Your Gormogons have been consulted on what to do with those containers of Thanksgiving Day leftovers. Save this as a handy guide for next year by attaching your computer monitor to the refrigerator with a magnet and leaving it plugged … Continue reading →
The Czar usually gets stuck with the annual Thanksgiving Day message to you all. So today, he will toast you and yours with warm greeting. Literally: Sleestak has brought the Czar a variety of nice bourbons and a glass. Our … Continue reading →
The Czar is slightly hung-over today: nowhere near enough sleep, and too many ultra-lime-HD margaritas at the Leaping Peacock with ‘Puter last night. We found him this morning in his usual spot: passed out in a sitting position, leaning against … Continue reading →
Your Mandarin went to the range today and fired a variety of plasma, x-ray, and conventional propellant-based weapons. However, there are two firearms your Mandarin decided on a whim to try out, and he thought a review was in short … Continue reading →
The Czar was away in the enchanted community of Three Drunk Indians #6, Michigan, planning for our world domination. You would be amazed at how critical that hamlet shall prove to be in the next few years, and why the … Continue reading →
What follows is a piece on immigration reform ‘Puter wrote way back on 31 January 2014. ‘Puter thinks it has held up well, particularly those portions detailing ‘Puter’s immigration reform package. Read on, and enjoy. Conservatives are uptight, and rightly … Continue reading →
‘Puter spends a lot of time thinking. ‘Puter should spend more time writing about his thoughts, as writing helps him better order his mind. So, in a likely vain attempt to order his chaos, here goes. Immigration: Obama will act … Continue reading →
Having caught Christopher Nolan’s very worthy Interstellar last week, I’m interested to see that a lot of the (very good) discussion of the film’s effectiveness is taken in terms of the accuracy and faithfulness of its science. Perhaps because I’m not … Continue reading →
The Czar had the wonderful luck to spend a few, warm minutes with Illinois State Senator Chris Nybo yesterday evening, where we were able to congratulate him on his dominating election win, and he amazed the Czar by recalling specific … Continue reading →
The Czar answers all your questions on the comet landing. We apologize if this gets slightly technical for the average reader, but bear with us. Did we land on a comet or just crash into it and are calling it … Continue reading →
Operative BJ lobbed in a couple of questions to us. Here’s one: Your Wise, Patient, and Truthful Majesty, It appears that actions by another of your minion, Agent Gruber, have been discovered. Unfortunately – mainly for him – several of … Continue reading →
Now that the Midterm Elections are over, we can finally start wasting time wondering about 2016 Presidential candidates. The Czar has previously said the Democrats are tapped out, and basically have no choice but to run Hillary Clinton. Joe Biden … Continue reading →
The numerical extent of the Republican victories caught most of us by surprise, but the inevitability of it should catch none of our readers unawares. The Czar has been warning that the Democrat party is built on balloons for some … Continue reading →
Democrats are delusional. After suffering an historic drubbing in the midterms, leading Democrats have completely broken with reality. Witness the New York Times editorial board psychosis. With near historic Republican majorities in the House and the Senate, the editors urge … Continue reading →
Just when the Czar is looking for a way to discuss a topic, Operative BJ sends him a note on the very thing. O Mighty One! This lowly one was listening to a post-game review of Obama’s press conference from … Continue reading →
GorT works in the tech industry (surprised?) and this topic comes up periodically. It usually goes something like this: there is a lack of representation of (insert sub-group of population here) and companies are evil because they aren’t doing enough … Continue reading →
Scattered thoughts on yesterday’s election results: Scott Walker is a bona fide leader who gets it done. Each time he wins, he does so by bigger numbers. Wisconsin is sold on him, and let’s face it: he enjoys bigger support … Continue reading →
Operative BJ writes in with a then-timely but just-barely-by-the-time-we-got-to-it letter: Your Fearsomeness, I’m sure you were aware of the debate between Brown and Shaheen in New Hampshire last Thursday, and how there was (yet another) “Crowley Moment®” during a major … Continue reading →
At coffee, this morning, Dr. J. asked his fellow Gormogons their predictions for election day: GorT chimed in first: “I think the Republicans will pick up about seven seats in the Senate putting them at 52. I think the GOP … Continue reading →
Awesome Operative SW writes in about political ads, just before Election Day: I actually saw a useful political ad here in Montana the other day. The office was for State Supreme Court Justice, a position which is allegedly non-partisan. Once … Continue reading →
