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Overheard Last Night

The Gormogons Posted on February 29, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 29, 2016

“Gambling Hotline. My name is Josh; to whom am I speaking?” “Yeah, hi, putz. My name is Ghettoputer Gormogon, and I’m sitting at the Leaping Peacock’s video blackjack machines. I’m about $300 in the hole, here, and I noticed your … Continue reading →

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Debate Roundup: Too Little, Too Late?

The Gormogons Posted on February 26, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 26, 2016

At this point, it is a three-person race. Dr. Ben Carson continues on his book tour, enjoying the limelight but not sure what to do with it. He’s contributing nothing at this point. Gov. John Kasich at this point is … Continue reading →

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Ignorance is Bliss

The Gormogons Posted on February 24, 2016 by GorTFebruary 24, 2016

GorT is an optimist and tends to see the good in people and gives them the benefit of the doubt until such time as evidence presents itself that he should think otherwise.  I’m tending to think that the vast majority … Continue reading →

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Tilting At Windmills?

The Gormogons Posted on February 17, 2016 by GorTFebruary 17, 2016

This is a two-fer post from GorT as both topics fall into the subject line. Topic 1: Justice Scalia’s Replacement My personal take on this is that the Senate Republicans screwed up but did nothing illegal or unconstitutional.  Specifically, I … Continue reading →

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Sign of the Times

The Gormogons Posted on February 16, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 16, 2016

Operative B writes in to encapsulate his annoyance with the Democrats’ execrable reaction to the passing of Justice Scalia. Your Majesty, The latest internet meme about the loss of Antonin Scalia is that we either replace him or we’re in … Continue reading →

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Well Recuse Me!

The Gormogons Posted on February 15, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 16, 2016

Mark Spahn of West Seneca, New York, mused the following; Sleeper possibility: Obama nominates a CAIR/Brotherhood Moslem. After all, Governor Christie has appointed Moslems to the New Jersey bench. Upon confirmation the Moslem justice would take the name Mohammed al-Sharia. … Continue reading →

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Gravity Wave Fallout

The Gormogons Posted on February 12, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 12, 2016

Well, not literally fallout. That’s from a different kind of physics. But ScottO, troubled minion, has been having no luck getting to sleep due to all this gravity wave talk. Indeed, ever hungry for science that even the Czar can … Continue reading →

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Measuring Diversity

The Gormogons Posted on February 12, 2016 by GorTFebruary 12, 2016

A lot of hay has been made recently about the “diversity in Tech” – both for racial minorities and for women.  Reporting out on these statistics makes me uneasy (and not for the reason you might think), there is trouble … Continue reading →

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The Czar Explains Gravity Waves

The Gormogons Posted on February 11, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 11, 2016

Today, mainstream media outlets paused in their breathless coverage of the Zika virus to cover another science story they don’t remotely understand: the confirmation of the existence of gravity waves. You probably don’t understand the importance of this because you’re … Continue reading →

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Maybe Not Totally Made Up, Though

The Gormogons Posted on February 9, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 9, 2016

Yesterday, Mark Spahn of West Seneca, New York, asked for the hundredth time where all these American apologists for Islam—particularly Barack Obama—find reference to the Islamic Golden Rule. Greetings from deep inside the deep blue enclave of Chapel Hill. With … Continue reading →

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It’s All Made Up

The Gormogons Posted on February 8, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 8, 2016

The Czar is not posting a review of Saturday’s Republican debate as he did not see it. He was instead watching the Chicago Blackhawks trounce the Dallas Stars with the star of this video: The video was premiered Saturday evening, … Continue reading →

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Trump, Buchanan, and @KevinNR

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2016 by Confucius, Œc. Vol.February 4, 2016

So National Review’s Kevin D. Williamson wrote an acute piece on some of the continuities between Donald Trump’s supporters and those of Pat Buchanan in 1996 (there’s probably a link to Perot in ’92, but his appeal was more technocratic and … Continue reading →

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Never Doubt a Time Traveling Robot

The Gormogons Posted on February 4, 2016 by GorTFebruary 4, 2016

Back in 2008 and 2009 when the country was all in a tizzy over moving off of the evil incandescent lightbulbs and moving us to use the compact fluorescent lightbulbs (CFLs) to the point that the government banned the manufacturing … Continue reading →

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Hey, When Did the Iowa Caucus Get Interesting?

The Gormogons Posted on February 2, 2016 by The Czar of MuscovyFebruary 2, 2016

The Czar cannot remember anyone being excited about the Iowa caucuses, given they’re (a) caucuses and (b) in Iowa. But last night’s event was just as much fun as a national election, but doubled. First was the Republican side, which … Continue reading →

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