If you can’t win an election, run unopposed, right? President Obama was blessed not having to face legitimate opposition in his state senate or his senate runs because of untimely information released about his opponents sticky divorces (are there any … Continue reading →
The Czar found this note tied to the leg of an otherwise lame duck. Your Omniscience: Yesterday while transiting an interstate highway (part of the glorious legacy of the administration of President Dwight D. Eisenhower) I was unfortunate enough to … Continue reading →
Please allow ‘Puter to introduce himself, he’s a man of wealth and taste.* Actually, ‘Puter’s a simple Upstate New York lawyer, unaccustomed to your big city ways. And if you believe ‘Puter’s a naïf, he’s got a bridge in Brooklyn … Continue reading →
You know, the Czar had a couple of other thoughts on the subject of teachers getting “too much time off,” but did not include them in his original essay due to an interesting combination of judicious editing and just plaing … Continue reading →
A short time ago, the Czar overheard a guy at the archery range bemoaning the state of American education (and well he should). However, one comment caught the Czar’s ear: we could solve all the problems in American education, and … Continue reading →
Operative BJ wanted to get this letter in today, given that President Obama is chairing a UN Security Council meeting on ISIS today. Let’s hope it’s not a fund-raiser, because that’s all he used to be good at, and who … Continue reading →
There have been remarkably few moments in the history of the Secret Service that were objectionable, thank goodness. Given their mission, and how much they prevent, the Secret Service cannot allow a single mistake to occur. When mistakes happen, things … Continue reading →
h/t Geeksaresexy.net Dr. J.
Continue reading →With all the mid-term elections coming up, a lot of candidates are unclear whether their viewpoints are conservative, libertarian, or liberal. Here’s a quick guide that can help you candidates understand the issues. Your Opinion on… Conservative Libertarian Liberal Warfare … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Dr. J. finds Scotland’s bid for independence somewhere between cute and amusing. It would be like the gulf coast, or, perhaps California, Oregon and Washington voting to leave the U.S. depending on your point of view. The upside … Continue reading →
GorT came across this well done clip by The Guardian to educate non-Brits on the Scottish Referendum occurring today. It’s worth a watch. Gormogon official positions will surely be revealed soon. Many are probably thinking this is bigger than it … Continue reading →
The Czar’s recent post got GorT thinking about recent meals that he has prepared. One in particular is a family favorite: Fried Chicken and Waffles. There are many ways to make fried chicken but I rely on one of two … Continue reading →
The Czar is not sure that we have received prior mail from TexAggie 04, code-named because he is from Texas, went to A&M, and like most of the people from Texas A&M has about four friends. Fortunately, he likes the … Continue reading →
And speaking of cooking, because no one was: Dear The All-powerful Czar, This weekend, I obtained a grill and did some time travel through Gormogia*. In my travels, I came upon your post, Memorial Day Grilling, in which you graciously … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Our beloved Hello Kitty has been making headlines lately. There has been debate among the chattering classes that the official [mouthless] spokesmodel of the Gormogons has been revealed not to be a cat, and is simply an albino … Continue reading →
The President could have spoken out against ISIS any time in the last couple of months, but chose to do so the night before September 11. We can only assume this was part of his recently confessed understanding of political … Continue reading →
GorT has been slammed – work is crazy (in a good way…mostly), he has a senior in high school who is in the middle of the college search process, two others who along with the senior have been busy with … Continue reading →
The Czar’s often enigmatic father has been able to explain NFL behavior off-the-field for a long time, and there was no point in us even talking to him about the Ray Rice situation. We already know what he will tell … Continue reading →
The New York Times editorial board opined today that requiring students to repay in full freely incurred federal student loan debts is an absolute moral evil. We are also informed privately owned collection agencies are monstrous bastards for insisting on … Continue reading →
The Czar has gotten a lot of mail recently, and he won’t be able to get to all of it, especially ones with which he disagrees. Let us start going through all of your thoughts. Operative BJ: “We know that … Continue reading →
Americans are done with Democrats, done with Obama, done with Harry Reid, and so done with liberalism. So why are Republicans polling so badly? The Czar is about to advance a theory, here, and you are welcome to help shape … Continue reading →
While this is nothing new to the current political maneuverings of left side of the political spectrum in the United States, we do have another pretty clear example of the double-edged sword they’re wielding. The liberal, progressive, democrat support organization, Campaign … Continue reading →
Did you have a good Labor Day? The Czar certainly hopes you did, but if not, consider yourself in pretty decent company. That said, Labor Day is a day we set aside to honor a grotesquely un-American tradition of worshiping … Continue reading →
From the Double-Wide: Dear Your Czarness: With the “Guns of August” booming, your humble minion has done me some pondering. Not to brag, but I do believe I may have just come up with a “unified theory” for understanding the … Continue reading →
