked to this My Little Cthulhu action figure over at Deviant Art created someone by the moniker spippo: Your Gormogons, as fans of Lovecraft truly appreciate the craftsmanship of this pony. Dr. J. thought he’d share a few … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Art, Bronies, Communists, He-Man, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, My Little Pony, Watchmen

Hispanic Voters: Not What You Think

The Gormogons Posted on June 22, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Interestingly, political junkies on both the Left and the Right each seem to have a major misconception about the Hispanic voters in the country. Fair is fair, and let us explain them both. Owners of these small businesses want lower … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Barack Obama, Conservatism, Democrats, Hispanics, Illegals, Immigration, Liberals, Mitt Romney, Republicans, Voting

You Only Fool Yourselves

The Gormogons Posted on June 18, 2012 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Elizabeth Warren’s people believed that the coyote represented the Trickster spirit in legend. Turns out, the real thing works pretty much the same way. One of the ways President Obama won his 2008 election—and all his previous ones—was by his … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, Aliens, Barack Obama, Democrats, Election, Gay Marriage, Illegals, Immigration, Same-Sex Marriage, Voting

He Seemed Fine

The Gormogons Posted on December 3, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

So what happened to Herman Cain? For this, we turn to Cain spokeswoman Ellen Ripley: The Czar of MuscovyБожію Поспѣшествующею Милостію Мы, Дима Грозный Императоръ и Самодержецъ Всероссiйскiй, цѣсарь Московскiй. The Czar was born in the steppes of Russia in … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Herman Cain

Brilliant!

The Gormogons Posted on August 26, 2011 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT has written about taxes, Keynesian economics, and the current economic situation before but I’m always impressed when I read pieces that add a new dimension to it.  This is the case with the brilliant piece by Victor Hanson here.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Economics, Stupid Politicians, Taxes

SETI Message Received: And It’s Goodbye

The Gormogons Posted on April 28, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

You all know that the Gormogons love science dearly—although to be fair, ‘Puter dislikes the mathy-kind of science and likes the coloring-book-kind so much more. Once, he watched a high definition animation of an asteroid crashing into Earth and wiping … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Astronomy, Skepticism, UFOs

Welcome Your New Alien Overlords

The Gormogons Posted on March 6, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

A NASA astrobiologist claims that he has found fossilized evidence of alien life on a microbe. So why hasn’t the press been busting into your regularly scheduled viewing? Perhaps it is because the scientist, Richard Hoover, has done this before, … Continue reading →

Posted in Aliens, Astronomy, Phoney Science, Science, Science Fiction, Skepticism, UFOs

How To Get Kidnapped By Aliens

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 1996 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 16, 1996

It’s all the rage, kids, isn’t it? Once a side-feature of tabloids, even mainstream, real-news-only publications (such as The New York Post) are discussing the subject of alien abduction. According to some polls, more than 100% of all Americans have … Continue reading →

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