‘Puter promised there’d be a Part II to his exegetical study of the New York Times lead editorial When New York City Police Walk Off the Job. In Part I, ‘Puter roundly denounced the NYPD for their not-so-sub-rosa strike.* In … Continue reading →
‘Puter read with amazement and contempt today’s lead editorial from our intellectual betters at the New York Times. Titled When New York City Police Walk Off the Job, the editors explain why hating police officers is a just and rational … Continue reading →
By now, everybody should be familiar with JournoList, a social media group of leading left-wing journalists who effectively conspired to control the narrative of news; they had over 400 members (founder Ezra Klien claimed the actual number was almost twice … Continue reading →
Two related emails arrived just before Christmas, so it’s time to get them out there. The first is from Operative BJ, writing from an undisclosed location (probably his smoke house), and the second from Island Dweller. Your Majesty, This one … Continue reading →
This (and this) is why middle class Americans can’t have nice things. “But ‘Puter, why should we care about consumer mortgage servicing companies? They’re the rat bastards Sen. Pocahontas Warren wants to shut down for being meanies who make us … Continue reading →
Merry Christmas, everyone. Today is a day meant for sharing with family and friends, gathering around the tree or the table, and remembering the glorious traditions of your respective religion. Which is why you are on the internet, reading this … Continue reading →
At the very least, you can bet that Mark Spahn (did you know he hails from West Seneca, new York? We did!) stimulates no end of discussion among the Gormogonorati. A couple days back, he asked the Czar about the … Continue reading →
GorT and family trekked out this past weekend to see “The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies”. To set the stage, GorT has always been a bigger fan of the novel, The Hobbit, than the trilogy of the Lord of … Continue reading →
The Czar enjoys receiving messages from Mark Spahn, of West Seneca, New York, because they invariably start in medias res. Ponder the meter of the lyrics of these two songs: I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will … Continue reading →
GorT has shared a number of tips before…no they weren’t titled as such, but the lessons are in the posts, you just have to do the reading. Tip #451: Your best opportunity for happiness (and therefore success, in my opinion) … Continue reading →
It’s a well-known fact in technology circles that all i-devices, like the iPhone, iPad, iPod, and PudThaI, are virtually identical devices that all do exactly the same things and have precisely the same parts in size. it’s also true that … Continue reading →
Progressives: A Very Brief History Any time you start with a serious attempt at reform, somebody comes along and hijacks it toward Leftism. Oh yeah, you can name a whole bunch of things today. Like Ferguson: a few folks get … Continue reading →
Operative TexasAggie (who is obviously some sort of Longhorns fan with a perverse sense of destiny and ritualized self-humiliation), asks an interesting but easily answered question: So far what I’ve read about the Sony hacks from all my favorite internet … Continue reading →
Preserving old furniture is something everybody does, even that weird old guy who lives a few doors down from you and likes to stand out in his driveway every morning wearing sweat pants and a soiled tee shirt, sipping his … Continue reading →
Well, the Czar needs to get these out of his inbox and up for the readership before they get any more out of date: Oh great and esteemed The Czar. Your humble minion on the plains believes that no CIA … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s watched in recent weeks as Democrats repeat falsehoods as truths. ‘Puter’s not sure if Democrats even realize they’re doing it. Democrats may be in denial after their recent midterm drubbing, repeating cherished falsehoods incessantly in a vain attempt to … Continue reading →
The Czar left the Castle day room, mildly bothered by the smell of Dr. J. using Force Lightning to raise the thermostat and Leng clouds brought a chill on the moor. Yes, we now have a moor; Volgi put one … Continue reading →
GorT was at an event recently where the POTUS spoke. The crowd was largely in their early 20s and lapped it up. Sure, there is probably a large degree of star-struckness of being in the same room as the President … Continue reading →
