Operative, Minion, Follower and Friend of the Gormogons, ScottO writes: Most Excellent Doctor, Operative BG’s missive of the 24th (I am a bit behind in my reading) had the following statement of philosophy regarding data sharing between work centers: “Share … Continue reading →
Operative BG writes in with the following: Never mind the insurmountable ten dollar cost of getting a ride to the library to apply for Obamacare; we’re going to have tons of fun when people try to actually apply. I worked … Continue reading →
After 20 long years of sleeping on the job, those Detroit pensioners earned their pensions! It’s not fair to fault them for their greed and incompetence just because their avaricecratered one of America’s greatest cities. Fox News has an article … Continue reading →
Thank you, “Ed Campion,” S.J. Confucius, Œc. Vol.Don’t ask impertinent questions like that jackass Adept Lu. 3.14.242.153
Continue reading →‘Puter loves him some Jesus themed art, particularly where it get all altered and memed up and whatnot. ‘Puter thought he’d share a few with you on Halloween, or as we non-pagans call it All Hallows Eve.* ‘Puter thinks this … Continue reading →
A classic, written by the Mandarin, in 2010. We had a beautiful Halloween over at the Castle, much like we do every day. The kids came by in good numbers, which we’re happy to see again. We all took turns … Continue reading →
Merlin tweets: @Gormogons Rx – Thoughts? http://t.co/XjAZ4spZ9v— Merlin (@NKYAggie) October 30, 2013 Specifically, the great wizard is curious about Dr. J.’s thoughts regarding his latest post on Obamacare and insurance premiums. Mr. Merlin’s post is spot on. Premiums are more … Continue reading →
America is now a nation full of people willing to be the 36 year old “kid” living in their parents’ basement, eating their food and paying for nothing.* Sure, Healthcare.gov blows chunks. And sure, anyone with a brain in their … Continue reading →
As stated before, GorT loves pulling themes for posts from his liberal friends and relatives Facebook posts. Why? Because they usually are bereft with logical flaws. Today, we’ll focus on the recent video that is making the rounds of 12-year … Continue reading →
The President sure doesnt know about a lot of things. Seems like every day, he learns about something his closest advisers did while he was on the golf course. What a terrible burden to be President, if nobody tells you … Continue reading →
GorT is on a business trip to New York City but after reading the USA Today McNews that I get each day at my hotel room door and some of the left-leaning tripe that came out in a discussion session … Continue reading →
David Axelrod, who continues to advise President Obama on campaign strategy—that in itself should be a subject of concern for all Americans—incredibly doubled down on the most unkept promise in recent history: “If you like you current healthcare plan, you … Continue reading →
The Czar elects to look at some common memes in the press, and reveals his hunch about each. These aren’t predictions—just gut feelings. Claim: The Republicans are going to pay dearly for the shutdown. Hunch: The public has already moved … Continue reading →
‘Free’ is more expensive than out of pocket. Dr. J. apologizes for using the same trope in back to back posts, but it really fits today’s post. Kirsten Powers, the pro-life Democrat political commentator was on Megan Kelly’s show this last … Continue reading →
Some recent productions that have been greenlit in Hollywood caught our attention. Leave It To Beaver, starring Saoirse Ronan and Benedict Cumberbatch, will be a dark, gritty reimagining of life in Mayfield. Beaver, haunted by a mysterious childhood tragedy, is … Continue reading →
Operative BG, a.k.a. The Official Copy Editor of the Gormogons™ writes in response to today’s post by Dr. J.: Dear Dr. J. Never ascribe to malice that which can be easily explained by stupidity. Attempting to take over the nation’s … Continue reading →
Meesa hand ovah the keys to the Republic for free healthcare for Gungans, okieday? Gentle Readers, In all of the headlines about the miserable failure that is the Healthcare.gov website, no one is asking this simple question:Why do people have … Continue reading →
America’s welfare state rewards self-centered freeloaders like Margo Smith, and ObamaCare will only exacerbate America’s free rider problem. Meet Margo Smith. Ms. Smith is a sixty-five year old grandmother. Ms. Smith is also a lazy, greedy, unrepentant self-entitled freeloader. “Gee, ‘Puter, … Continue reading →
So far, the good news about Obamacare is that very few people can actually get it. Yesterday, millions of people watched (or re-watched) The Daily Show’s brutal attack on both Obamacare and to a lesser extent the President himself. Indeed, … Continue reading →
As the resident physician, scientist and dabbler in economics, Dr. J. was most amused by this joke matrix: Yo mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said, “That’s no moon, that’s yo mama!” Dr. J.
