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The Doctor is Out

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. has a million balls in the air, and consequently will be out through Wednesday, so any wit, wisdom and ponyisms will have to wait. Until then remember: Obamacare still sucks A government shutdown is not a bad thing … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Bronies, Doctor Doom, Doctor Who, Dr. J., Government Shutdown, Harry Reid, My Little Pony, ObamaCare, Peyton Manning, Talkin' Football, The Obama Amateur Hour

Monkey Time

The Gormogons Posted on September 30, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Researchers (and you notice how the exact number is never specified?) have concluded that monkeys can teach us a lot; in fact, monkey’s grooming habits—‘Puter take note—are a form of altruism. Here are other things monkeys want to teach us: … Continue reading →

Posted in The Monkees

Island Dweller on Extended Adolescence

The Gormogons Posted on September 29, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Some snippets from the Daily Mail obtained just this morning discuss the changed psychiatric guidelines regarding the chronological age of adolescence. It would seem our British cousins believe the timeframe for this period should be extended beyond the age of … Continue reading →

Posted in England, Great Britain, Guest Writer, Island Dweller, Liberals, Pop Psychology, Psychology, United Kingdom

Do Your Freakin’ Job

The Gormogons Posted on September 28, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT has little patience for people complaining about the current fight over the federal debt ceiling, the defunding of the Affordable Care Act, and the impending “shutdown” of the federal government.  If the Congress, and specifically the Senate would do … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Democrats, Federal Budget, The Obama Amateur Hour

Taking It To The Streets

The Gormogons Posted on September 27, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar found a mysterious photograph slipped under his door; the picture was simply of white clouds against a blue sky. Assuming the worst, we ran the picture through GorT and Mandarin’s stegiographic decompiler, and sure enough—a message was encoded … Continue reading →

Posted in Gormogon Operatives, Mailbag, Minion, Unemployment

Call your Senator’s Local Office

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Senator Alexander, Lady Gaga wants you to vote NO on cloture on the Reid-addled CR Bill. Our friends on the airwaves, and in the blogosphere are encouraging you to call your Republican and ‘Red-State’ Democrat senators to encourage them not … Continue reading →

Posted in Grassroots Activism, Lady Gaga, ObamaCare, United States Senate

WaPo’s Greg Sargent Lies About America’s Debt Ceiling

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been reading Greg Sargent, a confessed liberal, who writes for the Washington Post’s opinion pages. Mr. Sargent is exercised about Republicans holding up a debt limit increase This morning, Mr. Sargent writes: It remains to be seen whether major … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Bankruptcy, Congress, Deficit, Economics, Entitlements, Liberal Idiots, National Debt, Social Security, Suck It Czar

Cruz May Be Biggest Winner So Far

The Gormogons Posted on September 26, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Ted Cruz is a heckuva smart guy. He managed to convince the entire House to push him into the limelight. The House, as you know, did not overwhelmingly want to support his plan. He managed to rally them around it. … Continue reading →

Posted in Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media, Media Bias, Ted Cruz

Death of the American Dream…

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

In 10th Grade, Dr. J. was tapped for Team Jack by his peers. We still live in the greatest country on Earth. That being said, the progressive movement has for a century believed that they are smarter than the rest … Continue reading →

Posted in american exceptionalism, Americans, Economics, Marco Rubio, ObamaCare, Progressives, Ted Cruz, Woodrow Wilson

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Gear, Gormogons Style*

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Nothing strikes fear into the undead heart of a zombie like the sound of chainsaw revving up. Nothing, that is, except a chainsaw revving up prominently displaying the visage of She Who Has No Mouth, Yet She Must Scream.** If … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Friend of Gormogons, Hello Kitty, Suck It Czar, The Mandarin, zombie apocalypse

On ObamaCare: ‘Puter’s Thoughtful Response To WaPo’s Eugene Robinson

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

If anyone’s got a herpetic monkey wang, it’s the  drummer for Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution. Good luck with getting your “little problem” treated under ObamaCare, Mr. Drummer! Eugene Robinson, an ever-reliable Obama sycophant, parrots the White House’s ObamaCare talking points in … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Government Run Healthcare, ObamaCare, Rant, Stupid Politicians, Suck It Czar

