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A Piece of the Action

The Gormogons Posted on April 20, 2014 by GorTApril 20, 2014

The Obama Administration announced yet another delay in the Keystone XL Pipeline.  After multiple delays citing environmental issues (none found) and other such nonsense, now they are citing a Nebraska court case that could possibly affect the route of the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Big Environment, Oil Black Gold Texas Tea

Do Not Lower the Guard

The Gormogons Posted on March 29, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar was leafing through the Muscovy Crier the other day, looking for the police blotter so he can see which neighbors’s teens got pinched for public intoxication when he spotted a comment about local voting turnout. The Czar immediately … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Democrats, Election, Republicans, The Czar of Muscovy, Voting

Primary Voting

The Gormogons Posted on March 18, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Today for many Americans is an election day, and here in Muscovy we are celebrating the rich plethora of candidates battling it out in primaries. They are called primary elections because they are primarily for our entertainment. The Czar is … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Election, Voting

Mailbag: What Texas Thinks

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyJune 5, 2020

Lest you doubt our power, understand that the reach of the Gormogons extends everywhere. Yes, even Aisle 17 of Wal-Mart, where they sell those tiki torches. But you might ask whether our reach includes some of the more remote parts, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Democrats, Texas

If They Had Better Candidates…

The Gormogons Posted on February 6, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The campaign of Wendy Davis has gone beyond the comical to the outright horrific. Political science students really ought to study it, from its initial sensationalism of vagina costumes and tampon throwers and chants of “Hail Satan,” all the way … Continue reading →

Posted in 2012 Election, 2014 Election, 2016 Election, Democrats, Election, Republicans

Republicans’ 2014 and 2016 Mantra Must Be “All Jobs, All The Time”

The Gormogons Posted on January 21, 2014 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Republicans need to stop letting Democrats beat them with the intellectual equivalent of this argument, courtesy of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. As the East Coast prepares for Winter Storm J-Anus,* ‘Puter thought he’d take a bit of time to … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, 2014 Election, 2016 Election, Democrats, Republicans, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar

Democrats’ Plan B No Smarter Than Plan A

The Gormogons Posted on January 4, 2014 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Democratic war machines are starting to fire up, but instead of gasoline, they’ve kind of been running on dryer lint this time around. Three observations. First, it appears that Clay Aiken is considering a run for Congress as a … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Democrats, Election, Polls, Republicans

More Bad News for Democrats

The Gormogons Posted on December 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

CNN conducted what appears to be the 7,346th straight poll that spells real problem for the Democrats. In this their latest, even CNN is conceding that it’s a rough time to be a Democrat. Worse, CNN—who at worst shills for … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Barack Obama, CNN, Democrats, Polls, Republicans

Trouble in Workers’ Paradise

The Gormogons Posted on December 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Democrat candidates eligible for re-election are carefully stripping any mention of Obamacare from their websites and campaign literature; unfortunately, some Democrats not running for re-election keep trumpeting the disastrous program, and this is already turning the tide. In one ultra-Democratic … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, 2016 Election, Democrats, Election

Democrats Understandably Anxious

The Gormogons Posted on November 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller brings charm, not just wit: Y’Maj, Thinks have been rather grey and wet here on Shangri-La of late. After placing some rocks beneath an A/C drain outside the house yesterday and performing some forestry functions with the Czarina, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Barack Obama, Democrats, Harry Reid, Island Dweller, Nancy Pelosi, ObamaCare, United States House of Representatives, United States Senate

Democrats Starting To Worry

The Gormogons Posted on November 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes (and so should you!): O most dread, awful, omnipotent, omniscent, etc etc . . . Mother Jones magazine recently published the results of a public opinion poll conducted in part by James Carville. The results of the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Island Dweller, Mailbag, ObamaCare, Polls

Liberal Stunts Not Winning Voters Over

The Gormogons Posted on August 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

As you know by now, Obamacare is not just failing, it is basically collapsing in on itself—and most of the law has not even been implemented yet. The Czar used to hold town hall meetings in his day. Guess how we … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Health care, Liberal Idiots, Liberals, ObamaCare, Republicans

Transformational Politics

The Gormogons Posted on August 1, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

And so it begins. If you were unaware, the Mainstream Media is beginning its process to transform the shrill, petty, dangerously vindictive and manipulatively toxic Hillary Rodham Clinton into the awesome Hillary Clinton: glamorous former first lady, brave and powerful … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, 2016 Election, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Politics, These politics really suck

Illinois: What Fun!

The Gormogons Posted on July 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the governor’s race in Illinois just got interesting yesterday, for those of you who wonder why anyone would bother to live here. The interest arises from a glimpse into the Chicago Political Machine. Illinois is a nutty state politically, … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Election, Chicago Political Machine, Illinois, Polls, Quinn the Eskimo

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