Continue reading →You might like Jon Stewart. You might not. Indeed, you might loathe him. But his Daily Show put together the most horrific, scathing takedown of Obamacare and its dysfunctional Healthcare.gov yet done—horrific because it is all true. Given Stewart’s influence … Continue reading →
A week or so ago, GorT came across this video in some of his research and reading. I’ve read one of Dave Ramsey’s books and I had mixed opinions: I think that his opinions and recommendations are solid but at … Continue reading →
Operative BG, our copy editor strikes: Just pointing out a peeve of mine. I have many. Dr. J. loves the digital red pen, btw… Also, Spanish emersion? Otherwise, good post. I’m sharing the graph on my Facebook page. Operative BG Essential … Continue reading →
The boys and the Czar played an interesting little game this morning on the driveway while waiting for the school bus. The weather is quite chilly this morning—44°—so we did not spent much time doing physical activity; rather, we engaged … Continue reading →
Q. What do you call a liberal who can do math? A. An ex-liberal. This old saw is still true for some very basic reasons: if the country pulls in x revenue, and spends 2x on programs, pretty soon you … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, About a year ago, Dr. J. wrote regarding the New Atlantis budget which included a 13% property tax hike for Dr. J. Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want cost-effective schools, not excuses. Dr. J. also discussed … Continue reading →
There are Gormogon operatives all over creation. Note the Czar did not say “all over the Earth.” He didn’t even say “all over this dimension.” Every so often a newer one is revealed, such as Operative lelnet, who is tasked … Continue reading →
The most recent acquisition of the Gallerie Gormogòne at the Castle, commissioned by the Œcumenical Volgi from the Countess von Cséfavlay’s atelier at Withywindles. It is a highly encoded representation of a spell or alchemical process, the details of which … Continue reading →
Island Dweller—he of the block quote—swung by the Castle lobby bar last night with a piece of paper in his hand. The paper was a printout from a website. Most magnificent Czar, etc & etc . . . A forum … Continue reading →
Island Dweller has our guest post of the day. Enjoy! You know, you can write guest posts here, too. Just send ‘em in to any one of us and let us know you want it as a standalone piece or … Continue reading →
Mark Spahn, of West Seneca, NY, writes in to advise us that he has cleverly changed positions. Not politically, but physically: (Actually, I am farther from Lackawanna than from the geospatial center of West Seneca. Adjust your cruise missile targeting … Continue reading →
The UK has been running a publicly-funded healthcare system since 1948 imaginatively named the National Health Service (NHS). As GorT was trolling his tech sites this morning – yes, tech sites – he came across a discussion pointing at a … Continue reading →
Dr. J. was sent this infographic yesterday: He found it quite informative, except for the lack of bias. He took to Adobe Illustrator and made some minor corrections in the name of balance; something we Sith Lords excel at: Back … Continue reading →
The other day, we all received one of the best question we have ever received. The Czar makes this claim because all six of us were quite excited by the nature of the question: To the Gracious, Learned, Infallible, and … Continue reading →
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It No One Wants To Be DefeatedShowin’ How Funky Strong Is Your FightIt Doesn’t Matter Who’s Wrong Or Right Who knew Michael Jackon’s 1982 hit, “Beat It” was so prescient about American … Continue reading →
If liberals could stomach our site for more than a few seconds of their otherwise carnival attention span, they might ask when we will turn our unpleasant gaze toward the Right. Indeed, we do quite often. In fact, not only … Continue reading →
Yes, Tea Party. If only we’d elected RonPaul, none of this ever would’ve happened.It’s more true that Tea Party Glorious andIneffective Kamikaze Plan Number One wasa far more proximate cause to our recent drubbing than failure to elect RAWN PAWL! … Continue reading →
Island Dweller sent this communication by some primitive form of electronic mail, which was most refreshingly quaint: Most illustrious Czar The following excerpts were taken from a recent blog on Michelle Obamas White House garden. For some reason, this struck … Continue reading →