Pause for Effect

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

By now, our readers should know where GorT stands with regards to Global Climate Change – if not, go do some research.  Ok, ready? Over the past few years skeptics of the anthropogenic climate change theories have raised the issue … Continue reading →

Posted in Big Environment, Climate Change, Global Warming, Science

Obamacare and Other Disasters

The Gormogons Posted on September 25, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Many minions write to the Czar in an overtly supplicating tone, apparently terrified that the Czar will unleash some horrific punishment onto them. Ridiculous! The Czar encourages and welcomes all manners of correspondence with his minions, for he truly respects … Continue reading →

Posted in Government Run Healthcare, Island Dweller, Mailbag, Minions, ObamaCare

No, NYT, The Catholic Church Does Not Hate Gays

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Ms. Goodstein smugly thinksabout how stupid those sillyRoman Catholics are, with theiranti-gay, anti-abortion bias, insteadof considering it is perhaps shewho is the biased one.  ‘Puter was shocked to discover that the New York Times is either stunningly biased against or … Continue reading →

Posted in Gay Marriage, Liberal Idiots, New York Times - NYT, Pope Francis, Roman Catholics, Stupid People

Mail Three-fer

The Gormogons Posted on September 24, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

From the mailbag: First up, NSW writes: There’s another unintended consequence to raising the minimum wage in California. Minimum wage employees are not those paying to keep California running. Their small business employers probably pay a not insignificant portion of … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag

Reflections

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT’s parish has a new associate pastor, parochial vicar, #2 priest, whatever you want to call him.  He’s probably in his late 30s or early 40s.  His homilies have been solid and this weekend was no different.  However, I will … Continue reading →

Posted in Roman Catholics

The Minimum Wages of Sin

The Gormogons Posted on September 23, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

California is raising its minimum wage to $10 an hour. Presently, it is $8 an hour. If a store owner has three part-time employees who are paid minimum wage, and let us say each worker shows up 24 hours a … Continue reading →

Posted in Business, California, Liberal Idiots

En Garde

The Gormogons Posted on September 22, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Well, the gun control arguments have been disarmed, and we can pretty well bet that gun control will never happen at this point. The US Senate won’t even entertain new legislation concerning firearms. Done. Dead. Finished. Also, forget about global … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Global Cooling, Global Warming, Government Run Healthcare, Gun control, Health care, Progressives

Dueling Marias

The Gormogons Posted on September 21, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Four versions, ranked in the order the Czar favors them. Your own order may vary. Note-for-note perfect, a minimalist blend of spooky and sweet, Schubert’s “Ave Maria” is one of those rare pieces that works whether it is played on … Continue reading →

Posted in Liturgical music, Music

Why Obama Is Nervous

The Gormogons Posted on September 20, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Against quite long odds, the House GOP has decided to stick it to the Obama administration and will fund a continuing resolution minus the required Obamacare portion. This, despite condemnation from the President and Senate, as well as a great … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Government spending, ObamaCare, Republicans

Damned Republicans

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Republicans are pretty annoyed with each other over the Obamacare funding deadline. Many Republicans want to defund Obamacare by passing a continuing resolution that funds everything budgeted for the government except Obamacare. The problem is that while this will pass … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Democrats, Government Run Healthcare, Government spending, ObamaCare, Republicans

Free Security Advice

The Gormogons Posted on September 19, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Borepatch, who watches this sort of thing for us, wants you to know that if you are one of the handful of people who still use Internet Explorer, you may be in trouble. This is a much more serious issue … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Cybersecurity

Lawyers Caused the Navy Yard Massacre

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

“J’accuse, ass-hats!” (‘Puter, using his fancy-dancylawyering skills in a courtroom, of all places). You read the post’s title correctly. Lawyers caused the Navy Yard Massacre, and it’s about time a practicing lawyer stood up and said so.* Yes, the murderer** … Continue reading →

Posted in Dumb Laws, Law Enforcement, Lawyers, Multiple-Victim Public Shootings, Shooting

Mailbag – Dust and Cobwebs Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. has woefully neglected his inbox in which a couple of missives have been collecting dust. The first comes as a follow up to a recent letter from newly minted Operative DC. Operative DC, who also likes … Continue reading →

Posted in Education, Mailbag, Medical Education, Minions, Residents

Illinois in the Red, Moving to Red?

