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On Wisconsin…

The Gormogons Posted on June 6, 2012 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin wishes to extend his congratulations to Governor Scott Walker and Lieutenant Governor Rebecca Kleefisch on their victory last night. Your Mandarin is also pleased with the overall outcome of this recall effort and the ongoing impact it is … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Barack Obama, Leftism, One Term President, Progressives, Teacher Unions, Unions, Wisconsin

Race Card Officially Bankrupt

The Gormogons Posted on October 11, 2010 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 7, 2014

So the Democrats, fearful that Mark Kirk could win the US Senate seat being rightfully emptied by Roland Burris, are trying to inflate hot air into a non-story. As you know, Democrats are quite obviously doing whatever they can to … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Al Franken, Alexi Giannoulias, Bullshit racism accusations, Chicago, Chicago Way, Illinois, Junior Senator From Illinois, Mark Kirk, Racism, Roland Burris, United States Senate

NYT: A Bit More Like It

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 27, 2009

Did not expect this. Clark Hoyt, who claims independence but really seems to be the guy to summarize reader complaints and synthesize them into an op ed article—a pretty clever idea, actually— writes that the New York Times’ failure to … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Media Bias, New York Times - NYT

The Guy Really Behind the ACORN Videos

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 25, 2009

The typical reader here knows all about the ACORN scandal; indeed, consider yourself more familiar with it than any MSM newsreader. We know all about the corruption and scandals on video, why O’Keefe did it, why Breitbart picked up on … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Children, Prostitution, Wade Rathke

“Here comes everybody,” stupid and evil cohort

The Gormogons Posted on September 20, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 20, 2009

Two stories today on the Church, God save her from her churchmen. Stupid: CCHD has funnelled $7.3M to ACORN over the years. Apparently ended last year. Evil: Fêted Fairfield Prep grad sets up children’s charity in Haiti in order to … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, People Who Need Killin', Perverts, Stupid People, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Bertha Lewis: Thanks for Playing, But We Have To Say Goodbye.

The Gormogons Posted on September 20, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 20, 2009

The Associated Press, in its ongoing attempts to break news stories well over a week old, has basically concluded that ACORN is dying, if not already dead. Let us certainly hope so. We all love to see a blood-sucking parasite … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN

Unfortunate Name

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 14, 2009

Especially when one must advertise one’s name on yard signs. Behold! ‘Puter wonders if the undercover “pimp” busting ACORN used this guy’s name as his pseudonym. It would have been most appropriate. 'PuterAlways right, unless he isn’t, the infallible Ghettoputer … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Bad Names

From Little Acorns Grow Mighty Nuts

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2009 by The Czar of MuscovySeptember 12, 2009

Wow, we’ve seen some bad press on ACORN lately, haven’t we, boys and girls? ACORN, which stands for Acronyms Created Outta Radical Nonsense, is a taxpayer-funded effort to mobilize the under-served voters and work for social justice. As you know, … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Prostitution, Social Justice, Vote Fraud

Hey, Hon!

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2009 by 'PuterSeptember 11, 2009

No need to apologize to Baltimore. Regardless of the Nation’s Capital’s problems, the Charm City is still like school on Saturday. No class. Your Volgi is partially correct. ACORN’s tutorials on how to run a stable of prostitutes financed by … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Barack Obama, RICO

Ok, apologies to Baltimore

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2009

Looks like D.C. ACORN is just as guilty. Confucius* says: it seemed curious that the woman who played the prostitute told Glenn Beck that she’d emptied her savings to finance the exposé. To walk into one office with a hidden … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Balmer Murlin, D.C.

It’s hard out there for a pimp

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2009 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.September 11, 2009

Fortunately, ACORN is here to help! Good God, ’Puter’s sitting at home playing “count the felonies.” Congrats to Andrew Breitbart for rolling out biggovernment.com with an incredibly splash story. (That the media will do their level best to ignore.) Would … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Andrew Breitbart, Balmer Murlin, Journalism, Prostitution

CHD, ACORN & the Church

The Gormogons Posted on November 13, 2008 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.November 13, 2008

Just to add to GorT’s post, let me note that GorT is, in his almost infinite charity, being too kind to CHD when he says, “Clearly, the CCHD and other organizations like it are doing good work that the government … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Where’s Joan of Arc When We Need Her?

The Gormogons Posted on November 12, 2008 by GorTNovember 12, 2008

Finally the Catholic Church has announced that it is cutting off funds to ACORN. Apparently, the history of voter fraud associated with ACORN wasn’t enough to deter the Church (via the Catholic Campaign for Human Development [CCHD]) from creating relationships … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Roman Catholics

Maybe People Will Hear This

The Gormogons Posted on October 16, 2008 by GorTOctober 16, 2008

It looks like CNN is starting to pick up on the ACORN story. The YouTube clip shows a recent story where the first 2100 of 5000 applications turned in to Lake County, Ohio officials by ACORN were fraudulent. Eight members … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, CNN, Democrats, Vote Fraud

Why Should We Make It Easy For Lazy People to Vote?

The Gormogons Posted on October 14, 2008 by 'PuterOctober 14, 2008

America will be the death of itself. Refusing to adopt common sense solutions to real problems for fear of offending some politically correct cause is stupidity in the extreme. ‘Puter’s got two quick thoughts on the brewing voter registration/illicit voting … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Barack Obama, Vote Fraud

Hopefully Someone is Listening to Newt

The Gormogons Posted on October 7, 2008 by GorTOctober 7, 2008

He’s a smart guy regardless of how polarizing he may be. He was able to get things done in Congress back with the “Contract for America”. In fact, it may be the last time a Congress was actually effective. A … Continue reading →

Posted in ACORN, Bailout, Future, Newt Gingrich, Technology

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