Mr. and Mrs. Asshat Hefley in the middleof ruining American public education foreveryone because they’re unrealistic, selfishjerks. If you want to know what’s wrong with education today, here’s a shining example of the primary reason: parents. Parents damage education by … Continue reading →
AFGE Local 90210’s Finest… Operative RKB writes: Dear Dr. J., I did not realize you acted so openly… Either that or Puter’s been sleep walking again. Best, Operative RKB Dear RKB, That one wasn’t ours…the same folk who put together … Continue reading →
Island Dweller writes in: Your Czarness, Esteemed Associate has sent me an article courtesy of a website he visits (as do I) called “Virtue Online.” This article has to do with a sometimes touchy subject, homosexuality. In particular, it deals … Continue reading →
Mark Spahn of West Seneca, NY, is one of our favorite correspondents. It is important to know that this is a cover, because he is technically closer to Lackawanna than he is to the geospatial center of West Seneca. Just … Continue reading →
‘Puter’s not certain if this is a PrideParade or the Gayest Mardi Gras EverTM, but he likes the color scheme and the horns. Mostly the horns. Operative BG writes in apropos ‘Puter’s piquant five-part series on the nation’s debt limit … Continue reading →
A Friend of the Gormogons, S.J., writes: For this scumbag. ℟. Oremus. “We would like to thank everyone who contributed to last weekend’s bake sale to benefit our Seniors Club.“Also, our pastor Father Jim was arrested Friday for soliciting a … Continue reading →
Paul Krugman (L) and E.J. Dionne pose fora photo as they take in the sights at ClimaxSprings, Missouri during Spring Break atLake of the Ozarks. Show me state, indeed. It’s been quite some time since Operative JAB wrote in from … Continue reading →
Well, are you? With all the bias in today’s media, you could be a liberal and not even consciously realize it. Heck, you could be marching naked in an amnesty rally right now. This simple news-related test—surprisingly unerring, by the … Continue reading →
Barney the Purple Dinosaur, a survivor of a frontal lobotomy and unrelated massive head trauma, can spot the logical flaws in Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman’s blog post. Can you, boys and girls? Intrepid New York Times opinion columnist and self-proclaimed smartest … Continue reading →
Mitch used to write in from time to time, and thank goodness he’s still out there. Yesterday, the Czar had to sum up the evolution from the Whigs to the 1860 Republican Party in a half-sentence. Not surprisingly, Mitch thought … Continue reading →
Dr. J. just caught wind of this excerpt of a Benedict Cumberbatch (BBC Sherlock, Star Trek Into Darkness, Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug) interview on Jimmy Fallon, and it made both him and the Lil Resident howl with laughter. In it, … Continue reading →
Happy Columbus Day, boys and girls! One would think it was Hitler’s birthday or something, the way that Dr. J.’s Facebook feed was filled with venom for the first Dead White Guy™to be found in our history books. Two minutes … Continue reading →
Other than Obama having found and unleashed a Hypnotoad in the White House Press Briefing Room, what’s a plausible explanation for otherwise sane, sentient reporters buying Obama’s unending stream of lies, slander and other horse manure? ‘Puter said he might provide … Continue reading →
PBS asks “Would a third major party ease Congressional gridlock?” No. There has never been a third major party in the United States for reasons of very simple math. Today’s two parties—uh, the Republicans and Democrats—are really extensions of original … Continue reading →
A guest post today from Island Dweller, who does indeed dwell on an island. In perusing the news screeds this morning I came across the following. It is a rather lengthy article re: the poor educational showing, not of American … Continue reading →
We have ourselves a ghost-like minion, who treads invisibly amidst popular culture. Indeed, his very code name is Ghost, although it turns out that’s a ridiculous coincidence. Dread Lord, I humbly present this to your glorious radiance. As requested, I … Continue reading →