The Gormogons Posted on September 18, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There is unusually good news—seemingly—in the hell of Illinois politics. As you may recall, there were three leading Democrats competing for the 2014 gubernatorial election. Pat Quinn is the current governor of Illinois, and polls seem to indicate that Illinois … Continue reading →

Posted in Chicago, Chicago Political Machine, Chicago Way, Democrats, Illinois, Quinn the Eskimo, Republicans

Mailbag: Analects and Dialects

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Mailbag, when the Czar can take it a smidge easier and see what others have to say. First up, we have The Big Guy himself, Uncle Jay, who has an interesting observation about why alpacas spit when threatened: O most … Continue reading →

Posted in Mailbag

Brainwashing Starts Early

The Gormogons Posted on September 17, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

I am not one with this crap, Herbert! I’m not really one to buy into conspiracy theories but I have to admit, I’m starting to really believe that the Big Environment folks have their hooks into the people developing educational … Continue reading →

Posted in Climate Change, Media

A Serious Question For Liberals: Income Inequality Edition (Or, “Mika Has A Sad”)

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mika has a sad because income inequality. Unfortunately,Mika doesn’t understand that despite her willful ignoranceof basic economic truths, pretending economic truths do notexist does not, in fact, cause those truths to cease existing. ‘Puter’s been watching Morning Joe again, which is … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter's Always Right, Economics, Eleventy, Global Economy, Liberal Idiots, MSNBC, Rant, Stupid People, Stupid Politicians

Want a Tat? Time to reflect…

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Nothing says class like Hello Kitty Gentle Readers, Dr. J. woke up Sunday Morning to this piece on Fox and Friends. Washington D.C. who has had a fairly unregulated tattoo industry felt the need to catch up with the times … Continue reading →

Posted in Abortion, And yet she must scream, Fox and Friends, Hello Kitty, Regulations, Tattoos, Washington DC

Mrs. ‘Puter’s Birthday Weekend: Dinner, Show, Oktoberfest, Yinzers

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Mrs. ‘Puter, Big Red and Mrs. TheCzar model the latest in Oktoberfestfashion. Not really, but in ‘Puter’s demented mind, this is how hepictures it. ‘Puter spent Mrs. ‘Puter’s birthday weekend thusly. Friday evening, ‘Puter squired The Missus to dinner at … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Beer, Family, Gormogonica, Happy Birthday, Love Boat, Mrs. 'Puter, Upstate

Lives of the Saints

The Gormogons Posted on September 16, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Catholics have no shortage of saints in the stable, and not all of them are equal in stature. In fact, many of the saints Catholics take for granted were de-sainted by Pope Paul VI in his famous pronouncement Iocā́tis Quin. … Continue reading →

Posted in Saints

Ssh! Don’t Tell @MbernadetteE or @BrianGriffiths!

The Gormogons Posted on September 15, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This post is to be a surprise for @MbernadetteE, so for goodness’ sake, don’t tell her about it. But the Gormogons have elected to each purchase her a present for her and @BrianGriffiths in celebration of their engagement and, one … Continue reading →

Posted in Archivist, Gifts, Gormogons, Minions

When you’re too busy to refute the science yourself…

The Gormogons Posted on September 14, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

A handy dandy flowchart to bashing your least favorite research studies: This sort of thing helps us out with Saturday posts. h/t geeksaresexy.com Dr. J.