Letters, letters. The Czar is like a magnet for these things, and wonders whether his Castle Colleagues are as sufficiently bugged. But then, the Czar suspects the responses would be something along these lines: Fan: Just a quick note to … Continue reading →
Almost a year ago, Operative BJ and the Czar had a quiet discussion about duty and service, when he volunteered this story about his father. The Czar asked permission to retell it on his dad’s birthday. Here it is, and … Continue reading →
Mr. Satan Santa Claus The Claus Haus North Pole (and not the stripper kind) Arctic Ocean, Some Country 3.1415 Dear Satan Santa, ‘Puter has been really, really, extra-special good this year. ‘Puter feeds Sleestak nearly every other week, often before … Continue reading →
Hoping this day finds you better off than you were yesterday (but realistically, probably not), the Czar has decided to clean out some more of his mailbag. Here is something from Island Dweller: Most illustrious majesty: After following the latest, … Continue reading →
New York Democrats and their public sector union cronies hector us relentlessly, screeching “the rich”* should pay their “fair share.”** ‘Puter sat down and did himself some thinking on the topic. ‘Puter decided he hates hypocrites, and that he hates … Continue reading →
Your Gormogons have been consulted on what to do with those containers of Thanksgiving Day leftovers. Save this as a handy guide for next year by attaching your computer monitor to the refrigerator with a magnet and leaving it plugged … Continue reading →
The Czar usually gets stuck with the annual Thanksgiving Day message to you all. So today, he will toast you and yours with warm greeting. Literally: Sleestak has brought the Czar a variety of nice bourbons and a glass. Our … Continue reading →
The Czar is slightly hung-over today: nowhere near enough sleep, and too many ultra-lime-HD margaritas at the Leaping Peacock with ‘Puter last night. We found him this morning in his usual spot: passed out in a sitting position, leaning against … Continue reading →
Your Mandarin went to the range today and fired a variety of plasma, x-ray, and conventional propellant-based weapons. However, there are two firearms your Mandarin decided on a whim to try out, and he thought a review was in short … Continue reading →
The Czar was away in the enchanted community of Three Drunk Indians #6, Michigan, planning for our world domination. You would be amazed at how critical that hamlet shall prove to be in the next few years, and why the … Continue reading →
What follows is a piece on immigration reform ‘Puter wrote way back on 31 January 2014. ‘Puter thinks it has held up well, particularly those portions detailing ‘Puter’s immigration reform package. Read on, and enjoy. Conservatives are uptight, and rightly … Continue reading →
‘Puter spends a lot of time thinking. ‘Puter should spend more time writing about his thoughts, as writing helps him better order his mind. So, in a likely vain attempt to order his chaos, here goes. Immigration: Obama will act … Continue reading →
Having caught Christopher Nolan’s very worthy Interstellar last week, I’m interested to see that a lot of the (very good) discussion of the film’s effectiveness is taken in terms of the accuracy and faithfulness of its science. Perhaps because I’m not … Continue reading →
The Czar had the wonderful luck to spend a few, warm minutes with Illinois State Senator Chris Nybo yesterday evening, where we were able to congratulate him on his dominating election win, and he amazed the Czar by recalling specific … Continue reading →
The Czar answers all your questions on the comet landing. We apologize if this gets slightly technical for the average reader, but bear with us. Did we land on a comet or just crash into it and are calling it … Continue reading →
Operative BJ lobbed in a couple of questions to us. Here’s one: Your Wise, Patient, and Truthful Majesty, It appears that actions by another of your minion, Agent Gruber, have been discovered. Unfortunately – mainly for him – several of … Continue reading →
Now that the Midterm Elections are over, we can finally start wasting time wondering about 2016 Presidential candidates. The Czar has previously said the Democrats are tapped out, and basically have no choice but to run Hillary Clinton. Joe Biden … Continue reading →
The numerical extent of the Republican victories caught most of us by surprise, but the inevitability of it should catch none of our readers unawares. The Czar has been warning that the Democrat party is built on balloons for some … Continue reading →