If you have spent any time in Chicago in the last 100 years, the name Dominick’s is synonymous to you with grocery shopping. Dominick DiMatteo started the chain in 1918, which eventually expanded into a 130 store empire all over … Continue reading →
Borepatch—yes him—sent us a motorcycle with a letter rolled into a tube and hidden inside the tail pipe: I’d add in the collapse of the public education establishment to your excellent list. At the local level you see push back … Continue reading →
Not our words…I’m actually sourcing a story in The Huffington Post: ABC News correspondent Ann Compton described Obama as the “least transparent of the seven presidents I’ve covered in terms of how he does his daily business.” Anyone see the … Continue reading →
Hey, this ‘Puter guy’s making sense. Maybe Obama’s not — ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!* Welcome back, ‘Puter’s friends, to the show that never ends. ‘Puter’s so glad you could attend, step inside. Step inside. Stick with ‘Puter, people. We’re almost … Continue reading →
Who are you going to believe, Obamaor ‘Puter Gormog — ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!** Welcome back, Friends of the Gormogons, loyal operatives and various and sundry minions! ‘Puter’s truly glad you’re enjoying his series on the most fascinating topic … Continue reading →
Anyone who believes that the PP-ACA will save us money or drive down healthcare costs is a raving lunatic. Period. In this, there can be no debate. Besides the fact – THE FACT* – that the math just simply does … Continue reading →
Obama and his lapdog media commandyou! Ignore the facts concerning Congress’constitutional prerogative to do exactlywhat it’s doing, holding Democrats over abarrel until they negotiate!* Welcome to the third installment of ‘Puter Does the Debt Limit! We hope you’ve learned something … Continue reading →
Michelle Obama, in her ongoing quest to eradicate unpopular children, suggested that Post Office produce a series of stamps intended to frighten children. So horrifying were the images that the USPS elected to destroy them immediately upon seeing them. The … Continue reading →
Frequent readers of this site will know that a number of us Gormogons are fans of Thomas Sowell. Well, his brilliance has rubbed off – read his piece here in full (select excerpts below) – and if you go back … Continue reading →
President Obama assumes his standardnegotiation posture with Congress. “I’dlove to negotiate with you, but first, youguys abandon your Constitutional dutiesto me.” Welcome back to ‘Puter Does the Debt Limit! All your Gormogons hope you’re enjoying ‘Puter providing some right smart learning … Continue reading →
Like Hypnotoad (AGTH),* PresidentObama, Democrats and the media expectus to unthinkingly believe them. ‘Puter’s sick and tired of know-nothings in the media – and even worse in government – spouting off about the debt limit, a subject which experience shows … Continue reading →
The Gormogons all took the Pew Research “News IQ Quiz” and the results are below. Keeping in mind Winston Churchill’s statement, “The biggest argument against democracy is a 5-minute conversation with the average voter” one wonders if part of the … Continue reading →
A short piece to cheer you up today, when nothing seems to look positive. Here are four reasons liberalism is destined to collapse. The money isn’t there. No matter how much its members continue to insist there’s plenty of money … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Dr. J. hopes you will forgive his lack of posts of late. He has been on the inpatient ICU and consult services and balancing that with a number of parental obligations at the Jedi Academy and Bene Gesserit … Continue reading →
More polling news today, and the situation is even worse for media reporting. Breitbart.com perfectly sums up the media critique, so check it out. Bottom line is that Obama’s approval rating is now at 37%. The GOP and Democrats, people … Continue reading →
The mysteriously named “Don” writes in to notify the Czar that, like so many other government-related catastrophes, there are free workarounds that make one wonder why the government is doing any of this at all in the first place. Astronomy … Continue reading →
Are you at risk for immediate death? You could be, and you might not even know. Most doctors agree that dying is the single leading cause of fatalities in the US right now. Take our helpful quiz and assess your … Continue reading →