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Posted in Humor, Nerds, Science

Academic anti-aircraft OR Tell Me of the #Spawaters of Your Homeworld, Usul

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s seeing a new trend in elementary and intermediate education at independent schools, and it is not what you would expect. It was ‘Meet the Witches Night’ at the New Atlantis Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse last night, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Archivist, Bene Gesserit, Education, Jedi Academy, Lil Medstudent, Lil Resident

Rand Paul Just Lost the Presidency

The Gormogons Posted on September 13, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

You know, it’s difficult to dislike Rand Paul. He’s a charming, well-spoken, thoughtful Senator who has more than a little of the country gentleman about him. He is very strict in his reading of the Constitution, extremely limited in his … Continue reading →

Posted in Conspiracy theories from Saturn, President, Rand Paul, Ron Paul

My Little Resume – Employment is Magic

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The Castle is looking to hire a new IT guy or gal, given our processing needs and our desire to digitize our archives, now that our archivist is gainfully employed elsewhere and getting married. Dr. J. received this resume in … Continue reading →

Posted in Bronies, Humor, Information Technology, My Little Pony, Nerds, Spooky Witchy Facebook Friend, Unemployment

Mailbag – Opportunity Cost Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Operative Javahead writes: Some supporting evidence for your position – My older daughter is in her final year of pharmacy school (going for her Pharm. D. at Loma Linda). As an undergrad she’d originally planned to apply for medical school, … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Internships, Mailbag, Medicine, Pharmacy, Work Wives

Facts on the Ground

The Gormogons Posted on September 12, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

There is not much left to say about President Obama on this Syria affair, but it is interesting to see parties on the Left and Right come together at long last and excoriate his inept bungling of what seemed a … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Russia, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

More Unequal Pay…

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Ah, pediatrics, Dr. J.’s worst grade in medical school… Just as Dr. J. sent off his missive earlier today, his Medical Economics weekly email showed up in his inbox. He, of course, clicked on this lead article. The headline states … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Feminism, Health care, Phoney Science

The Other Pro-Choice OR Unequal Pay for Unequal Work

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Mrs. Dr. J. and the Lil Resident mind-map operational work flow together… Dr. J. was trolling teh interwebz for something to talk about other than the President’s feckless Syria speech, a speech he couldn’t even tune into because the sound … Continue reading →

Posted in Economics, Equality, NPR, Pro-Choice, Women

Dona Eis Requiem Sempiternam

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

On this twelfth anniversary of militant Islam’s attack on the American homeland, let us remember our dead, pray for the living and rededicate ourselves to stamping out evil militant Islam wherever it may be found. ‘Puter’s son Spawn was barely … Continue reading →

Posted in 9/11, Islamic Terror

Cooking With ‘Puter: Pad Thai

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter whipped up this batch of Pad Thailast night, to the acclaim of his family.It’s an easy recipe and takes about 30-45 minutes start to finish. Try it! ‘Puter, like most if not all of your Gormogons, loves to cook.  … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, cooking, Minions, Peanuts, Thailand, The Gormogonickal Seal of Approval®

On a Wing and an Email

The Gormogons Posted on September 11, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

It looks like the whole thread of Catholic Mass and singing has struck a chord (Dat Ho is working on the rim shot). I was glad to see some other Gormos join in on it. First up is from ScottO … Continue reading →

Posted in Roman Catholics

Marvin K. Mooney, can we please drill now?

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

The sun sets on the Pax Americana There are a number of opinion pieces referring to the recent Syria as a foreign policy disaster for the Obama Administration and consequently for the US: From the Weekly Standard: This revealed to … Continue reading →

Posted in Energy, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mailbag – Archivist Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Yeah, We can’t go with anything naughty associated with our Archivist… The lovely, and off the market, Marie Bernadette (@MariebernadetteE), the Castle Archivist writes: Dear Dr. J.:  Good insight into the TN school system way of things in today’s post. … Continue reading →

Posted in Archivist, Hypocrisy, Mailbag, Public Schools

A Swell Guy. With One Minor Flaw. Barely Worth Mentioning, Really

The Gormogons Posted on September 10, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

This annoys us. AP has written a gripping, inspiring story of an Uruguayan man who survived four months of brutal winter conditions in the Andes. Remarkable human endurance, the story goes, with quotes about the 58-year-old man being a “good, … Continue reading →

Posted in ABC News, Associated Press, Journalism, Main Stream Media, Media Bias, Sex, Sexual Predators

Test Taking

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Local control of the school, like at the Jedi Academy, is how it should be.. Dr. J. occasionally gets posts from his Metro School Board Representative, a lawyer mom who sends her kid to a mediocre elementary school we’re both … Continue reading →

Posted in Jedi Academy, Master Yoda, Public Education, Schools

This Week’s Liturgical Music with Dr. J.

