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1,500,000 Thank Yous

The Gormogons Posted on March 11, 2014 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Our reach is vast. This morning, your Gormogon overlords had their 1.5 millionth hit. This translates to a hit about every thirty seconds since our inception. Over seven thousand and six hundred posts later and the hits keep coming. We … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Aircraft, Castle Gormogon, France, Internet, Mandarin, MH370, Minions, mystery, Thank You, The Czar, Volgi

MH370 A Genuine Mystery

The Gormogons Posted on March 10, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar admits he is more than a bit puzzled about Flight MH370, the missing Malaysian Airlines 777 that vanished off radar over the weekend. Nothing makes sense in this story. The plane simply vanished off radar. That only happens … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Airline safety, Disaster

The Sandman, The Men, That Mission

The Gormogons Posted on August 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Okay, see, this should have been posted yesterday, but the Czar only got around to it today. Sorry, ID. Most illustrious majesty: “An iconic photograph of ‘The Sandman’ taken during the height of the attack that illustrates the conditions under … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Island Dweller, World War II

Gormogon Travel Tips

The Gormogons Posted on May 3, 2011 by 'PuterApril 7, 2014

As Czar knows from his extensive time spent piloting Mi-28 Havocs in tank busting missions north of the Arctic Circle*, it’s never a good idea to grab a crew member’s “genital area.” Your Gormogons made extra-certain to give this travel … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Stupid People

Re: Air France Update

The Gormogons Posted on April 1, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Actually, all of the Czar’s suspicions were largely confirmed about AF447. Basically, here is a simplification of what occurred. The plane disappeared off radar, which is natural over the Atlantic Ocean because radar cannot follow the Earth’s curvature, and there … Continue reading →

Posted in Air France, Aircraft, Airline safety, Disaster, Meteorology, Science

Facts: Aircraft Safety and Cell Phone Use

The Gormogons Posted on January 22, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Well, you always wondered whether cell phones were really all that dangerous to use on planes, have you not? And CNN, digging deep, comes up with no answers at all, but instead puts together a godawful mess of a story. … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Airline safety, Aviation, Cellphones, Phoney Science

DHS: Still Missing the Picture

The Gormogons Posted on January 2, 2011 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

A Piedmont Airlines DHC-8 flew into restricted airspace Saturday afternoon, prompting a full evacuation of the Capitol! Aircon Red! was declared! Fighters were scrambled! Occupants had two minutes to respond! Consider the Czar surprised. First, he did not know Piedmont … Continue reading →

Posted in Air defense, Aircraft, Janet Napolitano, What is to be done?

Speaking of the J-20

The Gormogons Posted on December 30, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.April 7, 2014

(You’d know that that means, had you clicked through on my last post…) Pictures! Pictures! And a little bit on the less-sexy but maybe more-important DF-21D. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153

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Posted in Aircraft, China, Defense spending, Military

In the Middle of an Island

The Gormogons Posted on December 21, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Scientists at the University of Oklahoma are investigating whether bone fragments found on a deserted South Pacific island might in fact be those of Amelia Earhart. Heck, why bother investigating? The press has already decided they are, and that ought … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, History, Revisionist History

The Economic Engine

The Gormogons Posted on May 27, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

Dr. J writes in: GE/Rolls Royce had an advertisement on the radio asking me to call my congressman to ask him to support funding their jet engine program for the F-35. After my so-called Blue-dog Democrat voted for TARP, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Congress, F-35

PAK-FA analysis. Verdict: Uh-oh. [Updated]

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 17, 2010

So, the good folks over at Air Power Australia have put out maybe the most comprehensive open-source study of the PAK-FA, and whaddya know, it looks to be a hell of a plane. In fact, it’s so good that if … Continue reading →

Posted in Air defense, Aircraft, F-22, F-35, Russia, USAF

The PAK-FA has landed

The Gormogons Posted on January 31, 2010 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.January 31, 2010

So, Friday, the good folks at Sukhoi gave the first public test flight of the PAK-FA, which is an acronym meaning roughly “Advanced Aircraft System: Frontline Aviation.” The Sukhoi plane is officially called the T-50, so we’ll go with that … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Defense spending, F-22, Russia, USAF

Re: Could have been a game-changer

The Gormogons Posted on July 2, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 2, 2009

More on the Ho 229. GorT reminded his Œc. Vol. that many references refer to the Air & Space Museum’s Ho 229 as an airframe. He’s right—and wrong, it turns out. According to this long article on its history (with … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, World War II

Re: Could have been a game-changer

The Gormogons Posted on July 1, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.July 1, 2009

Oops. I was correcting a typo in GorT’s post on the Ho 229, and I accidentally published it in advance of its scheduled time, below my long post about Gov. Sanford. Apologies to GorT. Everyone click here now. Let me … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Nukes, World War II

Could have been a game-changer

The Gormogons Posted on July 1, 2009 by GorTJuly 1, 2009

Pictured is a rebuilt version of what was to be the Nazi German’s Horten 229 fighter-bomber. Look familiar? Northrop Grumman used plans and prototypes found in Germany and recreated it. It was tested against the equivalent radar systems of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Aircraft, Stealth, World War II

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