Democrats are delusional. After suffering an historic drubbing in the midterms, leading Democrats have completely broken with reality. Witness the New York Times editorial board psychosis. With near historic Republican majorities in the House and the Senate, the editors urge … Continue reading →
Just when the Czar is looking for a way to discuss a topic, Operative BJ sends him a note on the very thing. O Mighty One! This lowly one was listening to a post-game review of Obama’s press conference from … Continue reading →
GorT works in the tech industry (surprised?) and this topic comes up periodically. It usually goes something like this: there is a lack of representation of (insert sub-group of population here) and companies are evil because they aren’t doing enough … Continue reading →
Scattered thoughts on yesterday’s election results: Scott Walker is a bona fide leader who gets it done. Each time he wins, he does so by bigger numbers. Wisconsin is sold on him, and let’s face it: he enjoys bigger support … Continue reading →
Operative BJ writes in with a then-timely but just-barely-by-the-time-we-got-to-it letter: Your Fearsomeness, I’m sure you were aware of the debate between Brown and Shaheen in New Hampshire last Thursday, and how there was (yet another) “Crowley Moment®” during a major … Continue reading →
At coffee, this morning, Dr. J. asked his fellow Gormogons their predictions for election day: GorT chimed in first: “I think the Republicans will pick up about seven seats in the Senate putting them at 52. I think the GOP … Continue reading →
Awesome Operative SW writes in about political ads, just before Election Day: I actually saw a useful political ad here in Montana the other day. The office was for State Supreme Court Justice, a position which is allegedly non-partisan. Once … Continue reading →
The Czar will posit, straight up, that the more educated you are, the less you like political ads. The Czar is willing to bet you loathe them but that’s a safe bet. In fact, the Czar is willing to assume … Continue reading →
The Czar, like you, was all excited by last week’s solar eclipse in the Midwest, which—if you missed it—looked like this for nearly everyone: An eclipse, as you know, is when the moon moves in front of the Earth and … Continue reading →
Ralph Peters writes a good column on NRO today, headlined “The Joy of Killing for Allah: Why our ‘messaging’ won’t stop terror.” It’s worth your time. Loyal readers of the Gormogons will not be surprised by much in it, however, … Continue reading →
The case for the conservative political philosophy was never made better than by then actor and former SAG president, Ronald Wilson Reagan: Given how far afield we’ve wandered since 2008, let alone 1981, it’s good for us to have a reminder … Continue reading →
I subscribe to a number of blog feeds, email digests, etc. for work and personal interests. A co-worker turned me on to Seth Godin’s daily emails from his blog – they’re short (usually) and specific to a single topic. While … Continue reading →
Dr. J. updated his computers to Yosemite (aka 10.10) the other day and was admiring the default wallpaper on his desktop computer from across the room. There was a profile in the side of the mountain. Not only that, the … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s hopping mad. Well, either that or he’s hopping because his intestines are trying to crawl out of his bunghole after chugging an entire 18 ounce jar of Huy Fong chili garlic sauce* on a dare from Czar. ‘Puter made … Continue reading →
Hello, children. Hello. The Mandarin knows many of you like ‘Puter here on this site as well as on the Twitter machine, and wondered if you all had any idea what he’s really like outside of the Castle. So your … Continue reading →
The Gormogons are all fans of getting outside and enjoying the fresh air and some healthy exercise. Some of the castle dwellers wanted more variety around the grounds for our enjoyment so our official contracts officer, ‘Puter, put out a … Continue reading →
The Czar has discovered some emails floating in his networked world that should have seen the light of day earlier, and so he apologizes that some of these may not be topical by this point. First up, Boneman writes in, … Continue reading →
Probably a good many of our readers never heard the name Julius Fučik, even though the Czar is certain you can hum every note to the first third of his military battle march “Entry of the Gladiators,: (Vjezd Gladiátorů, although … Continue reading →
