‘Puter’s been drinking and thinking, which is never a good combination.* Baltimore’s mayor (one Ms. Stephanie Rawlings-Blake) and President Obama both referred to Baltimore’s rioters as “thugs.” ‘Puter applauds both Ms. Rawlings-Blake and Mr. Obama for speaking the truth.** Baltimore’s … Continue reading →
No less a famous personage than ScottO arrived in Chicago this past weekend for some spurious business affair involving his wife. Probably some Strangers on a Train sort of thing. But ScottO discovered that his dearest wife (which makes one … Continue reading →
The NightFly writes in from our mobile command unit: O Dreaded Awfulness: I have been at some pains to identify the player that GP is channeling in the photo on your hockey bet post. (The ferret guards will look quite … Continue reading →
‘Puter awoke this morning to the crew on Morning Joe announcing in Very Serious Voices ™ the New York Times broke another Clinton Family scandal. ‘Puter yawned, assuming this would be another quickly dismissed “the Clintons are on the take” … Continue reading →
The subject of academic reformation is truly an ongoing debate, given each generation’s increasing dislike for the pedagogic methods of those preceding it, and each generation’s intolerance for those that follow. The Czar has wondered what, exactly, has gone wrong … Continue reading →
As you know, your Gormogons are generally an ill-humored bunch, given to squabbling over sports. Some of us hate baseball, the rest loathe soccer. Pretty much we all think the NBA is deplorable, and a couple of us are worried … Continue reading →
‘Puter said he felt a rant coming on. He’s pretty sure it’s here. ‘Puter’s not sure if this rant will rise to the rarified level of ‘Puter’s past epic rants, but he’ll give it his best shot. So, where were … Continue reading →
As those of you who follow us Gormogons on the Twittre* know, ‘Puter’s been madder than feminist at an Andrew Dice Clay performance at his local school district. A relatively small but vocal group of individuals led by the superintendent … Continue reading →
Shocker: Hillary Clinton is running for President in 2016. Wow. Breaking News! Well, not really. People pretty much knew it for months….years. Heck, the Ready for Hillary PAC had* offices across the hall from me. So, over the weekend, Hillary’s … Continue reading →
The Czar got an interesting question in the mail today from Operative BJ: Your Majesty, This lowly minion was having a discussion with his eldest offspring, “she who lives in LA”, about the latest officer-involved shooting in South Carolina, when … Continue reading →
If you want to look all smart and knowy at your next vodka tasting, thermodynamics is a pretty solid way to go. First, it’s viewed as one of the hardest sciences there is, and second, in about ten seconds, you … Continue reading →
Picture an old-timey locomotive racing out of control down the railroad tracks. The original engineers have jumped off, and only the crazy train passengers are left. They have packed themselves into the small cab and are furiously yelling, pushing, and … Continue reading →