About websites being shutdown for theatrical reasons: Your Czarness: Also shut down are the SEC webpage that allows one to file and to track corporate filings and the USGS webpage that allow one to look up seismic data for a … Continue reading →
It has been just a week now that the government somewhat shut down, and at least one poll is trending as we had foreseen. Republicans are seeing their disapproval numbers increase by 7 points since September 29 to 70% disapproval. … Continue reading →
Word got out yesterday that the Obama administration thought it would be funny to endanger the lives of kidnapped children. There simply is no easier way to describe it. So the next time liberals cry that something is For the … Continue reading →
A hot microphone captured Senator Rand Paul expressing with some incredulity that Republicans might actually triumph in this shutdown nonsense. Why not. You have a president begging Americans not to give up on Obamacare, which is a complete reversal of … Continue reading →
JAB write to the shiny metallic one regarding this post: Dear Mr. GorT: Your advice to the GOP strikes me as spot-on, but I fear they are too stupid to follow it. Had they any gumption, they would long … Continue reading →
President Obama claims he is willing to negotiate with Republicans, but “We can’t do it with a gun held to the head of the American people.” The President was criticized for using the expression, but Jay Carney said that the … Continue reading →
Gov. Scott Walker masterfully trolled Wisconsin’s hyper- sensitive Dane County liberal denizens, enraging theseeconomically illiterate “educators,” and benefiting the state’staxpayers simultaneously. Masterfully done, Gov. Walker. To be fair to ‘Puter’s self, he really didn’t set out to troll his liberal … Continue reading →
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Continue reading →The shutdown is proving to be utterly disastrous as far as the Main Stream Media can tell by glancing out their Starbucks windows. A quick roundup of the shutdown in pictures. Wild packs of dogs are roving the Mall, and … Continue reading →
President Obama was just down the road from GorT’s non-castle residence yesterday and his speech included this little excerpt: So are his “handlers” slapping their foreheads? Is the crowd so stupid that they don’t realize what he just said? For … Continue reading →
From the Doublewide, JAB writes in after too long an absence (but do we not always say that about her?): Dear Your Czarness: Yes, indeedy, some jack-wagon “supervisor” in some office in DC decided the putting up barricades and tape … Continue reading →
Island Dweller plops down next to the Czar at the Castle Lobby Bar and lets the Czar have it about the unfair treatment government employees are getting from the private public. The good news is that the Czar remembered it … Continue reading →
Don’ters line up at the front door of America’s very last Doer, looking for all that free crap Uncle Sugar and President Obama promised them. Don’ters are about to be extremely disappointed. Liberal politicians who’ve preyed on Don’ters fantasies for generations … Continue reading →
Gentle Readers, Dr. J. saw this meme and had to post it, breaking radio silence 4 hours earlier than planned. It nicely summarizes The Czar’s excellent ~1021 word polemic in one picture and 21 words. Back to your regularly scheduled … Continue reading →
Remember the Leftˆs portrayal of George W. Bush as an intellectual dullard who skated through major schools by the grace of who he was, rather than what he knew? And how he was surrounded by corrupt scoundrels barely smarter than … Continue reading →
Apropos Jonathan Last’s droll and true comparisons of the Redskins’ and Eagles’ respective fan bases, allow your Volgi to summarize. Confucius says:Redskins fans believe in Santa Claus; Eagles fans, seeing Santa in the flesh, throw batteries at him. Confucius, Œc. … Continue reading →
When GorT gets fed up he gets fired up,when he gets fired up the laser he gets fired up GorT is pretty much fed up with the federal government. Ever since “politician” was viewed as an acceptable answer to “What … Continue reading →
Conservatives like you tend to understand little of any substance, and as a result, you may be confused over why this shutdown is such a terrible thing. In your ignorance, you blissfully think that that life goes on without the … Continue reading →