Houston has subpœnaed a bunch of pastors’ sermons in the name of “non-discrimination.” Confucius* holds no particular brief for these pastors or whatever they might preach, but finds it more than a little troubling that enough government employees considered it … Continue reading →
It’s a little-known fact, but according to the Gormogons’ by-laws, no more than four Gormogons can ever be in the same place at the same time except while on Castle grounds. At least that’s what ‘Puter recalls the by-laws say, … Continue reading →
Today, we have three letters worthy of reply, or as any of the six remaining speakers of Esperanto might say (and rightfully so): «Mi parolas la stulta bastardo langugage de Esperanto.» First up, Operative DH has a thought about distaffing … Continue reading →
The Czar is pleased to have hosted the 2014 Gormogonicon party at his dacha. The dacha was colorfully decorated for this year’s theme, which was Booze and Chews (which narrowly beat out Hug and Chug). Mr. and Mrs. Mandarin, plus … Continue reading →
Operative BJ has been thinking a lot about the way things are worded in today’s world. And with darn good reason. For example, he’s been toying with the idea of same sex marriage. No, wait—that came out wrong. He’s been … Continue reading →
Wal-Mart announced this week that it will be raising health insurance premiums for its employees and will end providing health insurance for part-time employees (those working under 30 hours per week). It probably isn’t news to anyone that the liberals … Continue reading →
Your Czar is concerned with your health, and naturally has asked his Czarist Imperial Surgeon’s Office to prepare a bullet point list on how you can best protect yourself against the Ebola, which is known as H1N1A, or more commonly, … Continue reading →
Island Dweller reminds us of the valuable word distaff: Your immenseness: I have been ruminating on something my esteemed associate Esteemed Associate said recently when we were having one of our semi-weekly discussions re: current events. He was struck by … Continue reading →
In today’s Washington Post, E.J. Dionne speaks truth to power in his latest unicorn fart powered, fact-free screed. Wait. Maybe Mr. Dionne’s speaking truth for power. Nope, that’s sort of it, but not exactly. Got it! Mr. Dionne’s speaking lies … Continue reading →
As previously discussed, empirical evidence is the strongest for the common person. When you combine that with the failure of scientific models – not factual data – to show causality, you tend to create skeptics and a general disbelief. While … Continue reading →
Operative BJ is a hammer who knows what to do when he sees a nail: Oh Mighty One, This worthless minion grovels before you to say that all this “political correctness” and “sensitivity training” stuff is getting mighty tiresome. So, … Continue reading →
If you can’t win an election, run unopposed, right? President Obama was blessed not having to face legitimate opposition in his state senate or his senate runs because of untimely information released about his opponents sticky divorces (are there any … Continue reading →
The Czar found this note tied to the leg of an otherwise lame duck. Your Omniscience: Yesterday while transiting an interstate highway (part of the glorious legacy of the administration of President Dwight D. Eisenhower) I was unfortunate enough to … Continue reading →
Please allow ‘Puter to introduce himself, he’s a man of wealth and taste.* Actually, ‘Puter’s a simple Upstate New York lawyer, unaccustomed to your big city ways. And if you believe ‘Puter’s a naïf, he’s got a bridge in Brooklyn … Continue reading →
You know, the Czar had a couple of other thoughts on the subject of teachers getting “too much time off,” but did not include them in his original essay due to an interesting combination of judicious editing and just plaing … Continue reading →
A short time ago, the Czar overheard a guy at the archery range bemoaning the state of American education (and well he should). However, one comment caught the Czar’s ear: we could solve all the problems in American education, and … Continue reading →
Operative BJ wanted to get this letter in today, given that President Obama is chairing a UN Security Council meeting on ISIS today. Let’s hope it’s not a fund-raiser, because that’s all he used to be good at, and who … Continue reading →
There have been remarkably few moments in the history of the Secret Service that were objectionable, thank goodness. Given their mission, and how much they prevent, the Secret Service cannot allow a single mistake to occur. When mistakes happen, things … Continue reading →
h/t Geeksaresexy.net Dr. J.