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Dr. J. can’t comment on liturgical music at mass this week…we bagged mass as we were wiped out from camping on the driving range this weekend. Where the f@¢# is Dr. J. and that Lil Medstudent who can’t sit still? … Continue reading →

Posted in Benedict XVI, Dr. J., Lil Medstudent, Liturgical music, Sin, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

‘Puter’s iPhone Playlist: Into the Deranged Mind of ‘Puter

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Bob Dylan (a/k/a Robert Zimmerman) is one of ‘Puter’s favorite artists. Also, Mr. Dylan, a Minnesotan Jew by birth, would write much better liturgical music than either OCP or the St. Louis Jesuits ‘Puter digs him some music, music of … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Puter, Gormogonica, GorT, Minions, Music, Roman Catholics, The Czar

Don’t Drink the Wine, Benny!

The Gormogons Posted on September 9, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The Czar and his family had the rare luck to dine with a bishop Saturday evening, watch some football, and generally chat about anything we wanted. We did not invite him to join our table at a local Church fundraiser; … Continue reading →

Posted in Roman Catholics, Unam sanctam catholicam apostolicam ecclesiam

Was It Broken?

The Gormogons Posted on September 8, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

GorT almost posted about this topic last weekend after Mass but thought I must just have been in a funk the last two Sundays.  Well, this makes it the third.  Well, ok, it was Saturday evening Massto mark number three.  … Continue reading →

Posted in Roman Catholics, Singing

More on Syria

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2013 by GorTApril 6, 2014

Maybe GorT should have come up with a classier title for this post but with all the directions that I could take this post, I figured I’d keep it simple.  GorT has been having a great time with getting his … Continue reading →

Posted in Pope Francis, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Ann Wilson is Earth 11’s Robert Plant

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

World-11’s Finest For those not in the know, DC Comics has a multiverse. Sure it’s changed over the years, but the idea’s stayed the same. Earth One is the main universe, Earth Two is the Golden/Silver Age, Earth 3, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Heart, Led Zeppelin, Liturgical music, Robert Plant

The Cost of Boots on the Ground

The Gormogons Posted on September 7, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The semper paratus Island Dweller puts charcoal to the cave wall to write in: Most August Majesty: There is a phrase being bandied about by both sides on the Syria issue, to wit: “Boots on the ground.” Everyone using this … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Island Dweller, Stupidity, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

Mr. Precedent

The Gormogons Posted on September 6, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

How can one begin to count up the number of times someone has said “This has been a bad week for President Obama.” This observation is not there to gloat—it is there to make us realize how bad a job … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, History, The Obama Amateur Hour

A Letter From The FBI…

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2013 by The MandarinApril 6, 2014

Your Mandarin was contacted today by the FBI. No, not this FBI: Your Mandarin wonders where they hide their gun and badge in this type of uniform. This one: You would think that for what we pay in taxes, someone … Continue reading →

Posted in Banking, Constitutional Law, Federal Reserve, Hot For Teacher, Law Enforcement, Monetary Policy

In which Dr. J. goes Galt

The Gormogons Posted on September 5, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Class warfare, Marxist policies and economic slut shaming have their consequences. Hurting the big guy hurts the little guys faster and harder. Gentle Readers, Dr. and Mrs. Dr. J. recently had a budgetary summit as money has grown tight over … Continue reading →

Posted in Bane, Dr. J., Energy, Gasoline Prices, John Galt, Lil Resident, microeconomics, Mrs. Dr. J., Not Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

John Kerry: The Last Man to Die (Politically) For Obama’s Syria Mistake

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

Hey, this anti-war veteran posturing againstbaseless American military interventionsin far-flung lands to shore up a failing president looks kind of familiar, doesn’t he,Secretary Kerry? ‘Puter’s not fond of open-ended American military interventions in foreign countries, unless the interventions result from … Continue reading →

Posted in Anti-war movement, Barack Obama, Kerry Amateur Hour, Stupid People, Syria, United States Senate, Vietnam, WAAAAAR

Syria: Lessons Emerging

The Gormogons Posted on September 4, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

The most intentionally under-reported aspect of the Syrian crisis is the severity with which the Obama administration is now revealed to the world. We have learned that if a President shoots his mouth off an a cutey-pie way of trying … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Kerry Amateur Hour, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour

UPDATED – Syrian Shortcomings…OR The Differences Between Syria and Iraq

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J. falls into the camp of those against President Obama using force in Syria. Dr. J. has an open-mind, and would not mind if the president persuaded him otherwise. The president however has yet to do so, … Continue reading →

Posted in Chemical Weapons. Assad, Fallacy of Foreign-Political Egocentrism, George W. Bush, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, United Nations

Obama and Syria: Words Matter, Actions Matter More

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by 'PuterApril 6, 2014

‘Puter’s been sparse in his posting of late, with good reason. You see, it’s tradition in ‘Puter’s office that when he goes on vacation each and every miserable slob of an employee uses ‘Puter’s absence as an opportunity to dump … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Civil War, Foreign Policy, Middle East, Stupid Politicians, Syria

Expedition to the Plateau of Leng

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Gentle Readers, Dr. J.’s recent post in which he took the ‘Which D&D Character Are You’ was quite popular with the readers. Indeed, two of our operatives and two of Dr. J.’s old gaming mates took the quiz. As a … Continue reading →

Posted in Dungeons and Dragons, Gormogonica, Iron Man, Mailbag, Nerds

More of our National Conversation

The Gormogons Posted on September 3, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

At the Leaping Peacock the other night, BG and the Czar were discussing the political affiliation of a white supremacist when Borepatch walked up and sat down. Borepatch nodded to BG, turned to the Czar, and said, “Nice post the … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, Borepatch, Bullshit racism accusations, History, Operative BG, Race, Racism

Consequences of Incompetence

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

Island Dweller writes in, and the Czar will comment along. Dread and Awful Majesty: Your humble subject has mentioned in the past the possible consequences of incompetence in foreign policy. He has also mentioned how the US government at the … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign Policy, Island Dweller, Kerry Amateur Hour, Rice Amateur Hour, Stupid Politicians, Supplication Slapped Down, Syria, The Obama Amateur Hour, War

That’s the last time we let Volgi tip…

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

Nothing says good tipper like a monolith dedicated to an ancient evil…  Operative RKB wrote again to Dr. J. and Borepatch. It seems someone has claimed part of Oklahoma for the Old Gods: Yes, yes, that was us. You see, … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Gormogon Operatives, Gormogon Summer Vacation, Gormogonica, GorT, Iä Iä Great Cthulhu, The Czar, Volgi

BG: Our National Conversation Now Goes Like This

The Gormogons Posted on September 2, 2013 by The Czar of MuscovyApril 6, 2014

An asshat up in North Dakota is trying to establish a White Suprmacist “enclave” for any like-minded salamanders who are looking for a blackless and Jewless place to live. Some news reports are saying that he is spectacularly unsuccessful; more … Continue reading →

Posted in Borepatch, Bullshit racism accusations, Democrats, Ku Klux Klan, Nazis, Nazis Living As Hippies, Operative BG, Race, Racism, Republicans

Mailbag – Cabbages and Kings Edition

The Gormogons Posted on September 1, 2013 by Dr. J.April 6, 2014

It wasn’t long before Dr. J. received a missive from none other than Operative RBK who returned from the other side of the mirror where he was on R&R from all things operative. He writes in regarding Dr. J.’s recent anti-Krugman … Continue reading →

Posted in Economic policy, Energy, Gormogon Operatives, Jim Cooper, Mailbag, ObamaCare, Paul Krugman, The Obama Amateur Hour

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