Continue reading →With all the mid-term elections coming up, a lot of candidates are unclear whether their viewpoints are conservative, libertarian, or liberal. Here’s a quick guide that can help you candidates understand the issues. Your Opinion on… Conservative Libertarian Liberal Warfare … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Dr. J. finds Scotland’s bid for independence somewhere between cute and amusing. It would be like the gulf coast, or, perhaps California, Oregon and Washington voting to leave the U.S. depending on your point of view. The upside … Continue reading →
GorT came across this well done clip by The Guardian to educate non-Brits on the Scottish Referendum occurring today. It’s worth a watch. Gormogon official positions will surely be revealed soon. Many are probably thinking this is bigger than it … Continue reading →
The Czar’s recent post got GorT thinking about recent meals that he has prepared. One in particular is a family favorite: Fried Chicken and Waffles. There are many ways to make fried chicken but I rely on one of two … Continue reading →
The Czar is not sure that we have received prior mail from TexAggie 04, code-named because he is from Texas, went to A&M, and like most of the people from Texas A&M has about four friends. Fortunately, he likes the … Continue reading →
And speaking of cooking, because no one was: Dear The All-powerful Czar, This weekend, I obtained a grill and did some time travel through Gormogia*. In my travels, I came upon your post, Memorial Day Grilling, in which you graciously … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Our beloved Hello Kitty has been making headlines lately. There has been debate among the chattering classes that the official [mouthless] spokesmodel of the Gormogons has been revealed not to be a cat, and is simply an albino … Continue reading →
The President could have spoken out against ISIS any time in the last couple of months, but chose to do so the night before September 11. We can only assume this was part of his recently confessed understanding of political … Continue reading →
GorT has been slammed – work is crazy (in a good way…mostly), he has a senior in high school who is in the middle of the college search process, two others who along with the senior have been busy with … Continue reading →
The Czar’s often enigmatic father has been able to explain NFL behavior off-the-field for a long time, and there was no point in us even talking to him about the Ray Rice situation. We already know what he will tell … Continue reading →
The New York Times editorial board opined today that requiring students to repay in full freely incurred federal student loan debts is an absolute moral evil. We are also informed privately owned collection agencies are monstrous bastards for insisting on … Continue reading →
The Czar has gotten a lot of mail recently, and he won’t be able to get to all of it, especially ones with which he disagrees. Let us start going through all of your thoughts. Operative BJ: “We know that … Continue reading →
Americans are done with Democrats, done with Obama, done with Harry Reid, and so done with liberalism. So why are Republicans polling so badly? The Czar is about to advance a theory, here, and you are welcome to help shape … Continue reading →
While this is nothing new to the current political maneuverings of left side of the political spectrum in the United States, we do have another pretty clear example of the double-edged sword they’re wielding. The liberal, progressive, democrat support organization, Campaign … Continue reading →
Did you have a good Labor Day? The Czar certainly hopes you did, but if not, consider yourself in pretty decent company. That said, Labor Day is a day we set aside to honor a grotesquely un-American tradition of worshiping … Continue reading →
From the Double-Wide: Dear Your Czarness: With the “Guns of August” booming, your humble minion has done me some pondering. Not to brag, but I do believe I may have just come up with a “unified theory” for understanding the … Continue reading →
Anytime a news-worthy shooting event occurs, the anti-gun crowd is positively orgasmic over the chance to have yet another national conversation nobody wants to have with them. Tragically, as you have heard by now, a 9-year-old girl in Arizona shot … Continue reading →
In contemplating the Ferguson disaster over the past two weeks, ‘Puter’s wondered if anything good will come from it. Pundits predictably called for yet another national conversation on race before Michael Brown’s body assumed room temperature. Media kept up its … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Before one of you gets all #waronwimmen on Dr. J. let him state, for the sake of full disclosure that his great-grandmother and grandmother died of breast cancer. His aunt ultimately died of complications from treatment for breast … Continue reading →
The utterly stupid and horrifying execution of journalist James Foley is, with due respect for his family and friends, only another example of how terrible the Islamic State is. But the Czar noticed that every news agency was talking about … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s waited until now to weigh in on the mess in Ferguson, Missouri. ‘Puter had hoped that a bit of distance between a white police officer’s shooting of an unarmed young black man would enable cooler heads to prevail. However, … Continue reading →
GorT received the following interoffice memo from Dr. J regarding the Science Fiction TV show countdown: GorT,I’ve enjoyed your commentary on the top 50 Sci-Fi shows as ranked by people other than us.I’d like to share a few of my … Continue reading →
The untold story of the Ferguson tragedy is that it makes libertarians look not crazy. Really, one of the structural problems with the tragedy is that two worlds of fanatical leftism have collided, and neither side is right because both … Continue reading →
So, I’ve received some feedback from other Castle dwellers as well as some operatives and minions. Always great to hear the opinions. I’ll present the top 5 here and let folks digest. Over the next few days, I’ll post up … Continue reading →
Getting closer…I appreciate the mail and will be posting feedback and mail after the full list is up. Number 10: The Outer Limits I never really went back and watched The Outer Limits or its inspiration, The Twilight Zone, save … Continue reading →
Operative BG writes in after a too-long absence, and saves the Czar from having to think an original thought: I read Robert Caro’s Master of the Senate, about Lyndon’ Johnson’s years as Senate Majority Leader, a few months ago. Say … Continue reading →
